Emilie Autumn

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"I'm an artist, honest! This is ironic!!!" No, you're just a dumb bitch with little tits. No one cares about your music. (Hey, I can do the rhyming thing too!)

Emilie Autumn is a musician who has been around since before corsets, wheelchairs, dinosaurs, unicorns and goats were around. Because every body knows she invented them. However, she has become popular in the recent years among gawfik tweens filled with angst and darkness. She is still rather underground (though she likes to think that she's well-known enough for Lady Gaga to have stolen parts of her stage-show) and has some mature fans who don't shit themselves over everything she touches. However, mature fans are incredibly rare, and unlikely to be found anywhere around anything to do with Emilie as they are not "true muffins" and are often banned, killed or abused on sight.

Emilie Autumn fans often insist they be called muffins. Because Emilie Autumn has called them that once or twice. She also likes to make it clear at all times that she suffers from bipolar disorder and is not responsible at all for herself. Her muffins got stirred into an outrage from an interview in Kerrang! which focused upon Emilie's mental disorders rather than her music. (Please note: On that day, not a fuck was given outside of the Asylum.)

In a recent interview she was described as "RATS, HOT, MADNESS!", which sums her up pretty well. She may have invented the wheel itself, but it seems she is struggling to invent new music for herself, having not released an actual new song in forever.

She's also super smart and original in everything. EVERYTHING! Question this, and suffer the consequences of immediate banhammering or Death. She likes to pretend that she's a year younger than she actually is, and if anyone questions that, they get the same treatment.

Oh, and she has convinced everyone she's a direct descendant of Alice Liddell even though her real last name is Fritzges.

FRITZGES.

The Music

"Victoriandustrial" is what Emilie Autumn calls her music, because she is so original that no one can define her. Some of her music is actually pretty good if you change the lyrics, voice, cords, beat, awful violin that sounds like two pieces of steel going at it and just about everything else. Yeah, it's pretty good music.

Since she finished invented the wheel, the door, television, cheese, and everything else, she's been touring on the same CD for close to forever now. And each tour has been named as if entering The Asylum where she lives:

• The Asylum
• The Plague
• The Gate
• The Gate II
• The Key
• The Door

But seeing as she feels she hasn't made everyone sick of the same shit over and over and over again...she also has these tours planned:

• The Foyer
• The Hallway
• The Garage
• The Backdoor That You Have To Really Slam Your Shoulder Into Because It Sticks Easily
• The Game Over tour... Then it starts over with the Gate, the Key, The Doorknob, the Pasties storage room tour etc.

Oh, Shit, Hold On

A new CD? Really? Fucking finally!

Too bad the lyrics sound like they were written by a 15-year-old obsessed with misandry.

Fight Like A Girl is, in short, the CD version of The Asylum For Fuckwad Victorian Girls. Hopefully it won't cost $75, too, though I wouldn't put it past her. Fucking patronizing fucking...

Stage Persona

Emilie Autumn during that time of the month.

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Emilie's older sister, Sunshine Fritzges. Note her undamaged skin and vital, life-filled appearance, unusual for someone who apparently died in a fire.

Emilie Autumn claims that she's a poor, insane girl from Victorian England and a direct descendant of Alice Liddell (of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland). This is interesting, as although Liddell had two sons, both of them died in World War I, having no children of their own. Some argue, however, that actually Lewis Carroll totally stole the idea for Alice in Wonderland from Emilie's own experiences as chronicled in her autobiographical novel, The Asylum For Wayward Victorian Girls and the only reason that he's more famous than her is because the dastardly Carroll, like the swine that he is, published his version of the story a hundred years before Emilie was even born.

It is also interesting to note that despite styling herself as a poor street urchin from Victorian England, Emilie is actually a very wealthy member of the American elite from California. She also claims, likely after having played a certain video game centering around a gothic retelling of Alice in Wonderland, that her entire family perished in a housefire which she was the only survivor of - a statement that should, doubtless, come as quite a shock to her sister, Sunshine Fritzges, who is a professional bodybuilder and appears, to all the world, to be very much alive and unburned.

Unsurprisingly, despite her dubious claims many of her beloved muffins have bought in on this and lap up any of the shit she spouts with eager tongues.

Her tours and shows used to be something worth watching. She started off having a awesome stage show full of audience participation, theatrics and actual violin playing and singing. It is now her and her Bloody Crumpets running around stage with next to no clothes, mimed violin playing, hardly any singing and lots of rage over a teddybear, Suffer, stolen a year ago at a Europe show. (But, of course, she can't be held accountable for the shitstorm her shows actually are. After all, it's her mental disorders that make her act this way.)

