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|I don't know if you're familiar with his cartooning–people having their heads thrown in a chipper, his character of a pterodactyl consuming blended brains with gusto–I've actually never seen anyone [[Unrealistic expectations|incite people to violence]] in that fashion.|
|Ⓘ ⓓⓞⓝ'ⓣ ⓚⓝⓞⓦ ⓘⓕ ⓨⓞⓤ'ⓡⓔ ⓕⓐⓜⓘⓛⓘⓐⓡ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓒⓐⓡⓣⓞⓞⓝⓘⓝⓖ–ⓟⓔⓞⓟⓛⓔ ⓗⓐⓥⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓔⓘⓡ ⓗⓔⓐⓓⓢ ⓣⓗⓡⓞⓦⓝ ⓘⓝ ⓐ ⓒⓗⓘⓟⓟⓔⓡ, ⓗⓘⓢ ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓐⓒⓣⓔⓡ ⓞⓕ ⓐ ⓟⓣⓔⓡⓞⓓⓐⓒⓣⓨⓛ ⓒⓞⓝⓢⓤⓜⓘⓝⓖ ⓑⓛⓔⓝⓓⓔⓓ ⓑⓡⓐⓘⓝⓢ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓖⓤⓢⓣⓞ–Ⓘ'ⓥⓔ ⓐⓒⓣⓤⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⓝⓔⓥⓔⓡ ⓢⓔⓔⓝ ⓐⓝⓨⓞⓝⓔ [[Ⓤⓝⓡⓔⓐⓛⓘⓢⓣⓘⓒ ⓔⓧⓟⓔⓒⓣⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⓢ|ⓘⓝⓒⓘⓣⓔ ⓟⓔⓞⓟⓛⓔ ⓣⓞ ⓥⓘⓞⓛⓔⓝⓒⓔ]] ⓘⓝ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓕⓐⓢⓗⓘⓞⓝ.|
Charles Carreon, ''[[I'm 12 years old and what is this?]]''
Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ, ''[['12 ⓨⓔⓐⓡⓢ ⓞⓛⓓ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓦⓗⓐⓣ ⓘⓢ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ?]]''


|It might not have seemed very dehumanizing when Walt Disney made [[Japs|Japanese]] people look silly with buck teeth and big glasses who could not pronounce their 'R's or their 'L's. But it was [[lulz|dehumanizing]], and the purpose was to direct evil intentions against them, which [[Faulty Logic|ultimately resulted]] in the only nuclear holocaust that ever occurred in the history of humanity. [[truth|I don't think]] Truman would have ever done that if we hadn't so dehumanized the enemy.|
|Ⓘⓣ ⓜⓘⓖⓗⓣ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓗⓐⓥⓔ ⓢⓔⓔⓜⓔⓓ ⓥⓔⓡⓨ ⓓⓔⓗⓤⓜⓐⓝⓘⓩⓘⓝⓖ ⓦⓗⓔⓝ Ⓦⓐⓛⓣ Ⓓⓘⓢⓝⓔⓨ ⓜⓐⓓⓔ [[Ⓙⓐⓟⓢ|Ⓙⓐⓟⓐⓝⓔⓢⓔ]] ⓟⓔⓞⓟⓛⓔ ⓛⓞⓞⓚ ⓢⓘⓛⓛⓨ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓑⓤⓒⓚ ⓣⓔⓔⓣⓗ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓑⓘⓖ ⓖⓛⓐⓢⓢⓔⓢ ⓦⓗⓞ ⓒⓞⓤⓛⓓ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓟⓡⓞⓝⓞⓤⓝⓒⓔ ⓣⓗⓔⓘⓡ ''ⓢ ⓞⓡ ⓣⓗⓔⓘⓡ ''. Ⓑⓤⓣ ⓘⓣ ⓦⓐⓢ [[ⓛⓤⓛⓩ|ⓓⓔⓗⓤⓜⓐⓝⓘⓩⓘⓝⓖ]], ⓐⓝⓓ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓟⓤⓡⓟⓞⓢⓔ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓣⓞ ⓓⓘⓡⓔⓒⓣ ⓔⓥⓘⓛ ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓝⓣⓘⓞⓝⓢ ⓐⓖⓐⓘⓝⓢⓣ ⓣⓗⓔⓜ, ⓦⓗⓘⓒⓗ [[Ⓕⓐⓤⓛⓣⓨ Ⓛⓞⓖⓘⓒ|ⓤⓛⓣⓘⓜⓐⓣⓔⓛⓨ ⓡⓔⓢⓤⓛⓣⓔⓓ]] ⓘⓝ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓞⓝⓛⓨ ⓝⓤⓒⓛⓔⓐⓡ ⓗⓞⓛⓞⓒⓐⓤⓢⓣ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓔⓥⓔⓡ ⓞⓒⓒⓤⓡⓡⓔⓓ ⓘⓝ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓗⓘⓢⓣⓞⓡⓨ ⓞⓕ ⓗⓤⓜⓐⓝⓘⓣⓨ. [[ⓣⓡⓤⓣⓗ|Ⓘ ⓓⓞⓝ'ⓣ ⓣⓗⓘⓝⓚ]] Ⓣⓡⓤⓜⓐⓝ ⓦⓞⓤⓛⓓ ⓗⓐⓥⓔ ⓔⓥⓔⓡ ⓓⓞⓝⓔ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓘⓕ ⓦⓔ ⓗⓐⓓⓝ'ⓣ ⓢⓞ ⓓⓔⓗⓤⓜⓐⓝⓘⓩⓔⓓ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓔⓝⓔⓜⓨ.|
Charles Carreon, ''Internets nuclear holocaust survivor.''
Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ, ''Ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓡⓝⓔⓣⓢ ⓝⓤⓒⓛⓔⓐⓡ ⓗⓞⓛⓞⓒⓐⓤⓢⓣ ⓢⓤⓡⓥⓘⓥⓞⓡ.''


|This [[lolsuit|lawsuit]] is a blatant attempt to abuse the legal process to punish a critic, we're very glad to help Mr. Inman fight back.|
|Ⓣⓗⓘⓢ [[ⓛⓞⓛⓢⓤⓘⓣ|ⓛⓐⓦⓢⓤⓘⓣ]] ⓘⓢ ⓐ ⓑⓛⓐⓣⓐⓝⓣ ⓐⓣⓣⓔⓜⓟⓣ ⓣⓞ ⓐⓑⓤⓢⓔ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓛⓔⓖⓐⓛ ⓟⓡⓞⓒⓔⓢⓢ ⓣⓞ ⓟⓤⓝⓘⓢⓗ ⓐ ⓒⓡⓘⓣⓘⓒ, ⓦⓔ'ⓡⓔ ⓥⓔⓡⓨ ⓖⓛⓐⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓗⓔⓛⓟ Ⓜⓡ. Ⓘⓝⓜⓐⓝ ⓕⓘⓖⓗⓣ ⓑⓐⓒⓚ.|
Corynne McSherry, ''EFF Intellectual Property Director''
Ⓒⓞⓡⓨⓝⓝⓔ ⓂⓒⓈⓗⓔⓡⓡⓨ, ''ⒺⒻⒻ Ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓛⓛⓔⓒⓣⓤⓐⓛ Ⓟⓡⓞⓟⓔⓡⓣⓨ Ⓓⓘⓡⓔⓒⓣⓞⓡ''


|There are some things that you accept with grace, but I do not accept that my mother engaged in bestiality and I do not accept that FunnyJunk slept with its mother, as it does not have a mother.|
|Ⓣⓗⓔⓡⓔ ⓐⓡⓔ ⓢⓞⓜⓔ ⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖⓢ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓨⓞⓤ ⓐⓒⓒⓔⓟⓣ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓖⓡⓐⓒⓔ, ⓑⓤⓣ Ⓘ ⓓⓞ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓐⓒⓒⓔⓟⓣ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓜⓨ ⓜⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ ⓔⓝⓖⓐⓖⓔⓓ ⓘⓝ ⓑⓔⓢⓣⓘⓐⓛⓘⓣⓨ ⓐⓝⓓ Ⓘ ⓓⓞ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓐⓒⓒⓔⓟⓣ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⒻⓤⓝⓝⓨⒿⓤⓝⓚ ⓢⓛⓔⓟⓣ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓘⓣⓢ ⓜⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ, ⓐⓢ ⓘⓣ ⓓⓞⓔⓢ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓗⓐⓥⓔ ⓐ ⓜⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ.|
Charles Carreon, ''Does not accept his furry heritage.''
Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ, ''Ⓓⓞⓔⓢ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓐⓒⓒⓔⓟⓣ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓕⓤⓡⓡⓨ ⓗⓔⓡⓘⓣⓐⓖⓔ.''


|I’m not seeking any [[Jew Gold|damages]] for the insults to my mother.|
|Ⓘ’ⓜ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓢⓔⓔⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓐⓝⓨ [[Ⓙⓔⓦ Ⓖⓞⓛⓓ|ⓓⓐⓜⓐⓖⓔⓢ]] ⓕⓞⓡ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓘⓝⓢⓤⓛⓣⓢ ⓣⓞ ⓜⓨ ⓜⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ.|
Charles Carreon, ''More concerned over donated Jew golds than mommy.''
Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ, ''Ⓜⓞⓡⓔ ⓒⓞⓝⓒⓔⓡⓝⓔⓓ ⓞⓥⓔⓡ ⓓⓞⓝⓐⓣⓔⓓ Ⓙⓔⓦ ⓖⓞⓛⓓⓢ ⓣⓗⓐⓝ ⓜⓞⓜⓜⓨ.''


|Whenever one loses control of a trademark, they are in danger of their image. It’s one thing to say, ‘He’s a jerk because he issues a legal demand to someone like Oatmeal—like Mr. Inman.' People want to say that’s a scumbag thing to do. That comes with the territory. But what [[bawww|crosses the line]] is when someone else starts making statements using words like ‘idiot‘ or ‘dumbass‘.|
|Ⓦⓗⓔⓝⓔⓥⓔⓡ ⓞⓝⓔ ⓛⓞⓢⓔⓢ ⓒⓞⓝⓣⓡⓞⓛ ⓞⓕ ⓐ ⓣⓡⓐⓓⓔⓜⓐⓡⓚ, ⓣⓗⓔⓨ ⓐⓡⓔ ⓘⓝ ⓓⓐⓝⓖⓔⓡ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓔⓘⓡ ⓘⓜⓐⓖⓔ. Ⓘⓣ’ⓢ ⓞⓝⓔ ⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓞ ⓢⓐⓨ, ‘Ⓗⓔ’ⓢ ⓐ ⓙⓔⓡⓚ ⓑⓔⓒⓐⓤⓢⓔ ⓗⓔ ⓘⓢⓢⓤⓔⓢ ⓐ ⓛⓔⓖⓐⓛ ⓓⓔⓜⓐⓝⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓢⓞⓜⓔⓞⓝⓔ ⓛⓘⓚⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ—ⓛⓘⓚⓔ Ⓜⓡ. Ⓘⓝⓜⓐⓝ.' Ⓟⓔⓞⓟⓛⓔ ⓦⓐⓝⓣ ⓣⓞ ⓢⓐⓨ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ’ⓢ ⓐ ⓢⓒⓤⓜⓑⓐⓖ ⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓞ ⓓⓞ. Ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓒⓞⓜⓔⓢ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓣⓔⓡⓡⓘⓣⓞⓡⓨ. Ⓑⓤⓣ ⓦⓗⓐⓣ [[ⓑⓐⓦⓦⓦ|ⓒⓡⓞⓢⓢⓔⓢ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓛⓘⓝⓔ]] ⓘⓢ ⓦⓗⓔⓝ ⓢⓞⓜⓔⓞⓝⓔ ⓔⓛⓢⓔ ⓢⓣⓐⓡⓣⓢ ⓜⓐⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓢⓣⓐⓣⓔⓜⓔⓝⓣⓢ ⓤⓢⓘⓝⓖ ⓦⓞⓡⓓⓢ ⓛⓘⓚⓔ ‘ⓘⓓⓘⓞⓣ‘ ⓞⓡ ‘ⓓⓤⓜⓑⓐⓢⓢ‘.|
Charles Carreon, ''A complete dumbass and a total idiot.''
Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ, ''Ⓐ ⓒⓞⓜⓟⓛⓔⓣⓔ ⓓⓤⓜⓑⓐⓢⓢ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓐ ⓣⓞⓣⓐⓛ ⓘⓓⓘⓞⓣ.''


