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Image:ZOMGLOLGURO.jpg|Typical Chinese restaurant kitchen.
Image:ZOMGLOLGURO.jpg|Typical Chinese restaurant kitchen.
Image:Canned_peaches.png|Everybody knows that canned fruit is made in factories from [[16 year old girls | 16 year old]] [[azns]].
File:С& peaches.jpg|Everybody knows that canned fruit is made in factories from [[16 year old girls | 16 year old]] [[azns]].
Image:guroemo.jpg|Ero-guro depicting a typical [[emo]] girl.
Image:guroemo.jpg|Ero-guro depicting a typical [[emo]] girl.
Image:gurogirls.jpg|Great success!
Image:gurogirls.jpg|Great success!
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Image:Notmaou11.jpg|[[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR|Christ on a Cross!!!]]
Image:Notmaou11.jpg|[[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR|Christ on a Cross!!!]]
Image:BunnyGuro.jpg|Sometimes Furries will join in on the fun.
Image:BunnyGuro.jpg|Sometimes Furries will join in on the fun.
Image:TastyCock.jpg|Delicious [[cock]], [[Vore|I must eat it]].
Image:TastyCock1.jpg|Delicious [[cock]], [[Vore|I must eat it]].
Image:MEGA WTF!!!!!.jpg|[[Truth|Will give anyone a boner.]]
Image:MEGA WTF!!!!!.jpg|[[Truth|Will give anyone a boner.]]
Image:gurocest.jpg|Combines two of [[hentai]]'s specialties: [[Incest]] and guro.
Image:gurocest.jpg|Combines two of [[hentai]]'s specialties: [[Incest]] and guro.
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Image:GOREGIRLGUTS1.jpg|WTF happened to this bitch?
Image:GOREGIRLGUTS1.jpg|WTF happened to this bitch?
Image:killedbyloli.jpg|What happens when [[dumbass|you]] let go of the knife when trying [[OJ Simpson|to make guro]] out of a [[loli]].
Image:killedbyloli.jpg|What happens when [[dumbass|you]] let go of the knife when trying [[OJ Simpson|to make guro]] out of a [[loli]].
Image:Failuretomakeguro.jpg|Also,this.
Image:Failuretomakeguro.jpg|Also, this.
Image:Mspaintguro.jpg|Guro can also be made in paint
Image:Mspaintguro.jpg|Guro can also be made in paint
Image:Naziguroshota.jpg|HOLY SHIT! IZ DAT SUM [[Nazi|NAZI]] [[guro|GURO]] [[shotacon|SHOTA]]!!??
Image:Naziguroshota.jpg|HOLY SHIT! IZ DAT SUM [[Nazi|NAZI]] [[guro|GURO]] [[shotacon|SHOTA]]!!??
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Image:GuroHoles.jpg|Guro, [[scat]], and loli come together in a delicious trifecta of WTFery.
Image:GuroHoles.jpg|Guro, [[scat]], and loli come together in a delicious trifecta of WTFery.
Image:Akazukin.jpg|Don't you wish you were that guy.
Image:Akazukin.jpg|Don't you wish you were that guy.
Image:Self disemboweling.jpg|NOTHING LIKE [[an hero|RIPPING OUT YOUR OWN ORGANS]] TO GIVE TO [[sick fucks|SOMEONE YOU LOVE]].
File:Lol Guro.jpg|Some lulzy [[Japan|Wappanese]] practice, rip a virgin so she piss her pants
Image:Poorgirl.JPG|[[Awesome|Eh, yeah...]]
Image:Feeding Entrails To The Dog.jpg|[[Awesome|Eh, yeah...]]
Image:Guro penis necklace.jpg|A [[feminist]] makes a necklace out of [[shotacon|tiny penises]].
Image:Guro penis necklace.jpg|A [[feminist]] makes a necklace out of [[shotacon|tiny penises]].
Image:Guropasttime.jpg|Typical Japaneses schoolchildren.
Image:Guropasttime.jpg|Typical Japaneses schoolchildren.
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Image:Paint Guro.JPG|Making guro is easy if you have [[paint]]!
Image:Paint Guro.JPG|Making guro is easy if you have [[paint]]!
Image:Guro Gay Dogs.jpg|[[Guro]] + [[gay]] = something nobody but [[Gothzilla]] can fap to.
Image:Guro Gay Dogs.jpg|[[Guro]] + [[gay]] = something nobody but [[Gothzilla]] can fap to.
Image:GOTHZILLA FURRY EROTIC AUTO CANNIBALISM.jpg|[[Furry]]-[[sick fuck|erotic]] [[self injury|auto]]-[[vore|cannibalization]].... ya know..... for the furries out there...
File:Animu 2girls1cup.jpg|[[2 Girls 1 Cup]] in Anime! Fap to this, you sick ass.
Image:Furrykill2.jpg|You're going to love it.
Image:Furrykill2.jpg|You're going to love it.
Image:Megaman tragedy.jpg|[[Megaman]] guro!!!11
Image:Megaman tragedy.jpg|[[Megaman]] guro!!!11
Image:Bat fuck insane.jpg|Gay, guro poem by some [[sick fuck]] on [[Yahoo Answers]].
Image:Bat fuck insane.jpg|Gay, guro poem by some [[sick fuck]] on [[Yahoo Answers]].
Image:Digimon loli guro.png|[[Digimon]] [[lolicon|loli]] guro
Image:Digimon loli guro.png|[[Digimon]] [[lolicon|loli]] guro
Image:Kodokuna-eye_full_7fix.jpg‎| [[Trancy Mick|Sergal]] guro
File:Guro Hammer.jpg‎|[[HAMMERTIME]]!!!
Image:BananaStickers - blahblahblah.png.jpg|TF2 guro,it's the medic making the sniper cum inside his own body cavity.
Image:BananaStickers - blahblahblah.png.jpg|TF2 guro,it's the medic making the sniper cum inside his own body cavity.
Image:Teh_Ultimate_Guro.jpg|How many torturous fetishes can you spot?She isnt the [[Lie|strongest]] person around.
Image:Teh_Ultimate_Guro.jpg|How many torturous fetishes can you spot?She isnt the [[Lie|strongest]] person around.