The Bloody Crumpets are her listless women who live with her in an Asylum in the fantasy persona world. During shows they simply wander around the stage, looking lost, and occasionally spit tea over the audience. Whenever one of the girls claims to have invented something that Emilie herself has not approved of, the banhammer comes down and they are unceremoniously kicked from the Asylum to never be seen again. Therefore, the line up of Bloody Crumpets is subject to change.

Emilie Autumn's stage costumes are known for corsets and short skirts covered in glitter to make up for bad construction since she ditched her seamstress.

There is a book written by her all about her stage persona that is supposed to be a mix of fiction and biography and named The Asylum For Wayward Victorian Girls. It depicts even more about her mental disorders and talks of a girl named "Emily" (WITH A Y SO IT CAN'T BE THE BELOVED EMIL'IE', NOW, CAN IT?! HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING. MISTRESS DISAPPROVES.)

She also likes to tell people who piss her off to "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" even if it's a forum, stage, street... Apparently, the Asylum is everywhere. If you disagree, then would you kindly get out of my house, you fucking patronizing fucking..

Hospitalization and Autobiographical Novel

Returning from Courtney Love's 2004 tour, Autumn resumed working on her own career and became pregnant, although she had been on birth control. Terrified of pregnancy and childbirth and unwilling to pass on her bipolar disorder, she decided to have an abortion.

Later, she attempted suicide, which caused her to be admitted to a psychiatric ward at a Los Angeles hospital and kept on suicide watch. Emilie would later complain that, whilst in hospital she was constantly watched over and was not allowed a moment's privacy, rather failing to understand the concept of what being on suicide watch actually entails (there's a little clue in the name, there, btw).

As Emilie is prone to do, she has exaggerated and embellished these experiences a great deal in an attempt to gain sympathy, implying that she had been incarcerated for her mental illnesses for many years. In reality, however, she was only there for two weeks while she recovered.

	“	No one tried to break me out or contact me, and I wasn't allowed to call anyone. Now, I watch One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and realise it's actually a pretty accurate portrayal of a modern-day asylum.	„
	—Emilie Autumn, commenting on the hellish experiences she had after spending two weeks in a mental hospital.

After being released, she had her cell block number (which, interestingly, mental hospitals don't have, since they have wards, not cells) tattooed on her right arm as a way of remembering what happened to her and also gaining bonus kewl points for a wonderful bit of Holocaust chic.

Emilie later penned her autobiographical novel, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls, supposedly based around her experiences. Because of the book's nature as an autobiography, its release was delayed because some did not want it published. Based on her diary written in red crayon while institutionalized, the book incorporated talking rats and the diary of a fictional Victorian inmate named "Emily". Autumn explained that "one of the main messages is" that many of the patients were not insane and that the subject of mental illness remains misunderstood. Quite what a poor little rich girl like her knows about how mental illness should be treated when she apparently knows so little about how mental institutions actually operate and gets much of her knowledge from Hollywood movies which aren't even accurate remains to be seen.

OH-EM-GEE, EMILIE IS LIEK, ASEXUAL

Except that she doesn't seem to really get what asexual means...

	“	About your sexuality; what are your tendencies? Are you hetero, bi, lesbian...? I think for the most part I feel asexual, which is a kind like you are not completely attracted to either men or women, is in between spaces which is almost as to be bisexual, because you don't have a real choice. I've been with men, of course, but I love women so much (and you can see it on stage) ...and that's what men think: "oh, this is what women do?" that doesn't make me a lesbian, it's just what happened. But at the same time there's a part that I don't like, and is to don't be on only one side, because it makes me confuse. And often I watch all from the outside, and I watch all as it is fine, and I respect it. I'm just proud that more and more people show their own tendencies and sexuality in a more free way, I speak even about my shows, where there's a "lesbian marriage" every night. We started like a joke, and it develop in a very good thing, where people feel more and more comfortable to show themselves.	„
	—Uhh...yeah.

Fans

	“	Muffin that is stunning!! That is one of my all time favourite photos of her and you did a beautiful job at drawing it! <3	„

Muffins of Emilie Autumn are usually pre-teens to teens, or at least seem to have that mentality. They are oh so gawfik and no one understands them, that's why the have to worship Emilie Autumn, because she is a Goddess, and give her their Suffering that she asks for in her music. Listening to an underground artist like Autumn makes them oh-so-cool and her using violins makes it classical and gawfik and unique, just like them. Muffins are also called "Plague Rats", a title they accept as readily as her bullshit Liddell history. They achieve this status by 'spreading the plague' of her music.

