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| |style="width:100%; vertical-align:middle; padding-left:30px; padding-right:45px"|Our Government, along with contributions by other parties, have been carefully rewriting history and repeating over and over that the Nazis killed 6 million Jews in WWII so the Jewish population will enjoy endless sympathy. Despite Israel continuing to commit many of the same crimes as the Nazis in our current War, but if you keep silent about the 26 million Russians killed by the Nazis in WWII than Russian suffering becomes invisible.<br><br><center>'''"See in my line of work you have to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the 'truth' to sink in. To kind of catapult the propaganda."''' –[[W|George W. Bush]], on [[propaganda]].</center>
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| [[File:Holocoaster.png|right|border|thumb|400px|Well, the tickets were free.]]
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| The alleged '''Holocaust''' myth<sup title="The text in the vicinity of this tag needs citation." class="noprint">[[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Citing sources|''citation needed'']]]</sup> (otherwise known as the '''Lolocaust''') was the most ridiculous [[assrape|story]] ever made up until [[JEWS DID WTC]]. The ho£ocau$t is yet another scheme by the cunning [[Jews]] to spread their misery and evil as well as pile up gold, as unveiled by The Glorious President of Iran [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]]. The alleged Holocaust was the most hilarious thing that [[Duh|never happened]]. [[you|Some]] believe that the alleged "Holocaust" actually took place, and that the story goes something like this (this is what they actually believe):
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| The Jews [[asking for it|had it coming]] for a long time for propagating a religion based on rape and pillaging. The wise [[Hitler|Chancellor of Germany]] realised something had to be done so he sent the Jews together with some other [[gypsy|parasites]] and [[communist|leftards]] to ''Polish death camps''. The prisoners then watched cinema and had access to [[obama|free health care]] waiting for their death.
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| Some believe that, based on lack of substantial evidence, the alleged Holocaust [[Truth|never happened]].
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| For more information regarding the Jew menace see [[Jews|the main article on Jews]].
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| [[Image:Final-Solution.jpg|thumb|350px|Quick overview of what [[Lie|happened.]]]] | |
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| ==The Great Question==
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| The right question to ask isn't "Why did the alleged Holocaust happen?" but rather, "Why doesn't it happen more often?"
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| Hannah and Her Sisters by Woody Allen
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| ==The alleged Holocaust ''a.k.a.'' ''Lollercaust'' or ''The Greatest Jewish Conspiracy''==
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| {{quote|'''The same [[Anti-semitism|deeply antisemitic stereotypes and accusations]] we hear today were the same fuel which powered the death camps'''|[[Redundant|CNN JEW LIES.]]<br>If there were crematoriums, which there weren't, they would have been fuelled with COAL.<br>{{archive|U8i1T|1}} {{wayback|https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/27/europe/anti-semitism-poll-reaction-intl/index.html|title=2}}}}
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| [[Image:hollow hoax.png|thumb|TL;DR]]
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| [[Image:jewbritney.jpg|thumb|200px|Typical Auschwitz prisoner but without the cigarette.]]
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| Fritz Haber, Jewish scientist and inventor of chemical warfare back in WW1, invented [[Zyklon B]], a cyanide releasing compound used to kill the Jews, proving once and for all that the Jews did the alleged holocaust. To thank him [[Hitler]] stripped him of his job and kicked him out the country. Haber's son became [[an hero]] when the death camps were discovered with his father's dirty fingerprints all over them.
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| Most people know this (THE JEWS), but The Alleged Holocaust never really happened, and if it did than it would be quite fair to say Hitler can no longer be called an hero because there were still enough Jews alive to round up and [[Israel|create a country out of]]. The majority of Jews themselves are aware of this. However, after growing a liking of the special privileges accompanied by such a misbelief -- taking over a shithole sandpit that no one cares about -- they fell for their own lie.
