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bing's pretty picture du jour

Bing's namesake Carmella Bing, doing what Bing does best.

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Bing has relevant news all the time!

Bing is a carp search engine and the brain-fart of Bill Gates's malaria addled brain. Launched in 2009 as an alternative to the Google, Bing's mission statement is that it is a "decision engine" that will pwn Google's market domination by offering fewer results and less clutter delivered via in interface of pretty pictures. Yeah, good luck with that Bill...

Bing is named after pr0n star Carmella Bing because it sucks a lot of cock and so does she.

Mission Staement

Bing argues (and spams TV with gay ads) that searching for anything on Google to akin to searching for a needle in a haystack -something it calls "Overload Syndrome". Since Google does (indeed)- cough up millions of random, tangential results from every single blog, shitter post and forum on the Interwebs as alleged information, bing has a point. However, since the human race is already hardwired to use Google for everything, nobody cares about bing. Plus since Google is now a verb listed in the Oxford English Dictionary, the chances of "Googling" being replaced by "Binging" are slim to none.

Workarounds

Bing's default filter setting is Moderate. This means it is supposed to block NSFW images and vidyas, but not text. Ergo, ED should be all up in your grill without having to fuck with it, however, Bing is made of faggotry and FAIL so you have to turn it to Off and Bob's your uncle.

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bing's default setting: Moderate Filter: adult images and videos but not text from your search results.

Meanwhile

Meanwhile, you can search for porn without adjusting the filter and get plenty of hardcore pr0n links from Bing. Go figure.

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Moderate pr0n?

Bing Works

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Searching for "bing sucks" with the filter off, Bing cuts through the crap and gets specific results relevant to our interest.

Google vs Bing

Previous Video | Next Video

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Indeed.

External Links

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-[[File:Carmella-bing-sucks-a-hard-cock.jpg|thumb|right|Bing's namesake Carmella Bing, doing what Bing does [[suck|best]].]]
+[[File:Bing_picture.png|thumb|center|800px|bing's pretty picture du jour]]
-'''Bing''' is a [[crap|carp]] search engine which claims to be a "[[what|decision engine]]" that will [[pwn]] Google's market domination by offering fewer results and less [[harbl|clutter]] delivered via in interface of pretty pictures. Bing also delivers previewable video results in a few pixels of resolution for reduced costs, whereas google  stores the videos themselves in their own servers of youtube. Also, bing is better searching porn on video search, if you'll ever need it.
+[[File:Carmella-bing-sucks-a-hard-cock.jpg|thumb|Bing's namesake Carmella Bing, doing what Bing does [[suck|best]].]]
+[[File:bingissmart.jpg|thumb|Bing has [[truth|relevant]] [[ads|news]] all the time!]]
+'''Bing''' is a [[crap|carp]] search engine and the brain-fart of [[Bill Gates]]'s malaria addled brain. Launched in [[2009]] as an alternative to the [[Google]], Bing's [[USI|mission statement]] is that it is a "[[what|decision engine]]" that will [[pwn]] Google's market domination by offering fewer results and less [[harbl|clutter]] delivered via in interface of pretty pictures. Yeah, good luck with that Bill...
 Bing is named after [[pr0n]] star [http://www.freeones.com/html/c_links/Carmella_Bing/ Carmella Bing] because it sucks a lot of cock and so does she.
+==Mission Staement==
+Bing argues (and spams TV with gay ads) that searching for anything on Google to akin to searching for a needle in a haystack -something it calls "[[Overload Syndrome]]". Since [[Google]] does (indeed)- cough up millions of random, tangential results from every single blog, [[shitter]] post and forum on the Interwebs as alleged information, bing has a point. However, since the human race is already hardwired to use Google for everything, [[nobody cares]] about bing. Plus since [[wikipedia:Google_(verb)|Google is now a verb]] listed in the [[fact|Oxford English Dictionary]], the chances of "'''Googling'''" being replaced by "'''Binging'''" are slim to none.
+<center><youtube>6jMt6saTqq4</youtube></center>
+==Workarounds==
+Bing's default filter setting is [[SFW|Moderate]]. This means it is supposed to block [[NSFW]] images and vidyas, but '''not text'''. Ergo, ED should be all up in your grill without having to fuck with it, however, Bing is made of [[faggotry]] and [[FAIL]] so you have to turn it to '''Off''' and [[win|Bob's your uncle]].
+[[File:Bing_prefs.png|thumb|center|800px|bing's default setting: Moderate Filter: [[pr0n|adult images and videos]] <big>[[lies|'''but not text''']]</big> from your search results.]]
+==Meanwhile==
+Meanwhile, you can search for [[porn]] without adjusting the filter and get [[hypocrisy|plenty of hardcore pr0n links from Bing]]. Go figure.
+[[File:Bing_porn.png|thumb|center|800px|Moderate pr0n?]]
+==Bing Works==
+[[File:Searching_bing_sucks.png|thumb|800px|center|Searching for "bing sucks" with the filter off, Bing cuts through the crap and gets [[porn|specific results]] relevant to [[fap|our interest]].]]
+==Google vs Bing==
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+[[File:Bing-sucks.png|thumb|center|500px|Indeed.]]
 ==See Also==
 *[[Google]]
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 *[[Censorship]]
 *[[SFW Porn]]
 ==External Links==
 *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYVCk10AzS0 Googling with Bing]
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 *[http://www.taranfx.com/why-bing-sucks-top-5-reasons Why bing sucks]
 *[http://www.bing.com/community/forums/t/647852.aspx bing community]
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