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== Being a Creep == | == Being a Creep == | ||
[[File:Jonofaces.png|thumb|Jono after having grabbed the breasts of a 14 year old girl]] | [[File:Jonofaces.png|thumb|Jono after having grabbed the breasts of a 14 year old girl]] | ||
In the line of sexual intercourse, Guitarjono1170 has never been lucky. His first sexual experience was at a late age, with a [[Nigger|girl of african heritage]], from which he from which he joined the masses in the world of [[aids|genetic distribution]]. Though he have had his first sexual intercourse, he have only had enough rare luck, to obtain women of the [[retard|lowest genetic quality]] to fornicate with. | |||
But besides the genetic filth his deform penis get in contact with from time to time, he uses alot of time, scavenging the [[internets|internet]] for girls to show their old panties on webcam, or even send pictures of their old panties. | But besides the genetic filth his deform penis get in contact with from time to time, he uses alot of time, scavenging the [[internets|internet]] for girls to show their old panties on webcam, or even send pictures of their old panties. | ||
Besides asking for panty pictures, he also tend to very easily send pictures of his deform penis. | Besides asking for panty pictures, he also tend to very easily send pictures of his deform penis. | ||
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[[File:Jono%27s_dick2.jpeg|thumb|What all you ladies desire!]] | [[File:Jono%27s_dick2.jpeg|thumb|What all you ladies desire!]] | ||
==Where He lives== | |||
'''ADDRESS | |||
40 Sheldonfield Road | |||
Sheldon | |||
Birmingham | |||
B26 3RS | |||
United Kingdom''' | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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*[http://www.youtube.com/user/B1azinDragonz His musical channel] | *[http://www.youtube.com/user/B1azinDragonz His musical channel] | ||
*[http://www.facebook.com/groups/158458844175596/ His Facebook group] | *[http://www.facebook.com/groups/158458844175596/ His Facebook group] | ||
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1030611488 His personal Facebook page] | |||
[[Category:asspies]] | [[Category:asspies]] | ||
Revision as of 21:08, 26 May 2012
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Guitarjono1170. aka. The angry modern warfare 2 kid, aka. Jonathan Donaldsen, is a full scale asspie from Bermingham, England, originnating from the population of lowest genetic quality. Being the asspie he is, he made a youtube video in 2009, raging and crying like a complete toddler over Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
The pathetic video went viral around early 2010, where millions of people laughed their asses off, having their eyes on this poor excuse of a humanbeing. While laughing, people also started considering the great benefits of sterelizing asspies of this kind, ensuring peon-filth like GuitarJono1170 never to reproduce, and bring forth filthy Guitarjono1170 spawn.
Besides making super interesting youtube videos, he spends most of his time playing World of warcraft, and sucking at Starcraft 2.
The Infamous video itself
The aftermatch
After his epic and hilarious got taken down after some intelligent internet-observer hacked his Guitarjono1170 youtube account. This resulted in a long line of videos where he stated his dissatisfaction with the thievery of his old youtube accounts password, on one of his many pointless youtube channels. He tried to re-upload his video, but to no great succes, since it never managed to attain the same amount of views, as on his older channel. But while re-uploading it, he stated that it was totally done on purpose and that he was just "Acting" like a complete imbecile.
Being a Creep
In the line of sexual intercourse, Guitarjono1170 has never been lucky. His first sexual experience was at a late age, with a girl of african heritage, from which he from which he joined the masses in the world of genetic distribution. Though he have had his first sexual intercourse, he have only had enough rare luck, to obtain women of the lowest genetic quality to fornicate with. But besides the genetic filth his deform penis get in contact with from time to time, he uses alot of time, scavenging the internet for girls to show their old panties on webcam, or even send pictures of their old panties. Besides asking for panty pictures, he also tend to very easily send pictures of his deform penis.
While being at the rare occation of being at a party, he decided to try his luck, and being the direct person he is, he decided to grab a 14 year olds breasts, which resulted in him getting his ass kicked by the mentioned 14 year old girl.
Where He lives
ADDRESS 40 Sheldonfield Road Sheldon Birmingham B26 3RS United Kingdom