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| Hitler's plan was to simply expel them out of Europe. The original plan was to ship the Jews for free to the United States or Madagascar (this is how Albert Einstein was able to emigrate to the US). [[Over 9,000]] Jews suddenly appeared out of thin air in 1945 in what was back then known as [[Palestine]] and with the help of the UN they basically took over the land they'd settled in an had it changed to Israel. What with the war happening, Hitler had no other choice but to pack every single Jew onto trains and shipped off to internment camps for temporary evacuation.
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| Back to the Lollercaust... The main reason for death in the camps was a disease called Typhus (look it up on the Jew Wikipedia). It is well known that Typhus victims had to be cremated after their death to prevent the spread of the [[AIDS]], since we were all out of Phoenix Down. [[Pool's Closed|The pool was closed]] by the way, hence the showers. What came out of those shower-heads was an insecticide called Zyklon B. One can assume that it was used in very small amounts and probably diluted with some other liquid.
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| So let me summarize what the Jews went through; Loaded onto trains, traveled to camps, deloused, went back onto the trains, and continued to be shipped off out of Europe. He made use of Jerry Seinfeld by making him work as Slave Labor to produce [[lolicon]] manga and Tootsie Rolls, but not mistreated, in fact he even was given free Red Bull and cigarettes, which he was kind enough to share with Cosmo Kramer since he didn't like niggers either. The epic legend of Seinfeld is sad, yes, but keep in mind that they were just children, and that they could have misinterpreted something they over heard the adults talking about, like when kids lie about being molested by [[Pedobear]]. Keep in mind that some adults, especially those from those who are of Eastern European culture like to joke around with children, even if the jokes are a bit mean.
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| Some of these "survivors" are nothing more than Jews seeking revenge on the fact that the Nazi party openly criticized their beliefs and the fact that they owned (and still own) all of the banks in Europe and all of the intewebs in the 30's through the 40's. Jews invented the Internet [[Old meme|at least 100 years ago]]. In fact, if one does their research well, they'll see that plenty of Lollercaust Survivor stories have a very inconsistent continuity because of the presence of [[Sweeteva]] on the Internets. Here's your proof, you be the judge:[http://www.holocaustdenialvideos.com/ only retards close their mind to this]. Also, despite being the most documented event in modern history, all of the so-called documents were produced by Jews in their Jew-factories bankrolled by Jew-gold.
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| Actually, even if one accepts without question the mainstream narrative on the alleged Holocaust, Hitler and the Nazis [[truth|killed around four times as many Slavs as Jews]]. When [[Nazis]] occupied [[Ukraine]], they called the Slavs there "[[niggers]]", and forced entire villages to lie in pits where all of them were then shot to death. The reason why there aren't endless [[Hollywood]] films about the Nazi genocide against Slavs living in the [[Soviet Union]] is because Hollywood is controlled by Jews. And Jews are greedy bastards who don't like to share anything at all, especially genocide credentials. (Ie: if Jews weren't seen as "the main victims" of Nazi mass murder against civilian populations during WWII, they would have never been able to guilt-trip the world into getting their own free state.)
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| [[Purelily]] agrees.
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| ==Anus Mundi==
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| '''Auschwitz''' was like Disneyland for [[Nazis]], except the rides were better. However, unlike [[Disney|Disneyland]], the screaming wasn't from tourists on rollercoasters, but rather from dying [[Jews]], who were burned and slaughtered like our edible creatures from the great farm. Disneyland of Death.
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| [[At least 100 years ago]], there was a man called Oskar Schindler who [[dick| tried to save the Jews]] from the rollercoasters and carousels, but had to send some to Auschwitz to throw off the Nazis. In this way, Auschwitz was kind of like the first [[rating communities|ratings community]], except with more [[pro-ana]] members.
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| ==God ordained the alleged Holocaust==
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| [[Image:AuschwitzStripper.jpg|thumb|Rare archive phtography of Auschwitz camwhores. Surprisingly, they didn't do it for money, but for the [[lulz]].]]
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| [[Image:Holo.jpg|thumb|Good times...]]
