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AJcomix is some anorexic kike faggot from Florida that likes to have buttsecks with his furfag lover, Skuee. He's most likely the biggest Internet tough guy ever, and the most successful e-lawyer out there. He claims to be a pro in martial arts, although he's still a 98 pound stick. It's also been rumored that he masturbates while trying telekinesis. He also seems to be gayer than everyone that he subscribes to (no mean feat).
Quotes
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What He Is
A spineless Jew that loves video games so much, that can fuck them with his 1.02 inch penis; while erect. His Jewish personality comes into play when he must lie to his viewers, telling them he does not spin dredels and is not loaded with cash. Hence AJ is a Jew, and telling the truth would be a huge liability to his Jew gold.
Not only is he a top-tier furry fucktard, he has also apparently been dropped on his head enough to believe in telekinesis, which is of course the phenomenon of possessing the ability to anally masturbate yourself with the Giant dildo of death without physically touching it. He has been known to practice with pencils (experimenting with urethral insertion), as well as tinfoil helmets (possibly to protect himself from the INTERNET HATE MACHINE)
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AJ also appears to have no life, with his video gallery amassing 282 videos, all full of fail. Of course, being b& by FOX News removed the mass fail until he made moar fail videos. Especially one where he tries to "pwn" all his haters, but still looks like a moron.
What He Has
AJ appears to struggle with his horrible condition known as Parkinson's disease, as proved in his many videos that involve a HEAVY amount of twitching. He also cries on how his friend Dog264 got b& on YouTube showing more evidence that his friends are faggots and cripples. Damn, he is one ugly fuck.
His Activities on Encyclopedia Dramatica
Because he is a butthurt faggot, AJcomix created a user profile on Encyclopedia Dramatica under the creative name, AJComix in order to BALEET Skuee's article, like a little bitch. However, AJcomix is full of fail and consequently did not know about how vandalism is pointless, so he swiftly received the banhammer from SysOp Jawsome amidst the lulz from other EDiots.