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| Fat Acceptance is a movement where [[fat|Big Blubberful Whales]] are trying to "redefine the standard of beauty" to include themselves. PROTIP: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you have to write blog articles trying to argue people into finding you attractive, you are not beautiful.
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| 100% of the Fat Acceptance Movement is women. This is because a dude will usually be honest about the fact that he's a fat fuck because he really likes food. Fat bitches, on the other hand, have convinced themselves that they are mysterious creatures who [[Lie|nibble delicately on salads]] and only weigh 250 lb due to genetics.
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| For a clue as to what is making the fat people fat, go down the mall. Look around. Pick out the fat people. Now then: what are they all doing? Yep. That's what's causing it.
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| ==Sizeism==
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| [[Image:Mrs Parker fatty.PNG|thumb|As it turns out the people most likely to become obese are [[holocaust]] victims.]]
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| When their mouths are not filled with food, [[fat]] people often complain that they are being discriminated against. [[Lies|The fat mentality]] is that it's OK to weigh a metric ton and that it's the skinny population's fault that being a gargantuan lardass is perceived as bad. '''Sizeism''' is supposedly a form of prejudice - believing that people are fat because they eat too much, in the same way that it's sexist to refer to a woman as "she".
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| [[Irony|Ironically]] fat people often complain that society is too obsessed with weight while bitching about how disgusting skinny or even healthy-sized people are in comparison to their own rolls of sweaty disgusting fat.
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| ==NAAFA==
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| '''National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance''' is a group that hopes that one day all people will be accepted no matter what sizes they are. This includes people who weigh half a metric ton and have to be washed by their children three times a day while they wait for their gastric bypass surgery. Strangely [[some argue|some people]] see this as a bad thing.
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| However in order to combat prejudice they must prove that all thin people are prejudice. Those who count as thin include [[anorexia|anorexics]], bulimics, your dick or anyone within the normal weight range and those who weigh less than a John Deere tractor.
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| There are many misconceptions about fat people. NAAFA's guidelines will help you to dispel these myths:
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| Image:Fat FAQs 1.PNG|[[lie|FACT]]: ''It is literally impossible to lose weight.''
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| Image:Fat FAQs 2.PNG|[[lie|FACT]]: ''Educating people about their health never works. We must force others to accept us.''
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| Image:Fat FAQs 3.PNG|[[lie|FACT]]: ''Dieting is useless. The only solution is to eat more.''
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| Image:Fat Myths.PNG|[[lie|FACT]]: ''Fat people are not responsible for their weight.''
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| The above is proof to what [[mundanes|normal people]] have always believed - that excess fat stops the brain from working.
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| ==NAFAM==
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| '''New American Fat Acceptance Movement is the next phase in fat acceptance. '''The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over. We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We fatlings are no longer apologists for our size nor our greedy gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it. If you don't like it get used to it because fat people are now the overwhelming majority. Gluttony is good. http://biggerfatterblog.blogspot.com/2010/08/obesity-and-gluttony-is-good-for-your.html Anything else would be unAmerican.'''
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| ==SPECIAL MENTION: Wall • E==
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| [[Image:Fat Wall e Blog.PNG|thumb|300px|It's always thin people's fault. Remember that.]]
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| One of the most successful Disney / Pixar movies, Wall • E, showed a futuristic world where humans have become helpless blobs due to their [[Killdozer|dependency on machines]] and overindulgence. At the end of the movie the humans return to Earth, gradually becoming healthier and making the planet green again. Naturally the fatties had a problem with this.
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| {{squote|The real truth is that people just don't care that others are being discriminated against, as long as it's not directed their way. They don't - or won't - see how such stereotypes harm both fat and thin people, and contribute to an environment where a recent study of teen girls reveals they'd rather be blinded or lose a limb instead of becoming fat.|Strangely enough this person never actually saw the movie.}}
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| ==Videos==
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| [[Image:fat giraffe.jpg|thumb|150px|This giraffe is a lot healthier than it was [[anorexia|before]].]]
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| {{squote|omg you people it had nothing to do with her parents so you are saying that my mom had trouble with me and my brother? yes he got VERY big and unfortunately died :( but my mom fed us vegetables fruit and we were always outside! there is nothing you can do with some people!|YouTube user}}
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| This is a [[Lie]], and little Jessica Leonard (once the world's fattest child) is the proof:
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| [[You]] would hit that.
