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| {{eduser|Beefrave}}
| | As a frequent viewer to this site I saw in-jokes and I hope the way you all treated this individuals was infact a joke. Beefrave helped own the shit out of Tablecow and Amber if you do not remember. He brought joy to everyone, fuck your site if this is not an inside joke. |
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| [[File:Beefraveaspie.jpg|thumb|right|The man who thought he owned the world...]]
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| [[File:BeefraveEmbracesAutisum.jpg|thumb|Right|Obviously his coolness comes from his split tongue.]]
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| If anyone were to come close to [[Jacknstock|Jacknstock's]] level of persistent dickery, despite the unthinkable levels of Autism and pure stupidity required to do so, that man would be '''Beefrave'''. Aaron S Pawlowski first signed onto [[ED IRC]] in April of 2011, after discovering the glory of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] via the [[Ohinternet|temporary set-back that occurred around that time]]. Being straight out of 4chan, Beefrave began spending his jobless days spamming unfunny bullshit into IRC. At first he was believed to be a troll that [[BLACK_MAN|refused to break character]] and left [[Dau.pl|daumode always on]]. Unfortunately for him, his true colors were soon revealed as he was effectively trolled to the point of no recovery, constantly returning for more.
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| Beefrave is also an admitted pedophile, who, believing he was undoxable, openly admitted to owning a large folder of child pornography. At the same time, he spends many of his jobless days conversing with underage girls on skype, some of which came back at him. It's strange, but quite hilarious, that [[faggot|he opted to take his wife's last name in marriage]]. His wife, Rachel Polackski, is his excuse for this behavior. Trapped in a loveless marriage to a ravenous [[hambeast|snorlax]], Aaron's only escape is to flirt and swap dick pix with 14 year old girls via [[Habbo Hotel|Habbo Hotel]]. Constantly insisting to be a bbw lover, Beefrave refuses to admit that his current wife is the best he would ever do. Even worse, Rachel is the bread winner of the household, doing all the work just to keep her manchild safe from the dangers of the outside world. Take it to heart, folks... don't marry the first enormous cunt that let's you stick your dick in her twice.
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| ==Creativity==
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| Beefrave attempted to gain some sort of e-fame through his YouTube channel which consists of stolen meme remixes ran through Windows Movie Maker in order to bring the audio to ear-splitting decibels and the video altered to a blob of over contrasted colors making it obnoxiously unwatchable. Aaron has [[lie|claimed]] on numerous occasions to be in partnership with Youtube. Given the [[bullshit|fine care and effort]] put into each video, it is highly unlikely. Such an example of Aaron's creative ability can be seen below.
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| <center><youtube>dBt7TZSyNcQ</youtube></center>
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| ==Lies==
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| [[File:Beefravetimheidecker.png|thumb|right|I HOPE THIS MAKES MY E-FRIENDS BELIEVE ME]]
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| Beefrave is known for outrageous claims about his allegedly awesome lifestyle, which include but are not limited to:
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| *Was a firerighter during 9/11 (Beefrave was born in 1984, meaning he would have been 17, and in school, at the time)
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| *Was pulled from the wreckage of 9/11
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| *Lives in Nevada (lives in New York)
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| *Worked for MTV and Adult Swim (no records indicate he has had a stable job in the past few years...or ever)
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| *Is an ED staff member (was immediately rejected)
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| *Is being harassed by porn star [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Deen James Deen]
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| *Was raised by a black man on the streets of Chicago (not making this one up)
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| *Owns a boat
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| *Is friends with Bam Margera and that they hang out on a regular basis
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| *Was at Ryan Dunn's funeral
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| ==IRL==
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| ===Helping disabled black women===
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| Despite regularly proclaiming his hatred for autists and niggers on the internet, Beefrave gladly assists [[Sheneequa|Sheneequas]] find employment.
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| [[File:Beefravehelpsblackwomen.png|center|1000px]]
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| ===Arrested===
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| In 2004, Beefrave was arrested after he and a buddy where able to somehow get ahold of an (unarmed) rocket launcher and decided it would be an awesome idea to wave it around in public.
