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[[Image:diablo-3-pillow.jpg|thumb|right|Blizzard announced that family-friendly merchandise will accompany the game.]] | [[Image:diablo-3-pillow.jpg|thumb|right|Blizzard announced that family-friendly merchandise will accompany the game.]] | ||
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{{squote|I heard people talking about how blizzard does not want to make classical pvp servers for Diablo III but more like pvp where you can attack only those players that want to fight you... oO | {{squote|I heard people talking about how blizzard does not want to make classical pvp servers for Diablo III but more like pvp where you can attack only those players that want to fight you... oO | ||
What ever that sh*t is, I don't call it pvp, that's called dueling. They say pvp can ruin the game experience. My question is how can you talk about game experience if there's no pvp? | What ever that sh*t is, I don't call it pvp, that's called dueling. They say pvp can ruin the game experience. My question is how can you talk about game experience if there's no pvp? | ||
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Anyway, I enjoyed Diablo II even though real pvp never existed, but now its like 2009, you can't make a game without pvp... I mean why the f**k you make a game without pvp? | Anyway, I enjoyed Diablo II even though real pvp never existed, but now its like 2009, you can't make a game without pvp... I mean why the f**k you make a game without pvp? | ||
Any news about this matter? Is there any petition or feedback going on for this?|BAWWWWWWWWWWW}} | Any news about this matter? Is there any petition or feedback going on for this?|[[Bawww|BAWWWWWWWWWWW]]}} | ||
{{squote|As if Diablo III could not getting any more shitty, Blizzard fucked up [[The best|the PVP]] in the game. Now, instead of PVP being awesome and [[no life|raping every noob in your path]], you now have to ask the person if they want to fight you. In the past, you were able to go into a game that was full of noobs and own them all, but now every player in the game is going to be a [[Faggot|carebear]]. Gay.|[[User:Piercedanon|Piercedanon]]}} | {{squote|As if Diablo III could not getting any more shitty, Blizzard fucked up [[The best|the PVP]] in the game. Now, instead of PVP being awesome and [[no life|raping every noob in your path]], you now have to ask the person if they want to fight you. In the past, you were able to go into a game that was full of noobs and own them all, but now every player in the game is going to be a [[Faggot|carebear]]. Gay.|[[User:Piercedanon|Piercedanon]]}} | ||
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Diablo III was announced last Thursday to the joy of many hardcore fans. There was excitement for all of two seconds before the lifeless nerds who still play Diablo 2 were annoyed by the new graphics and features because their eyes are not used to more than 256 colors. This led to lulz, because Diablo is WoW with less dragons.
The forging of Diablo III
- Make the new Diablo 3D
- Remove Satanic graphics so it looks like Warcraft 3 in order to ensnare "casual gamers".
- Consult /b/ to gain some insight into how you might go about making the game even better than D2....
- Become mind-reamed at the sheer horror of /b/ and never ever to be hard programmings again.
- Instead of actually programming a whole game, devise just a small section and have it so that when the player reaches the end they just start from the beginning on a harder difficulty level.
- Wait until the next Starcraft gets released.
- ????
- Profit!!
Story
All the guys you killed in the previous Diablo games are still alive. Turns out the whole thing was an opium-induced dream of Deckard Cain's, So you will have to go around magic land and kill all of Diablo's minions, Diablo himself and Lord of Destruction.
When you are done with that you go to hell and kill them all again.
As you go through the game expect to kill the same 10 monsters over and over again with them changing colors as they get stronger. When you beat the game you will only get to see some crappy blizzard cinematic scene where you find out that the last guy you killed is still alive and you will have to kill him for the 5th fucking time in the expansion pack and the 6th time in the sequel.
Now, don't get bored with it so you can hop onto multi player and spend hours typing in "WUG? WUG? WUG? WUG? WUG? WUG? WUG? WUG? WUG? WUG? WUG? WUG? WUG? WUG? WUG? WUG? WUG? WUG? WUG? WUG? WUG?". Soon you'll find out that everyone in the fucking game only wants 1 item (remember the stones of Jordan?) even though they already have 2 character's inventories full of them.
Classes
The basic concept of D3 is to get the common classes mixed up with AIDS and fail, leading at least to the following poor abominations:
This raging jew comes along with a new, unique concept: all of his/her melee skills are for looting. The Barbarian in Diablo II was also capable of stomping the living shit out of the Paladin. This has not changed in Diablo III, in fact their only purpose is gathering money of the sold items and leeching the exp of party members in case gold should get any kind economic value at the battle.net servers. They are not capable of casting spells, one of the abilities however is involved with "9/11".
Basically this is the Necro combined with some Druid elements and all the kind of diseases you can get by lurking not 4chan.
The Wizard is a mixture of the good old fashioned spell caster and a wapanese. Level by level you will get better anime looking equipments, making you the horror even in hell.
Kung fu fighters that came from Pedobear's academy.
Ranged emos who dress in black with a cloak and crossbows to shoot their wrists with.
See Also
External Links
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Diablo III is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
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Diablo III is part of a series on MMORPGs. | [Ding!] |
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