|All of that is damage. I have [[lie|better things to do]] than to be contradicting Twitter when that person vocally does so again. It’s not like [[truth|they’re making parody comments]]. There’s [[lie|nothing parodic]] about it. They’re making [[facts|statements]] attributable to me. That’s [[lulz|damage]]. That’s [[whut|trademark damage]]. That’s all there is to it.”|
|Ⓐⓛⓛ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓘⓢ ⓓⓐⓜⓐⓖⓔ. Ⓘ ⓗⓐⓥⓔ [[ⓛⓘⓔ|ⓑⓔⓣⓣⓔⓡ ⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖⓢ ⓣⓞ ⓓⓞ]] ⓣⓗⓐⓝ ⓣⓞ ⓑⓔ ⓒⓞⓝⓣⓡⓐⓓⓘⓒⓣⓘⓝⓖ Ⓣⓦⓘⓣⓣⓔⓡ ⓦⓗⓔⓝ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓟⓔⓡⓢⓞⓝ ⓥⓞⓒⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⓓⓞⓔⓢ ⓢⓞ ⓐⓖⓐⓘⓝ. Ⓘⓣ’ⓢ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓛⓘⓚⓔ [[ⓣⓡⓤⓣⓗ|ⓣⓗⓔⓨ’ⓡⓔ ⓜⓐⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓟⓐⓡⓞⓓⓨ ⓒⓞⓜⓜⓔⓝⓣⓢ]]. Ⓣⓗⓔⓡⓔ’ⓢ [[ⓛⓘⓔ|ⓝⓞⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖ ⓟⓐⓡⓞⓓⓘⓒ]] ⓐⓑⓞⓤⓣ ⓘⓣ. Ⓣⓗⓔⓨ’ⓡⓔ ⓜⓐⓚⓘⓝⓖ [[ⓕⓐⓒⓣⓢ|ⓢⓣⓐⓣⓔⓜⓔⓝⓣⓢ]] ⓐⓣⓣⓡⓘⓑⓤⓣⓐⓑⓛⓔ ⓣⓞ ⓜⓔ. Ⓣⓗⓐⓣ’ⓢ [[ⓛⓤⓛⓩ|ⓓⓐⓜⓐⓖⓔ]]. Ⓣⓗⓐⓣ’ⓢ [[ⓦⓗⓤⓣ|ⓣⓡⓐⓓⓔⓜⓐⓡⓚ ⓓⓐⓜⓐⓖⓔ]]. Ⓣⓗⓐⓣ’ⓢ ⓐⓛⓛ ⓣⓗⓔⓡⓔ ⓘⓢ ⓣⓞ ⓘⓣ.”|
Charles Carreon, ''[[USI|Considers himself to be a trademark.]]''
Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ, ''[[ⓊⓈⒾ|Ⓒⓞⓝⓢⓘⓓⓔⓡⓢ ⓗⓘⓜⓢⓔⓛⓕ ⓣⓞ ⓑⓔ ⓐ ⓣⓡⓐⓓⓔⓜⓐⓡⓚ.]]''


|There is no attack on anything like First Amendment speech. There is no effort to alter a word of the campaign. It has taken its course, and I’m not seeking any damages for the [[Waaaambulance|insults to my mother]]. I am simply saying that I’m focusing my attention on what is an inappropriate way to raise a charity campaign.|
|Ⓣⓗⓔⓡⓔ ⓘⓢ ⓝⓞ ⓐⓣⓣⓐⓒⓚ ⓞⓝ ⓐⓝⓨⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖ ⓛⓘⓚⓔ Ⓕⓘⓡⓢⓣ Ⓐⓜⓔⓝⓓⓜⓔⓝⓣ ⓢⓟⓔⓔⓒⓗ. Ⓣⓗⓔⓡⓔ ⓘⓢ ⓝⓞ ⓔⓕⓕⓞⓡⓣ ⓣⓞ ⓐⓛⓣⓔⓡ ⓐ ⓦⓞⓡⓓ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓒⓐⓜⓟⓐⓘⓖⓝ. Ⓘⓣ ⓗⓐⓢ ⓣⓐⓚⓔⓝ ⓘⓣⓢ ⓒⓞⓤⓡⓢⓔ, ⓐⓝⓓ Ⓘ’ⓜ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓢⓔⓔⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓐⓝⓨ ⓓⓐⓜⓐⓖⓔⓢ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓣⓗⓔ [[Ⓦⓐⓐⓐⓐⓜⓑⓤⓛⓐⓝⓒⓔ|ⓘⓝⓢⓤⓛⓣⓢ ⓣⓞ ⓜⓨ ⓜⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ]]. Ⓘ ⓐⓜ ⓢⓘⓜⓟⓛⓨ ⓢⓐⓨⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ Ⓘ’ⓜ ⓕⓞⓒⓤⓢⓘⓝⓖ ⓜⓨ ⓐⓣⓣⓔⓝⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓞⓝ ⓦⓗⓐⓣ ⓘⓢ ⓐⓝ ⓘⓝⓐⓟⓟⓡⓞⓟⓡⓘⓐⓣⓔ ⓦⓐⓨ ⓣⓞ ⓡⓐⓘⓢⓔ ⓐ ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓘⓣⓨ ⓒⓐⓜⓟⓐⓘⓖⓝ.|
Charles Carreon, ''Very upset over the donated Jew golds he's not getting.''
Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ, ''Ⓥⓔⓡⓨ ⓤⓟⓢⓔⓣ ⓞⓥⓔⓡ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓓⓞⓝⓐⓣⓔⓓ Ⓙⓔⓦ ⓖⓞⓛⓓⓢ ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓖⓔⓣⓣⓘⓝⓖ.''


|I [[You Win the Prize|win]] by making the world a place where the law of charitable giving, wisely enacted over fifty years ago by the California legislature, will secure the rights of genuine charitable fundraisers to not have to compete with false advertising and unregistered charitable fundraisers who can take the money and vamoose, as so many have done.|
|[[Ⓨⓞⓤ Ⓦⓘⓝ ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓟⓡⓘⓩⓔ|ⓦⓘⓝ]] ⓑⓨ ⓜⓐⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓦⓞⓡⓛⓓ ⓐ ⓟⓛⓐⓒⓔ ⓦⓗⓔⓡⓔ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓛⓐⓦ ⓞⓕ ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓘⓣⓐⓑⓛⓔ ⓖⓘⓥⓘⓝⓖ, ⓦⓘⓢⓔⓛⓨ ⓔⓝⓐⓒⓣⓔⓓ ⓞⓥⓔⓡ ⓕⓘⓕⓣⓨ ⓨⓔⓐⓡⓢ ⓐⓖⓞ ⓑⓨ ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓒⓐⓛⓘⓕⓞⓡⓝⓘⓐ ⓛⓔⓖⓘⓢⓛⓐⓣⓤⓡⓔ, ⓦⓘⓛⓛ ⓢⓔⓒⓤⓡⓔ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓡⓘⓖⓗⓣⓢ ⓞⓕ ⓖⓔⓝⓤⓘⓝⓔ ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓘⓣⓐⓑⓛⓔ ⓕⓤⓝⓓⓡⓐⓘⓢⓔⓡⓢ ⓣⓞ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓗⓐⓥⓔ ⓣⓞ ⓒⓞⓜⓟⓔⓣⓔ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓕⓐⓛⓢⓔ ⓐⓓⓥⓔⓡⓣⓘⓢⓘⓝⓖ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓤⓝⓡⓔⓖⓘⓢⓣⓔⓡⓔⓓ ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓘⓣⓐⓑⓛⓔ ⓕⓤⓝⓓⓡⓐⓘⓢⓔⓡⓢ ⓦⓗⓞ ⓒⓐⓝ ⓣⓐⓚⓔ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓜⓞⓝⓔⓨ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓥⓐⓜⓞⓞⓢⓔ, ⓐⓢ ⓢⓞ ⓜⓐⓝⓨ ⓗⓐⓥⓔ ⓓⓞⓝⓔ.|
Charles Carreon, ''Falsely accusing The Oatmeal of taking all "his" Jew golds.''
Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ, ''Ⓕⓐⓛⓢⓔⓛⓨ ⓐⓒⓒⓤⓢⓘⓝⓖ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓐⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓐⓛⓛ "ⓗⓘⓢ" Ⓙⓔⓦ ⓖⓞⓛⓓⓢ.''


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==Summary==
==Ⓢⓤⓜⓜⓐⓡⓨ==
Charles Carreon aka Chuckle Fuck is quite possibly the stupidest person to ever manage to pass a bar exam and enter the legal proffesionHe's an [[old]] relic of the late 70s, early 80s brand of ambulance chaser slash threaten to sue every other person with a pulse style of bully-lawyeringAside from being the inspiration of the Rocky 5 villian, Chuckles is currently best known for reaching a level of butthurt so absolutely unprecedented in Internets history that he's gone out of his way to try and sue major charity organizations in quite possibly the most [[fail]] attempt at trying to "get back" at another person on the Interwebs for making him so incredibly butt flustered.
Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ ⓐⓚⓐ Ⓒⓗⓤⓒⓚⓛⓔ Ⓕⓤⓒⓚ ⓘⓢ ⓠⓤⓘⓣⓔ ⓟⓞⓢⓢⓘⓑⓛⓨ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓢⓣⓤⓟⓘⓓⓔⓢⓣ ⓟⓔⓡⓢⓞⓝ ⓣⓞ ⓔⓥⓔⓡ ⓜⓐⓝⓐⓖⓔ ⓣⓞ ⓟⓐⓢⓢ ⓐ ⓑⓐⓡ ⓔⓧⓐⓜ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓔⓝⓣⓔⓡ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓛⓔⓖⓐⓛ ⓟⓡⓞⓕⓕⓔⓢⓘⓞⓝⒽⓔ'ⓢ ⓐⓝ [[ⓞⓛⓓ]] ⓡⓔⓛⓘⓒ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓛⓐⓣⓔ 70ⓢ, ⓔⓐⓡⓛⓨ 80ⓢ ⓑⓡⓐⓝⓓ ⓞⓕ ⓐⓜⓑⓤⓛⓐⓝⓒⓔ ⓒⓗⓐⓢⓔⓡ ⓢⓛⓐⓢⓗ ⓣⓗⓡⓔⓐⓣⓔⓝ ⓣⓞ ⓢⓤⓔ ⓔⓥⓔⓡⓨ ⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ ⓟⓔⓡⓢⓞⓝ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓐ ⓟⓤⓛⓢⓔ ⓢⓣⓨⓛⓔ ⓞⓕ ⓑⓤⓛⓛⓨ-ⓛⓐⓦⓨⓔⓡⓘⓝⓖⒶⓢⓘⓓⓔ ⓕⓡⓞⓜ ⓑⓔⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓘⓝⓢⓟⓘⓡⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓡⓞⓒⓚⓨ 5 ⓥⓘⓛⓛⓘⓐⓝ, Ⓒⓗⓤⓒⓚⓛⓔⓢ ⓘⓢ ⓒⓤⓡⓡⓔⓝⓣⓛⓨ ⓑⓔⓢⓣ ⓚⓝⓞⓦⓝ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓡⓔⓐⓒⓗⓘⓝⓖ ⓐ ⓛⓔⓥⓔⓛ ⓞⓕ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓢⓞ ⓐⓑⓢⓞⓛⓤⓣⓔⓛⓨ ⓤⓝⓟⓡⓔⓒⓔⓓⓔⓝⓣⓔⓓ ⓘⓝ Ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓡⓝⓔⓣⓢ ⓗⓘⓢⓣⓞⓡⓨ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓖⓞⓝⓔ ⓞⓤⓣ ⓞⓕ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓦⓐⓨ ⓣⓞ ⓣⓡⓨ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓢⓤⓔ ⓜⓐⓙⓞⓡ ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓘⓣⓨ ⓞⓡⓖⓐⓝⓘⓩⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⓢ ⓘⓝ ⓠⓤⓘⓣⓔ ⓟⓞⓢⓢⓘⓑⓛⓨ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓜⓞⓢⓣ [[ⓕⓐⓘⓛ]] ⓐⓣⓣⓔⓜⓟⓣ ⓐⓣ ⓣⓡⓨⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓞ "ⓖⓔⓣ ⓑⓐⓒⓚ" ⓐⓣ ⓐⓝⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ ⓟⓔⓡⓢⓞⓝ ⓞⓝ ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓡⓦⓔⓑⓢ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓜⓐⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓗⓘⓜ ⓢⓞ ⓘⓝⓒⓡⓔⓓⓘⓑⓛⓨ ⓑⓤⓣⓣ ⓕⓛⓤⓢⓣⓔⓡⓔⓓ.


==Enter The Hero==
==Ⓔⓝⓣⓔⓡ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓗⓔⓡⓞ==
The hero of this story is The Oatmeal, a popular web comic that's stylized after the enraged crayon dribblings of a spastically hormonal seventh grader strung the fuck out on Pixie Stix and PepsiDue to its stunning [[MS Paint|visual quality]] and uber [[No U|sophisticated humor]] it has become wildly popular, boasting a fantard following that spans over a half million sheeple!
Ⓣⓗⓔ ⓗⓔⓡⓞ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓢⓣⓞⓡⓨ ⓘⓢ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ, ⓐ ⓟⓞⓟⓤⓛⓐⓡ ⓦⓔⓑ ⓒⓞⓜⓘⓒ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ'ⓢ ⓢⓣⓨⓛⓘⓩⓔⓓ ⓐⓕⓣⓔⓡ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓔⓝⓡⓐⓖⓔⓓ ⓒⓡⓐⓨⓞⓝ ⓓⓡⓘⓑⓑⓛⓘⓝⓖⓢ ⓞⓕ ⓐ ⓢⓟⓐⓢⓣⓘⓒⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⓗⓞⓡⓜⓞⓝⓐⓛ ⓢⓔⓥⓔⓝⓣⓗ ⓖⓡⓐⓓⓔⓡ ⓢⓣⓡⓤⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓕⓤⓒⓚ ⓞⓤⓣ ⓞⓝ Ⓟⓘⓧⓘⓔ Ⓢⓣⓘⓧ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓅⓔⓟⓢⓘⒹⓤⓔ ⓣⓞ ⓘⓣⓢ ⓢⓣⓤⓝⓝⓘⓝⓖ [[ⓂⓈ Ⓟⓐⓘⓝⓣ|ⓥⓘⓢⓤⓐⓛ ⓠⓤⓐⓛⓘⓣⓨ]] ⓐⓝⓓ ⓤⓑⓔⓡ [[Ⓝⓞ Ⓤ|ⓢⓞⓟⓗⓘⓢⓣⓘⓒⓐⓣⓔⓓ ⓗⓤⓜⓞⓡ]] ⓘⓣ ⓗⓐⓢ ⓑⓔⓒⓞⓜⓔ ⓦⓘⓛⓓⓛⓨ ⓟⓞⓟⓤⓛⓐⓡ, ⓑⓞⓐⓢⓣⓘⓝⓖ ⓐ ⓕⓐⓝⓣⓐⓡⓓ ⓕⓞⓛⓛⓞⓦⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓢⓟⓐⓝⓢ ⓞⓥⓔⓡ ⓐ ⓗⓐⓛⓕ ⓜⓘⓛⓛⓘⓞⓝ ⓢⓗⓔⓔⓟⓛⓔ!


