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The Aurora Shooting occured [[ | [[File:Go Fuck Yourself, Sociopathic Brony Scum.jpg|thumb|right|The [[brony]] community were quick to offer their condolences to the survivors.]] | ||
His final score was 12 frags and 38 almost raped in FPS single player. This has caused alot of bawling and [[butthurt]] due to the fact that some dumbasses claimed he was dressed up as the | |||
The Aurora Shooting occured [[last Thursday]] when our hero, James Holmes diecided to liberate the citzens of [[Batman|Gotham]] by going a [[School shooting|mass act of pwnage]] on the quest for highscore. Sadly he was nowhere near the high score achieved by [[Anders Behring Breivik]]. | |||
His final score was 12 frags and 38 almost raped in FPS single player. This has caused alot of bawling and [[butthurt]] due to the fact that some dumbasses claimed he was dressed up as the Joker. Even though he was wearing a [[Gas Mask Girl|gas mask]], riot gear and [[goth|black clothes]] The fun ended when he gave up and [[Camper|hiding behind a car]] he should of [[An hero| an heroed]] but he was proboly to tired from all his hard work. | |||
== Early life == | == Early life == | ||
No one knew him because he had no | No one knew him because he had no friends and was [[emo]]. | ||
== The Attack== | == The Attack== | ||
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==Motive== | ==Motive== | ||
None are none at this time. But [[Some argue|some say]] he did it because he was liberating the residents of gotham city. | None are none at this time. But [[Some argue|some say]] he did it because he was liberating the residents of gotham city. Although he probably did it for the highscore or the [[lulz]] | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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*[[Colorado]] | *[[Colorado]] | ||
*[[Batman]] | *[[Batman]] | ||
*[[Anders Behring | *[[Anders Behring Breivik]] | ||
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The Aurora Shooting occured last Thursday when our hero, James Holmes diecided to liberate the citzens of Gotham by going a mass act of pwnage on the quest for highscore. Sadly he was nowhere near the high score achieved by Anders Behring Breivik.
His final score was 12 frags and 38 almost raped in FPS single player. This has caused alot of bawling and butthurt due to the fact that some dumbasses claimed he was dressed up as the Joker. Even though he was wearing a gas mask, riot gear and black clothes The fun ended when he gave up and hiding behind a car he should of an heroed but he was proboly to tired from all his hard work.
Early life
No one knew him because he had no friends and was emo.
The Attack
Class Setup:
Primary: Ar-15 w/Extened mags/Undermount Shotgun
Secondary: Glock 22 Akimbo
Equitment: Claymore (booby trap irl) Tactical Grenade: Smoke Grenade
- Perk 1: Flak Jacket(he has kevlar)
- Perk 2: Warlord Pro
- Perk 3: Tectical Mask (he had a gas mask)
His first step was he opened the emergency door and then went back to get his stuff.Somehow unoticed. He then preceded to throw a smoke grenade in the theatre. People though this was part of the movie. But then Holmes Sprayed bullets every where. People were at first confused but the terried. At the end 12 people were pwned and 38 were almost raped. He then proceded to go behind a car and curl up like puusy instead of trying to increase his score.
The attack was somewhat of a sucess as his kdr was positive, however his accuracy was only 18% proving that Anders Behring Breivik did it better.
The irony
He took so much shit with him (bulletproof vest) but then didn't shoot at police
Motive
None are none at this time. But some say he did it because he was liberating the residents of gotham city. Although he probably did it for the highscore or the lulz