Boh3m3

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Boh3m3 loves to please his fans

found on boh3m3s' deviantart.com page. this needle would explain A LOT

YouTubelerity Boh3m3; not to be confused with DiGiTiLsOuL, became an internets lulz all-star for his infamous Darfur conflict awareness meltdown on Stickam. Boh3m3 is also infamous for being a pompous asshole and YouTube-maniac.

A self-confessed "LoudMouth Smartarse", Boh3m3 used to be (like DiGiTiLsOuL) a LoudMouth Fatass, but he deleted the video proof before ED could document it. He is constantly angry and concerned that he hasn't yet been picked up by MTV, despite being featured by YouTube several times.

Currently, Ben is psychotically paranoid that the migration of bona-fide celebrities such as Paris Hilton and P. Diddy; together with Networks such as CBS and NBC, means he is gonna blow his opportunity of escaping Alabama (?what opportunity?) and hitting the Big-Time.

Ultimately, Ben seems to think that the $10,000 a month lonelygirl15 is pulling in ad revenue is the equivalent of Canada's GDP, despite the fact that once they have paid the actors, crew and staff writers they still don't have a pot to piss in. This fact confirms he is in fact a FUCKIN' IDIOT, and easily gets upset by digg articles that mention he signed with Viacom / MTV productions to clean toilets. Recently after having another nervous breakdown over Viacom (MTV), Ben claimed he won't return to YouTube until he gets quote, "... a billion dollars and a Lamborghini..." Currently, Ben lost all sense of reality and moved to the ghettos of Los Angeles to become "famous." Most argue that he technically became "unfamous" when he left his bedroom in Alabama behind.

Lulz have recently ensued when on 5/30/07, boh3m3 posted an apparent music video he had co-directed. The bitch claimed that the man he worked with knew David Carradine and that's why they were able to get him in the video. Turns out that neither of the two know Mr. Carradine, and that they just took clips from a movie titled 'Bleeding Vegas' (not listed on IMDB) and stuck them in the video. That means the only "directing" boh3m3 did was film a hoe and three Emo faggots jumping around a couch. The video also generated a hilarious response from an extremely man-da-harpoons fat man.

Ben Going Professional Failure

	“	I fucked her (thehill88) til her ears bled	„
	—boh3m3 while on stickam

	“	It's really about finding out what you do best and putting it out there," according to Ben Going, an Alabama (future and former) waiter all-star who as "boh3m3" (www.boh3m3.net) bitches about the internets with an iron fist.	„
	—I'm a fat guy.

	“	I have no friends,	„
	—said Ben one day, following it up with, Now I have to go, I'm gonna go meet my buddy Tim and work on our movie script.

	“	You fucking dingleberry,	„
	—Ben's best assault in an effort to insult a man who was verbally attacking him.

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