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{{quote|I housed Laurelai for three months. My boyfriend and I brought her here under the guise she was going to freeze to death in her shitty trailer in Iowa (bullshit obviously -- should have really done more research... stupid us). Of course, she had her kids at the time. Solution? Give them to the wife she pimped out (true story -- she really did pimp out her wife, and bragged about it). She also tried to repeatedly break up my boyfriend and I because she felt I was taking her resources. She did this by constantly implying we needed couples' counselling (one to talk!) over stupid fights that SHE deliberately set off at the worst times. She also went out on the internet to be a beggar because she refused to come eat with us (we eat out a LOT and she apparently "can't walk too far anymore" and insisted on not being woken up -- tl;dr lazy cunt). Several times she would come storming out of her room when I peeked my *mouth* (not even my head) in to tell her it was time to eat, getting in my face and being generally obnoxious... I acted calm but really I almost hit her in the face. She came to our house under the guise she was going to work -- we even bought a laptop for her for this purpose. What did she do with it? Use it for nothing but reddit and did 0% work yet claimed she did. She finally left when her cellphone started working again (signalling time to leave I guess... [[surveillance|phones don't turn themselves on you know]]...) and what did she do? Ran to some friend in Arkansas (Kayla came and picked her up... maybe you've heard of her, but Kayla is a truly spiteful cunt and the perfect friend for Laurelai). She got us death threats from people on reddit IRL until she was forced to step down -- true story. Really though, part of the shitstorm was due to her being a cunt on Reddit and pissing other people off. I advise everyone stay away from this bitch}} | {{quote|I housed Laurelai for three months. My boyfriend and I brought her here under the guise she was going to freeze to death in her shitty trailer in Iowa (bullshit obviously -- should have really done more research... stupid us). Of course, she had her kids at the time. Solution? Give them to the wife she pimped out (true story -- she really did pimp out her wife, and bragged about it). She also tried to repeatedly break up my boyfriend and I because she felt I was taking her resources. She did this by constantly implying we needed couples' counselling (one to talk!) over stupid fights that SHE deliberately set off at the worst times. She also went out on the internet to be a beggar because she refused to come eat with us (we eat out a LOT and she apparently "can't walk too far anymore" and insisted on not being woken up -- tl;dr lazy cunt). Several times she would come storming out of her room when I peeked my *mouth* (not even my head) in to tell her it was time to eat, getting in my face and being generally obnoxious... I acted calm but really I almost hit her in the face. She came to our house under the guise she was going to work -- we even bought a laptop for her for this purpose. What did she do with it? Use it for nothing but reddit and did 0% work yet claimed she did. She finally left when her cellphone started working again (signalling time to leave I guess... [[surveillance|phones don't turn themselves on you know]]...) and what did she do? Ran to some friend in Arkansas (Kayla came and picked her up... maybe you've heard of her, but Kayla is a truly spiteful cunt and the perfect friend for Laurelai). She got us death threats from people on reddit IRL until she was forced to step down -- true story. Really though, part of the shitstorm was due to her being a cunt on Reddit and pissing other people off. I advise everyone stay away from this bitch AND DON'T DO WHAT WE DID!!! She is treacherous and can't be trusted.}} | ||
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Raziel (AKA Laurelai) is a failed troll, painfully shy virgin and a Harry Potter cosplayer. Raziel is known for hosting a little used Chanology forum, being a dictator in the Reddit gay bar and generally being the worst troll on the Internet. Laurelai is obsessed with power and gaining power over others, but can't stealth for shit, so it takes a hardcore newfag to fall for it.
Backstabbing Prick? More Likely Than You Think!
TL;DR: After getting into a scuffle with 711chan, Raziel decided to try to get their hosting pulled by emailing the upstream. He screencapped this and bragged about it in his admin forums on Sci-Ex. Classy guy!
As told by someone who let him live in their house:
Chattan with Daywatch
[email protected]
Sat, Dec 6, 2008 at 10:49 AM
To: [email protected]
This will be good.
I Cast Magick Missile!
Raziel is a practicing Wiccan, so he thinks that magick is real! That's right, our friend Raz has been casting protection spells on himself and friends to make sure that the Church of Scientology cannot hurt them. Guess they forgot someone, huh?
—Raziel | ||
—AGF | ||
Mom, Dad? It's Official... It's Spousal Abuse!
It's really quite sad. After going through Wesley's email account(s) it became obvious that he spends virtually no time talking to his doting wife. She emails him repeatedly, begging for his attention, but he is entirely too busy being an internet tough guy to respond to her, often for up to a week at a time.
—Mrs. Raziel |
—Neglected Wife |
—Hoopty Tester |
—Still a neglected wife |
—Pwned neglected wife? |
—Sad wifey on Christmas 2008 |
Gallery
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And now the bald version.
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Laurelai, post "transition", found in her native habitat -- a shithole trying to troll Reddit some more.
Laurelai on Reddit
Raziel has recently been going by "Laurelai" on Reddit, where "she" moderates several of the GLBT boards, most notably the transgender boards. Laurelai is also known for banning people who disagree with "her" and generally being a major bitch and pissing redditors off. Here "she" is being an excellent trans-friendly moderator. She's also known for framing a doctor as as pedophile.
Here's a breakdown of the lulzfest. Here's another mod describing Laurelai's abuse. Here's the moderator logs, showing her abusing yet another moderator. Fun times!
After perfecting "her" moderating abilities at the LGBT subreddit and making it a welcoming place for all non-cis-heteros, "Laurelai" decided "she" was going to gracefully step down as a mod after claiming some neckbeard called "her" house and threatened to burn it down. "She" then tried to make everyone feel guilty for driving her off by appointing "an even more radical transfeminist than [her]" named RobotAnna.
A better summary of Laurelai's past and present douchebaggery.
But What Can I Do?
If you find it unsettling that a US Army systems administrator is spending his spare time participating (or pretending to) in insurgencies while using .mil computers, then you might want to discuss it with these 2 email addresses (his superior officers will be notified):
[email protected] Too late, the army booted "her" for don't ask don't tell a year and a half ago.
[email protected]
See Also:
- Raziel/Laurelai on Reddit
- An effortpost on Reddit detailing Raz's history
- Laurelai's a big bad hacker! Oh noes!
- Raz on teh MySpace
- Home sweet homo
- LulzedIn
- Raz puts on his robe and wizard hat
- Lawlz
- Oh, hai.
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