==The Story Begins==
==Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓢⓣⓞⓡⓨ Ⓑⓔⓖⓘⓝⓢ==
Due to its popularity an endless swarm of [[13 year old boys]] began pissing all over The Oatmeal's copyrights and started mass distributing and "sharing" his work on other popular websites which then profited off of it via their own ad banners, most notably the ironically unfunny Funny Junk website.
Ⓓⓤⓔ ⓣⓞ ⓘⓣⓢ ⓟⓞⓟⓤⓛⓐⓡⓘⓣⓨ ⓐⓝ ⓔⓝⓓⓛⓔⓢⓢ ⓢⓦⓐⓡⓜ ⓞⓕ [[13 ⓨⓔⓐⓡ ⓞⓛⓓ ⓑⓞⓨⓢ]] ⓑⓔⓖⓐⓝ ⓟⓘⓢⓢⓘⓝⓖ ⓐⓛⓛ ⓞⓥⓔⓡ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ'ⓢ ⓒⓞⓟⓨⓡⓘⓖⓗⓣⓢ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓢⓣⓐⓡⓣⓔⓓ ⓜⓐⓢⓢ ⓓⓘⓢⓣⓡⓘⓑⓤⓣⓘⓝⓖ ⓐⓝⓓ "ⓢⓗⓐⓡⓘⓝⓖ" ⓗⓘⓢ ⓦⓞⓡⓚ ⓞⓝ ⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ ⓟⓞⓟⓤⓛⓐⓡ ⓦⓔⓑⓢⓘⓣⓔⓢ ⓦⓗⓘⓒⓗ ⓣⓗⓔⓝ ⓟⓡⓞⓕⓘⓣⓔⓓ ⓞⓕⓕ ⓞⓕ ⓘⓣ ⓥⓘⓐ ⓣⓗⓔⓘⓡ ⓞⓦⓝ ⓐⓓ ⓑⓐⓝⓝⓔⓡⓢ, ⓜⓞⓢⓣ ⓝⓞⓣⓐⓑⓛⓨ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓘⓡⓞⓝⓘⓒⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⓤⓝⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨ Ⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨ Ⓙⓤⓝⓚ ⓦⓔⓑⓢⓘⓣⓔ.


The Oatmeal originally cried foul against this unwanted ass rape of his art and demanded that his images be removed from the siteHowever he quickly realized the futility of having to file DMCA take-down requests for every single pilfered photo that could just be reuploaded again and again by different users and instead chose to mock the Funny Junk website in satirical, comedic fashion.
Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ ⓞⓡⓘⓖⓘⓝⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⓒⓡⓘⓔⓓ ⓕⓞⓤⓛ ⓐⓖⓐⓘⓝⓢⓣ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓤⓝⓦⓐⓝⓣⓔⓓ ⓐⓢⓢ ⓡⓐⓟⓔ ⓞⓕ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓐⓡⓣ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓓⓔⓜⓐⓝⓓⓔⓓ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓘⓜⓐⓖⓔⓢ ⓑⓔ ⓡⓔⓜⓞⓥⓔⓓ ⓕⓡⓞⓜ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓢⓘⓣⓔⒽⓞⓦⓔⓥⓔⓡ ⓗⓔ ⓠⓤⓘⓒⓚⓛⓨ ⓡⓔⓐⓛⓘⓩⓔⓓ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓕⓤⓣⓘⓛⓘⓣⓨ ⓞⓕ ⓗⓐⓥⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓞ ⓕⓘⓛⓔ ⒹⓂⒸⒶ ⓣⓐⓚⓔ-ⓓⓞⓦⓝ ⓡⓔⓠⓤⓔⓢⓣⓢ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓔⓥⓔⓡⓨ ⓢⓘⓝⓖⓛⓔ ⓟⓘⓛⓕⓔⓡⓔⓓ ⓟⓗⓞⓣⓞ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓒⓞⓤⓛⓓ ⓙⓤⓢⓣ ⓑⓔ ⓡⓔⓤⓟⓛⓞⓐⓓⓔⓓ ⓐⓖⓐⓘⓝ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓐⓖⓐⓘⓝ ⓑⓨ ⓓⓘⓕⓕⓔⓡⓔⓝⓣ ⓤⓢⓔⓡⓢ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓘⓝⓢⓣⓔⓐⓓ ⓒⓗⓞⓢⓔ ⓣⓞ ⓜⓞⓒⓚ ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨ Ⓙⓤⓝⓚ ⓦⓔⓑⓢⓘⓣⓔ ⓘⓝ ⓢⓐⓣⓘⓡⓘⓒⓐⓛ, ⓒⓞⓜⓔⓓⓘⓒ ⓕⓐⓢⓗⓘⓞⓝ.


Believing that to be the end of the whole affair, The Oatmeal went on with life as usual, leaving the whole mess behind them.
Ⓑⓔⓛⓘⓔⓥⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓣⓞ ⓑⓔ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓔⓝⓓ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓦⓗⓞⓛⓔ ⓐⓕⓕⓐⓘⓡ, Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ ⓦⓔⓝⓣ ⓞⓝ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓛⓘⓕⓔ ⓐⓢ ⓤⓢⓤⓐⓛ, ⓛⓔⓐⓥⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓦⓗⓞⓛⓔ ⓜⓔⓢⓢ ⓑⓔⓗⓘⓝⓓ ⓣⓗⓔⓜ.


==One Year Later==
==Ⓞⓝⓔ Ⓨⓔⓐⓡ Ⓛⓐⓣⓔⓡ==
[[File:Carreon_-_Extortion.png|thumb|right|<center>DEMANDING [[whut|JUSTICE]]!</center>]]
[[Ⓕⓘⓛⓔ:Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ_-_Ⓔⓧⓣⓞⓡⓣⓘⓞⓝ.ⓟⓝⓖ|ⓣⓗⓤⓜⓑ|ⓡⓘⓖⓗⓣ|<ⓒⓔⓝⓣⓔⓡ>ⒹⒺⓂⒶⓃⒹⒾⓃⒼ [[ⓦⓗⓤⓣ|ⒿⓊⓈⓉⒾⒸⒺ]]!</ⓒⓔⓝⓣⓔⓡ>]]


Enter the villain, Charles CarreonAlmost exactly one year later The Oatmeal was served with legal papers from Chuckles on behalf of Funny Junk, demanding that The Oatmeal pay him and his client TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS for <strike>stealing</strike> hosting his unlicensed comic on their site for the past three years.
Ⓔⓝⓣⓔⓡ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓥⓘⓛⓛⓐⓘⓝ, Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ ⒸⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝⒶⓛⓜⓞⓢⓣ ⓔⓧⓐⓒⓣⓛⓨ ⓞⓝⓔ ⓨⓔⓐⓡ ⓛⓐⓣⓔⓡ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓢⓔⓡⓥⓔⓓ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓛⓔⓖⓐⓛ ⓟⓐⓟⓔⓡⓢ ⓕⓡⓞⓜ Ⓒⓗⓤⓒⓚⓛⓔⓢ ⓞⓝ ⓑⓔⓗⓐⓛⓕ ⓞⓕ Ⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨ Ⓙⓤⓝⓚ, ⓓⓔⓜⓐⓝⓓⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ ⓟⓐⓨ ⓗⓘⓜ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓒⓛⓘⓔⓝⓣ ⓉⓌⒺⓃⓉⓎ ⓉⒽⓄⓊⓈⒶⓃⒹ ⒹⓄⓁⓁⒶⓇⓈ ⓕⓞⓡ <ⓢⓣⓡⓘⓚⓔ>ⓢⓣⓔⓐⓛⓘⓝⓖ</ⓢⓣⓡⓘⓚⓔ> ⓗⓞⓢⓣⓘⓝⓖ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓤⓝⓛⓘⓒⓔⓝⓢⓔⓓ ⓒⓞⓜⓘⓒ ⓞⓝ ⓣⓗⓔⓘⓡ ⓢⓘⓣⓔ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓟⓐⓢⓣ ⓣⓗⓡⓔⓔ ⓨⓔⓐⓡⓢ.


Their reason and justification for this overly obvious attempt at outright laughable extortion/blackmail was that The Oatmeal had made fun of them for stealing his work and that it ~totally~ ruined their e-reputation on the Interwebs!
Ⓣⓗⓔⓘⓡ ⓡⓔⓐⓢⓞⓝ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓙⓤⓢⓣⓘⓕⓘⓒⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓞⓥⓔⓡⓛⓨ ⓞⓑⓥⓘⓞⓤⓢ ⓐⓣⓣⓔⓜⓟⓣ ⓐⓣ ⓞⓤⓣⓡⓘⓖⓗⓣ ⓛⓐⓤⓖⓗⓐⓑⓛⓔ ⓔⓧⓣⓞⓡⓣⓘⓞⓝ/ⓑⓛⓐⓒⓚⓜⓐⓘⓛ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ ⓗⓐⓓ ⓜⓐⓓⓔ ⓕⓤⓝ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓔⓜ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓢⓣⓔⓐⓛⓘⓝⓖ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓦⓞⓡⓚ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓘⓣ ~ⓣⓞⓣⓐⓛⓛⓨ~ ⓡⓤⓘⓝⓔⓓ ⓣⓗⓔⓘⓡ ⓔ-ⓡⓔⓟⓤⓣⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓞⓝ ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓡⓦⓔⓑⓢ!


==The Hero Strikes Back==
==Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓗⓔⓡⓞ Ⓢⓣⓡⓘⓚⓔⓢ Ⓑⓐⓒⓚ==


[[File:Carreon_-_Oatmeal_Responds.png‎|thumb|right|<center>EPIC LULZ!</center>]]
[[Ⓕⓘⓛⓔ:Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ_-_Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ_Ⓡⓔⓢⓟⓞⓝⓓⓢ.ⓟⓝⓖ‎|ⓣⓗⓤⓜⓑ|ⓡⓘⓖⓗⓣ|<ⓒⓔⓝⓣⓔⓡ>ⒺⓅⒾⒸ ⓁⓊⓁⓏ!</ⓒⓔⓝⓣⓔⓡ>]]
The Oatmeal, not finding these threats of extortion from FunnyJunk and their bully-lawyer to be at all funny, decided to fight fire with waterThe Oatmeal turned to comedy and his comics and created a hilarious fundraiser out of the situationHis goal was to try and raise the $20,000 extortion demand via donations, only instead of forking it over to Chuckle Fuck Carreon he would instead take a picture of the money and send the picture to him along with a poorly drawn MS Paint picture of Charles's [[ur mom|mom]] making love to a bearThe money would then in turn be donated to The National Wildlife Federation and The American Cancer Society.
Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ, ⓝⓞⓣ ⓕⓘⓝⓓⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓔⓢⓔ ⓣⓗⓡⓔⓐⓣⓢ ⓞⓕ ⓔⓧⓣⓞⓡⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓕⓡⓞⓜ ⒻⓤⓝⓝⓨⒿⓤⓝⓚ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓣⓗⓔⓘⓡ ⓑⓤⓛⓛⓨ-ⓛⓐⓦⓨⓔⓡ ⓣⓞ ⓑⓔ ⓐⓣ ⓐⓛⓛ ⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨ, ⓓⓔⓒⓘⓓⓔⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓕⓘⓖⓗⓣ ⓕⓘⓡⓔ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓦⓐⓣⓔⓡⓉⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ ⓣⓤⓡⓝⓔⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓒⓞⓜⓔⓓⓨ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓒⓞⓜⓘⓒⓢ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓒⓡⓔⓐⓣⓔⓓ ⓐ ⓗⓘⓛⓐⓡⓘⓞⓤⓢ ⓕⓤⓝⓓⓡⓐⓘⓢⓔⓡ ⓞⓤⓣ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓢⓘⓣⓤⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⒽⓘⓢ ⓖⓞⓐⓛ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓣⓞ ⓣⓡⓨ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓡⓐⓘⓢⓔ ⓣⓗⓔ $20,000 ⓔⓧⓣⓞⓡⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓓⓔⓜⓐⓝⓓ ⓥⓘⓐ ⓓⓞⓝⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⓢ, ⓞⓝⓛⓨ ⓘⓝⓢⓣⓔⓐⓓ ⓞⓕ ⓕⓞⓡⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓘⓣ ⓞⓥⓔⓡ ⓣⓞ Ⓒⓗⓤⓒⓚⓛⓔ Ⓕⓤⓒⓚ Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ ⓗⓔ ⓦⓞⓤⓛⓓ ⓘⓝⓢⓣⓔⓐⓓ ⓣⓐⓚⓔ ⓐ ⓟⓘⓒⓣⓤⓡⓔ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓜⓞⓝⓔⓨ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓢⓔⓝⓓ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓟⓘⓒⓣⓤⓡⓔ ⓣⓞ ⓗⓘⓜ ⓐⓛⓞⓝⓖ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓐ ⓟⓞⓞⓡⓛⓨ ⓓⓡⓐⓦⓝ ⓂⓈ Ⓟⓐⓘⓝⓣ ⓟⓘⓒⓣⓤⓡⓔ ⓞⓕ Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ'[[ⓤⓡ ⓜⓞⓜ|ⓜⓞⓜ]] ⓜⓐⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓛⓞⓥⓔ ⓣⓞ ⓐ ⓑⓔⓐⓡⓉⓗⓔ ⓜⓞⓝⓔⓨ ⓦⓞⓤⓛⓓ ⓣⓗⓔⓝ ⓘⓝ ⓣⓤⓡⓝ ⓑⓔ ⓓⓞⓝⓐⓣⓔⓓ ⓣⓞ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓝⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⓐⓛ Ⓦⓘⓛⓓⓛⓘⓕⓔ Ⓕⓔⓓⓔⓡⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓐⓝⓓ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓐⓜⓔⓡⓘⓒⓐⓝ Ⓒⓐⓝⓒⓔⓡ Ⓢⓞⓒⓘⓔⓣⓨ.