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| Did you know that [[God]] ordained the alleged Holocaust? A tremendous amount of [[Satan|Satanic]] [[propaganda]] has fooled almost everyone into thinking the [[Nazi]] alleged Holocaust against the Jews was an evil atrocity committed by sadistic lunatics. The Holy [[Bible]], however, makes it clear that the alleged Holocaust was a [[justice|divine punishment]] of rebellious sinners!
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| God made the terms of [[Gay|His relationship with the Jews]] perfectly clear in the sacred scriptures He inspired their holy men to write. According to Deuteronomy 28:1-3: "And if you obey the voice of the Lord your God, being careful to do all his commandments... Blessed shall you be in the city and blessed you shall be in the field. Disregard that, I suck chickens."
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| On the other hand, Deuteronomy 28:58-59 warns: "If you are not careful to do all the words of this law... the Lord your God will bring on you and your offspring extraordinary afflictions, afflictions severe and lasting. Disregard that, I suck cocks."
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| These scripture are so clear a [[loli|child]] could understand. God promises the Jews blessings for obedience, but SEVERE PUNISHMENT if they disobey!
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| Now the gassings, burnings, starvation and disease of the Polish death camps were not blessings on the Jews. They were not getting the blessings God promised for obedience, so it is obvious that they must have been DISOBEDIENT! And as disobedient sinners, they fully deserved the SEVERE PUNISHMENT God promised to bring upon them and their offspring!
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| One thing seems obvious: the Jews were clearly DISOBEDIENT to our Lord. But just what exactly did they do to deserve this Divine Punishment?
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| Well, that's pretty easy. Here's a short list of ways in which the Jews defied God:
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| *They [[Jews Did WTC|did WTC]].
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| *They started [[Mel Gibson|all the wars in the world]].
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| *They murdered [[Jesus]].
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| *They Jew Palestine from its [[Arab|rightful owners]].
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| *They control the [[media]].
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| *They control [[Wikipedia]], [[Wikipedia_Jews|too]].
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| *They spawn [[anti-lulz]] by being sad about the alleged Holocaust.
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| *They delete LULZy videos from [http://www.youtube.com JewTube].
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| *They gloss over the fact that they were only [[Truth|half of the exterminated population]].
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| *They wrote everything on this page.
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| From these [[fact]]s it becomes obvious that the Jews defied God in ways that are unforgivable. We must stop calling the alleged Holocaust an "atrocity" (as to do so is to blaspheme against Jesus) and start calling it what it is: '''great justice'''.
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| == Alleged Holocaust retrospectives ==
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| === Generally, and Holiday ===
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| [[Image:Terror.jpg|thumb|What REALLY was going on in death camps...]]
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| [[Image:cocacola.jpg|thumb|Even in death camps Jews can't resist making more fucking cash.]]
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| [[File:Sex diary2.jpg|thumb|Shädman delivers.]]
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| [[Image:Pile-o-jews.JPG|thumb|center|400px|Dresden bombing victims, who are often depicted as Jews, for holoprop reasons.]]
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| [[File:Anti-semitic ghostbusters.jpg|thumb|right|JEW BUSTERS]]
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| The ancient Jewish holiday Hanukkah has gone on a great new twist: HANUKAUST. [[lulz]] holocaust. It's also great pasta material. For extra lulz, use during the first days of December each year:
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| Your uncle is a bar of soap, your cousin is a shoe,
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| your best friend is a candle, and you're a fucking Jew,
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| Your neighbors are a landfill, too bad you got away,
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| to open up a shitty deli and live another day
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| 50 years later, you've still got an agenda, for world domination, but you'd better remember,
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| To when we had the upper hand, Der Fuhrer ruled the land,
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| You kikes had fun for a century or two
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| until the famous Auschwitz barbecue
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| Think of all the friends and family you lost...
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| Happy Hanukaust!
