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| [[File:Rng04.jpg|right|thumb|A manchild.]]
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| A '''manchild''' (not to be confused with a [[basement dweller]]) is an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to live as if they were a [[cp|young child]]. It is also a known fact that 99.99% of manchildren are furries, and have hard-ons for Sonic the Hedgehog. Naturally, this means that they are giant faggots, just like [[you]].
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| This is always the result of a [[autism|serious but very lulzy mental handicap]], in which case <s>it remains beyond the manbaby's control</s> they are too fucking lazy to get a job.
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| ==Symptoms==
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| [[File:Creepy Plushophile.jpg|right|thumb|Another manchild.]]
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| The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms:
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| *Collecting a metric shit ton of nostalgic [[plastic crap| toys]]
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| *Inability or refusal to get a job
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| *[[Asperger's syndrome]]
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| *Not having any friends that aren't [[My_Little_Pony_Arena|on the internet]]
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| *Living at home despite being well into their thirties
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| *Erectile Dysfunction
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| *Sucking dick
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| *Or just being [[you]]
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| ==Stages==
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| [[File:MunkandSkunk.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] manchildren]]
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| #[[Adult babies]]: Adults who act like [[babies]].
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| #[[Olchai]]: Adults who act like [[children]].
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| #[[Fagolescence]]: Adults who act like [[teenagers]]
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| ==Examples==
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| *All [[Republican]] [[Politics|politicians]].
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| *[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]], troll shielding furfag and proud owner of a massive six inch foxdick.
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| *[[Christian Weston Chandler]], the notorious [[autistic]] [[lolcow]] and best example of a manchild.
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| *[[Dan Lirette]], yet another immature, gullible, brain dead baby and [[Raptor_Jesus|devout Christian]].
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| *[[InSaNe-REYNARD]], a [[furry]] [[bondage]] fetishist with a major case of narcissistic personality disorder.
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| *[[John Kricfalusi]], creator of Ren and Stimpy.
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| *[[JustinRPG]], self-proclaimed husband of the [[Pokémon]] Reshiram
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| *[[Kevin Havens]], an inbred retard with an unhealthy sex doll obsession.
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| *[[Sailormoonred1]], a mentally disabled man who plays with [[Sailor Moon]] dolls.
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| *[[Sonmanic]], a 29-year-old [[babyfur]] in diapers.
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| *[[Sony-Mae]], a female of this species
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| *[[Spax3]], a [[Sonic]]-obsessed [[furry]] who likes teh [[lolsuits]].
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| *[[The Unknown Autobot]], a [[Doctor Who|Whovian]], [[brony]] and [[furfag]] who also claims to be a trollbuster.
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| *[[Valis77]], a 33-year-old registered sex offender that's obsessed with shitty old video games. Is also a [[nigger|black person]].
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Basement-dwellers]]
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| *[[Furries]]
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| *[[MLP]]
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