==The Internets Respond==
==Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓡⓝⓔⓣⓢ Ⓡⓔⓢⓟⓞⓝⓓ==
[[File:Carreon_-_Bear_Love.jpg|thumb|right|<center>EPIC MONEYZ!</center>]]
[[Ⓕⓘⓛⓔ:Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ_-_Ⓑⓔⓐⓡ_Ⓛⓞⓥⓔ.ⓙⓟⓖ|ⓣⓗⓤⓜⓑ|ⓡⓘⓖⓗⓣ|<ⓒⓔⓝⓣⓔⓡ>ⒺⓅⒾⒸ ⓂⓄⓃⒺⓎⓏ!</ⓒⓔⓝⓣⓔⓡ>]]
The incredible success of this fundraiser has, thus far, been absolutely monumental to say the least bitThe original $20,000 goal has long been surpassed and some estimate that by the time it's over The Oatmeal may have generated roughly a QUARTER MILLION DOLLARS in fundraiser donations!
Ⓣⓗⓔ ⓘⓝⓒⓡⓔⓓⓘⓑⓛⓔ ⓢⓤⓒⓒⓔⓢⓢ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓕⓤⓝⓓⓡⓐⓘⓢⓔⓡ ⓗⓐⓢ, ⓣⓗⓤⓢ ⓕⓐⓡ, ⓑⓔⓔⓝ ⓐⓑⓢⓞⓛⓤⓣⓔⓛⓨ ⓜⓞⓝⓤⓜⓔⓝⓣⓐⓛ ⓣⓞ ⓢⓐⓨ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓛⓔⓐⓢⓣ ⓑⓘⓣⓉⓗⓔ ⓞⓡⓘⓖⓘⓝⓐⓛ $20,000 ⓖⓞⓐⓛ ⓗⓐⓢ ⓛⓞⓝⓖ ⓑⓔⓔⓝ ⓢⓤⓡⓟⓐⓢⓢⓔⓓ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓢⓞⓜⓔ ⓔⓢⓣⓘⓜⓐⓣⓔ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓑⓨ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓣⓘⓜⓔ ⓘⓣ'ⓢ ⓞⓥⓔⓡ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ ⓜⓐⓨ ⓗⓐⓥⓔ ⓖⓔⓝⓔⓡⓐⓣⓔⓓ ⓡⓞⓤⓖⓗⓛⓨ ⓐ ⓆⓊⒶⓇⓉⒺⓇ ⓂⒾⓁⓁⒾⓄⓃ ⒹⓄⓁⓁⒶⓇⓈ ⓘⓝ ⓕⓤⓝⓓⓡⓐⓘⓢⓔⓡ ⓓⓞⓝⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⓢ!


Along with these donations has of course come with the usual Internet backlash of [[Internet hate machine|Internets rage]] over what this man and Funny Junk tried to doTo steal an artists work and to then turn around and try and steal huge sums of cash from them obviously didn't sit well with...well, ANYONEAs such, every other doorknob with a computer immediately started firing off hate filled e-mails, enraged phone calls and every manner of threatening nastiness imaginable.
Ⓐⓛⓞⓝⓖ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓣⓗⓔⓢⓔ ⓓⓞⓝⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⓢ ⓗⓐⓢ ⓞⓕ ⓒⓞⓤⓡⓢⓔ ⓒⓞⓜⓔ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓤⓢⓤⓐⓛ Ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓡⓝⓔⓣ ⓑⓐⓒⓚⓛⓐⓢⓗ ⓞⓕ [[Ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓡⓝⓔⓣ ⓗⓐⓣⓔ ⓜⓐⓒⓗⓘⓝⓔ|Ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓡⓝⓔⓣⓢ ⓡⓐⓖⓔ]] ⓞⓥⓔⓡ ⓦⓗⓐⓣ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓜⓐⓝ ⓐⓝⓓ Ⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨ Ⓙⓤⓝⓚ ⓣⓡⓘⓔⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓓⓞⓉⓞ ⓢⓣⓔⓐⓛ ⓐⓝ ⓐⓡⓣⓘⓢⓣⓢ ⓦⓞⓡⓚ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓣⓗⓔⓝ ⓣⓤⓡⓝ ⓐⓡⓞⓤⓝⓓ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓣⓡⓨ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓢⓣⓔⓐⓛ ⓗⓤⓖⓔ ⓢⓤⓜⓢ ⓞⓕ ⓒⓐⓢⓗ ⓕⓡⓞⓜ ⓣⓗⓔⓜ ⓞⓑⓥⓘⓞⓤⓢⓛⓨ ⓓⓘⓓⓝ'ⓣ ⓢⓘⓣ ⓦⓔⓛⓛ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ...ⓦⓔⓛⓛ, ⒶⓃⓎⓄⓃⒺⒶⓢ ⓢⓤⓒⓗ, ⓔⓥⓔⓡⓨ ⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ ⓓⓞⓞⓡⓚⓝⓞⓑ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓐ ⓒⓞⓜⓟⓤⓣⓔⓡ ⓘⓜⓜⓔⓓⓘⓐⓣⓔⓛⓨ ⓢⓣⓐⓡⓣⓔⓓ ⓕⓘⓡⓘⓝⓖ ⓞⓕⓕ ⓗⓐⓣⓔ ⓕⓘⓛⓛⓔⓓ ⓔ-ⓜⓐⓘⓛⓢ, ⓔⓝⓡⓐⓖⓔⓓ ⓟⓗⓞⓝⓔ ⓒⓐⓛⓛⓢ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓔⓥⓔⓡⓨ ⓜⓐⓝⓝⓔⓡ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓡⓔⓐⓣⓔⓝⓘⓝⓖ ⓝⓐⓢⓣⓘⓝⓔⓢⓢ ⓘⓜⓐⓖⓘⓝⓐⓑⓛⓔ.


==Epic Butthurt enSues==
==Ⓔⓟⓘⓒ Ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓔⓝⓈⓤⓔⓢ==
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Charles Carreon, a person of strong Jewish faith, was simply SHOCKED by this turn of eventsThe endless insults and verbal attacks on him and his personal "franchise" were one thing, but to have someone waving around a quarter million dollars in his Jew face like it was candy, well now that was just crossing a line!
Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ, ⓐ ⓟⓔⓡⓢⓞⓝ ⓞⓕ ⓢⓣⓡⓞⓝⓖ Ⓙⓔⓦⓘⓢⓗ ⓕⓐⓘⓣⓗ, ⓦⓐⓢ ⓢⓘⓜⓟⓛⓨ ⓈⒽⓄⒸⓀⒺⒹ ⓑⓨ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓣⓤⓡⓝ ⓞⓕ ⓔⓥⓔⓝⓣⓢⓉⓗⓔ ⓔⓝⓓⓛⓔⓢⓢ ⓘⓝⓢⓤⓛⓣⓢ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓥⓔⓡⓑⓐⓛ ⓐⓣⓣⓐⓒⓚⓢ ⓞⓝ ⓗⓘⓜ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓟⓔⓡⓢⓞⓝⓐⓛ "ⓕⓡⓐⓝⓒⓗⓘⓢⓔ" ⓦⓔⓡⓔ ⓞⓝⓔ ⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖ, ⓑⓤⓣ ⓣⓞ ⓗⓐⓥⓔ ⓢⓞⓜⓔⓞⓝⓔ ⓦⓐⓥⓘⓝⓖ ⓐⓡⓞⓤⓝⓓ ⓐ ⓠⓤⓐⓡⓣⓔⓡ ⓜⓘⓛⓛⓘⓞⓝ ⓓⓞⓛⓛⓐⓡⓢ ⓘⓝ ⓗⓘⓢ Ⓙⓔⓦ ⓕⓐⓒⓔ ⓛⓘⓚⓔ ⓘⓣ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓒⓐⓝⓓⓨ, ⓦⓔⓛⓛ ⓝⓞⓦ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓙⓤⓢⓣ ⓒⓡⓞⓢⓢⓘⓝⓖ ⓐ ⓛⓘⓝⓔ!


In retaliation Chuckles decided it was no longer about Funny Junk vs The Oatmeal, but about Charles Carreon vs THE INTERWEBS!
Ⓘⓝ ⓡⓔⓣⓐⓛⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ Ⓒⓗⓤⓒⓚⓛⓔⓢ ⓓⓔⓒⓘⓓⓔⓓ ⓘⓣ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓝⓞ ⓛⓞⓝⓖⓔⓡ ⓐⓑⓞⓤⓣ Ⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨ Ⓙⓤⓝⓚ ⓥⓢ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ, ⓑⓤⓣ ⓐⓑⓞⓤⓣ Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ ⓥⓢ ⓉⒽⒺ ⒾⓃⓉⒺⓇⓌⒺⒷⓈ!


He responded immediately by filing [[lolsuits]] left and right for nearly twenty hours straightIn addition to suing The Oatmeal, [[you]], [[ur mom]] and half the cast of Rocky V, Chuckles figured it would be an ~excellent~ idea to SUE THE CHARITIES that The Oatmeal was raising money for!  ಠ_ಠ
Ⓗⓔ ⓡⓔⓢⓟⓞⓝⓓⓔⓓ ⓘⓜⓜⓔⓓⓘⓐⓣⓔⓛⓨ ⓑⓨ ⓕⓘⓛⓘⓝⓖ [[ⓛⓞⓛⓢⓤⓘⓣⓢ]] ⓛⓔⓕⓣ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓡⓘⓖⓗⓣ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓝⓔⓐⓡⓛⓨ ⓣⓦⓔⓝⓣⓨ ⓗⓞⓤⓡⓢ ⓢⓣⓡⓐⓘⓖⓗⓣⒾⓝ ⓐⓓⓓⓘⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓣⓞ ⓢⓤⓘⓝⓖ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ, [[ⓨⓞⓤ]], [[ⓤⓡ ⓜⓞⓜ]] ⓐⓝⓓ ⓗⓐⓛⓕ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓒⓐⓢⓣ ⓞⓕ Ⓡⓞⓒⓚⓨ Ⓥ, Ⓒⓗⓤⓒⓚⓛⓔⓢ ⓕⓘⓖⓤⓡⓔⓓ ⓘⓣ ⓦⓞⓤⓛⓓ ⓑⓔ ⓐⓝ ~ⓔⓧⓒⓔⓛⓛⓔⓝⓣ~ ⓘⓓⓔⓐ ⓣⓞ ⓈⓊⒺ ⓉⒽⒺ ⒸⒽⒶⓇⒾⓉⒾⒺⓈ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓡⓐⓘⓢⓘⓝⓖ ⓜⓞⓝⓔⓨ ⓕⓞⓡ!  ಠ_ಠ
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==Self-Important Delusions Of Righteous Grandeur==
==Ⓢⓔⓛⓕ-Ⓘⓜⓟⓞⓡⓣⓐⓝⓣ Ⓓⓔⓛⓤⓢⓘⓞⓝⓢ Ⓞⓕ Ⓡⓘⓖⓗⓣⓔⓞⓤⓢ Ⓖⓡⓐⓝⓓⓔⓤⓡ==
In what can only be described as the absolute most retarded legal decision of the 21st century, Charles, Chuckle Fuck, Carreon unabashedly sued both The American Cancer Society and The National Wildlife FederationA decision that will forever brand him as both an endangered animal killer as well as a pro-cancer supporter; this man is so thick-headedly stupid to the nth degree that he ~actually~ believes he's not only in the right, but is actually HELPING fundraising efforts the world over!
Ⓘⓝ ⓦⓗⓐⓣ ⓒⓐⓝ ⓞⓝⓛⓨ ⓑⓔ ⓓⓔⓢⓒⓡⓘⓑⓔⓓ ⓐⓢ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓐⓑⓢⓞⓛⓤⓣⓔ ⓜⓞⓢⓣ ⓡⓔⓣⓐⓡⓓⓔⓓ ⓛⓔⓖⓐⓛ ⓓⓔⓒⓘⓢⓘⓞⓝ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓔ 21ⓢⓣ ⓒⓔⓝⓣⓤⓡⓨ, Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ, Ⓒⓗⓤⓒⓚⓛⓔ Ⓕⓤⓒⓚ, Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ ⓤⓝⓐⓑⓐⓢⓗⓔⓓⓛⓨ ⓢⓤⓔⓓ ⓑⓞⓣⓗ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓐⓜⓔⓡⓘⓒⓐⓝ Ⓒⓐⓝⓒⓔⓡ Ⓢⓞⓒⓘⓔⓣⓨ ⓐⓝⓓ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓝⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⓐⓛ Ⓦⓘⓛⓓⓛⓘⓕⓔ ⒻⓔⓓⓔⓡⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⒶ ⓓⓔⓒⓘⓢⓘⓞⓝ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓦⓘⓛⓛ ⓕⓞⓡⓔⓥⓔⓡ ⓑⓡⓐⓝⓓ ⓗⓘⓜ ⓐⓢ ⓑⓞⓣⓗ ⓐⓝ ⓔⓝⓓⓐⓝⓖⓔⓡⓔⓓ ⓐⓝⓘⓜⓐⓛ ⓚⓘⓛⓛⓔⓡ ⓐⓢ ⓦⓔⓛⓛ ⓐⓢ ⓐ ⓟⓡⓞ-ⓒⓐⓝⓒⓔⓡ ⓢⓤⓟⓟⓞⓡⓣⓔⓡ; ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓜⓐⓝ ⓘⓢ ⓢⓞ ⓣⓗⓘⓒⓚ-ⓗⓔⓐⓓⓔⓓⓛⓨ ⓢⓣⓤⓟⓘⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓝⓣⓗ ⓓⓔⓖⓡⓔⓔ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓗⓔ ~ⓐⓒⓣⓤⓐⓛⓛⓨ~ ⓑⓔⓛⓘⓔⓥⓔⓢ ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓞⓝⓛⓨ ⓘⓝ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓡⓘⓖⓗⓣ, ⓑⓤⓣ ⓘⓢ ⓐⓒⓣⓤⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⒽⒺⓁⓅⒾⓃⒼ ⓕⓤⓝⓓⓡⓐⓘⓢⓘⓝⓖ ⓔⓕⓕⓞⓡⓣⓢ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓦⓞⓡⓛⓓ ⓞⓥⓔⓡ!