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| "You know, all parents make mistakes". Words just fail you, don't they?
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| ==A Breakthrough in the Understanding of Obesity==
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| [[Image:ProForm-780-CSE-Elliptical-Trainer-297x300.jpg|thumb|150px|Not just an overpriced drying rack!]]
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| {{squote|Let's just say that yeah, it's a horrible thing that we're forcing you to take extreme measures to drop the gallons of blubber that you brought upon yourself, but could we be subconsciously doing you a favor? Would you rather spend the rest of your miserable ten or so years of life being wedged in small chairs that aren't meant to cater to your fat, pustulent ass, sucking down concentrated fat by the truckload until your arteries harden, absorbing wading-pools full of gravy through your vast amounts of skin, and praying to Jesus that it will someday rain melted butter before you're forklifted out of your house through the removed front wall onto three stretchers, and riding an ambulance on its axles to a hospital where they can't give you that dire quadruple bypass because there's too much goddamned adipose tissue for any normal human being's arms to even reach through even if he could find your bloated, flabby heart?
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| Here's your incentive, fatasses. Drop the fork and get on the treadmill. Stop kidding yourself into thinking it's OUR fault that you're a repulsive sack of fat. It's your fault that you decided it proper to waste your entire 20 years of life dedicating yourself to wrecking your body and our eyesight.
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| |[[Irony|If only they could hear him over the sound of munching cheetos.]]}}
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| ==External Links==
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| [[Image:Fatso address.PNG|thumb|300px|Fair game.]]
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| ;Fat acceptance
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| *[http://biggerfatterblog.blogspot.com/ The New Fat Acceptance where gluttony is not denied but celebrated]
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| *[http://www.naafaonline.com/dev2/ The NAAFA Website]
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| *[http://www.fatso.com/ Website of Marilyn Wann - one of the tops pigs in the Fat Acceptance Movement]
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| *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sizeism On Wikipedia]
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| *[http://fatchicksrule.blogs.com/fat_chicks_rule/2008/07/index.html Fat Chick Rule blog]
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| *[http://fatchicksrule.blogs.com/fat_chicks_rule/2008/07/index.html Fat Chick Rule blog]
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| *[http://www.bigfatblog.com/ Fat Acceptance blog]
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| :*[http://www.bigfatblog.com/cnn-obama-talked-sanjay-gupta-surgeon-general-role#comments A thread discussing the horrors of making our children exercise]
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| *[http://community.livejournal.com/_cheesecake_/30373.html An erotic story - involving cheesecake filling squirting out of nipples]
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| *[http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-9989773-71.html WALL E ENCOURAGES DISCRIMINATION!]
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| *[http://www.bigfatandhealthy.com/fat-and-healthy/ A blog about the wonderful health effects of being a human whale.]
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| *[http://www.squidoo.com/dark-fat-and-healthy Example of Fat Acceptance propaganda]
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| ;A breath of sanity
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| [http://www.yourefatbecauseyourestupid.com/Default.aspx You're Fat Because You're Stupid]
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| ;YouTube fatties
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| *{{youtube2|ProjectLifesize|ProjectLifesize}}
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| *{{youtube2|BigIsBeautyProject|BigIsBeautyProject}}
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| *{{youtube2|REALTUBES|REALTUBES}}
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| *{{youtube2|joynash1|joynash1}}
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| *{{youtube2|BroadwayAmy|BroadwayAmy}}
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| *{{youtube2|TapiocaBubbles|TapiocaBubbles}} comments require approval
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| ==See Also==
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| <div style="width:50%;float:left">
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| ;Friends
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| *[[Fat]]
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| :*[[FA|Fat Admirers]]
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| :*[[FFA|Female Fat Admirers]]
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| :*[[BBWChan]]
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| *[[Epic fat guy]]
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| *[[America]]
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| *[[Manboobs]]
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| *[[Neckbeard]]
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| *[[Thesugarmonster]]
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| *[[TheAmazingAtheist]]
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| *[[Food pyramid]]
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| ;Enemies
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| *[[Eating disorder]]
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| :*[[Anorexia]]
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| :*[[Pro-Ana]]
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| *[[Thinspiration]]
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| *[[Fauxlimia]]
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| *[[Michael Karolchyk]]
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