All Emilie Autumn muffins claim to be extremely insane and can often convince a handful of just as retarded people. Although most muffins don't know anything about their claimed form of insanity. They don't go for the pansy mental disorders either, fuck no, the crazier they are the bigger an Emilie Autumn muffin they are.

There are few exceptions to this rule of people who like Emilie Autumn's music and are actually mature and intelligent adults. However, they have been labeled to not be "true muffins" and are generally hated by the true muffins and are banned from Emilie Autumn's forum the moment they disagree with Emilie or a mod and show their lack of faith.

	“	Naaawww!! That is so cute!! Omg, i cant get over how adorable that is!!	„
	—The speech of a typical Emilie Autumn fan

	“	Wasted sun rise Running after other people’s expectations Unreachable dreams Like stars always shining in my face And my screams their sky A confused mirror Is unsure of what to reflect in front of me Glimpse of self-awareness in pain Happy seconds buried by the hours of torment In a road away from light Any moment of happiness Has been chemically induced I took more than what I could handle As I crawl in a pavement made of nails Towards my emptiness	„
	—Shitty poetry shows suffering. This feeds the Emi-God.

Signs Of An EA Muffin

Emilie Autumn encourages her fans to be original, which is why they all look and act the exact fucking same way.

• Likes gawfik fashion
• Hot
• Calls Emilie Autumn a goddess or mistress.
• Claims to love classical music, but has little knowledge on the subject
• Is full of angst because their parents won't let them dye their hair pink or wear corsets
• Tries to develop Victorian mannerisms
• Goes on about how they love tea
• Claims to suffer from Bipolar, Schizophrenia, Psychosis, OCD, Split personality, ADD, and whatever else they can think of.
• Tries to become Vegan to be more like their goddess
• Owns rats and names them "Teacup", "Opheliac" and other gawfick names.
• Has a piece of clothing with the phrases "Ophelliac", "Plague Rat", or "Are You Suffering" on it.
• Some fans may wear a corset. Of course, in order to fit into the corset, not being a gothapotamous helps.

They should in most cases be avoided at all costs. Nobody is safe from the botherers; They'll steal your soul and eat your crisps. If the subject of Emilie Autumn is brought up, run! Say nothing negative or they will become violent!

The Drama

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EA says STFU

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Have an opinion? Fuck that!

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Blah blah blah guilt blah blah bi-polar blah blah fuck you

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Did you disagree with Emilie? Well let me tell you...

It all began one day when...

Emilie Autumn decided to leave her recording company and go to The End records because the others were controlling and wanted her to go mainstream. On the move she re-re-re-released her second CD, Ophelliac.

Some people on the forum had the stupidity to go against Emilie's wishes and show less than total support. Of course, this caused Emilie to go into a RAAAAAGE. And she promptly put them down with harsh sarcasm and large words and questioning her worth to make them feel like the guilty and horrible people they were for questioning her motives.

A member on the forum known as 'CosetteAlice' told Emilie to clam down and have tea (Tea being the poison of choice in the Asylum, obviously). All hell broke lose as Emilie told the "fucking patronizing fucking" girl who dared to tell her what to do. Fans Muffins Plague Rats backed Emilie Autumn up and told the girl to GTFO because she wasn't a true fan. Thus began the banhammering of anyone who didn't and doesn't lick Emilie's sparkly pink boots.

Just Pretend It Never Happened

Everyone was told to STFU about the incident and go on with their lives. Question the banning? Banhammer. Imply Emilie was wrong? Banhammer. It worked for a long time.

Not An Object, Except I Am

	“	Nothing I say or feel is legitimate, not ever ever ever because I'm bipolar	„
	—That's exactly right, Emilie

Drama started up again when Emilie Autumn decided to abandon her principles of not being an object as she made clear in her songs ( Thank God I'm Pretty to instead do a strip show burlesque show. There were wheelchairs, (which she invented) blood and fake suicide. You know, to make it super-duper unique and artistic and gawfik. The wheelchair idea was, of course, then 'stolen' by Lady GaGa (more about that below).