His mentality on this is so absurdly idiotic it can't even be put into words without the help of crayons and puppets to dumb reality on down to a level that could only make sense over in Retard TownTo sum it up, he's basically accusing the charities of not raising donations "properly", in accordance with his own personal Bizzaro brand of legaleseIn other words, he's upset that he's not getting any of it and feels he's entitled to his unfair share of the donated Jew golds and if he doesn't get any Jew gold then NO ONE should get anyHe's essentially pissing himself with indignant frustration and butthurt, hoping his putrid stench will drive everyone offAs "man-tantrums" go this is on a scale so far beyond butthurt it's almost indescribable!
Ⓗⓘⓢ ⓜⓔⓝⓣⓐⓛⓘⓣⓨ ⓞⓝ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓘⓢ ⓢⓞ ⓐⓑⓢⓤⓡⓓⓛⓨ ⓘⓓⓘⓞⓣⓘⓒ ⓘⓣ ⓒⓐⓝ'ⓣ ⓔⓥⓔⓝ ⓑⓔ ⓟⓤⓣ ⓘⓝⓣⓞ ⓦⓞⓡⓓⓢ ⓦⓘⓣⓗⓞⓤⓣ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓗⓔⓛⓟ ⓞⓕ ⓒⓡⓐⓨⓞⓝⓢ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓟⓤⓟⓟⓔⓣⓢ ⓣⓞ ⓓⓤⓜⓑ ⓡⓔⓐⓛⓘⓣⓨ ⓞⓝ ⓓⓞⓦⓝ ⓣⓞ ⓐ ⓛⓔⓥⓔⓛ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓒⓞⓤⓛⓓ ⓞⓝⓛⓨ ⓜⓐⓚⓔ ⓢⓔⓝⓢⓔ ⓞⓥⓔⓡ ⓘⓝ Ⓡⓔⓣⓐⓡⓓ ⓉⓞⓦⓝⓉⓞ ⓢⓤⓜ ⓘⓣ ⓤⓟ, ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓑⓐⓢⓘⓒⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⓐⓒⓒⓤⓢⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓘⓣⓘⓔⓢ ⓞⓕ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓡⓐⓘⓢⓘⓝⓖ ⓓⓞⓝⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⓢ "ⓟⓡⓞⓟⓔⓡⓛⓨ", ⓘⓝ ⓐⓒⓒⓞⓡⓓⓐⓝⓒⓔ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓞⓦⓝ ⓟⓔⓡⓢⓞⓝⓐⓛ Ⓑⓘⓩⓩⓐⓡⓞ ⓑⓡⓐⓝⓓ ⓞⓕ ⓛⓔⓖⓐⓛⓔⓢⓔⒾⓝ ⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ ⓦⓞⓡⓓⓢ, ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓤⓟⓢⓔⓣ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓖⓔⓣⓣⓘⓝⓖ ⓐⓝⓨ ⓞⓕ ⓘⓣ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓕⓔⓔⓛⓢ ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓔⓝⓣⓘⓣⓛⓔⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓤⓝⓕⓐⓘⓡ ⓢⓗⓐⓡⓔ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓓⓞⓝⓐⓣⓔⓓ Ⓙⓔⓦ ⓖⓞⓛⓓⓢ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓘⓕ ⓗⓔ ⓓⓞⓔⓢⓝ'ⓣ ⓖⓔⓣ ⓐⓝⓨ Ⓙⓔⓦ ⓖⓞⓛⓓ ⓣⓗⓔⓝ ⓃⓄ ⓄⓃⒺ ⓢⓗⓞⓤⓛⓓ ⓖⓔⓣ ⓐⓝⓨⒽⓔ'ⓢ ⓔⓢⓢⓔⓝⓣⓘⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⓟⓘⓢⓢⓘⓝⓖ ⓗⓘⓜⓢⓔⓛⓕ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓘⓝⓓⓘⓖⓝⓐⓝⓣ ⓕⓡⓤⓢⓣⓡⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ, ⓗⓞⓟⓘⓝⓖ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓟⓤⓣⓡⓘⓓ ⓢⓣⓔⓝⓒⓗ ⓦⓘⓛⓛ ⓓⓡⓘⓥⓔ ⓔⓥⓔⓡⓨⓞⓝⓔ ⓞⓕⓕⒶⓢ "ⓜⓐⓝ-ⓣⓐⓝⓣⓡⓤⓜⓢ" ⓖⓞ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓘⓢ ⓞⓝ ⓐ ⓢⓒⓐⓛⓔ ⓢⓞ ⓕⓐⓡ ⓑⓔⓨⓞⓝⓓ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓘⓣ'ⓢ ⓐⓛⓜⓞⓢⓣ ⓘⓝⓓⓔⓢⓒⓡⓘⓑⓐⓑⓛⓔ!


He's not just butthurt, he's butthurt so butthurt that it goes way beyond the butthurt we know into a whole different dimension of butthurtWe're talkin trans-butthurt butthurtMeta butthurtButthurt collapsed in on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsedButthurt gotten so dense that no sense of dignity can possible escapeSingularity butthurtBlazing mid-day sun on Mercury butthurtKitty litter box butthurtHe's currently emitting more butthurt in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a yearQuasar butthurtNothing in our universe can really be this butthurt; unless he's just some primordial fragment from the original big bang of butthurtSome pure essence of a butthurt so completely uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we knowI'm sorry, I can't go on, this is just an epiphany of butthurt!
Ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓙⓤⓢⓣ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ, ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓢⓞ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓘⓣ ⓖⓞⓔⓢ ⓦⓐⓨ ⓑⓔⓨⓞⓝⓓ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓦⓔ ⓚⓝⓞⓦ ⓘⓝⓣⓞ ⓐ ⓦⓗⓞⓛⓔ ⓓⓘⓕⓕⓔⓡⓔⓝⓣ ⓓⓘⓜⓔⓝⓢⓘⓞⓝ ⓞⓕ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣⓌⓔ'ⓡⓔ ⓣⓐⓛⓚⓘⓝ ⓣⓡⓐⓝⓢ-ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣⓂⓔⓣⓐ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣⒷⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓒⓞⓛⓛⓐⓟⓢⓔⓓ ⓘⓝ ⓞⓝ ⓘⓣⓢⓔⓛⓕ ⓢⓞ ⓕⓐⓡ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓔⓥⓔⓝ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓝⓔⓤⓣⓡⓞⓝⓢ ⓗⓐⓥⓔ ⓒⓞⓛⓛⓐⓟⓢⓔⓓⒷⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓖⓞⓣⓣⓔⓝ ⓢⓞ ⓓⓔⓝⓢⓔ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓝⓞ ⓢⓔⓝⓢⓔ ⓞⓕ ⓓⓘⓖⓝⓘⓣⓨ ⓒⓐⓝ ⓟⓞⓢⓢⓘⓑⓛⓔ ⓔⓢⓒⓐⓟⓔⓈⓘⓝⓖⓤⓛⓐⓡⓘⓣⓨ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣⒷⓛⓐⓩⓘⓝⓖ ⓜⓘⓓ-ⓓⓐⓨ ⓢⓤⓝ ⓞⓝ Ⓜⓔⓡⓒⓤⓡⓨ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣⓀⓘⓣⓣⓨ ⓛⓘⓣⓣⓔⓡ ⓑⓞⓧ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣⒽⓔ'ⓢ ⓒⓤⓡⓡⓔⓝⓣⓛⓨ ⓔⓜⓘⓣⓣⓘⓝⓖ ⓜⓞⓡⓔ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓘⓝ ⓞⓝⓔ ⓢⓔⓒⓞⓝⓓ ⓣⓗⓐⓝ ⓞⓤⓡ ⓔⓝⓣⓘⓡⓔ ⓖⓐⓛⓐⓧⓨ ⓔⓜⓘⓣⓢ ⓘⓝ ⓐ ⓨⓔⓐⓡⓆⓤⓐⓢⓐⓡ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣⓃⓞⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖ ⓘⓝ ⓞⓤⓡ ⓤⓝⓘⓥⓔⓡⓢⓔ ⓒⓐⓝ ⓡⓔⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⓑⓔ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ; ⓤⓝⓛⓔⓢⓢ ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓙⓤⓢⓣ ⓢⓞⓜⓔ ⓟⓡⓘⓜⓞⓡⓓⓘⓐⓛ ⓕⓡⓐⓖⓜⓔⓝⓣ ⓕⓡⓞⓜ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓞⓡⓘⓖⓘⓝⓐⓛ ⓑⓘⓖ ⓑⓐⓝⓖ ⓞⓕ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣⓈⓞⓜⓔ ⓟⓤⓡⓔ ⓔⓢⓢⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⓞⓕ ⓐ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓢⓞ ⓒⓞⓜⓟⓛⓔⓣⓔⓛⓨ ⓤⓝⓒⓞⓝⓣⓐⓜⓘⓝⓐⓣⓔⓓ ⓑⓨ ⓐⓝⓨⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖ ⓔⓛⓢⓔ ⓐⓢ ⓣⓞ ⓑⓔ ⓑⓔⓨⓞⓝⓓ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓛⓐⓦⓢ ⓞⓕ ⓟⓗⓨⓢⓘⓒⓢ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓦⓔ ⓚⓝⓞⓦ'ⓜ ⓢⓞⓡⓡⓨ, Ⓘ ⓒⓐⓝ'ⓣ ⓖⓞ ⓞⓝ, ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓘⓢ ⓙⓤⓢⓣ ⓐⓝ ⓔⓟⓘⓟⓗⓐⓝⓨ ⓞⓕ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ!


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Image:Carreon_-_Irony.jpg|<center>Ultimate [[Irony]]</center>
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==See Also==
==Ⓢⓔⓔ Ⓐⓛⓢⓞ==
*[[E-lawyer]]
*[[-ⓛⓐⓦⓨⓔⓡ]]
*[[Lolsuit]]
*[[Ⓛⓞⓛⓢⓤⓘⓣ]]
*[[Attorney at lol]]
*[[Ⓐⓣⓣⓞⓡⓝⓔⓨ ⓐⓣ ⓛⓞⓛ]]
*[[FunnyJunk]]
*[[ⒻⓤⓝⓝⓨⒿⓤⓝⓚ]]


