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{{breakingnews|Rule34 Tournament is Back in business boyz!}} | |||
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[[File:2021r34leaguejudgesoc.png|300px|thumb|right|This year's fine Judges each took a blood oath to be fair and balanced least they be thrown down the well with the Jews]] | [[File:2021r34leaguejudgesoc.png|300px|thumb|right|This year's fine Judges each took a blood oath to be fair and balanced least they be thrown down the well with the Jews]] | ||
[[File:Scumhookrapeschuj.jpg|400px|thumb|right|truly horrifying]] | |||
The Rule 34 | The '''Rule 34 League''' is known to the [[EDF|Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums]] as a holy tradition where [[12 year old|boys]] become [[men]] and men [[photoshop]] [[Big Black Cock|gigantic black dicks]] in one-on-one gladiatorial-style combat shooping. To the [[Dramacrat]]s on EDF, the ritual of shooping large veiny bastards where they don't belong (some would argue that they do) is a sacred right handed down to them from the [[troll]]s of yore. Those willing to shoop the hardest and longest earn the right to call themselves Rule 34 Champion, a title long sought after by many a forum user. | ||
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Entrance into the [[Rule 34] contest is easy, as all who aren't already [[b&]] from the forums are eligible to participate. | |||
== Rules == | |||
*Any image will be accepted as long as it follows the theme given at the beginning of the round. | |||
*From the start of the round, the participants called have approximately 72 hours to submit their image. | |||
*Images made in Photoshop, [[MS Paint]], traditional pencil and paper, and [[menstrual painting|menstrual blood fingerpaintings]] are acceptable formats. | |||
*Failure to meet the deadline results in vicious [[raep]] and disqualification from the tournament. | |||
== Judgement == | |||
Since content reviewing itself can be critiqued under the pretense of being extensively subjective, good judges are chosen every year from the top shitposters and hardchatters with a cross analyses of art literacy tests and tests to ensure they do not have little [[cocks]]. | |||
A parallel to the judges is somewhat applied to the contestants here. The remnant of Old Dramatica invite the kiddie pool of newfags to join hands in drawing porn shoops and bar only the faint of heart and cowardly. It is essentially only pussies or those with no artistic capabilities who are left behind. The Judge's choice in categories for contestants to draw or shoop tends to focus on the commonalities of both competitors. This implies a supposed extensive knowledge and expertise on the subject. | |||
The prizes for winning this are eternal clout, however, the consequences for losing this competition are immense as depicted below.</big> | |||
The prizes for winning this are eternal clout, however consequences for losing this competition are immense as depicted below.</big> | |||
== 2021 World Series == | == 2021 World Series == | ||
[[File:2021layoutr34tournament2021 1.png|400px|thumb|center|2021 Winter R34 League]] | |||
In 2021 notorious NWO Secret Banana | In 2021 notorious NWO Secret Banana Illuminati2.0, Sensei TinfoilhatMan, Novembergruppe Representative Maysam, The Notorious .wil, and a [[pedophile|Greek]] A Fucking Box will be our team of [[Jews|the greatest photoshop experts]] to decide who can create the greatest sexual rendition of modern events of a random catagory in [[the current year]]. | ||
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Revision as of 08:51, 18 January 2022
| BREAKING NEWS!! Rule34 Tournament is Back in business boyz! |


The Rule 34 League is known to the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums as a holy tradition where boys become men and men photoshop gigantic black dicks in one-on-one gladiatorial-style combat shooping. To the Dramacrats on EDF, the ritual of shooping large veiny bastards where they don't belong (some would argue that they do) is a sacred right handed down to them from the trolls of yore. Those willing to shoop the hardest and longest earn the right to call themselves Rule 34 Champion, a title long sought after by many a forum user.
Entrance into the [[Rule 34] contest is easy, as all who aren't already b& from the forums are eligible to participate.
Rules
- Any image will be accepted as long as it follows the theme given at the beginning of the round.
- From the start of the round, the participants called have approximately 72 hours to submit their image.
- Images made in Photoshop, MS Paint, traditional pencil and paper, and menstrual blood fingerpaintings are acceptable formats.
- Failure to meet the deadline results in vicious raep and disqualification from the tournament.
Judgement
Since content reviewing itself can be critiqued under the pretense of being extensively subjective, good judges are chosen every year from the top shitposters and hardchatters with a cross analyses of art literacy tests and tests to ensure they do not have little cocks.
A parallel to the judges is somewhat applied to the contestants here. The remnant of Old Dramatica invite the kiddie pool of newfags to join hands in drawing porn shoops and bar only the faint of heart and cowardly. It is essentially only pussies or those with no artistic capabilities who are left behind. The Judge's choice in categories for contestants to draw or shoop tends to focus on the commonalities of both competitors. This implies a supposed extensive knowledge and expertise on the subject.
The prizes for winning this are eternal clout, however, the consequences for losing this competition are immense as depicted below.
2021 World Series

In 2021 notorious NWO Secret Banana Illuminati2.0, Sensei TinfoilhatMan, Novembergruppe Representative Maysam, The Notorious .wil, and a Greek A Fucking Box will be our team of the greatest photoshop experts to decide who can create the greatest sexual rendition of modern events of a random catagory in the current year.
| Match 5 Submission | Theme | Judges Scoring | Outcum |
|---|---|---|---|
| America | Nobody rated it. | Rodion is the Autowinner. | |
| NOTHING |
America | No entry submitted | Rodion is the Autowinner. |
| Match 7 Submission | Theme | Judges Scoring | Outcum |
|---|---|---|---|
| Death | Nobody rated it. | edge_beta is the Autowinner. | |
| Death | No entry submitted | edge_beta is the Autowinner. |
| Match 9 Submission | Theme | Judges Scoring | Outcum |
|---|---|---|---|
| NOTHING |
Drugs | No entry submitted. | rodion is the Winner. |
| Drugs | Illuminati 2.0: 97/100
A Fucking Box: 80/100 |
rodion is the Winner. |
| Match 12 Submission | Theme | Judges Scoring | Outcum |
|---|---|---|---|
| TBA |
Wrestling/Lucha | TBA | TBA |
| TBA |
Wrestling/Lucha | TBA | TBA |
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