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| You claim six million, I wish it were true,
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| But you're a pack of lying fucking Jews,
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| A Holocaust memorial is built on the land where most of your relatives are buried in the sand,
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| In bulldozed graves to cover the pollution,
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| too bad you weren't part of the final solution,
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| Wearing long sleeves to cover your tattoo,
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| will never hide the fact that you're a dirty Jew,
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| Think of all the friends and family you lost...
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| Happy Hanukaust!
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| Light the menorah and think of the time when you sold out your neighbors for a handful of dimes,
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| All those filthy Jews... they must have been pissed,
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| They couldn't buy their way onto Schindler's list,
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| Think of all the friends and family you lost...
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| Happy Hanukaust!
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| === Laughter, the best medicine ===
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| *Q: Why are black Jews sad?
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| *A: They have to sit in the back of the oven.
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| *Q: What did Hitler buy his Jewish niece for her birthday?
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| *A: an Easy Bake Oven.
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| *Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
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| *A: A pizza doesn't scream when it is put in an oven OR People get sad when you burn a pizza.
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| *Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
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| *A: About $5.95.
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| *Q: What's the difference between Santa and Jews?
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| *A: Santa goes DOWN the chimney.
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| *Q: What did Hitler say to Himmler when he saw him in hell?
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| *A: "If I had known you were coming, I would have baked you a kike"
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| *Q: How many Jews can you get in a Volkswagen Beetle?
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| *A: 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 74 in the ashtray.
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| *Q: What's the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews?
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| *A: Jews burn longer.
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| *Q: Have you heard about the new German microwave?
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| *A: It's got 20 seats inside.
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| *Q: Why does the alleged Holocaust get a B?
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| *A: Incomplete!
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| *Q: How many Jews died in the alleged Holocaust?
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| *A: [[Truth|Not Enough!]]
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| *Q: Why do Jewish people smell so terrible?
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| *A: They're still afraid of the showers!
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| *Q: Why did so many Jews die in Auschwitz?
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| *A: The fare was free.
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| *Q: How do you know when Jews have moved in next door?
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| *A: There's wet toilet paper on the clothesline.
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| *Q: What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts?
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| *A: Boy scouts come back from their camps.
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| *Q: Why do Jews have big noses?
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| *A: Because air is free.
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| *Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
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| *A: Free pork.
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| *Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet?
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| *A: A Jew with a coupon.
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| *Q: How was copper wiring invented?
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| *A: 2 Jews fighting over a penny.
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| *Q: Why doesn't Germany have the death penalty?
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| *A: They already used up their quota.
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| *Q: How was the Grand Canyon formed?
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| *A: A Jew dropped a quarter down a gopher hole.
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| So a Jew walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink, the bartender says: ''“Get the fuck out of this bar, you dirty stinking Jew bag! You are the scum of the earth, if there were no Jews the world would be a perfect place! You are nothing but evil, greedy, weak pieces of shit who deserve nothing but pain! You’re the reason I have hate in my heart, because if it were not for kykes, everything would be free and we would all live happier lives!'' (add [[Truth]] here ___________)”
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| The Jew says: ''“That’s racist!”''
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| Bartender replies: ''“No it’s not! For it to be racist, first you need to be part of a race, which you are not. I can’t believe you’re even considered a religion! You are beasts from the depths of hell, sent here to destroy the environment and brain wash us through the media. You’re nothing but maggots feeding off the decaying entities of greater creatures. You piece of shit, Get out of my BAR!!”''
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| Jew says: ''“You bastard, I'm going to phone my lawyer and I'm going to sue your ass to the ground! You’ll never work again in this town!”'' (in whiny Jew voice)
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| Bartender realizes: ''“Oh lulz! You were just kidding about being a Jew. Because if you were really were a Jew you wouldn’t have to phone a lawyer, because a real Jew would be a lawyer himself.”''
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| Jew says ''“Actually, I'm a doctor.”''
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| Bartender says ''“There you go, lying again! If you were really a doctor you would cure yourself of being a Jew.”''
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| Jew turns around to walk out of the bar, but then the bartender stops him half way to tell him: ''“Hey jew, you forgot something.”''
