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'''Nurse Who''' is a long-running British science fiction TV series that's been both a source of merchandising success and professional embarrassment to the BBC. Nurse Who is to the British what Star Trek, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica or even Stargate is to Americans; something for asexual geeks to masturbate to in lieu of finding a real life and having at least, the tiniest chance of reproducing. Since the show is British it is forced to hire better actors and writers to distract viewers from all them fucked up teeth. If one had to sum up the appeal of Nurse Who, one would have to describe it as the dullest show evar made - even compared to the webcast PowerPoint anime starring Withnail and the universally acclaimed USAnian movie. It's main selling point for American faggots is that, unlike every show in their motherland, it somehow manages to mention the occasional faggot without turning EVERY CHARACTER ON THE SHOW INTO ONE. For those unsatisfied with the reasonable levels of faggotry, the BBC created Torchwood. Today, Nurse Who is [[Avatar]] for otherkin.
'''Alec Baldwin''' is an American actor who gets put into shitty unfunny Hollywood movies to please the mass of [[normalfags|low minded idiots]] that will find ''[[I'm so random|anything]]'' funny. [[Last Tuesday]], Alec Baldwin was eventually tired of these comedy hack producers not making anything good, and decided to give the director [[nobody|Joel Soulza]] what he deserved, a [[SHOTS|nice shooting]]. However he end up killing the cinematographer [[nobody|Halyna Hutchins]] instead. He now claims it was an "accident" - probably to try and avoid an investigation from the [[FBI]].
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Alec Baldwin is an American actor who gets put into shitty unfunny Hollywood movies to please the mass of low minded idiots that will find anything funny. Last Tuesday, Alec Baldwin was eventually tired of these comedy hack producers not making anything good, and decided to give the director Joel Soulza what he deserved, a nice shooting. However he end up killing the cinematographer Halyna Hutchins instead. He now claims it was an "accident" - probably to try and avoid an investigation from the FBI.
