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'''Louis "Louie" CK''' is a [[jewish]] [[Mexican]] [[ginger]] comedian and moderately [[successful troll]] that <s>[[noone]] has [[evar]] [[mudkip|herd]] of,</s> that finally got a successful show on FX that panders to what [[faggots|people]] [[Seinfeld|want to see]].
[[Ginger|Louis CK]] has become well known as a launching pad for every comedians career. Since the internets, it has become a well [[True|known that]] every [[Dane Cook|comedian]] [[Carlos Mencia|steals]] from [[Ginger|Louis CK]].


Despite that [[Fact|EVERY COMEDIAN HAS STOLEN JOKES FROM LOUIS CK]], he remains a [[pretty cool guy]] about it since it is easier to be a [[pussy]].
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==TV==
[[Jews|Many people]] have tried to give Louis CK his own show thinking it will go well since everyone steals funny shit from Louis CK all the time. Unfortunately, they forget that Louis CK is a [[fat]] [[ugly]] [[ginger]] and nobody wants to watch a [[fat]] [[ugly]] [[ginger]] (no matter how funny it is) for 30 minutes, unless it is suffering for being such a [[fat]] [[ugly]] [[ginger]].
'''Luck Louie'''
His short-lived HBO sitcom, [http://www.hbo.com/luckylouie/ "Lucky Louie"], in which he co-starred with his [[Opie_and_Anthony#THEY'VE GOT NORTON!|fellow Opie & Anthony alum Jim Norton]]. [[Mundane|Lulzy]] as it was, it nonetheless generated a small measure of [[drama]] once in a while. Despite having moar [[lulz]] than [[at least 100|almost all]] other TV [[shit]]coms, it was [[an hero|cancelled]] [[at least 100|a few years ago]] due to [[butthurt]] from corporate execs who deemed its content "too [[racist|racy]] and [[offensive]]" for their [[fellatio|tastes]].
In addition to this, he has [[shameless self promotion|directed/written for numerous movies]], as well as for fellow [[ginger]] Conan O'Brien. As a matter of fact, he has been on Conan's [[dick|couch]] [[at least 100|countless]] times.
''After [[win|failing]] on HBO because no one believed a [[fat]] [[ugly]] [[ginger]] should be allowed to <s>get pussy</s> live <s>a life that resembled anything close to happiness</s>, his [[wife]] left him. After a [[awesome|bitter]] divorce he went into a deep depression where he WON A COMEDY CENTRAL COMEDY AWARD, BECAME RECOGNIZED BY THE ENTIRE INTERNETS AS THE CREATOR OF ANY FUNNY ORIGINAL CONTENT EVER SAID BY ANY FAMOUS COMEDIAN AND CREATED A SUCCESSFUL TV SHOW THAT MAKES HIM FUCK TONS OF MONIES!''
'''Louie'''
[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=stole+fromn+louis+ck&page=&utm_source=opensearch After realizing how much money can be made from stealing material from Louis CK], Louis CK decided to finally go the route that every other famous comedian has gone and steal material from Louis CK.
Louie is [[Awwright]] show that shows how shitty Louis CK's life is ever since his [[Slut|wife]] [[rape|left]] him. [[Seinfeld|It usually shows snips from his stand up comedy, then has something that either resulted from his stand up routine or how a standup routine evolved around a life experience]]. It's pretty much an [[awkward]] less [[shit|shity]] version of [[Jew|Seinfeld]].
== Wanna be an successful comedian? STEAL FROM LOUIS CK ==
{{quote|Their hands look like guns!| Louis CK, on why [[niggers]] are often accidentally shot by police.}}
<center>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUGlH46cpWc&feature=related]</center>
{{quote|You know where "nigger" came from originally? There was some black guy bein' a "nigger", and so they called him a nigger!
...he was bein' a real nigger, and someone said, "What a nigger!", and that's where it started!|Louis CK, being [[not racist]]}}
<center>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0xqe9vVSHk]</center>
{{quote|That nigger made the shit outta my coffee!|Louie, talking about a white guy in his stand up special, ''Chewed Up''.}}
{{quote|The day you were born, somebody was walking by and they looked and they saw you being born, and...they said, 'hey look, there's some cunt coming out of some cunt's cunt!|[[epic]] insult Louie crafted}}
[[Image:Louierape.jpg|thumb|It's [[raep]] tiem 4 [[Denis Leary|Leary]]]]
Louie has been ripped off more than once by moar famous, yet less talented comedians. Along with [[over 9000|many]] other comics, he had his material Xerox'd by [[Dane Cook]]. Despite this [[faggotry]], Louie was rather humble towards Cook in an [[anonymous]] [[radio]] interview, and only badmouthed Cook [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRcem3Nk17s&eurl after he was encouraged to by the host]. This disappointed many of his fans, who wished he would've [[kill it with fire|burned him at the stake]].
More recently, however, it turns out that yet ''another'' [[overrated]] comic has taken from Louie. [[Last Thursday|A few months ago]] on the [[Opie and Anthony]] radio show, he revealed that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwhxqnCyoGo&feature=related he was the original creator of the song, "I'm An Asshole"], and that [[Denis Leary]], taking a page out of the [[Dane Cook]] playbook, [[stole]] the bit from him and passed it off as his own. Note, however, that Leary's ''entire career'' has been built off of this kind of [[faggotry|fraudulence]].
Two months later, after being exposed as a hack, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g81LCwrU-7k Leary went on the same show] and [[NO U|tried to discredit]] Louie's story with a much weaker one, revealing Leary as a massive [[douchebag]] once again.
...[[TL;DR]]? [[mexican|Stealing]] from [[pussy|Louis CK]] is the quickest way to become rich, famous, and [[Lie|good looking]] and [[fact|he will sit there and fucking take it like a little bitch!]]
== Trolling Techniques ==
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<center>'''I Say the Darndest Things to Kids'''</center>
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<center>'''Black People!'''</center>
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<center>'''Hey man! Why you bein' so rude?'''</center>
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<center>'''My Father'''</center>
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<center>'''Purity Bricks'''</center>
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== Gallery ==
<gallery>
Image:louis-ck-WI-0807-lg.jpg|Louie being [[fat]] and [[gay pride|proud]] of it
Image:Louiecame.jpg|[[I CAME|He came]]
Image:Louie_do_not_want.jpg|Louie [[DO NOT WANT|does not want]] to [[suck]] a bag of [[dick]]s
</gallery>
== See Also ==
* [[Norm MacDonald]]
* [[Dane Cook]]
* [[Opie and Anthony]]
* [[Theft]]
* [[Troll]]
* [[Lulz]]


== External links ==
== External links ==

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