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Warning!
Upon examining one image, you'll look at them all and wonder why you're still on this page.
Try as you may, you cannot help but rub your nipples.
Got milk?
Thank you, webcomics.
Women love guro.

Whether it be an image of a disemboweled samurai with a gangrenous, pincushioned scrotum or a 60 ft tall Jello beast using his 13 year old victim's intestines as both a noose and a cockring, no guro image fails to delight with its cheeky inventiveness. As such, guro is a beloved and respected branch of Japanese art, said by many to capture the true essence of daily life-as-lived in Japan through the ages. It is also one of the top fetishes of japan as every anime, game, and film features a sexualized gore scene. Also, to the artists of these things: WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING??

While a "textbook definition" of ero guro (エログロ for you weeaboo faggots) has yet to be seen, the recurring theme definitely consists largely of killing naked anime girls. Usually by means of: big robots, huge ugly as fuck monsters, or twisted psychos with big fucking knives. And almost always with sexual overtones. Because seeing naked anime girls being torn apart is something that seriously needs to be made more erotic. The actual words are based on the phrase "erotic grotesque nonsense" and despite gore being the most popular choice, things like scat are technically included. But even gore-guro fans know that anyone who likes scat is a sick, sick fuck.

You will never see ero-guro with a dead guy unless the dead guy is a zombie/vampire/cyborg (or some combination) that is killing naked women and then fucking either their severed limbs or their torsos. (Unless of course we're talking about Death Note guro, which there are many images of). This is likely because ero-guro fans are basement-dwellers that could only have sex IRL with a woman whom they had dismembered, and who therefore could not escape. Or they are just sick fucks. Whatever. And in ero-guro, you know skull-fuck doesn't mean a blowjob.....

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Fun Facts

Western society quickly caught on.
  • The group of people that look at ero-guro are known as "sick fucks". Now that you are one, click the link to some insight on your new being.
  • Guro is the second top fetish of Japan (First being thigh-high socks) and is featured throughout out almost all ero-games and anime. It is a rule that when a female character gets raped by a monster, tentacles, or gets gangbanged by thugs; she has to die a bloody and gorey death. Puella Magi Madoka Magica for example has recieved its fame from Tomoe Mami's death scene in episode #10 which features both thigh-high socks and guro (although the guro is more of a tease).
  • Snuff Films are the IRL Equivalent of ero-guro.
  • People who love stupid crap like Masters of Horror will never admit they fap to this.
  • Uziga Waita, the lovable old grandfather who created the beautiful biopic of Hugh Laurie's career, entitled Mai-Chan's Daily Life, is considered the godfather of modern Guro manga.
  • Shintaro Kago is another Jap guro artist whose work is specially appreciated on 4chan; he is the beautiful mind behind such gems as Hara-Kiri, in which schoolgirls compete to see whose intestines are most attractive, and The Collection, featuring a batshit stalker who harvests and seals in mylar everything her victim touches, including dude's girlfriend's cervix. Delicious!
  • Walt Disney, the loveable old German, came up with the first Ero-Guro animation, called Beauty and the Beast 2 - Gaston gets Serious.
  • Guro is enjoyed whole-heartedly in England - because the spilled, moistened guts of the baying, wide-eyed "virgin" reminds us of Steak and Kidney pie, The Beatles, Chopper Bikes, etc, etc.
  • Dave Cheung, a pedophile, also likes his guro. He's currently writing his loli-guro-porno Angels Corps (wtf grammar), as well as a so-called clean Chugworth Academy, and murdering little girls in Japan, as well as cowtowing to his fans on Gurochan and doing what they say (as long as they pay him). See an unbiased review on his shit here.

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