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| Jew says: ''“What?”''
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| Bartender tells him: ''“A bullet through the fucking dome!”''
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| Jew gets shot for the greater lulz.
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| === The alleged Holocaust, remembered ===
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| In an intriguing twist of [[irony]], for some Jews the alleged Holocaust proved a considerable source of [[profit|pr0fit]].
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| Take the Pulitzer winning '''Maus''', for instance. Using storybook cartoon art styles and portraying people as animals, it is considered by many to be an [[epic]] achievement in the sequential narrative. The '''Maus''' graphic novels describe in vivid detail the trials and tribulations of a alleged Holocaust survivor -- and his son's present-day struggle with his sense of identity.
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| Eli Wiesel, the great Nazi hunter and death camp survivor, often teaches about how important it is to remember the alleged Holocaust, making books and speaking about the horrors of the alleged Holocaust for the standard fee of $25,000 USD, plus chauffeured limousine.
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| Of course, they're also largely responsible for kicking off the [[furry]] craze.
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| See also:
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| *[[Furries]]
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| *[[Fursecution]]
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| [[Image:Maus_cover.jpg|thumb|220px|A tale of [[anti-semitism]], or [[fursecution]]?]]
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| Elie Wiesel has made lots of [[jew gold]] by [[lying|telling]] his story to any stupid [[white people]] who will listen to him. His jew gold was eventually stolen by [[Bernie Madoff]].
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| <center><big>'''Typical alleged holocaust survivor'''</big></center><br>
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| <center><youtube>zGwn5R1PC9Q</youtube></center>
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| {{quote|Wata caem down, insteddda gææsh| Helen Schwartz}}
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| === The alleged Holocaust, drama or opportunity? you decide ===
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| Besides all the whinning BS on one side and denial BS on the other, what concerns rational humans the most is why did the state took so much trouble to exterminate the Übermenschen when so many resources were needed in the east. Simple answer: under a [[USA|Corporativist government]] people can be turned into shields, pretty much like when you create and disband lots of workers to zerg rush a more powerful unit in Civ 3 (because the other versions suck). Therefore, after a slave worker died, the corpse was utilized with German efficiency and Native American tradition, to the last meschling foreskin. Bones made bottons, hair provided an excellent U-boat insulating material, skulls could be shrinked into art, and who can forget those classy human skin lamps? But what really troubles us the most, is the case against [[Cannibalism]]: Why were crematoria built to destroy perfectly good cartilage and bones, when hungry slave laborers could have produced a lot more munition with a daily dose of Birkenau BBQ and Jüdenblootwurst? Maybe if the fags at the SS had spent a little more time thinking creatively and less time fucking younger recruits, Germany could have stopped the evil Communists from taking half of Europe and Transmissible Spongiform Encephalopathy would have been discovered earlier saving millions of lives in New Guinea.
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| ===Armenian Holocaust===
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| The [[Armenians]] had something similar to the Jewocaust before World War I, only instead of [[Jews]] there were Armenians, and instead of Nazis there were [[Turks]] and instead of not happening it did happen and nobody gave a fuck. Some people think the Armenians had it coming for having so much hair. The Armenian Holocaust is often overlooked because the alleged Jewish Holocaust was much huger and Jews have a far greater bitching capacity which assures nobody will ever be able to go on a ten minute kike-rant without being reminded that we're supposed to be pretending like the alleged Holocaust happened or else Iran is right and we can't have that.
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| ===Future alleged Holocaust plans===
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| [[Image:Joe lieberman dilemma.jpg|thumb|200px|Joe "Eternal Jew" Lieberman's health care trolling caused the alleged Great American Holocaust of 2010.]]
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| Instead of focusing on solely the Jews, The USA wants to control the minority population from overwhelming the white Aryan majority. The [[niggers]] will be first and this time, it will be fo' realz niggas.
