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'''Ashley Van Haeften''' (aka '''F&aelig;''') is a member of [[WMF|Wikimedia UK]]'s Board of Trustees and also happens to be a perverted [[hard gay]] leather slave, kinky soft-core porn uploader for [[Commons]], and notorious [[TOW|Wikipedia]] [[sockpuppet|sockmaster]]. After [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=rights&page=User%3AF%C3%A6 surrendering] his sysop privileges and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AF%C3%A6 being banned] by [[ArbCom]], F&aelig; [http://blog.wikimedia.org.uk/2012/08/a-message-from-jon-davies-chief-executive-of-wikimedia-uk/ resigned] as chairperson of <abbr title="Wikimedia UK">WMUK</abbr>.
'''Ashley Van Haeften''' (aka '''F&aelig;''') is a member of [[WMF|Wikimedia UK]]'s Board of Trustees and also happens to be a perverted [[hard gay]] leather slave, kinky soft-core porn uploader for [[Commons]], and notorious [[TOW|Wikipedia]] [[sockpuppet|sockmaster]]. After [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=rights&page=User%3AF%C3%A6 surrendering] his sysop privileges and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AF%C3%A6 being banned] by [[ArbCom]], F&aelig; [http://blog.wikimedia.org.uk/2012/08/a-message-from-jon-davies-chief-executive-of-wikimedia-uk/ resigned] as chairperson of <abbr title="Wikimedia UK">WMUK</abbr>.


One of his many socks, "[[Pokemon|Ash]]", was notable for expanding the Wikipedia article "[[wikipedia:User:Ash/List_of_gay_bathhouse_regulars|List of gay bathhouse regulars]]" ([http://www.webcitation.org/69dVoqpHM archive]). Anyone who happens upon his vomit-inducing, kinky porn uploads and so much as dares to complain about their [[Goggles|melting eyes]] will typically receive copious accusations of [[homophobia]] from a [[shocked & appalled]] F&aelig;. At the [[Wikipedia Review]], F&aelig; was [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=35973 busted] for plagiarism. His refusal to disclose [[sockpuppets|accounts he had previously used]] resulted in him being [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AF%C3%A6&diff=503505126&oldid=503033841 banned by Arbcom]. Despite all this, Fae was appointed as the [[smegma|head cheese]] at WMUK. Remember that the next time [[lol|you donate to Wikipedia]].
One of his many socks, "[[Pokemon|Ash]]", was notable for expanding the Wikipedia article "[[wikipedia:User:Ash/List_of_gay_bathhouse_regulars|List of gay bathhouse regulars]]" ([http://www.webcitation.org/69dVoqpHM archive]). Anyone who happens upon his vomit-inducing, kinky porn uploads and so much as dares to complain about their [[Goggles|melting eyes]] will typically receive copious accusations of [[homophobia]] from a [[shocked & appalled]] F&aelig;. At the [[Wikipedia Review]], F&aelig; was [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=35973 busted] for plagiarism. His refusal to disclose [[sockpuppets|accounts he had previously used]] resulted in him being [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AF%C3%A6&diff=503505126&oldid=503033841 banned by Arbcom]. Despite all this, Fae was appointed as the [[smegma|head cheese]] at WMUK. Remember that the next time [[lol|you donate to Wikipedia]]. F&aelig; claims to be in a stable homosexual marriage for over a decade. He even wrote his husband's TOW article using a sockpuppet. Could it be that F&aelig; is hiding his socking so his husband doesn't find out he's been cheating on him in gay saunas?


==Cover-ups==
==Cover-ups==

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Fæ, dreaming about gay sex tonight at the baths

Ashley Van Haeften (aka Fæ) is a member of Wikimedia UK's Board of Trustees and also happens to be a perverted hard gay leather slave, kinky soft-core porn uploader for Commons, and notorious Wikipedia sockmaster. After surrendering his sysop privileges and being banned by ArbCom, Fæ resigned as chairperson of WMUK.

One of his many socks, "Ash", was notable for expanding the Wikipedia article "List of gay bathhouse regulars" (archive). Anyone who happens upon his vomit-inducing, kinky porn uploads and so much as dares to complain about their melting eyes will typically receive copious accusations of homophobia from a shocked & appalled Fæ. At the Wikipedia Review, Fæ was busted for plagiarism. His refusal to disclose accounts he had previously used resulted in him being banned by Arbcom. Despite all this, Fae was appointed as the head cheese at WMUK. Remember that the next time you donate to Wikipedia. Fæ claims to be in a stable homosexual marriage for over a decade. He even wrote his husband's TOW article using a sockpuppet. Could it be that Fæ is hiding his socking so his husband doesn't find out he's been cheating on him in gay saunas?

Cover-ups

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Because Wikipedia is not censored, Fæ's Wikipedian followers deleted and locked his article, claiming that it was an "attack article". Was it an attack article? A screenshot of the article before it was deleted is embedded below. You decide.

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Known accounts

Fae, showing his middle aged spread

See also

  • Sam Blacketer – Another British Wikipedian with multiple past accounts who rose through the ranks.

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