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*[http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/GS89UKhKxS0mD7Q running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings]
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/GS89UKhKxS0mD7Q running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings]
*getting fired for [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/GS89UKhKxS0mD7Q running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings]
*getting fired for [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/GS89UKhKxS0mD7Q running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings]
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/kz77Vy5q5YC8A07 jerking off on his mom's picture], until he made himself impotent.
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/kz77Vy5q5YC8A07 jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/D7DFD1D made himself impotent].
Then, after [http://motherless.com/52E9A28 eating his own shit] and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.
Then, after [http://motherless.com/D7E4800 eating his own shit] and [http://motherless.com/D7E07FF drinking piss], he [http://motherless.com/D7E2905 removed his own dick] because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.


When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the internet does not forgive.
When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the internet does not forgive.
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*[http://www.facebook.com/themourningstar Dorian Thorn's Facebook]
*[http://www.facebook.com/themourningstar Dorian Thorn's Facebook]
*[http://www.myspace.com/dorianthorn MySpace: "Dorian Lucifer Thorn"]
*[http://www.myspace.com/dorianthorn MySpace: "Dorian Lucifer Thorn"]
*[http://www.slutload.com/watch/Brv0q32aCIj/Sister-fucks-brother.html Slutload: "sister fucks brother" - drunk on 21st birthday] though Dorian has said this was his ex-wife ([http://v-ec.slutload-media.com/B/r/v/0/Brv0q32aCIj.flv?2a8283553d5cb07b981d3deae34442be840886d73e0b041296937e80b9a33c88ed998bbcc2baaba30bec0dcfc7e9813c6beae3fdabc6f2456eb83b2d21797a4f6a3719a915b4ab2630bc96733c131641b3d7d96162816e2ff3683e6fe2e55a09555f9bebbac08bffad59800311d8250cea&45 Download])
:*[http://www.xvideos.com/video907250/21_yr_sister_fucked_brother_1 Xvideos alt]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/dorianthorn YouTube]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/dorianthorn YouTube]
*[http://motherless.com/52E9A28 Eating His Own Shit]


===Motherless===
==Dorian's Porn Videos==
*[http://motherless.com/m/dorianthorn His account]
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/play/2qz5h6bcIs9rrOF Jerking off]
:*[http://motherless.com/15BAAF6 Drinking his own urine?]
*[http://www.xvideos.com/video907250/21_yr_sister_fucked_brother_1 Fucking his sister]
:*[http://motherless.com/89A85CC Getting a blow/tit job]
*[http://motherless.com/89A85CC Fucking his sister AGAIN]
:*[http://motherless.com/D0D7EC5 Comedy compilation including sex on a couch]
*[http://motherless.com/D7E4800 Eating His Own Shit]
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/play/2qz5h6bcIs9rrOF EroProfile: Jerking off]
*[http://motherless.com/D7E2905 Peeing out his eunuch stub]
*[http://motherless.com/D7DFD1D The video where he accidentally made himself impotent]
*[http://motherless.com/D7DF044 Almost becoming an hero]
*[http://motherless.com/D7E36EB Pissing into his own mouth]
*[http://motherless.com/D7E242C Cross-dressing, shitting, AND jerking off]
*[http://motherless.com/D0D7EC5 Assorted Best-Of compilation]


===Broken===
{{faggotry}}{{gayporn}}{{whores}}[[Category:2008]][[Category:People|Thorn, Dorian]]
*[http://www.justuseme.com/play/y7pj9EOun8p6Fm3 JustUseMe: Making himself impotent (ouch)]
====Eroprofiles====
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/play/M9ySUUFY29B81B6 Talking about what a loser he is]
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/play/c4J92r6dJ4ol2w9 PROVING what a loser he is by eating his own shit]
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/C3E180wwheEOMgX Photo archive 1]
*[http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/41q6UBOWcBuMsW8 Photo archive 2]
 
{{faggotry}}
 
{{gayporn}}{{whores}}[[Category:2008]][[Category:People|Thorn, Dorian]]

Revision as of 22:09, 7 October 2012

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT DORIAN THORN TROLLED HIS OWN PENIS OFF!!!1
   
“ 		 
the days of online Thorn nudity are behind us
  		„
  		 

—Dorian Thorn



Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (aka Matt Thompson) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.

He started a blog that featured him sucking over 9000 dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself:

Then, after eating his own shit and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.

When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.

Galleries

  • Sucking hundreds of cocks.
    Sucking hundreds of cocks.
  • Faggotry
    Faggotry
  • HE HAS NO DICK ANYMORE
    HE HAS NO DICK ANYMORE
  • More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.
    More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.
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  • Loves his sister.
    Loves his sister.
  • And his mother.
    And his mother.
  • His wife fucks other guys now.
    His wife fucks other guys now.
  • Story of his life.
    Story of his life.
  • Who is Claudia?
    Who is Claudia?
  • Unaware there's a new ED.
    Unaware there's a new ED.
  • Totally not on the Internet anymore.
    Totally not on the Internet anymore.
  • Kid-friendly.
    Kid-friendly.
  • Now with less dick!
    Now with less dick!
  • Just because your dick isn't on you doesn't mean it isn't on the Internet.
    Just because your dick isn't on you doesn't mean it isn't on the Internet.
  • Whining about his lack of dick on his deviantART
    Whining about his lack of dick on his deviantART
  • More from deviantART
    More from deviantART
  • More from deviantART
    More from deviantART
  • More from deviantART
    More from deviantART
  • More from deviantART
    More from deviantART
  • More from deviantART
    More from deviantART

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