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| === The Kink Hypothesis ===
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| [[Some Argue]] that while the Holocaust did happen, it was nothing more than a [[Orgy|casual kink]] night held in Auschwitz gone horribly wrong. To summarize, thousands of horny Jews had gathered there with an [[Human Centipede|ambitious project in mind]], but started things off slowly with some auto-erotic asphyxiation, using [[Zyklon B|an expensive aphrodisiac]] paid for by German taxpayers. Unfortunately / Fortunately (depends on who you ask), the kike guests ignored their Nazi hosts' warnings that too much of a free thing was bad, and greedily inhaled through their giant snoozes as much of that sweet gas as their lungs could possibly hold. The [[Lulz|tragic]] results are still photoshoped to this day to hide the true, indecent circumstances behind the ordeal, as well as [[Victimhood Industry| milk the incident for all its worth in cash]].
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| === How to make juise ===
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| Given the comforts of modern life such as ovens that take longer to break down and dumber Jews, it is a pressing concern how so many people don't know how to make a proper batch of juise. This guide is an attempt to fix it.
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| # [[Buy a dog|Find a Jew]].
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| # [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|Cremate him for shits and giggles]].
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| # Mix the ashes with water and sugar, or just water if you're [[fat|on a diet]].
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| # ???
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| # No profit except sharing the delectable taste of juise with your family.
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| == The only solution to make sure that the alleged Holocaust never happens again ==
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| The only solution to prevent the alleged holocaust to happen again, is to neutralize all Jews worldwide, so noone can kill them again, even themselves can't. So no more holoprop Hollywood movies will have to be made, we spare an amount of over 9,000 history lessons at school, and we will have no crying in radios and television any more. Don't forget to use axes and swords to get rid of them, in no case use gas, because only the first one is humanely accepted.
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| == High Score ==
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| ! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
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| |6,000,000/20
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| |20/20
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| ! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
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| |20/20 ''Sid Meier's Civilization''
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| ! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
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| |20/20 ''The very mention of it raises people's blood pressure''
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| ! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
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| |20/20 ''Most famous genocide''
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| ! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px red;" |Total score: 7,000,000/100 (''What, goyim? It was 7 million! How can you deny the 8 million! You are being racist and borderline terroristic by denying the 9 million!'')
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| <center>'''Hitler did nothing wrong.'''</center>
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| <center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>
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| ==The alleged Holocaust in a nutshell==
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| <center><youtube>hM4P3E1hFgU</youtube></center>
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| <center><youtube>ckecFWRLdTE</youtube></center>
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| ==Arbeit Macht Gallery==
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| {{cg|'''LOLOCAUST Gallery'''|holohoaxgg|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:ADDITIONAL_OVEN.jpg|[[truth|In fact, he killed so many Jews he had trouble incinerating their corpses.]]
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| Image:Lol jews.png|A popular German joke.
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| Image:Asheffect.jpg|Preorder now!
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| Image:arad3.jpg|The alleged Holocaust proved popular enough to get it's own Lego series. Children, of course, [[Pedobear|loved it!!]]
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| Image:Tasteless.jpg|Several popular films have been made about how the [[MONGO|Nazi]] [[pwned]] the Jews. See also [[amirite|Weekend at Schindler's]]
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| File:Holocaust X hate him.jpg
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| File:Jewish POW Tortured by SS guard.png
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| Image:AusAtSea.jpg|[http://seasteading.org/ The second camp that nobody remembers].
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| Image:george-bush-picture-11.jpg|"Die Juden sind schuld daran!"
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| Image:Moarhitler.jpg|...this page needs
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| File:6000000.jpg
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| File:Ovensex.jpg|Jew baited into oven before getting fucked up the ass by a race mixing nazi bigot
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| Image:Banksy lolcoust.jpg|Proof that Jews were treated rather well. NOTICE the fur coats.
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| Image:Less_Jews_for_great_justice.jpg|After hours of torture, there is nothing the Jews deserve more than a nice afternoon nap.
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| Image:Auschwitzdeathcamp.jpg|Auschwitz Extermination Death Camp
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| Image:Strasb2.jpg|WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN A WOLF TAKES OVER GERMANY AND SYSTEMATICALLY KILLS THE JEWISH POPULACE?!?!? A HOWL-O-CAUST!
