Beefrave

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

The man who thought he owned the world...

If anyone were to come close to Jacknstock's level of persistent dickery, despite the unthinkable levels of Autism and pure stupidity required to do so, that man would be Beefrave. Aaron S Pawlowski first signed onto ED IRC in April of 2011, after discovering the glory of Encyclopedia Dramatica via the temporary set-back that occurred around that time. Being straight out of 4chan, Beefrave began spending his jobless days spamming unfunny bullshit into IRC. At first he was believed to be a troll that refused to break character and left daumode always on. Unfortunately for him, his true colors were soon revealed as he was effectively trolled to the point of no recovery, constantly returning for more.

Lies

Beefrave is known for outrageous claims about his allegedly awesome lifestyle, which include but are not limited to:

• Was a firerighter during 9/11 (Beefrave was born in 1984, meaning he would have been 17, and in school, at the time)
• Was pulled from the wreckage of 9/11
• Lives in Nevada (lives in New York)
• Worked for MTV and Adult Swim (no records indicate he has had a stable job in the past few years)
• Is an ED staff member (was immediately rejected)
• Is being harassed by porn star James Deen
• Was raised by a black man on the streets of Chicago (not making this one up)
• Owns a boat
• Is friends with Bam Margera
• Was at Ryan Dunn's funeral

Round one

Moar info: Amber Buttrum.

The person responsible for driving a 28 year old man into hiding

The downhill spiral of Beefrave began after he was introduced to notorious 14-year-old troll Mewen Brown. Whilst sounding like a petite threat to any sane person, Mewen has perfected a way to bring grown men to tears through her army of aspies believing they are defending an innocent girl. Originally used as a weapon against Amber Buttrum, Mewen realized Beefrave's potential to be trolled and thus started the ruining of Aaron Pawlowski.

Beginning with exposing Beefrave as a "jobless faggot living with his fat wife's parents" Mewen's actions resulted in Beefrave escalating to such levels of butthurt that he phoned in the police on porn star James Deen, who's identity is utilized by Mewen.

[10/28/2011 10:02:05 PM] Philip Gipson: James Deen and Mewen are on my side.
[10/28/2011 10:02:09 PM] beef rave esq: NO THEY AREN T
[10/28/2011 10:02:10 PM] beef rave esq:  i am
[10/28/2011 10:02:34 PM] Philip Gipson: You've no one to blame but you.
[10/28/2011 10:03:02 PM] Philip Gipson: James Deen is my idol, and he'll always protect me.
[10/28/2011 10:03:06 PM] beef rave esq: lol
[10/28/2011 10:03:10 PM] beef rave esq:  not from the cops.
[10/28/2011 10:03:12 PM] beef rave esq: :)
[10/28/2011 10:03:22 PM] beef rave esq:  after the police csi read what you typed.
[10/28/2011 10:03:25 PM] beef rave esq: and attempted.
[10/28/2011 10:03:26 PM] Philip Gipson: Yes, he will.
[10/28/2011 10:03:29 PM] beef rave esq:  u are doing jail time lololol
[10/28/2011 10:03:30 PM] beef rave esq: :)