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[[File:Angel_by_the_ice_kitten.jpg|thumb|right|There's more to this then meets the eye.]] | [[File:Angel_by_the_ice_kitten.jpg|thumb|right|There's more to this then meets the eye.]] | ||
'''Evana''', real name [[powerword|'''Eva-Solveigh Þrastardóttir''']], born on '''February 3rd, 1985''', lives far away in '''Reykjavik, [[Iceland]]''', is a female furfag who draws and animates furry cartoons. She first started out with the internet name [[a cat is fine too|Natasha Cat]] then moved to Evana (Love) and now Evana (Kisa) on her [[Facebook]] account. This female furfag will [[batshit insane|scream a bitch fit]] at anyone and anybody who draws a white feline with markings underneath blue eyes in a shitty Lion King style drawing. Because as we all know not only does she own rights to any color, preferably white and blue, but also believes she owns the rights to celtic markings and anyone who dares draw this shit she will sic her [[retarded| | '''Evana''', real name [[powerword|'''Eva-Solveigh Þrastardóttir''']], born on '''February 3rd, 1985''', lives far away in '''Reykjavik, [[Iceland]]''', is a female furfag who draws and animates furry cartoons. She first started out with the internet name [[a cat is fine too|Natasha Cat]] then moved to Evana (Love) and now Evana (Kisa) on her [[Facebook]] account. This female furfag will [[batshit insane|scream a bitch fit]] at anyone and anybody who draws a white feline with markings underneath blue eyes in a shitty Lion King style drawing. Because as we all know not only does she own rights to any color, preferably white and blue, but also believes she owns the rights to celtic markings and anyone who dares draw this shit she will sic her [[retarded|brainwashed]] fans on them to flame them to death. | ||
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'''Round 1''' | '''Round 1''' | ||
Our first victim is an artist known as {{dauser|IMCheetah}} who owned a company called 'Iceland Animations'. | Our first victim is an artist known as {{dauser|IMCheetah}}, who owned a company called 'Iceland Animations'. | ||
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File:Bryjnar-aka-IMCheetah.png|Among the other artists she hates, he is the most hated in her little black book. | File:Bryjnar-aka-IMCheetah.png|Among the other artists she hates, he is the most hated in her little black book. | ||
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This all started when our precious | This all started when our precious furry uploaded an art piece to deviantART showing her fursona flipping the bird off to anyone who viewed while laughing safely behind her computer screen. People started asking why, and she told them that IMCheetah was being a prick about the animations she did for his company and because she felt that she deserved more money for her crappy work. Soon after this was shared, her rabid fans went after him, flaming him to hell because he didn't give in to the egotistical furfag's demands. | ||
[[File:Evana_gives_you_the_bird.jpg|thumb|right|FUCK YOU!]] | [[File:Evana_gives_you_the_bird.jpg|thumb|right|FUCK YOU!]] | ||
Of course when her fucktarded fan base | Of course, when her fucktarded fan base went after him, he explained that she was just another furfag begging for money and that she didn't deserve asspatting from anyone. When faced with this news, they retorted and called him an asshole for giving his side of the story (read: 'the truth'). So in the end, both Evana and her clit-sucking friend {{dauser|domi-chan}} took off with a fuck-ton of the company's cash and thousands of dollars in art tools. | ||
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'''Round 2 and 3''' | '''Round 2 and 3''' | ||
Our next two victims were attacked in 2005 when {{dauser|Evana}} noticed two other very popular furfag artists had drawn white felines with blue eyes and markings beneath them. | Our next two victims were attacked in 2005 when {{dauser|Evana}} noticed two other very popular furfag artists had drawn white felines with blue eyes and markings beneath them. It is unknown who actually made this discovery. What is known, however, is that Evana is a raging cunt: she threw a bitch-fit at them both of them and sent her massive wave of sheep to attack. | ||
Enter {{dauser|nanook123}} and {{dauser|balaa}}. | Enter {{dauser|nanook123}} and {{dauser|balaa}}. | ||
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Of course, these two popular furfags didn't back down and [http://sheezyart.com/journal/view/83639/shot back at her with a big] old "STFU BITCH" [http://sheezyart.com/journal/view/53223/ | Of course, these two popular furfags didn't back down and instead [http://sheezyart.com/journal/view/83639/shot back at her with a big] old "STFU BITCH", and then [http://sheezyart.com/journal/view/53223/ told her to calm] her tits. Shit hit the fan and the flame war got even more lulzy, as Evana never spoke against them directly about the art and instead bitched about it in the private journals that only her ass-kissing friends had access to. | ||
So two months go back in the year of 2005 after pitching a fucking retarded shit fit at {{dauser|nanook123}} over upside down eye triangles she goes and rips off her but with a pair of stripes below the eyes. Wat? Massive fucking hypocrite! If she knew about this, which she probably did, she never bothered to throw such a pointless shit storm because she knew it was stupid to do so. Thus proving that {{dauser|nanook123}} isn't a fucktarded furfag like {{dauser|evana}}. | So two months go back in the year of 2005 after pitching a fucking retarded shit fit at {{dauser|nanook123}} over upside down eye triangles she goes and rips off her but with a pair of stripes below the eyes. Wat? Massive fucking hypocrite! If she knew about this, which she probably did, she never bothered to throw such a pointless shit storm because she knew it was stupid to do so. Thus proving that {{dauser|nanook123}} isn't a fucktarded furfag like {{dauser|evana}}. | ||
Revision as of 19:56, 18 June 2012