==External Links==
==Ⓔⓧⓣⓔⓡⓝⓐⓛ Ⓛⓘⓝⓚⓢ==
*[http://www.indiegogo.com/bearlovegood Bear Love Donation Page]
*[ⓗⓣⓣⓟ://ⓦⓦⓦ.ⓘⓝⓓⓘⓔⓖⓞⓖⓞ.ⓒⓞⓜ/ⓑⓔⓐⓡⓛⓞⓥⓔⓖⓞⓞⓓ Ⓑⓔⓐⓡ Ⓛⓞⓥⓔ Ⓓⓞⓝⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ Ⓟⓐⓖⓔ]
*[http://theoatmeal.com/blog/funnyjunk_letter The Oatmeal - New Blog Post 1]
*[ⓗⓣⓣⓟ://ⓣⓗⓔⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ.ⓒⓞⓜ/ⓑⓛⓞⓖ/ⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨⓙⓤⓝⓚ_ⓛⓔⓣⓣⓔⓡ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ - Ⓝⓔⓦ Ⓑⓛⓞⓖ Ⓟⓞⓢⓣ 1]
*[http://theoatmeal.com/blog/carreon The Oatmeal - New Blog Post 2]
*[ⓗⓣⓣⓟ://ⓣⓗⓔⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ.ⓒⓞⓜ/ⓑⓛⓞⓖ/ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ - Ⓝⓔⓦ Ⓑⓛⓞⓖ Ⓟⓞⓢⓣ 2]
*[http://theoatmeal.com/blog/funnyjunk The Oatmeal - Original Blog Post 1]
*[ⓗⓣⓣⓟ://ⓣⓗⓔⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ.ⓒⓞⓜ/ⓑⓛⓞⓖ/ⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨⓙⓤⓝⓚ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ - Ⓞⓡⓘⓖⓘⓝⓐⓛ Ⓑⓛⓞⓖ Ⓟⓞⓢⓣ 1]
*[http://theoatmeal.com/blog/funnyjunk2 The Oatmeal - Original Blog Post 2]
*[ⓗⓣⓣⓟ://ⓣⓗⓔⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ.ⓒⓞⓜ/ⓑⓛⓞⓖ/ⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨⓙⓤⓝⓚ2 Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ - Ⓞⓡⓘⓖⓘⓝⓐⓛ Ⓑⓛⓞⓖ Ⓟⓞⓢⓣ 2]
*[http://digitallife.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/12/12187665-cartoonist-turns-lawsuit-threat-into-100k-charity-fundraiser News Article - MSNBC]
*[ⓗⓣⓣⓟ://ⓓⓘⓖⓘⓣⓐⓛⓛⓘⓕⓔ.ⓣⓞⓓⓐⓨ.ⓜⓢⓝⓑⓒ.ⓜⓢⓝ.ⓒⓞⓜ/_ⓝⓔⓦⓢ/2012/06/12/12187665-ⓒⓐⓡⓣⓞⓞⓝⓘⓢⓣ-ⓣⓤⓡⓝⓢ-ⓛⓐⓦⓢⓤⓘⓣ-ⓣⓗⓡⓔⓐⓣ-ⓘⓝⓣⓞ-100ⓚ-ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓘⓣⓨ-ⓕⓤⓝⓓⓡⓐⓘⓢⓔⓡ Ⓝⓔⓦⓢ Ⓐⓡⓣⓘⓒⓛⓔ - ⓂⓈⓃⒷⒸ]
*[http://www.popehat.com/2012/06/17/the-oatmeal-v-funnyjunk-part-iv-charles-carreon-sues-everybody/ News Article - PopeHat]
*[ⓗⓣⓣⓟ://ⓦⓦⓦ.ⓟⓞⓟⓔⓗⓐⓣ.ⓒⓞⓜ/2012/06/17/ⓣⓗⓔ-ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ--ⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨⓙⓤⓝⓚ-ⓟⓐⓡⓣ-ⓘⓥ-ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ-ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ-ⓢⓤⓔⓢ-ⓔⓥⓔⓡⓨⓑⓞⓓⓨ/ Ⓝⓔⓦⓢ Ⓐⓡⓣⓘⓒⓛⓔ - ⓅⓞⓟⓔⒽⓐⓣ]
*[http://www.loweringthebar.net/2012/06/carreon-v-the-oatmeal-legal-ethics-or-lack-thereof.html News Article - Lowering The Bar]
*[ⓗⓣⓣⓟ://ⓦⓦⓦ.ⓛⓞⓦⓔⓡⓘⓝⓖⓣⓗⓔⓑⓐⓡ.ⓝⓔⓣ/2012/06/ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ--ⓣⓗⓔ-ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ-ⓛⓔⓖⓐⓛ-ⓔⓣⓗⓘⓒⓢ-ⓞⓡ-ⓛⓐⓒⓚ-ⓣⓗⓔⓡⓔⓞⓕ.ⓗⓣⓜⓛ Ⓝⓔⓦⓢ Ⓐⓡⓣⓘⓒⓛⓔ - Ⓛⓞⓦⓔⓡⓘⓝⓖ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓑⓐⓡ]
*[http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/06/the-persecution-of-charles-carreon/ News Article - Ars Technica]
*[ⓗⓣⓣⓟ://ⓐⓡⓢⓣⓔⓒⓗⓝⓘⓒⓐ.ⓒⓞⓜ/ⓣⓔⓒⓗ-ⓟⓞⓛⓘⓒⓨ/2012/06/ⓣⓗⓔ-ⓟⓔⓡⓢⓔⓒⓤⓣⓘⓞⓝ-ⓞⓕ-ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ-ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ/ Ⓝⓔⓦⓢ Ⓐⓡⓣⓘⓒⓛⓔ - Ⓐⓡⓢ Ⓣⓔⓒⓗⓝⓘⓒⓐ]
*[https://www.eff.org/press/releases/eff-will-represent-oatmeal-creator-fight-against-bizarre-lawsuit-targeting-critical News Article - EFF Support]
*[ⓗⓣⓣⓟⓢ://ⓦⓦⓦ.ⓔⓕⓕ.ⓞⓡⓖ/ⓟⓡⓔⓢⓢ/ⓡⓔⓛⓔⓐⓢⓔⓢ/ⓔⓕⓕ-ⓦⓘⓛⓛ-ⓡⓔⓟⓡⓔⓢⓔⓝⓣ-ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ-ⓒⓡⓔⓐⓣⓞⓡ-ⓕⓘⓖⓗⓣ-ⓐⓖⓐⓘⓝⓢⓣ-ⓑⓘⓩⓐⓡⓡⓔ-ⓛⓐⓦⓢⓤⓘⓣ-ⓣⓐⓡⓖⓔⓣⓘⓝⓖ-ⓒⓡⓘⓣⓘⓒⓐⓛ Ⓝⓔⓦⓢ Ⓐⓡⓣⓘⓒⓛⓔ - ⒺⒻⒻ Ⓢⓤⓟⓟⓞⓡⓣ]


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Ⓢⓤⓜⓜⓐⓡⓨ

Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ ⓐⓚⓐ Ⓒⓗⓤⓒⓚⓛⓔ Ⓕⓤⓒⓚ ⓘⓢ ⓠⓤⓘⓣⓔ ⓟⓞⓢⓢⓘⓑⓛⓨ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓢⓣⓤⓟⓘⓓⓔⓢⓣ ⓟⓔⓡⓢⓞⓝ ⓣⓞ ⓔⓥⓔⓡ ⓜⓐⓝⓐⓖⓔ ⓣⓞ ⓟⓐⓢⓢ ⓐ ⓑⓐⓡ ⓔⓧⓐⓜ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓔⓝⓣⓔⓡ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓛⓔⓖⓐⓛ ⓟⓡⓞⓕⓕⓔⓢⓘⓞⓝ. Ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓐⓝ ⓞⓛⓓ ⓡⓔⓛⓘⓒ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓛⓐⓣⓔ 70ⓢ, ⓔⓐⓡⓛⓨ 80ⓢ ⓑⓡⓐⓝⓓ ⓞⓕ ⓐⓜⓑⓤⓛⓐⓝⓒⓔ ⓒⓗⓐⓢⓔⓡ ⓢⓛⓐⓢⓗ ⓣⓗⓡⓔⓐⓣⓔⓝ ⓣⓞ ⓢⓤⓔ ⓔⓥⓔⓡⓨ ⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ ⓟⓔⓡⓢⓞⓝ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓐ ⓟⓤⓛⓢⓔ ⓢⓣⓨⓛⓔ ⓞⓕ ⓑⓤⓛⓛⓨ-ⓛⓐⓦⓨⓔⓡⓘⓝⓖ. Ⓐⓢⓘⓓⓔ ⓕⓡⓞⓜ ⓑⓔⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓘⓝⓢⓟⓘⓡⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓡⓞⓒⓚⓨ 5 ⓥⓘⓛⓛⓘⓐⓝ, Ⓒⓗⓤⓒⓚⓛⓔⓢ ⓘⓢ ⓒⓤⓡⓡⓔⓝⓣⓛⓨ ⓑⓔⓢⓣ ⓚⓝⓞⓦⓝ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓡⓔⓐⓒⓗⓘⓝⓖ ⓐ ⓛⓔⓥⓔⓛ ⓞⓕ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓢⓞ ⓐⓑⓢⓞⓛⓤⓣⓔⓛⓨ ⓤⓝⓟⓡⓔⓒⓔⓓⓔⓝⓣⓔⓓ ⓘⓝ Ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓡⓝⓔⓣⓢ ⓗⓘⓢⓣⓞⓡⓨ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓖⓞⓝⓔ ⓞⓤⓣ ⓞⓕ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓦⓐⓨ ⓣⓞ ⓣⓡⓨ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓢⓤⓔ ⓜⓐⓙⓞⓡ ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓘⓣⓨ ⓞⓡⓖⓐⓝⓘⓩⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⓢ ⓘⓝ ⓠⓤⓘⓣⓔ ⓟⓞⓢⓢⓘⓑⓛⓨ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓜⓞⓢⓣ ⓕⓐⓘⓛ ⓐⓣⓣⓔⓜⓟⓣ ⓐⓣ ⓣⓡⓨⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓞ "ⓖⓔⓣ ⓑⓐⓒⓚ" ⓐⓣ ⓐⓝⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ ⓟⓔⓡⓢⓞⓝ ⓞⓝ ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓡⓦⓔⓑⓢ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓜⓐⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓗⓘⓜ ⓢⓞ ⓘⓝⓒⓡⓔⓓⓘⓑⓛⓨ ⓑⓤⓣⓣ ⓕⓛⓤⓢⓣⓔⓡⓔⓓ.

Ⓔⓝⓣⓔⓡ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓗⓔⓡⓞ

Ⓣⓗⓔ ⓗⓔⓡⓞ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓢⓣⓞⓡⓨ ⓘⓢ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ, ⓐ ⓟⓞⓟⓤⓛⓐⓡ ⓦⓔⓑ ⓒⓞⓜⓘⓒ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ'ⓢ ⓢⓣⓨⓛⓘⓩⓔⓓ ⓐⓕⓣⓔⓡ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓔⓝⓡⓐⓖⓔⓓ ⓒⓡⓐⓨⓞⓝ ⓓⓡⓘⓑⓑⓛⓘⓝⓖⓢ ⓞⓕ ⓐ ⓢⓟⓐⓢⓣⓘⓒⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⓗⓞⓡⓜⓞⓝⓐⓛ ⓢⓔⓥⓔⓝⓣⓗ ⓖⓡⓐⓓⓔⓡ ⓢⓣⓡⓤⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓕⓤⓒⓚ ⓞⓤⓣ ⓞⓝ Ⓟⓘⓧⓘⓔ Ⓢⓣⓘⓧ ⓐⓝⓓ Ⓟⓔⓟⓢⓘ. Ⓓⓤⓔ ⓣⓞ ⓘⓣⓢ ⓢⓣⓤⓝⓝⓘⓝⓖ ⓥⓘⓢⓤⓐⓛ ⓠⓤⓐⓛⓘⓣⓨ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓤⓑⓔⓡ ⓢⓞⓟⓗⓘⓢⓣⓘⓒⓐⓣⓔⓓ ⓗⓤⓜⓞⓡ ⓘⓣ ⓗⓐⓢ ⓑⓔⓒⓞⓜⓔ ⓦⓘⓛⓓⓛⓨ ⓟⓞⓟⓤⓛⓐⓡ, ⓑⓞⓐⓢⓣⓘⓝⓖ ⓐ ⓕⓐⓝⓣⓐⓡⓓ ⓕⓞⓛⓛⓞⓦⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓢⓟⓐⓝⓢ ⓞⓥⓔⓡ ⓐ ⓗⓐⓛⓕ ⓜⓘⓛⓛⓘⓞⓝ ⓢⓗⓔⓔⓟⓛⓔ!

Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓢⓣⓞⓡⓨ Ⓑⓔⓖⓘⓝⓢ

Ⓓⓤⓔ ⓣⓞ ⓘⓣⓢ ⓟⓞⓟⓤⓛⓐⓡⓘⓣⓨ ⓐⓝ ⓔⓝⓓⓛⓔⓢⓢ ⓢⓦⓐⓡⓜ ⓞⓕ 13 ⓨⓔⓐⓡ ⓞⓛⓓ ⓑⓞⓨⓢ ⓑⓔⓖⓐⓝ ⓟⓘⓢⓢⓘⓝⓖ ⓐⓛⓛ ⓞⓥⓔⓡ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ'ⓢ ⓒⓞⓟⓨⓡⓘⓖⓗⓣⓢ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓢⓣⓐⓡⓣⓔⓓ ⓜⓐⓢⓢ ⓓⓘⓢⓣⓡⓘⓑⓤⓣⓘⓝⓖ ⓐⓝⓓ "ⓢⓗⓐⓡⓘⓝⓖ" ⓗⓘⓢ ⓦⓞⓡⓚ ⓞⓝ ⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ ⓟⓞⓟⓤⓛⓐⓡ ⓦⓔⓑⓢⓘⓣⓔⓢ ⓦⓗⓘⓒⓗ ⓣⓗⓔⓝ ⓟⓡⓞⓕⓘⓣⓔⓓ ⓞⓕⓕ ⓞⓕ ⓘⓣ ⓥⓘⓐ ⓣⓗⓔⓘⓡ ⓞⓦⓝ ⓐⓓ ⓑⓐⓝⓝⓔⓡⓢ, ⓜⓞⓢⓣ ⓝⓞⓣⓐⓑⓛⓨ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓘⓡⓞⓝⓘⓒⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⓤⓝⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨ Ⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨ Ⓙⓤⓝⓚ ⓦⓔⓑⓢⓘⓣⓔ.

Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ ⓞⓡⓘⓖⓘⓝⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⓒⓡⓘⓔⓓ ⓕⓞⓤⓛ ⓐⓖⓐⓘⓝⓢⓣ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓤⓝⓦⓐⓝⓣⓔⓓ ⓐⓢⓢ ⓡⓐⓟⓔ ⓞⓕ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓐⓡⓣ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓓⓔⓜⓐⓝⓓⓔⓓ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓘⓜⓐⓖⓔⓢ ⓑⓔ ⓡⓔⓜⓞⓥⓔⓓ ⓕⓡⓞⓜ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓢⓘⓣⓔ. Ⓗⓞⓦⓔⓥⓔⓡ ⓗⓔ ⓠⓤⓘⓒⓚⓛⓨ ⓡⓔⓐⓛⓘⓩⓔⓓ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓕⓤⓣⓘⓛⓘⓣⓨ ⓞⓕ ⓗⓐⓥⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓞ ⓕⓘⓛⓔ ⒹⓂⒸⒶ ⓣⓐⓚⓔ-ⓓⓞⓦⓝ ⓡⓔⓠⓤⓔⓢⓣⓢ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓔⓥⓔⓡⓨ ⓢⓘⓝⓖⓛⓔ ⓟⓘⓛⓕⓔⓡⓔⓓ ⓟⓗⓞⓣⓞ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓒⓞⓤⓛⓓ ⓙⓤⓢⓣ ⓑⓔ ⓡⓔⓤⓟⓛⓞⓐⓓⓔⓓ ⓐⓖⓐⓘⓝ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓐⓖⓐⓘⓝ ⓑⓨ ⓓⓘⓕⓕⓔⓡⓔⓝⓣ ⓤⓢⓔⓡⓢ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓘⓝⓢⓣⓔⓐⓓ ⓒⓗⓞⓢⓔ ⓣⓞ ⓜⓞⓒⓚ ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨ Ⓙⓤⓝⓚ ⓦⓔⓑⓢⓘⓣⓔ ⓘⓝ ⓢⓐⓣⓘⓡⓘⓒⓐⓛ, ⓒⓞⓜⓔⓓⓘⓒ ⓕⓐⓢⓗⓘⓞⓝ.

Ⓑⓔⓛⓘⓔⓥⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓣⓞ ⓑⓔ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓔⓝⓓ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓦⓗⓞⓛⓔ ⓐⓕⓕⓐⓘⓡ, Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ ⓦⓔⓝⓣ ⓞⓝ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓛⓘⓕⓔ ⓐⓢ ⓤⓢⓤⓐⓛ, ⓛⓔⓐⓥⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓦⓗⓞⓛⓔ ⓜⓔⓢⓢ ⓑⓔⓗⓘⓝⓓ ⓣⓗⓔⓜ.

