NASCAR

	“	If the second place driver dumps the "leader" on the last lap than, black flag his ass. He doesn't deserve the win.	„
	—Kyle Busch, a NASCAR "athlete" after losing fair and square

A typical NASCAR fan

The National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing (or NASCAR for short) is a sport where hicks in heavily stripped down sedans go round and round in circles. This "sport" is mentally proven to make every viewer besides the rednecks go to sleep within one nanosecond, it is highly popular in burgerland. Americunts are known to love NASCAR because they are fat fucks who are too lazy to actually play a real sport. It is not uncommon to see people inbreeding in the bathrooms of the track during a 300/400/500 WHO FUCKING CARES? mile race. After someone wins the race, said driver does a burnout that instantly deafens anyone that isn't a fan not wearing earplugs. However, Rednecks are known to have less sensitive ears than the average joe due to the fights going on 24/7 (getting involved most of the time) and driving trucks without a muffler.

Fans

NASCAR fans are known to have IQs in the single digits, because these fucks cannot comprehend a race with actual right turns, so they resort to just watching left turns for hours on end. There are Road courses (tracks which you turn right) however, but NAStards just don't watch them.

Notable Drivers (or wannabe drivers)

STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT! ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot?

• Jason Jacoby - a fucktard who actually believes he'd be the best NASCAR driver when he only uses virtual racing
• Richard Petty - The "king" of NASCAR
• Dale Earnhardt Sr. - When he died, NASCAR did too
• Dale Earnhardt Jr. - Overrated driver who is only popular because of his father