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Back in 2009, Pacific Gas & Electric (PG&E) did an internal review of their company and the results were not by any means positive. The investigation revealed that 25% of the PG&E ground workforce was untrained or undertrained, as well as numerous employees were poorly informed about proper safety procedure, such as proper grounding. In several regions in which PG&E operates, untrained Supervisors lead untrained workers without actually supervising the workers, in many regions as many as 50% of supervisors actually supervised their ground crew less than an average of once a week. Communication between employees and supervisors is minimal at best. To top it off, workers that are unfit isn't properly addressed because their supervisors are usually unfit as well.
Due to the lack of supervision, ground workers are developing their own policies and procedures for how to do their jobs improperly because they never received adequate training in the first place. To top it all off, lack of safety training makes the likelihood of lower level employees being injured at their job a very common reality.
Why the fuck do I care?
There are several reasons you should care:
- This is already delicious drama due to the fact it is incredibly embarrassing for a company with nearly fifty billion dollars in assets, these documents expose that corruption and incompetence play a large part of business as usual for PG&E.
- This is only the tip of the iceberg. There will be subsequent leaks that are much more embarrassing and, more delicious.
- Considering the level of corruption and incompetence demonstrated as being a part of business as usual, it makes one think twice about what happened in the San Bruno Pipeline explosion. Was the explosion due to massive criminal negligence widespread throughout the corporation? Given the timing of this report (2009), the CEOs were clearly aware of the incompetence of 25% of their workforce. Did PG&E know ahead of time that the San Bruno Pipeline would blow up weeks beforehand, but couldn’t fix it due to their inabilities of their employees, and just kept their mouth shut? And after the event happened, they could just compensate victims of this unexpected tragedy.
Oh my, this is quite serious
The further leaks will be more relevant to the apathetic as the revelations in subsequent documents are more personal. However, for those who care about unreasonable exploitation of the employees and corrupt incompetence among public utilities corporations, these documents demonstrate that a general level of apathy towards employees by higher management because they can. Due to PG&E's average annual net income of 858 billion in 2011 and "Too-Big-to-Fail" status of being a public utilities company, this is serious "fuck you money". This combined level of money and power allows PG&E CEOs to not be concerned about the safety of their employees because if they no longer can work or die on the job, the employee can be quickly replaced, after all it is a recession, there is plenty of unskilled labor to be hired and quickly trained.
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—Supervisors are prevented from doing their properly job because of their workload. PDF Page 8 |
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So why is Encyclopedia Dramatica hosting this?
As stated in the headliner for the Encyclopedia Dramatica article, our organization is a central catalog for organized reference pages about drama, memes, e-pals, and other interesting happenings on the internets. Given that the internet has manifested into the IRL, for better or for worse and vice versa, it is our duty to document drama wherever it emerges. Given that IRL drama is becoming so dramatic lately and with the timing that a large vacuum in media will be made as the corruption throughout Rupert Murdoch's media empire is exposed to be completely systemic, we feel that Encyclopedia Dramatica can rise up to claim a portion of that vacuum to deliver truly objective news and punditry: by being biased from all angles. These leaks are to prove that we are serious about this, now are you ready to be a "citizen journalist?"
Do these leaks change Encyclopedia Dramatica's long term objectives?
Encyclopedia Dramatica intends to go undergo substantial changes and expand its tentacles into multiple niches. Besides asking for more participation from users to write and edit; this particular catalyst and change of the now is the declaration that Encyclopedia Dramatica is going to form its own equivalent of the Pirate Party International, called the Encyclopedia Dramatica Party. Ideologically, we are very similar to much of the Pirate Party's platform, though numerous differences exist, such as: anti-direct democracy, instead we decide policy based on merit and hierarchy within the Party; the legalization of all mind altering substances; the legalization of heavy weapons such as rpgs, tanks, and attack helicopters; Recall all American Army Forces from around the world except for South Korea and Israel and slash the Army's budget by 50%, and use the remains of the Army to rebuild America's crumbling infrastructure; merging the US Navy, Air Force, and NASA into one agency; Prosecute bankers who are guilty of corruption and/or gross incompetence; shut down all American nuclear power plants before we have our own Fukushima due to poor maintenance, notice how some of them are owned by PG&E; and finding out what Atlantis was trying to tell us. Basically everything that you want in a political party for a superpower nation, but no one will ever deliver, we intend to deliver.
What is the ideology of the Encyclopedia Dramatica Party?
There is no single ideology or faction, there is a series of negotiations of basic party policies based on consensus of educated individuals who deliberate on issues until a policy is decided. Afterwards, stated policy is unchangeable, except within the consent of Party structure. Despite this, a great deal of policy will not be determined by the Party and thus left up to each EDiot candidate to decide what are the other issues that are important to him/her. If you feel you are capable enough to help shape Party policy, feel free to suggest ideas here.
So what about the short term objectives?
While we cannot run any candidates in the 2012 elections, the Party can do numerous things to impact the 2012 elections: make lulzy political attack ads and attempt to make them viral; support Gary Johnson for President; spread leaks yourself, change the discussion of the political debate, expose to the masses which President candidate is truly about government transparency; and write Encyclopedia Dramatica Party policy. However, the most significant change you can do is donate to Encyclopedia Dramatica. While we wish to expand our internet empire, we don't wish to change any that is in the spirit of Encyclopedia Dramatica, thus we need donations and/or edits from users like you to help fund/maintain our imperialist ambitions away from outside influences. Only together can we truly lulz it up.
Despite independent objectives, does Broadside have anything to do with Project Mayhem?
Yes it does! We realized the current plan of dumping all sorts of leaked internal documents within the time frame of a week (around December 21st) is going to drown out the individuality of each story and simply overload the media, much like what happened with Wikileaks. Such a massive infodump will be the news itself, not the content of each infodump. The only way for this to succeed as planned is if each story creeps out slowly between now and December 21st. There are two objectives of each infodump: First, is to embarrass, shame, and potentially arrest criminals and their cronies exposed through these leaks. Second, have so many infodumps, that the 2012 Presidential Debate is changed to discuss all these infodumps and see which American Presidential Candidate is really about transparency. Encyclopedia Dramatica is willing to be a host for receiving infodumps, deciphering, and highlighting key points as infodumps are generally tl;dr for mass consumption and for those who want their drama served directly in their faces.
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