Ⓞⓝⓔ Ⓨⓔⓐⓡ Ⓛⓐⓣⓔⓡ

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Ⓔⓝⓣⓔⓡ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓥⓘⓛⓛⓐⓘⓝ, Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ! Ⓐⓛⓜⓞⓢⓣ ⓔⓧⓐⓒⓣⓛⓨ ⓞⓝⓔ ⓨⓔⓐⓡ ⓛⓐⓣⓔⓡ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓢⓔⓡⓥⓔⓓ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓛⓔⓖⓐⓛ ⓟⓐⓟⓔⓡⓢ ⓕⓡⓞⓜ Ⓒⓗⓤⓒⓚⓛⓔⓢ ⓞⓝ ⓑⓔⓗⓐⓛⓕ ⓞⓕ Ⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨ Ⓙⓤⓝⓚ, ⓓⓔⓜⓐⓝⓓⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ ⓟⓐⓨ ⓗⓘⓜ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓒⓛⓘⓔⓝⓣ ⓉⓌⒺⓃⓉⓎ ⓉⒽⓄⓊⓈⒶⓃⒹ ⒹⓄⓁⓁⒶⓇⓈ ⓕⓞⓡ <ⓢⓣⓡⓘⓚⓔ>ⓢⓣⓔⓐⓛⓘⓝⓖ</ⓢⓣⓡⓘⓚⓔ> ⓗⓞⓢⓣⓘⓝⓖ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓤⓝⓛⓘⓒⓔⓝⓢⓔⓓ ⓒⓞⓜⓘⓒ ⓞⓝ ⓣⓗⓔⓘⓡ ⓢⓘⓣⓔ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓟⓐⓢⓣ ⓣⓗⓡⓔⓔ ⓨⓔⓐⓡⓢ.

Ⓣⓗⓔⓘⓡ ⓡⓔⓐⓢⓞⓝ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓙⓤⓢⓣⓘⓕⓘⓒⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓞⓥⓔⓡⓛⓨ ⓞⓑⓥⓘⓞⓤⓢ ⓐⓣⓣⓔⓜⓟⓣ ⓐⓣ ⓞⓤⓣⓡⓘⓖⓗⓣ ⓛⓐⓤⓖⓗⓐⓑⓛⓔ ⓔⓧⓣⓞⓡⓣⓘⓞⓝ/ⓑⓛⓐⓒⓚⓜⓐⓘⓛ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ ⓗⓐⓓ ⓜⓐⓓⓔ ⓕⓤⓝ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓔⓜ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓢⓣⓔⓐⓛⓘⓝⓖ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓦⓞⓡⓚ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓘⓣ ~ⓣⓞⓣⓐⓛⓛⓨ~ ⓡⓤⓘⓝⓔⓓ ⓣⓗⓔⓘⓡ ⓔ-ⓡⓔⓟⓤⓣⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓞⓝ ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓡⓦⓔⓑⓢ!

Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓗⓔⓡⓞ Ⓢⓣⓡⓘⓚⓔⓢ Ⓑⓐⓒⓚ

ⓣⓗⓤⓜⓑ|ⓡⓘⓖⓗⓣ|<ⓒⓔⓝⓣⓔⓡ>ⒺⓅⒾⒸ ⓁⓊⓁⓏ!</ⓒⓔⓝⓣⓔⓡ> Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ, ⓝⓞⓣ ⓕⓘⓝⓓⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓔⓢⓔ ⓣⓗⓡⓔⓐⓣⓢ ⓞⓕ ⓔⓧⓣⓞⓡⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓕⓡⓞⓜ ⒻⓤⓝⓝⓨⒿⓤⓝⓚ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓣⓗⓔⓘⓡ ⓑⓤⓛⓛⓨ-ⓛⓐⓦⓨⓔⓡ ⓣⓞ ⓑⓔ ⓐⓣ ⓐⓛⓛ ⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨ, ⓓⓔⓒⓘⓓⓔⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓕⓘⓖⓗⓣ ⓕⓘⓡⓔ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓦⓐⓣⓔⓡ! Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ ⓣⓤⓡⓝⓔⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓒⓞⓜⓔⓓⓨ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓒⓞⓜⓘⓒⓢ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓒⓡⓔⓐⓣⓔⓓ ⓐ ⓗⓘⓛⓐⓡⓘⓞⓤⓢ ⓕⓤⓝⓓⓡⓐⓘⓢⓔⓡ ⓞⓤⓣ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓢⓘⓣⓤⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ. Ⓗⓘⓢ ⓖⓞⓐⓛ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓣⓞ ⓣⓡⓨ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓡⓐⓘⓢⓔ ⓣⓗⓔ $20,000 ⓔⓧⓣⓞⓡⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓓⓔⓜⓐⓝⓓ ⓥⓘⓐ ⓓⓞⓝⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⓢ, ⓞⓝⓛⓨ ⓘⓝⓢⓣⓔⓐⓓ ⓞⓕ ⓕⓞⓡⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓘⓣ ⓞⓥⓔⓡ ⓣⓞ Ⓒⓗⓤⓒⓚⓛⓔ Ⓕⓤⓒⓚ Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ ⓗⓔ ⓦⓞⓤⓛⓓ ⓘⓝⓢⓣⓔⓐⓓ ⓣⓐⓚⓔ ⓐ ⓟⓘⓒⓣⓤⓡⓔ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓜⓞⓝⓔⓨ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓢⓔⓝⓓ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓟⓘⓒⓣⓤⓡⓔ ⓣⓞ ⓗⓘⓜ ⓐⓛⓞⓝⓖ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓐ ⓟⓞⓞⓡⓛⓨ ⓓⓡⓐⓦⓝ ⓂⓈ Ⓟⓐⓘⓝⓣ ⓟⓘⓒⓣⓤⓡⓔ ⓞⓕ Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ'ⓢ ⓜⓞⓜ ⓜⓐⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓛⓞⓥⓔ ⓣⓞ ⓐ ⓑⓔⓐⓡ. Ⓣⓗⓔ ⓜⓞⓝⓔⓨ ⓦⓞⓤⓛⓓ ⓣⓗⓔⓝ ⓘⓝ ⓣⓤⓡⓝ ⓑⓔ ⓓⓞⓝⓐⓣⓔⓓ ⓣⓞ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓝⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⓐⓛ Ⓦⓘⓛⓓⓛⓘⓕⓔ Ⓕⓔⓓⓔⓡⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓐⓝⓓ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓐⓜⓔⓡⓘⓒⓐⓝ Ⓒⓐⓝⓒⓔⓡ Ⓢⓞⓒⓘⓔⓣⓨ.

Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓡⓝⓔⓣⓢ Ⓡⓔⓢⓟⓞⓝⓓ

ⓣⓗⓤⓜⓑ|ⓡⓘⓖⓗⓣ|<ⓒⓔⓝⓣⓔⓡ>ⒺⓅⒾⒸ ⓂⓄⓃⒺⓎⓏ!</ⓒⓔⓝⓣⓔⓡ> Ⓣⓗⓔ ⓘⓝⓒⓡⓔⓓⓘⓑⓛⓔ ⓢⓤⓒⓒⓔⓢⓢ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓕⓤⓝⓓⓡⓐⓘⓢⓔⓡ ⓗⓐⓢ, ⓣⓗⓤⓢ ⓕⓐⓡ, ⓑⓔⓔⓝ ⓐⓑⓢⓞⓛⓤⓣⓔⓛⓨ ⓜⓞⓝⓤⓜⓔⓝⓣⓐⓛ ⓣⓞ ⓢⓐⓨ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓛⓔⓐⓢⓣ ⓑⓘⓣ. Ⓣⓗⓔ ⓞⓡⓘⓖⓘⓝⓐⓛ $20,000 ⓖⓞⓐⓛ ⓗⓐⓢ ⓛⓞⓝⓖ ⓑⓔⓔⓝ ⓢⓤⓡⓟⓐⓢⓢⓔⓓ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓢⓞⓜⓔ ⓔⓢⓣⓘⓜⓐⓣⓔ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓑⓨ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓣⓘⓜⓔ ⓘⓣ'ⓢ ⓞⓥⓔⓡ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ ⓜⓐⓨ ⓗⓐⓥⓔ ⓖⓔⓝⓔⓡⓐⓣⓔⓓ ⓡⓞⓤⓖⓗⓛⓨ ⓐ ⓆⓊⒶⓇⓉⒺⓇ ⓂⒾⓁⓁⒾⓄⓃ ⒹⓄⓁⓁⒶⓇⓈ ⓘⓝ ⓕⓤⓝⓓⓡⓐⓘⓢⓔⓡ ⓓⓞⓝⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⓢ!

Ⓐⓛⓞⓝⓖ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓣⓗⓔⓢⓔ ⓓⓞⓝⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⓢ ⓗⓐⓢ ⓞⓕ ⓒⓞⓤⓡⓢⓔ ⓒⓞⓜⓔ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓤⓢⓤⓐⓛ Ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓡⓝⓔⓣ ⓑⓐⓒⓚⓛⓐⓢⓗ ⓞⓕ Ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓡⓝⓔⓣⓢ ⓡⓐⓖⓔ ⓞⓥⓔⓡ ⓦⓗⓐⓣ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓜⓐⓝ ⓐⓝⓓ Ⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨ Ⓙⓤⓝⓚ ⓣⓡⓘⓔⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓓⓞ. Ⓣⓞ ⓢⓣⓔⓐⓛ ⓐⓝ ⓐⓡⓣⓘⓢⓣⓢ ⓦⓞⓡⓚ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓣⓗⓔⓝ ⓣⓤⓡⓝ ⓐⓡⓞⓤⓝⓓ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓣⓡⓨ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓢⓣⓔⓐⓛ ⓗⓤⓖⓔ ⓢⓤⓜⓢ ⓞⓕ ⓒⓐⓢⓗ ⓕⓡⓞⓜ ⓣⓗⓔⓜ ⓞⓑⓥⓘⓞⓤⓢⓛⓨ ⓓⓘⓓⓝ'ⓣ ⓢⓘⓣ ⓦⓔⓛⓛ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ...ⓦⓔⓛⓛ, ⒶⓃⓎⓄⓃⒺ! Ⓐⓢ ⓢⓤⓒⓗ, ⓔⓥⓔⓡⓨ ⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ ⓓⓞⓞⓡⓚⓝⓞⓑ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓐ ⓒⓞⓜⓟⓤⓣⓔⓡ ⓘⓜⓜⓔⓓⓘⓐⓣⓔⓛⓨ ⓢⓣⓐⓡⓣⓔⓓ ⓕⓘⓡⓘⓝⓖ ⓞⓕⓕ ⓗⓐⓣⓔ ⓕⓘⓛⓛⓔⓓ ⓔ-ⓜⓐⓘⓛⓢ, ⓔⓝⓡⓐⓖⓔⓓ ⓟⓗⓞⓝⓔ ⓒⓐⓛⓛⓢ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓔⓥⓔⓡⓨ ⓜⓐⓝⓝⓔⓡ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓡⓔⓐⓣⓔⓝⓘⓝⓖ ⓝⓐⓢⓣⓘⓝⓔⓢⓢ ⓘⓜⓐⓖⓘⓝⓐⓑⓛⓔ.

Ⓔⓟⓘⓒ Ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓔⓝⓈⓤⓔⓢ

<ⓣⓐⓑⓛⓔ> <ⓣⓡ> <ⓣⓓ Ⓥⓐⓛⓘⓖⓝ=ⓣⓞⓟ> Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ, ⓐ ⓟⓔⓡⓢⓞⓝ ⓞⓕ ⓢⓣⓡⓞⓝⓖ Ⓙⓔⓦⓘⓢⓗ ⓕⓐⓘⓣⓗ, ⓦⓐⓢ ⓢⓘⓜⓟⓛⓨ ⓈⒽⓄⒸⓀⒺⒹ ⓑⓨ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓣⓤⓡⓝ ⓞⓕ ⓔⓥⓔⓝⓣⓢ. Ⓣⓗⓔ ⓔⓝⓓⓛⓔⓢⓢ ⓘⓝⓢⓤⓛⓣⓢ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓥⓔⓡⓑⓐⓛ ⓐⓣⓣⓐⓒⓚⓢ ⓞⓝ ⓗⓘⓜ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓟⓔⓡⓢⓞⓝⓐⓛ "ⓕⓡⓐⓝⓒⓗⓘⓢⓔ" ⓦⓔⓡⓔ ⓞⓝⓔ ⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖ, ⓑⓤⓣ ⓣⓞ ⓗⓐⓥⓔ ⓢⓞⓜⓔⓞⓝⓔ ⓦⓐⓥⓘⓝⓖ ⓐⓡⓞⓤⓝⓓ ⓐ ⓠⓤⓐⓡⓣⓔⓡ ⓜⓘⓛⓛⓘⓞⓝ ⓓⓞⓛⓛⓐⓡⓢ ⓘⓝ ⓗⓘⓢ Ⓙⓔⓦ ⓕⓐⓒⓔ ⓛⓘⓚⓔ ⓘⓣ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓒⓐⓝⓓⓨ, ⓦⓔⓛⓛ ⓝⓞⓦ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓙⓤⓢⓣ ⓒⓡⓞⓢⓢⓘⓝⓖ ⓐ ⓛⓘⓝⓔ!

Ⓘⓝ ⓡⓔⓣⓐⓛⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ Ⓒⓗⓤⓒⓚⓛⓔⓢ ⓓⓔⓒⓘⓓⓔⓓ ⓘⓣ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓝⓞ ⓛⓞⓝⓖⓔⓡ ⓐⓑⓞⓤⓣ Ⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨ Ⓙⓤⓝⓚ ⓥⓢ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ, ⓑⓤⓣ ⓐⓑⓞⓤⓣ Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ ⓥⓢ ⓉⒽⒺ ⒾⓃⓉⒺⓇⓌⒺⒷⓈ!