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| {{squote|Man brandishes rocket launcher during argument SYRACUSE, NY — A Syracuse, New York, man got the scare of his life when another man pointed a rocket launcher at him during an argument. Luckily, the weapon had already been used and was inoperable.
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| Police say the two men were arguing when one of them pulled the rocket launcher out of his girlfriend's vehicle, pulled off the cap, extended the tube and pointed it at the other man.
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| Police later seized the rocket launcher. No charges were filed.
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| The man said the rocket launcher came from a friend who had used it in training at Fort Drum.|[http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1209509/posts Man brandishes rocket launcher during argument ]}}
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| Beefrave later added:
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| {{squote|hell ya its real
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| check me out on youtube
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| my profile is
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| IAMSPLITTONGUE}}
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| ==Round one==
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| {{main|Amber Buttrum}}
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| [[File:Mewenbrown.jpg|thumb|right|The person responsible for driving a 28 year old man into hiding]]
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| [[File:Fatwife.jpg|thumb|right|Beefrave's infamous wedding photo, dubbed "fatwife.jpg"]]
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| The downhill spiral of Beefrave began after he was introduced to notorious 14-year-old troll Mewen Brown. Whilst sounding like a petite threat to any sane person, Mewen has perfected a way to bring grown men to tears through her army of aspies believing they are defending an innocent girl. Originally used as a weapon against [[Amber Buttrum]], Mewen realized Beefrave's potential to be trolled and thus started the ruining of Aaron Pawlowski.
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| Beginning with exposing Beefrave as a "jobless faggot living with his [[:File:Fatwife.jpg|fat wife's]] parents" Mewen's actions resulted in Beefrave escalating to such levels of butthurt that he phoned in the police on porn star James Deen, who's identity is utilized by Mewen, as well as known Autist Philip Gipson.
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| <pre style="background:none;border:none">
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| [10/28/2011 10:02:05 PM] Philip Gipson: James Deen and Mewen are on my side.
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| [10/28/2011 10:02:09 PM] beef rave esq: NO THEY AREN T
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| [10/28/2011 10:02:10 PM] beef rave esq: i am
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| [10/28/2011 10:02:34 PM] Philip Gipson: You've no one to blame but you.
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| [10/28/2011 10:03:02 PM] Philip Gipson: James Deen is my idol, and he'll always protect me.
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| [10/28/2011 10:03:06 PM] beef rave esq: lol
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| [10/28/2011 10:03:10 PM] beef rave esq: not from the cops.
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| [10/28/2011 10:03:12 PM] beef rave esq: :)
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| [10/28/2011 10:03:22 PM] beef rave esq: after the police csi read what you typed.
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| [10/28/2011 10:03:25 PM] beef rave esq: and attempted.
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| [10/28/2011 10:03:26 PM] Philip Gipson: Yes, he will.
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| [10/28/2011 10:03:29 PM] beef rave esq: u are doing jail time lololol
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| [10/28/2011 10:03:30 PM] beef rave esq: :)
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| </pre>
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| Even after being told internet drama was irrelevant to people who handle actual crime, he later dialled the police again.
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| <pre style="background:none;border:none">
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| [1:15:51 AM] beef rave esq: what ever u say bud. all i have to say i s. enjoy. the police visit.
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| [1:16:10 AM] beef rave esq: montgomery county sherrifs dept. servs dayton. which mean s they will be .
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| [1:16:19 AM] beef rave esq: at you r house 13oo or 1pm . if you will
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| [1:16:21 AM] beef rave esq: so
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| [1:16:25 AM] beef rave esq: get ready
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| </pre>
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| [[File:Beefraveisangry.png|center|thumb|700px|'''<span style="color:red;font-size:20px;">RAGE</span>''']]
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| ==As a disgraced Dramatican==
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| After being brutally trolled, no less by a 14-year-old, Beefrave attempted to redeem himself with a final attempt to join the [[Sysop|cool kids club]] of ED. Needless to say, he was rejected and any privileges he had were quickly stripped. Believing the sysops didn't communicate, Beefrave tried to social ops from anyone who would give them, resulting in him being exposed as a career liar. By now, he is flattened with the Banhammer.
