AJcomix

AJ, being pissed off about the Internets coming after him.

AJ's embarrassed because everyone knows he loves Skuee. And anime. But mostly Skuee.

Hay, Skuee. How u doin' baby? Can I come over and have butt-sex with you? And for you other boys/men out there, do you find me attractive? Check me out on my MySpace page and come over to my house for a little fun. If you know what I mean... WE'LL ROLL AROUND THE BED UNDER THE SHEETS!

AJcomix is some anorexic kike faggot from Florida that likes to have buttsecks with his furfag lover, Skuee. He's most likely the biggest Internet tough guy ever, and the most successful e-lawyer out there. He claims to be a pro in martial arts, although he's still a 98 pound stick. It's also been rumored that he masturbates while trying telekinesis. He also seems to be gayer than everyone that he subscribes to (no mean feat).

Quotes

	“	They had a picture of his mother on there and his mother never gave them permission to put her image on the internet. THAT IS ILLEGAL! If I could find the person responsible for this I would kick them so hard in the balls, then beat the shit out of them. Then I'll take them into court so they could get arrested.	„
	—AJcomix

	“	What do you mean I can't be civil? None of the haters are civil to me, posting my EXACT LOCATION, calling me with DEATH THREATS... and like I said, losing a YEARS worth of work and built up fanbase. I offered to be civil millions of times, but they instead decide otherwise. This is the hater's choice, not mine...	„
	—AJcomix

	“	People have always been asking me why Skuee is always in my videos? Well the truth is he is here to help with game reviews and Vlogging.	„
	—AJcomix

What He Is

A spineless Jew that loves video games so much, that can fuck them with his 1.02 inch penis; while erect. His Jewish personality comes into play when he must lie to his viewers, telling them he does not spin dredels and is not loaded with cash. Hence AJ is a Jew, and telling the truth would be a huge liability to his Jew gold.

Not only is he a top-tier furry fucktard, he has also apparently been dropped on his head enough to believe in telekinesis, which is of course the phenomenon of possessing the ability to anally masturbate yourself with the Giant dildo of death without physically touching it. He has been known to practice with pencils (experimenting with urethral insertion), as well as tinfoil helmets (possibly to protect himself from the INTERNET HATE MACHINE)

AJ has a toilette paper roll for a nose.

	“	I have a toilette paper roll for a nose.	„
	—AJcomix

AJ also appears to have no life, with his video gallery amassing 282 videos, all full of fail. Of course, being b& by FOX News removed the mass fail until he made moar fail videos. Especially one where he tries to "pwn" all his haters, but still looks like a moron.

Aj thinks you're a Moron

What He Has

AJ appears to struggle with his horrible condition known as Parkinson's disease, as proved in his many videos that involve a HEAVY amount of twitching. He also cries on how his friend Dog264 got b& on YouTube showing more evidence that his friends are faggots and cripples. Damn, he is one ugly fuck.

His Activities on Encyclopedia Dramatica

Because he is a butthurt faggot, AJcomix created a user profile on Encyclopedia Dramatica under the creative name, AJComix in order to BALEET Skuee's article, like a little bitch. However, AJcomix is full of fail and consequently did not know about how vandalism is pointless, so he swiftly received the banhammer from SysOp Jawsome amidst the lulz from other EDiots.