Evana, real name Eva-Solveigh Þrastardóttir, born on February 3rd, 1985, lives far away in Reykjavik, Iceland, is a female furfag who draws and animates furry cartoons. She first started out with the internet name Natasha Cat then moved to Evana (Love) and now Evana (Kisa) on her Facebook account. This female furfag will scream a bitch fit at anyone and anybody who draws a white feline with markings underneath blue eyes in a shitty Lion King style drawing. Because as we all know not only does she own rights to any color, preferably white and blue, but also believes she owns the rights to celtic markings and anyone who dares draw this shit she will sic her brainwashed fans on them to flame them to death.
The Drama
Round 1
Our first victim is an artist known as
IMCheetah, who owned a company called 'Iceland Animations'.
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Among the other artists she hates, he is the most hated in her little black book.
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Bottom line folks, never trust a furfag to work in your industry.
This all started when our precious furry uploaded an art piece to deviantART showing her fursona flipping the bird off to anyone who viewed while laughing safely behind her computer screen. People started asking why, and she told them that IMCheetah was being a prick about the animations she did for his company and because she felt that she deserved more money for her crappy work. Soon after this was shared, her rabid fans went after him, flaming him to hell because he didn't give in to the egotistical furfag's demands.

Of course, when her fucktarded fan base went after him, he explained that she was just another furfag begging for money and that she didn't deserve asspatting from anyone. When faced with this news, they retorted and called him an asshole for giving his side of the story (read: 'the truth'). So in the end, both Evana and her clit-sucking friend
domi-chan took off with a fuck-ton of the company's cash and thousands of dollars in art tools.
Round 2 and 3
Our next two victims were attacked in 2005 when
Evana noticed two other very popular furfag artists had drawn white felines with blue eyes and markings beneath them. It is unknown who actually made this discovery. What is known, however, is that Evana is a raging cunt: she threw a bitch-fit at them both of them and sent her massive wave of sheep to attack.
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Balaa top, Nanook123 middle and Evana's at the bottom. Pffft.
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Why did Nanook123 draw a fuckin belly button on this?
Of course, these two popular furfags didn't back down and instead back at her with a big old "STFU BITCH", and then told her to calm her tits. Shit hit the fan and the flame war got even more lulzy, as Evana never spoke against them directly about the art and instead bitched about it in the private journals that only her ass-kissing friends had access to.
So two months go back in the year of 2005 after pitching a fucking retarded shit fit at
nanook123 over upside down eye triangles she goes and rips off her but with a pair of stripes below the eyes. Wat? Massive fucking hypocrite! If she knew about this, which she probably did, she never bothered to throw such a pointless shit storm because she knew it was stupid to do so. Thus proving that
nanook123 isn't a fucktarded furfag like
evana.

Round 4

During the summer of 2007 Evana felt it even more to attack another popular furfag,
LobbyReal. All because she felt 'uncomfortable with the shading gradient and celtic markings that Lobby used. Of course, when her friend
dolphy caught wind of this crap she posted a journal expressing how pissed she was that two cunts believed they owned the rights to every fucking thing that was already done over a fuck ton of times by Walt Disney.
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According to Dolphy, Evana attacked a user on TLKFAA for drawing in the esque style.]]
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The very reason why Lobby had to delete her picture.
When poor old
lobbyreal deleted the picture it enfuriated her fans and friends even more, not at her but at the two cunts that caused unnecessary drama over the littlest of shit. According to what's been said, both
evana and
domi-chan felt uncomfortable with the piece because they believed it hit too close too home. Home? The fuck are these two furfags smoking (don't worry, we'll get to that in another chapter folks). When
domi-chan caught wind of this evil journal she quickly jumped to the pussy's defense. And notice out of all the people commenting she was the only one speaking up for the paranoid furfag.

Aliases
Once upon a time when Eva first appeared online,Natasha Cat. Initially this was the username she used when she first set foot into the furry fandom. Of course, during that time she portrayed herself as single mother who lived in England and worked in the porn industry. Not long after, she got into furry porn and made a site of her own to sell her yiff for others to start jerking off from. Later, sometime in the Spring of 2003 it was discovered on her site and FurBid that she was full of shit. Stealing thousands among thousands of dollars from users and anyone who she could possibly scam money from. So naturally, the safest thing for her to do was to sweep the shit under the carpet and deny any and all accusations from anyone. But back in the old days in the FurBid Forums when confronted with evidence that she was nothing more then a lying sack of shit, she denied the accusations. In the end, when FurBid presented proof with IP Adresses she finally gave up and admitted to being Natasha Cat. However, currently though she denies everything like the cunt she is.
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Same fluffy wolf titties, anatomy and shading style.
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Again, same everything.

So despite all the shit Eva has caused over the years who wants to bet that her awesome kawaii whiteknight is in fact her? Well one can only assume this due to the zero differences in their art and the way they communicate online.
Art
In the beginning, long before she got into furry smut she was into ripping shit from other artists. Mainly Disney and it's most well-known knock off of Kimba the White Lion, the Lion King. Even Gargoyles and the X-Men weren't safe from her furfaggotry. Back in 2001 she had her own site, but of course like everything before her it went down the shitter.
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Ripping from Balaa under her alternative account.
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How to create a character.
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The evolution of an unoriginal piece of shit.

Links
evanalove
evana-love
Evana Main account.
zoot Archived copy of the stuff she used to have in this account.
domi-chan Another account she uploads her furfag art to from time to time.
the-ice-kitten Photo account.
evana-lovefc First club dedicated to her.
evanafc Second club.
evana Shitty Art account.
charli Her other Shitty Art.
ArtOfEvana- Archived edition of her second failed website.
- Wikifur Article.
- ConceptArt account.
- CGHub account.
- Her Icelandic Gaming Industries profile.
- The Lion King Fan-Art Archive account.
- WetCanvas.
See Also
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Evana is part of a series on Visit the DeviantART Portal for complete coverage. |
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Evana is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