Afterward she began to take off her shirt at acts and before the show she had done a photo shoot of her in a corset and glittery pasties. Please note, Emilie Autumn has insisted all of it was done "ironically". She stripped ironically, dances around a stage in next-to-nothing for the case of irony, took her shirt off ironically and has a gold stripper pole in her room, all to be ironic.^ORLY?

Then she had an article about her in Playboy, basically passing her off as nothing but a hot chick. She was super excited and tweeted about how all her loyal muffins would support her in it. And those who disapproved of their Emi-God getting her 'pasties' out for the general public were immediately killed.

Following this her concerts began to show more flesh and less talent, all in an apparent "ironic" move in order to look super gawfik and original. And her claim was that Muffins should be proud. OR SUFFER!

Something is off here

Slowly, some muffins UNLOYAL PEOPLE began to realize that it was all kind of bullshit. After two claimed 'robberies' (aka thieves took all my recording shit and presents for all of you but left computers and expensive instruments and we were all home while it happened!), a band 'stealing' her music and her ex-boyfriend, Billy Corgan being a jerk towards her, some people started to question Emilie Autumn's truthfulness. They were mercilessly silenced with the banhammer and guilt.

Shortly after Emilie Autumn had a falling out with a make-up company she had been working with, Aromaliegh. The owner of Aromaliegh, MissK posted on Emilie's forum that the two would no longer be working together because Emilie could not fulfill her side of the business agreement. For daring to post something that made Emilie seem less than perfect MissK was banned and all talk of Aromaleigh was silenced.

For many unloyal fans this was the last straw and they began to go against Emilie Autumn.

This is forbidden, of course and super-bitch mod Flee, promptly swung the banhammer at all. 'Restrictions' were set on people without any warning and anyone her questioned Flee's justice was banned or guilted into silence.

Some of these restrictions included:

• All sexual content is banned from Emilie's forum, yet she often is seen half-naked and encouraged fans to buy Playboy
• Anything seen as even slightly rude is a banning offense, yet mods often talk down to member and Emilie Autumn has recently taken to abusing Lady Gaga over Twitter.
• No slow chatting! You know, unless you're Emilie or a mod, then it's okay.
• Be creative and share it! As long as it's about Emilie only.

	“	To be honest, I have no idea of what the hell happened with Aromaleigh...	„
	—EA admits for once that she is cluseless

This inspired a large amount of people to abandon the forum with epic posts calling Emilie Autumn out as a fame-whore and a liar. This blew many minds of the Muffins and resulted in massive bannings with mods telling users to take their lack of faith elsewhere.

However, upon the users taking their non-believing asses to the Reform, they were told if they said shit about Emilie they would face the wrath of the Flee! Spies were found on the new forum and banned promptly after giving the team of Emilie Autumn's forum something to rage about.

Lady Gaga Stole It

Emilie Autumn 'putting her paws up', like she'd been doing for years before those sellout thieves Lady Gaga and Michael Jackson stole it.

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Kanye puts in his two cents.

Gaga's response to Emilie's animosity.

Most recently Emilie Autumn has decided to make Lady Gaga the source of her rage at her lack of fame, claiming she used wheelchairs first.

"I know it. My label knows it. Everyone knows it. Truth." and that Alejandro made her want to "blow my brains out." Lady Gaga fans came to the rescue, letting her know they'd be happy to help her with that.

Emilie has now decided to cover a Lady Gaga song for teh lulz, and has been taking suggestions from fans, leading to this very charming exchange:

	“	So, if I were to cover a Lady Gaga song, which should it be, PRs? Only ever heard a couple that happened to be on the radio, don't know any.	„
	—Yet Emilie knows Gaga's songs well enough to "blow her brains out" when she hears Alejandro...

	“	@emilieautumn if you really wanted to be vengeful, you could do a vicious parody of Speechless, the song about her ill father. >:D @Semirhage666 Wouldn't it be fucking hilarious?? And so very wrong?	„
	—Yup. Emilie, who rails against people who have caused her suffering, is quite happy to take advantage of others'. Oh, and so are her fans!

Oh, and, isn't it funny that this tweet from EarAche...

	“	Have I mentioned that the Asylum Tea in pretty golden tea tins will be available at the merch stand on the Fall tour for the first time?	„

...Appears only a little while after this announcement? ;)

SuckerPunch

The five girls from SuckerPunch, all of whom are considerably hotter and younger than Emilie Autumn.

