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This furfag will scream a bitch fit at anyone who draws a white feline with markings underneath blue eyes in the shitty Lion King style. Because as we all know not only does this cunt own rights to any color, preferably white and blue, but also believes she owns the rights to celtic markings and anyone who dares draw this shit will be flamed to death by her retarded fan base.
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'''Evana''', real name [[powerword|'''Eva-Solveigh Þrastardóttir''']], born on '''February 3rd, 1985''', lives far away in '''Reykjavik, [[Iceland]]''', is a female furfag who draws and animates furry cartoons.  She first started out with the internet name [[a cat is fine too|Natasha Cat]] then moved to Evana (Love) and now Evana (Kisa) on her [[Facebook]] account.  This female furfag will [[batshit insane|scream a bitch fit]] at anyone and anybody who draws a white feline with markings underneath blue eyes in a shitty Lion King style drawing. Because as we all know not only does she own rights to any color, preferably white and blue, but also believes she owns the rights to celtic markings and anyone who dares draw this shit she will sick her [[retarded|brainwash]] fans from her fan base to flame them to death.


==Who is Evana?==
Real name Eva-Solveigh Þrastardóttir, born February 3rd, 1985 in Reykjavik, Iceland, is a female furfag who draws and animates. Who started out with the internet name Natasha Cat then moved to Evana (Love) and now Evana (Kisa) on her Facebook.
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==The Drama==
==The Drama==
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==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Furries]]
*[[Mary Sue]]
*[[Mary Sue]]
*[[Bitch]]
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Revision as of 23:21, 15 May 2012

There's more to this then meets the eye.

Evana, real name Eva-Solveigh Þrastardóttir, born on February 3rd, 1985, lives far away in Reykjavik, Iceland, is a female furfag who draws and animates furry cartoons. She first started out with the internet name Natasha Cat then moved to Evana (Love) and now Evana (Kisa) on her Facebook account. This female furfag will scream a bitch fit at anyone and anybody who draws a white feline with markings underneath blue eyes in a shitty Lion King style drawing. Because as we all know not only does she own rights to any color, preferably white and blue, but also believes she owns the rights to celtic markings and anyone who dares draw this shit she will sick her brainwash fans from her fan base to flame them to death.


The Drama

Round 1

Our first victim is an artist known as IMCheetah who owned a company called 'Iceland Animations'.

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This all started when our precious furfag uploaded an art piece to Deviant Art showing her fursona flipping the bird off to anyone who viewed while laughing safely behind her computer screen. People started asking why? She answered with the fact that he was being a prick about the animations she did for the company all because she felt that she deserved more money for her crappy work. Soon after people were told this they of course when after him, flaming him to hell because he didn't give in to the egotistical furfag's demands.

FUCK YOU!

Of course when her fucktarded fan base when after him he in turned told them why she was just another furfag begging for money and who didn't deserve the highest asspatting from anyone. When they heard this they only called him an asshole for giving his side, the truth. So in the end both her and her clit-sucking friend, domi-chan took off with a fuck ton of the company's cash and thousands of dollars in art tools.


Round 2 and 3

Our next two victims were attacked in 2005 when Evana noticed two other very popular furfag artists had drawn white felines with blue eyes and markings beneath them. She raged a fit at them both of them sending her massive wave of sheep to attack them in turn. Of course, who actually made this discovery is unknown but it is known that she is in fact a cunt.

Enter nanook123 and balaa.

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Of course, these two popular furfags didn't back down and back at her with a big old "STFU BITCH" telling her to calm her tits. When this happened the flame war got even more lulz-ensuing as she never really spoke against them directly about the art but only on her private journals that only her precious ass-kissing friends had access to.

Round 4

The journal that pissed off the furfags and the picture that Lobby had to delete.

During the summer of 2007 Evana felt it even more to attack another popular furfag, LobbyReal. All because she felt 'uncomfortable with the shading gradient and celtic markings that Lobby used. Of course, when her friend dolphy caught wind of this crap she posted a journal expressing how pissed she was that two cunts believed they owned the rights to every fucking thing that was already done over a fuck ton of times by Walt Disney.

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When poor old lobbyreal deleted the picture it enfuriated her fans and friends even more, not at her but at the two cunts that caused unnecessary drama over the littlest of shit. According to what's been said, both evana and domi-chan felt uncomfortable with the piece because they believed it hit too close too home. Home? The fuck are these two furfags smoking (don't worry, we'll get to that in another chapter folks). When domi-chan caught wind of this evil journal she quickly jumped to the pussy's defense. And notice out of all the people commenting she was the only one speaking up for the paranoid furfag.

She never wanted you to delete the art. Bullshit!

Aliases

Once upon a time when Eva first appeared online,Natasha Cat. Initially this was the username she used when she first set foot into the furry fandom. Of course, during that time she portrayed herself as single mother who lived in England and worked in the porn industry. Not long after, she got into furry porn and made a site of her own to sell her yiff for others to start jerking off from. Later, sometime in the Spring of 2003 it was discovered on her site and FurBid that she was full of shit. Stealing thousands among thousands of dollars from users and anyone who she could possibly scam money from. So naturally, the safest thing for her to do was to sweep the shit under the carpet and deny any and all accusations from anyone. But back in the old days in the FurBid Forums when confronted with evidence that she was nothing more then a lying sack of shit, she denied the accusations. In the end, when FurBid presented proof with IP Adresses she finally gave up and admitted to being Natasha Cat. However, currently though she denies everything like the cunt she is.

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You'd think it impossible for two people to talk the same way.

So despite all the shit Eva has caused over the years who wants to bet that her awesome kawaii whiteknight is in fact her? Well one can only assume this due to the zero differences in their art and the way they communicate online.

Art

In the beginning, long before she got into furry smut she was into ripping shit from other artists. Mainly Disney and it's most well-known knock off of Kimba the White Lion, the Lion King. Even Gargoyles and the X-Men weren't safe from her furfaggotry. Back in 2001 she had her own site, but of course like everything before her it went down the shitter.

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SparkleDogs and upside down penises are her speciality.

See Also


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DeviantART

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Furfaggotry

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