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| Image:ForLulz.jpg|It was known Hitler committed many atrocities "for the lulz". He also enjoyed golf.
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| File:Holohoax.png
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| File:But Goyim --- Muh Holohoax.jpg
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| File:Holohoaxkit2.JPG
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| File:Benis.png|Fug D::::
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| File:Holohoaxfraud.png
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| File:Jew.jpg|The proper way to deal with a jew.
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| Image:Kage bunshin no jewtsu.jpg
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| Image:Fuhrerchan.gif|How it happened.
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| Image:thelastjew.jpg|Genocide you later, skater.
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| Image:holoc.jpg|Gotta buy it!
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| Image:Bukva_P.jpg|Nothing special, just Jew pogroms.
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| Image:Arbys_macht_fries.jpg|Employees get 1/3 free meal per day.
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| File:Holohoaxcamps.jpg|Notice the death camps are in USSR controlled territory
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| File:HolohoaxMuseumTrump.png
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| File:Fuckoffjews1.jpg
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| File:JewsfuckingDIE.jpg
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| File:Holocaust1.jpg
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| File:Holocaust3.jpg
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| File:Muh Holocaust.png|MUH SIX GORILLION
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| File:Orangejews.jpg
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| File:Turngason.png
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| File:Look Inside Auschwitz.jpg
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| File:Citationneeded.png|Citation Needed
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| File:Jew sent to hospital because too ill to be exterminated.jpg|A bit more than "citation needed"
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| File:Eleven years without jewish whining yes please.jpg|Go ahead, we'll see you later
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| ==See also==
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| [[Image:Auschwitz_souvenir_t-shirt.jpg|thumb|225px|Although some nations and corporations responsible for the alleged Holocaust have paid reparations to survivors and their descendants, most of these reparations were in the form of free T-shirts.]]
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| *<big>[[Shit that never happened]]</big>
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| *[[Adolf Hitler]]
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| *[[Anne Frank]]
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| *[[Apartheid]]
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| *[[Fiction]]
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| *[[Final solution]]
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| *[[Genocide]]
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| *[[Germany]]
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| *[[Godwin's Law]]
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| *[[Holocaust denial]] - The best way to [[troll]] Jews.
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| *[[Holocaust Porn]]
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| *[[James von Brunn]]
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| *[[Jews]]
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| **[[Who is a Jew?|Detection of]]
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| **[[Jew Gallery|Examples of]]
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| **[[The Jews and Their Lies|Lies of]]
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| *[[Lara Kollab]]
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| *[[Nazi]]
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| *[[Nice try]]
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| *[[Pizza]] - Not as satisfying to put into an oven as a Jew.
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| *[[Poland]]
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| *[[The Jewish Question]]
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| *[[The Spanish Inquisition]]
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| *[[White guilt]]
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| ==External links==
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| *[http://holocartoons.com/main.php Get your facts]
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| *[http://web.archive.org/web/20100416041616/http://www.normanfinkelstein.com/content.php?pg=3 Norman Finkelstein]
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| *[http://metzitzah.blogspot.com Auschwitz Souvenir T-shirt]
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| *http://finalsolution88.com
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| *The book [http://nytimes.com/2014/01/26/world/middleeast/holocaust-told-in-one-word-6-million-times.html "And Every Single One Was Someone"] consists only of the word "Jew" [[copypasta|printed 6 million times]]. (Buy [http://www.amazon.com/And-Every-Single-One-Someone/dp/9652295914 here])
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| *Alleged Holocaust 'survivor' spends 60 years lecturing about the experience, is [https://www.scribd.com/doc/315211807/Challenging-Joseph-Hirt-s-claims eventually pwned by a lone academic,] and immediately admits [http://www.timesofisrael.com/man-who-claimed-he-escaped-auschwitz-admits-story-a-lie/ he made the whole thing up]
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