So, pretty much everyone's seen Zack Znyder's sucky film Suckerpunch, right? The one with all the hot chicks in the mental asylum with guns and swords and more mind-fuckery than Inception? Yeah, well, the storyline is vaguely similar enough to EarAche's farce of an 'autobiographical novel' (mental asylum, hot chicks getting revenge on evil menfolk, different worlds within worlds...) to get rabid PlagueThunderMuffinRats (or whatever the fuck they're calling themselves these days) frothing at the mouth, and tweeting/writing to EarAche incessantly.

Well apparently she'd had enough, because she then tweeted this to her army of adoring sparkly-boot-lickers:

	“	Dearest Plague Rats, after receiving over 1000 letters (and counting) about the film SuckerPunch, I feel just a bit obligated to make some sort of a statement: The varied authors of these many letters are very kindly writing to inform me of their belief that SuckerPunch (great title, isn't it) is largely based on my book, The Asylum For Wayward Victorian Girls, that was written and publicized long before this film was written and made. I want to make clear that I do not know this to be true. I have never seen the film, nor do I plan to, primarily because I've been told by enough trusted sources that it is embarrassingly bad, and now because, after all I've heard about its possible plagiarism issues, I'm afraid it will make me upset, and I don't have time for that kind of negative energy right now. I can assure you however that my attorney takes all reports and claims of plagiarism, whether in a book, film, or performance extremely seriously, and will actively looks into this and any other such reports and do whatever it is that needs to be done. I also want to thank all of my Plague Rats very sincerely because you've proven to me time and again that you always have my tail, as I always have yours:). Now, let's go look at some stars!!	„

So, she's finally responding to things in a reasonable, level-headed manner, non? Well, yes...but, she still seems to think the universe revolves around her sparkly glitter-tits, because,

1. 'Suckerpunch' was conceived WAYYYY before her testament to bad grammar, spelling and "writing" was published: EarAche's novel 'The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls' was published early in 2010, with vague snippets of audio-readings & pages appearing before then.

Suckerpunch was filmed and produced in 2011...however, anyone with 5 minutes to spare can find that Snyder was planning this film as early as March 6, 2007 as...

	“	"Alice in Wonderland with machine guns" action fantasy will likely follow Watchmen	„

(That's barely even after Opheliac was released and according to the director he had already conceived of/written Sucker Punch "a while ago.") and March 5, 2009

	“	Then I'm working on Sucker Punch for the fall. Sucker Punch is an original thing that I wrote so I kind of feel like I've had enough George Romero, Frank Miller, Alan Moore. ~Zack Snyder.	„

2. Emilie Autumn is only widely known in alt-circles. Why would Snyder have ever heard of her, especially that early? LOL.

3. Despite what her rabid fantards believe, Emilie Autumn did not invent the concepts of mental illness, insane asylums, the Victorian era, hot chicks or sucking. These concepts, shared by both Emilie Autumn and Suckerpunch have been around since time immemorial.

All of this taking like 5 minutes to find. Sorry EarAche, you just aren't that special.

Emilie Autumn Confessions

We all know that not everyone agrees with Emilie's antics, be it how she flips out on fans on twitter or how she flaunts her half-naked body "ironically" on stage. Many people are more than willing to express their displeasure; however, this often results in deletion/banhammering on the Asylum forums or general abuse by Emilie and her PRs on twitter. For those who wanted to vent their frustrations without facing the consequences, the "Emilie Autumn Confessions" blog was created on tumblr.

It followed the form of many other Confessions blogs on tumblr, where people submitted their thoughts in an Ask Box and the blog administrator would slap that thought on a picture and post it publicly on the blog. As one might imagine, the Emilie Autumn Confessions blog shot up in followers and submissions. After all, Emilie is one easy bitch to disagree with (or agree with, for those hard-core Plague Rats who had to spread the love). But, of course, no one is a "true fan" with Emilie unless they kiss her sparkly boots and worship Glittertits, right? And thus, the drama that usually stayed within Asylum walls leaked out to Tumblr...

