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| [[Image:Typical_icelandic_citizens.jpg|right|thumb|[[Lazy Town|Typical Icelandic family unit]].]]
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| '''Iceland''' (more like Bankruptland, [[amirite]]?) is a magical island off the coast of [[shit nobody cares about|Greenland]] populated by [[Aryanman|Aryans]] and [[Poland|Polish Whores]]. 30% of Iceland is covered by it's largest city and capital, [[Lazy Town]], which is inhabited by grotesquely mutated plastic midgets, [[homosexuals]], pink-haired albinos and [[Nazi Furs|furnazis]]. Due to the [[incest|inbred]] locals' [[racist]] obsession with linguistic purity, the language has remained essentially the same since [[Viking]] times, free of non-Icelandic influence, which is cool if you're a [[Nazi]]. Further evidence of the superiority of the inhabitants can be seen in the fact that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_name they do not have last names like normal people] - in our culture this would render every Icelander a Bastard.
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| Icelanders are 90% [[fag|Lutheran]], which means that they believe that faith alone will get them into heaven. This single-minded [[faggotry]] leads them to ignore confusing ethical questions such as [[pedophilia|"does little Jimmy actually want my cock?"]] Icelanders tend also towards worship of their famous explorer Leif Erikson, because they can only spend so much time drooling over pictures of the hideous [[Shemale|Bjork]] and pretending to understand [[Homosexual_agenda|Sigur ros]], an [[emo]] band who only sing in an imaginary language which they made up, despite Iceland already having a deliberately incomprehensible language.
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| Iceland is also known for having a chronic shortage of [[war]], [[violence]], death, or anything else remotely interesting except a [[pwned|ruined]] economy, previously based on fishing and [[Icesave|banking fraud]]. They do have many volcanoes but are scared to visit them because they got [[pwned]] by one in 1875.
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| Iceland, is a host for not only dykes but also for sexist single moms who have a say in the politics, thus making the lazy bitches drain the blood out of the rich fishermen within its boundaries.
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| ==Fun Facts==
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| [[Image:Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir.jpg|thumb|Lesbian Overlord of Iceland]]
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| [[Image:Hyperborea.png|thumb|So true]]
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| *Iceland topped the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index UN Human Development Index] (HDI) for 2007 & 2008, largely due to their lack of [[niggers]].<sup>1</sup>
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| **<small>1. Not coincidentally, all 22 countries the U.N. report rated as [[Retard|"low development"]] are located in Africa, proving the U.N. is racist or just hates black people for sport. Although [[Some argue|some argue]] this is impossible, as the U.N. has black friends.</small>
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| *Elected a 50 year old [[Dyke|single mother]] as Prime Minister, [[Shit nobody cares about|Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir]].
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| *With the highest birth & divorces rate in Europe, Iceland serves as a kind of day spa for Eskimo [[Slut|prostitutes]].
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| *In keeping with their status as walking baby factories, Icelanders enjoy 9 months of state subsidized maternity leave and free all day preschools. This makes [[God|The Economy]] thrive!
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| *Iceland has an extremely low crime rate, due to the popularity of pregnancy, marijuana, sluttery and lack of black person.
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| *In 2007, Iceland had the sixth highest GDP per capita in the world and the worlds fastest expanding banking system, leading the UN to declare it the [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,313227,00.html best place on earth in which to live!] Less than a year later however, Iceland is [http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/economicsunbound/archives/2008/10/iceland_goes_ba.html dead ass broke] and their [http://www.thestar.com/News/World/article/577305 government collapsed], due to a combination of [[Icesave|hilarious fraud by the banks]] and the stupidity of the locals.
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| *The sun, like the economy, does not function properly in Iceland. If you meet an Icelander, this is a good observation to break the ice with.
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| * Beer was illegal in Iceland [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prohibition_in_Iceland until 1989.]
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| **<small>Then they all became [[drunk|drunktards]] shortly after</small>
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| *''[[EVE Online]]'' was made in Iceland. Enough said.
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| == No Niggers Allowed! ==
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| Iceland has a no nigger policy. That means [[you]]. While this rule has been around since [[last thursday]], you can unfortunately find [[AIDS]]-inducing black person in Iceland, despite the fact that all Icelanders are [[racist]] to the core. The [[niggers]] that do live in Iceland survive by hanging as a group and eating shellfish found on the floor, and spreading AIDS for [[profit]] and for teh lulz.
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| == Awesome Job Opportunities In Iceland ==
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| [[Image:iceland.jpg|right|thumb|Real estate exists in Iceland too.]]
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| *[[Sex|Sex tourism]]
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| *[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
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| *[[Breeders|Polar Bear breeder]]
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| *Professional [[Club Penguin]] player
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| *Used Penguin Salesman (Called a "used car salesmen" in [[Earth|the rest of the world]])
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| *Eskaho ([[Transexual|Icelandic hookers]])
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| *[[White|Not being a nigger]]
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| *[[Milf|Being a single mom]]
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| *Sit at home all day watching [[Lazy Town]], because [[True|your economy is shitty]]
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| *<s>Dancing in a strip bars</s> [[LULZ|Now illegal in Iceland]] due to [[NO|rejection]] of importing [[Russian|Eastern-European]] [[sluts]] to dance
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| == Cool People From Iceland ==
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| [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|Everyone in Iceland is cool]].
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| <youtube>9H4ZcisVY-I</youtube>
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| <youtube>45Y8lV_LPxs</youtube>
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| The already overwhelming coolness of the above video is enhanced if you consider that:
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| *Iceland has no [[niggers]] for aspiring [[wigger]]s to emulate, so the featured "[[retard|thug]]" is apparently "keeping it real" by imitating what he saw on television about life in the ghettoes of foreign countries.
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| *The Icelandic language is so [[gay]] that it was used as the basis for the Elvish language in the Lord of the Rings books.
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| ==Gallery==
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| <gallery>
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| Image:Hallgrímskirkja_small.jpeg|A typical Icelandic building. Note the similarity to a [[cock|front-mounted bitch-splitter]].
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| Image:Svid.jpg|Svið, [http://www.reddit.com/comments/6ugik/iceland_fuck_yeah/ actual Icelandic dish.]
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| Image:Iceland-Rec.jpg|Icelandic woman in recreational position (typical).
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| </gallery>
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Iceland Volcano 2010]]
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| *[[NO NIGGERS]]
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| *[[Iceslave]]
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| *[[Broke]]
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| *[[Famous Jews of Greenland]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[[OTI]] fans of the country can be found [http://community.livejournal.com/white_racialism/profile here] and [http://community.livejournal.com/aryan_elite/ here].
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