Ⓗⓔ ⓡⓔⓢⓟⓞⓝⓓⓔⓓ ⓘⓜⓜⓔⓓⓘⓐⓣⓔⓛⓨ ⓑⓨ ⓕⓘⓛⓘⓝⓖ ⓛⓞⓛⓢⓤⓘⓣⓢ ⓛⓔⓕⓣ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓡⓘⓖⓗⓣ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓝⓔⓐⓡⓛⓨ ⓣⓦⓔⓝⓣⓨ ⓗⓞⓤⓡⓢ ⓢⓣⓡⓐⓘⓖⓗⓣ. Ⓘⓝ ⓐⓓⓓⓘⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓣⓞ ⓢⓤⓘⓝⓖ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ, ⓨⓞⓤ, ⓤⓡ ⓜⓞⓜ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓗⓐⓛⓕ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓒⓐⓢⓣ ⓞⓕ Ⓡⓞⓒⓚⓨ Ⓥ, Ⓒⓗⓤⓒⓚⓛⓔⓢ ⓕⓘⓖⓤⓡⓔⓓ ⓘⓣ ⓦⓞⓤⓛⓓ ⓑⓔ ⓐⓝ ~ⓔⓧⓒⓔⓛⓛⓔⓝⓣ~ ⓘⓓⓔⓐ ⓣⓞ ⓈⓊⒺ ⓉⒽⒺ ⒸⒽⒶⓇⒾⓉⒾⒺⓈ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓞⓐⓣⓜⓔⓐⓛ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓡⓐⓘⓢⓘⓝⓖ ⓜⓞⓝⓔⓨ ⓕⓞⓡ! ಠ_ಠ </ⓣⓓ> <ⓣⓓ> <ⓨⓞⓤⓣⓤⓑⓔ>ⓖⓞⒺ0ⓩⒽⓎⓧ2ⓡ4</ⓨⓞⓤⓣⓤⓑⓔ> </ⓣⓓ> </ⓣⓡ> </ⓣⓐⓑⓛⓔ>

Ⓢⓔⓛⓕ-Ⓘⓜⓟⓞⓡⓣⓐⓝⓣ Ⓓⓔⓛⓤⓢⓘⓞⓝⓢ Ⓞⓕ Ⓡⓘⓖⓗⓣⓔⓞⓤⓢ Ⓖⓡⓐⓝⓓⓔⓤⓡ

Ⓘⓝ ⓦⓗⓐⓣ ⓒⓐⓝ ⓞⓝⓛⓨ ⓑⓔ ⓓⓔⓢⓒⓡⓘⓑⓔⓓ ⓐⓢ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓐⓑⓢⓞⓛⓤⓣⓔ ⓜⓞⓢⓣ ⓡⓔⓣⓐⓡⓓⓔⓓ ⓛⓔⓖⓐⓛ ⓓⓔⓒⓘⓢⓘⓞⓝ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓔ 21ⓢⓣ ⓒⓔⓝⓣⓤⓡⓨ, Ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓛⓔⓢ, Ⓒⓗⓤⓒⓚⓛⓔ Ⓕⓤⓒⓚ, Ⓒⓐⓡⓡⓔⓞⓝ ⓤⓝⓐⓑⓐⓢⓗⓔⓓⓛⓨ ⓢⓤⓔⓓ ⓑⓞⓣⓗ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓐⓜⓔⓡⓘⓒⓐⓝ Ⓒⓐⓝⓒⓔⓡ Ⓢⓞⓒⓘⓔⓣⓨ ⓐⓝⓓ Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓝⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⓐⓛ Ⓦⓘⓛⓓⓛⓘⓕⓔ Ⓕⓔⓓⓔⓡⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ. Ⓐ ⓓⓔⓒⓘⓢⓘⓞⓝ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓦⓘⓛⓛ ⓕⓞⓡⓔⓥⓔⓡ ⓑⓡⓐⓝⓓ ⓗⓘⓜ ⓐⓢ ⓑⓞⓣⓗ ⓐⓝ ⓔⓝⓓⓐⓝⓖⓔⓡⓔⓓ ⓐⓝⓘⓜⓐⓛ ⓚⓘⓛⓛⓔⓡ ⓐⓢ ⓦⓔⓛⓛ ⓐⓢ ⓐ ⓟⓡⓞ-ⓒⓐⓝⓒⓔⓡ ⓢⓤⓟⓟⓞⓡⓣⓔⓡ; ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓜⓐⓝ ⓘⓢ ⓢⓞ ⓣⓗⓘⓒⓚ-ⓗⓔⓐⓓⓔⓓⓛⓨ ⓢⓣⓤⓟⓘⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓝⓣⓗ ⓓⓔⓖⓡⓔⓔ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓗⓔ ~ⓐⓒⓣⓤⓐⓛⓛⓨ~ ⓑⓔⓛⓘⓔⓥⓔⓢ ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓞⓝⓛⓨ ⓘⓝ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓡⓘⓖⓗⓣ, ⓑⓤⓣ ⓘⓢ ⓐⓒⓣⓤⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⒽⒺⓁⓅⒾⓃⒼ ⓕⓤⓝⓓⓡⓐⓘⓢⓘⓝⓖ ⓔⓕⓕⓞⓡⓣⓢ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓦⓞⓡⓛⓓ ⓞⓥⓔⓡ!

Ⓗⓘⓢ ⓜⓔⓝⓣⓐⓛⓘⓣⓨ ⓞⓝ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓘⓢ ⓢⓞ ⓐⓑⓢⓤⓡⓓⓛⓨ ⓘⓓⓘⓞⓣⓘⓒ ⓘⓣ ⓒⓐⓝ'ⓣ ⓔⓥⓔⓝ ⓑⓔ ⓟⓤⓣ ⓘⓝⓣⓞ ⓦⓞⓡⓓⓢ ⓦⓘⓣⓗⓞⓤⓣ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓗⓔⓛⓟ ⓞⓕ ⓒⓡⓐⓨⓞⓝⓢ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓟⓤⓟⓟⓔⓣⓢ ⓣⓞ ⓓⓤⓜⓑ ⓡⓔⓐⓛⓘⓣⓨ ⓞⓝ ⓓⓞⓦⓝ ⓣⓞ ⓐ ⓛⓔⓥⓔⓛ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓒⓞⓤⓛⓓ ⓞⓝⓛⓨ ⓜⓐⓚⓔ ⓢⓔⓝⓢⓔ ⓞⓥⓔⓡ ⓘⓝ Ⓡⓔⓣⓐⓡⓓ Ⓣⓞⓦⓝ. Ⓣⓞ ⓢⓤⓜ ⓘⓣ ⓤⓟ, ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓑⓐⓢⓘⓒⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⓐⓒⓒⓤⓢⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓒⓗⓐⓡⓘⓣⓘⓔⓢ ⓞⓕ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓡⓐⓘⓢⓘⓝⓖ ⓓⓞⓝⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⓢ "ⓟⓡⓞⓟⓔⓡⓛⓨ", ⓘⓝ ⓐⓒⓒⓞⓡⓓⓐⓝⓒⓔ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓞⓦⓝ ⓟⓔⓡⓢⓞⓝⓐⓛ Ⓑⓘⓩⓩⓐⓡⓞ ⓑⓡⓐⓝⓓ ⓞⓕ ⓛⓔⓖⓐⓛⓔⓢⓔ. Ⓘⓝ ⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ ⓦⓞⓡⓓⓢ, ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓤⓟⓢⓔⓣ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓖⓔⓣⓣⓘⓝⓖ ⓐⓝⓨ ⓞⓕ ⓘⓣ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓕⓔⓔⓛⓢ ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓔⓝⓣⓘⓣⓛⓔⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓤⓝⓕⓐⓘⓡ ⓢⓗⓐⓡⓔ ⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓓⓞⓝⓐⓣⓔⓓ Ⓙⓔⓦ ⓖⓞⓛⓓⓢ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓘⓕ ⓗⓔ ⓓⓞⓔⓢⓝ'ⓣ ⓖⓔⓣ ⓐⓝⓨ Ⓙⓔⓦ ⓖⓞⓛⓓ ⓣⓗⓔⓝ ⓃⓄ ⓄⓃⒺ ⓢⓗⓞⓤⓛⓓ ⓖⓔⓣ ⓐⓝⓨ! Ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓔⓢⓢⓔⓝⓣⓘⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⓟⓘⓢⓢⓘⓝⓖ ⓗⓘⓜⓢⓔⓛⓕ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓘⓝⓓⓘⓖⓝⓐⓝⓣ ⓕⓡⓤⓢⓣⓡⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ, ⓗⓞⓟⓘⓝⓖ ⓗⓘⓢ ⓟⓤⓣⓡⓘⓓ ⓢⓣⓔⓝⓒⓗ ⓦⓘⓛⓛ ⓓⓡⓘⓥⓔ ⓔⓥⓔⓡⓨⓞⓝⓔ ⓞⓕⓕ. Ⓐⓢ "ⓜⓐⓝ-ⓣⓐⓝⓣⓡⓤⓜⓢ" ⓖⓞ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓘⓢ ⓞⓝ ⓐ ⓢⓒⓐⓛⓔ ⓢⓞ ⓕⓐⓡ ⓑⓔⓨⓞⓝⓓ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓘⓣ'ⓢ ⓐⓛⓜⓞⓢⓣ ⓘⓝⓓⓔⓢⓒⓡⓘⓑⓐⓑⓛⓔ!

Ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓙⓤⓢⓣ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ, ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓢⓞ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓘⓣ ⓖⓞⓔⓢ ⓦⓐⓨ ⓑⓔⓨⓞⓝⓓ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓦⓔ ⓚⓝⓞⓦ ⓘⓝⓣⓞ ⓐ ⓦⓗⓞⓛⓔ ⓓⓘⓕⓕⓔⓡⓔⓝⓣ ⓓⓘⓜⓔⓝⓢⓘⓞⓝ ⓞⓕ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ. Ⓦⓔ'ⓡⓔ ⓣⓐⓛⓚⓘⓝ ⓣⓡⓐⓝⓢ-ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ. Ⓜⓔⓣⓐ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ. Ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓒⓞⓛⓛⓐⓟⓢⓔⓓ ⓘⓝ ⓞⓝ ⓘⓣⓢⓔⓛⓕ ⓢⓞ ⓕⓐⓡ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓔⓥⓔⓝ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓝⓔⓤⓣⓡⓞⓝⓢ ⓗⓐⓥⓔ ⓒⓞⓛⓛⓐⓟⓢⓔⓓ. Ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓖⓞⓣⓣⓔⓝ ⓢⓞ ⓓⓔⓝⓢⓔ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓝⓞ ⓢⓔⓝⓢⓔ ⓞⓕ ⓓⓘⓖⓝⓘⓣⓨ ⓒⓐⓝ ⓟⓞⓢⓢⓘⓑⓛⓔ ⓔⓢⓒⓐⓟⓔ. Ⓢⓘⓝⓖⓤⓛⓐⓡⓘⓣⓨ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ. Ⓑⓛⓐⓩⓘⓝⓖ ⓜⓘⓓ-ⓓⓐⓨ ⓢⓤⓝ ⓞⓝ Ⓜⓔⓡⓒⓤⓡⓨ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ. Ⓚⓘⓣⓣⓨ ⓛⓘⓣⓣⓔⓡ ⓑⓞⓧ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ. Ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓒⓤⓡⓡⓔⓝⓣⓛⓨ ⓔⓜⓘⓣⓣⓘⓝⓖ ⓜⓞⓡⓔ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓘⓝ ⓞⓝⓔ ⓢⓔⓒⓞⓝⓓ ⓣⓗⓐⓝ ⓞⓤⓡ ⓔⓝⓣⓘⓡⓔ ⓖⓐⓛⓐⓧⓨ ⓔⓜⓘⓣⓢ ⓘⓝ ⓐ ⓨⓔⓐⓡ. Ⓠⓤⓐⓢⓐⓡ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ. Ⓝⓞⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖ ⓘⓝ ⓞⓤⓡ ⓤⓝⓘⓥⓔⓡⓢⓔ ⓒⓐⓝ ⓡⓔⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⓑⓔ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ; ⓤⓝⓛⓔⓢⓢ ⓗⓔ'ⓢ ⓙⓤⓢⓣ ⓢⓞⓜⓔ ⓟⓡⓘⓜⓞⓡⓓⓘⓐⓛ ⓕⓡⓐⓖⓜⓔⓝⓣ ⓕⓡⓞⓜ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓞⓡⓘⓖⓘⓝⓐⓛ ⓑⓘⓖ ⓑⓐⓝⓖ ⓞⓕ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ. Ⓢⓞⓜⓔ ⓟⓤⓡⓔ ⓔⓢⓢⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⓞⓕ ⓐ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓢⓞ ⓒⓞⓜⓟⓛⓔⓣⓔⓛⓨ ⓤⓝⓒⓞⓝⓣⓐⓜⓘⓝⓐⓣⓔⓓ ⓑⓨ ⓐⓝⓨⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖ ⓔⓛⓢⓔ ⓐⓢ ⓣⓞ ⓑⓔ ⓑⓔⓨⓞⓝⓓ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓛⓐⓦⓢ ⓞⓕ ⓟⓗⓨⓢⓘⓒⓢ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓦⓔ ⓚⓝⓞⓦ. Ⓘ'ⓜ ⓢⓞⓡⓡⓨ, Ⓘ ⓒⓐⓝ'ⓣ ⓖⓞ ⓞⓝ, ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓘⓢ ⓙⓤⓢⓣ ⓐⓝ ⓔⓟⓘⓟⓗⓐⓝⓨ ⓞⓕ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓗⓤⓡⓣ!

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