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| ==BlogTalkRadio==
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| As a last resort, Beefrave became a [[BlogTalkRadio]] host, hoping his last change at e-fame would prove to be successful. Needless to say, his endeavors were far less fortunate than he had planned.
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| {{quote|21:43 +Lorentz: beefrave humor formula -> say fuck a whole bunch, ask people to call in to the 5 listener radio blog -> hang up on them and stumble over saying various badly formed and unfunny insults while speaking IRL DAU...
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| 21:44 &hipcrime: dont forget butts}}
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| Every show follows the basic plan of:
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| #Beefrave attempts to be funny whilst repeating "butts" countless times
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| #Beefrave receives relentless trolling
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| #Beefrave cries and/or rages for the remainder of the show
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| ===Beefrave issues a death threat===
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| <pre style="border:none;background:none;">
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| 2012-03-26 11:22:27 PM Radio HATE don't ***ing call in
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| 2012-03-26 11:22:36 PM Radio HATE i'll kill you if you call in
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| </pre>
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| ==Beefrave vows to take down ED==
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| 07:59 &Meepsheep: beefrave = mad
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| 07:59 beefrave: YOU JUST DONT LIEK YOU OWN MEDICINE FURRY
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| 07:59 +lorentz: aw shit they have t shirts now http://i.imgur.com/7jiPE.jpg
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| 07:59 +Zalgo: Title: [71.7 KB file, type: image/jpeg] (at i.imgur.com)
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| 07:59 beefrave: AND ILL DO IT TO EVERYONE.
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| 07:59 &Meepsheep: YOU JUST DONT LIEK YOU OWN MEDICINE FURRY
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| 07:59 beefrave: AND ILL DO IT TO EVERYONE.
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| 07:59 beefrave: AND ILL DO IT TO EVERYONE.
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| 07:59 &Meepsheep: lmao
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| 07:59 beefrave: AND ILL DO IT TO EVERYONE.
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| 07:59 &Meepsheep: TAKING DOWN ED
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| 07:59 --- beefrave is now known as WTFuxor47439
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| 07:59 WTFuxor47439: YOU JUST DONT LIEK YOU OWN MEDICINE FURRY
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| 07:59 WTFuxor47439: YOU JUST DONT LIEK YOU OWN MEDICINE FURRY
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| </pre>
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| ==The Faces of Autism==
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| <gallery>
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| File:Beefrave1.jpg|If that isn't a face that indicates anal pain, I don't know what is.
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| File:Beefrave2.jpg|An attempt to relive his disappointing childhood?
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| File:Beefrave3.jpg|Not the only thing that goes in there
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| File:Beefrave4.jpg|Wanna-be hipster
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| File:Chats.jpg|Your basic conversation with Aaron. Dau up until the end.
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| </gallery>
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| ==Contact==
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| *Tele: (315) 487-4872
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| *Cell phone: (315) 727-6807
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| *Addy: 203 Pine Hill Rd Syracuse, NY 13209-1747 (lives with in-laws, lol)
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| *Education (or lack thereof): Paul V Moore High School (class of 2002)
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| *Age: 28, born 1984
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| *Skype: beef rave esq
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| *Wife:
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| **Rachel L Pawlowski
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| **[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=769703858 Facebook]
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| *Mother-in-law:
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| **Susan C Pawlowski
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| **[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1835026307 Facebook]
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| *Father-in-law:
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| **Edward D Pawlowski
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[RedMachineD]] - Similar story
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| *[[Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians]]
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| *{{Fb|cigarsex|His Facebook}}
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| *{{Fb|rachelppppppppppppppppp|His wife's Facebook}}
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| *{{twitter|beefrave_}} - his Twitter
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| *{{ytuser|IAMSPLITTONGUE|His YouTube (most videos are private because he is afraid of trolls)}}
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| *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Beefrave Attempts at self-promotion on Wikipedia]
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