Some Plague Rat idiots sent Veronica the link to the site, and shit went down. Here's the explanation from the Blog's Admin:

	“	So two days ago I wake up to a very long message from Veronica, it is telling me how much she was hurt by the confessions. This was followed by a demand that it was taken down because of one of them with a threat of going to the police if it’s not down by 10 am. I wasn’t sure about whether it was just the one or the entire blog. This is when I put it on private, with the idea that I might be able to find a way to keep it up without being as hurtful. Now during the day I was quite the busy little thing, without having the chance to check my facebook messages after around 11 when I got another message from her which was quite nice. I spend the entire day thinking this over on my own and decide that it’s going to be deleted instead of re-tooled a bit. She didn’t take the idea of it being up at all well and obviously is unaware of my decision to delete it upon returning home. I didn’t delete the blog because she told me to. I was never contacted by Emilie. I just didn’t want to continue knowing that anyone was personally hurt by it. I have nothing to do with the new confessions page. And to answer a question I’ve gotten a lot, if someone made a confessions blog about me, I’d be okay with it, I was first on stage at 4, all my instructors were anything but polite when they told me what was wrong from my playing to the fact that if I wear that dress everyone will be just “watching my tits instead of giving a damn about the music” I was 15 and horribly insecure about my chest size when that was said to me. I’ve been physically and emotionally bullied to the point of attempted suicide. I’ve developed a skin of steel at this point in my life. And I know I can’t expect the same from others, and trust me I don’t.	„

And so one site went down. But some of the Reformers weren't going to take this shit bending over. So, soon after, another Emilie Autumn Confessions blog went up in its place at Wayward Victorian Confessions. But, of course, all the hard-core glittertits-worshipping Plague Rats weren't happy with this...

	“	This is quite pathetic. Are you aware that this blog could be used to sue you for defamation of character? It's slander, and rather rude of you. How would you feel seeing people talk about you in a hurtful way? It's not a nice feeling. I will admit that some of the comments are nice, but that is not the point. So... You're pissed because you didn't get a reply on twitter or whatever else it was that you wanted? So, naturally you thought it would be fun to bitch and spread hate? Go fuck yourself.	„
	—No, you go fuck yourself, idiot

	“	Just so you admins are aware, the guilt trip you posted was very stupid. "Sending it to EA is low" - no, bitching about her and HOPING she wouldn't find out? THAT is low. Yes, people have opinions. How do you know she didn't find it herself? It's quite possible. She's not nearly as stupid as you wish she was. And now she knew about the other one, I bet she'll find this one herself. She deserved to see the blog, the good comments, and the bad. Grow up.	„
	—Another idiot

...But, no, that's not the height of the stupidity resulting from the second Confessions blog. The height of the stupidity was the creation of a counter blog, Spreading A Plague of Love. Go and visit, but be ready to barf at all the sickening worshipping of the EA Goddess.

The Reform

The Reform is a forum created for those who disagreed with Emilie Autumn and were told to take their shit elsewhere. It is full of the most twisted, filthy, amazing people ever. Emilie Autumn is occasionally the butt of many jokes there and the board even has a number of their own memes about her. The board has since taken to the idea of merely using Emilie Autumn Refuge as a foothold, and moving on to a number of other things, be it the makeup, Alan Rickman's Penis, Monty Python, circuses, or sad-sexy smilies.

They've also developed their own in-forum memes such as

• Anything that is similar to another member's post gets a reaction of "I did it first! Truth!"
• There is a version of advice dog with Emilie Autumn giving career advice
• There is also GlitterTits. Emilie's pastie adorned tits giving orders to all those still loyal.
• Emilie Autumn has also been placed in a few different memes
• A favorite is about how Lady Gaga 'stole' from Emilie without even knowing who Emilie is.

Glittertits knows what's best.

Gallery

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  The formula for stringing Plague Rats along for years... And years...
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  Drama Queen.
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  Keep calm and shamelessly promote my product, braindead fantards!
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  GLITTERTITS!
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  Look at the sparkles! Love the Goddess!
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  Irony. Riiiiight.
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  Trolololo
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  Emilie Autumn makes shit up.
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  Glittertits Meme!
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  Ironically, given her attempts to style herself as a champion of mental health, Emilie Autumn is actually a fine model of how NOT to conduct yourself if you have a mental illness.
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  Glittertits, the most histrionic pony in all of Ponyville.
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  Somewhat relevant.

Fuck With The Mods

This has become a favorite game of many non-believers of how fast you can get banned from the forum. Some take the subtle approach, others go around spamming the shit out of everything. Either way, mods get pissed and confused and everyone has lulz.

	“	Some complete ass bought a massive amount of books, now wants a refund, and will not explain why, being rude to my Tech Rats instead. WTF?	„
	—Glitter Tits

Links

• EmilieAutumn.com
  • The Asylum
• MySpace Page
• Last.fm
• Vampire Freaks
• Facebook
• Twitter
  • Twitpic
• Emilie Autumn - Wikipedia
• Battered Rose - Fan Site
• Rotten Muffins - Finnish website.

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