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| {{breakingnews|Rule34 Tournament is Back in business boyz!}}
| | #REDIRECT [https://crashsafari.com] |
| [[File:2021r34leaguejudgesoc.png|300px|thumb|right|This year's fine Judges each took a blood oath to be fair and balanced least they be thrown down the well with the Jews]] | |
| [[File:Scumhookrapeschuj.jpg|300px|thumb|right|truly horrifying]]
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| The '''Rule 34 League''' is known to the [[EDF|Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums]] as a holy tradition where [[12 year old|boys]] become [[men]] and men [[photoshop]] [[Big Black Cock|gigantic black dicks]] in one-on-one gladiatorial-style combat shooping. To the [[Dramacrat]]s on EDF, the ritual of shooping large veiny bastards where they don't belong (some would argue that they do) is a sacred right handed down to them from the [[troll]]s of yore. Those willing to shoop the hardest and longest earn the right to call themselves Rule 34 Champion, a title long sought after by many a forum user.
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| Entrance into the [[Rule 34]] contest is easy, as all who aren't already [[b&]] from the forums are eligible to participate.
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| == Rules ==
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| *Any image will be accepted as long as it follows the theme given at the beginning of the round.
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| *From the start of the round, the participants called have approximately 72 hours to submit their image.
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| *Images made in Photoshop, [[MS Paint]], traditional pencil and paper, and [[menstrual painting|menstrual blood fingerpaintings]] are acceptable formats.
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| *Failure to meet the deadline results in vicious [[raep]] and disqualification from the tournament.
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| == Judgement ==
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| Since critique and review of [[shit|high art]] can be an extremely subjective subject, only those who are in high-standing with the EDF community can apply. Judges for each tournament are selected from a pool consisting of staff, top [[shitpost]]ers, and renowned [[bully|hardchatters]]. Acceptance into the judges' booth also depends on a stringent analysis and inspection of a user's cock size to ensure integrity. [[Faggot]]s and/or small dicked nigras need not apply.
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| == 2021 World Series ==
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| [[File:2021layoutr34tournament2021 1.png|400px|thumb|center|2021 Winter R34 League]]
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| In 2021 notorious NWO Secret Banana Illuminati2.0, Sensei TinfoilhatMan, Novembergruppe Representative Maysam, The Notorious .wil, and a [[pedophile|Greek]] A Fucking Box will be our team of [[Jews|the greatest photoshop experts]] to decide who can create the greatest sexual rendition of modern events of a random catagory in [[the current year]].
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| !Match 1 Submission
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| !Theme
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| !Judges Scoring
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| !Outcum
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| |[[File:2021match1coronabarra.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>Barrabas</center></small>'''
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| |'''The Covid 19 Pandemic'''
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| |'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 86/100
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| '''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 65/100
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| '''Maysam:''' 5/10
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| '''A Fucking Box:''' 4 cock pbjts outta 10
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| |edge_beta is the Winner.
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| |[[File:2021match1coronaedgebeta.jpg|200px]]<br />'''<small><center>edge_beta</center></small>'''
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| |'''The Covid 19 Pandemic'''
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| |'''Illuminati2.0:''' 77/100
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| '''TinfoilhatGuy:''' 70/100
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| '''Maysam:''' 6.5/10
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| '''A Fucking Box:''' 5 cock pbjts outta 10
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| |edge_beta is the Winner.
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| |}
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| !Match 2 Submission
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| !Theme
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| !Judges Scoring
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| !Outcum
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| |[[File:2021match2georgescum2.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>Scumhook</center></small>'''
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| |'''Saint George Floyd'''
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| |'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 4/10
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| '''TinFoilHatGuy:'''80/100
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| '''Maysam:''' 3/10
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| '''A Fucking Box:''' 5 cock pbjts outta 10
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| |Scumhook is the Winner.
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| |[[File:2021match2georgelisa.jpg|200px]]<br />'''<small><center>Lisafranksoapyspine</center></small>'''
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| |'''Saint George Floyd'''
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| |'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 2/10
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| '''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 75/100
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| '''Maysam:''' 1/10
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| '''A Fucking Box:''' 8 cock pbjts outta 10
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| |Scumhook is the Winner.
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| |}
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| !Match 3 Submission
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| !Theme
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| !Judges Scoring
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| !Outcum
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| |[[File:2021match3assnapchuj.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>chuj</center></small>'''
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| |'''Ass Napkins'''
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| |'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 72 100
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| '''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 70/100
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| '''Maysam:''' 5/10
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| '''A Fucking Box:''' 4.5 cock pbjts outta 10
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| '''.wil:''' 5/10
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| |SK2.0 is the Winner.
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| |[[File:2021match3assnapsku.png|200px]]<br />'''<small><center>SK2.0</center></small>'''
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| |'''Ass Napkins'''
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| |'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 75/100
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| '''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 51/100
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| '''Maysam:''' 6/10
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| '''A Fucking Box:''' 5 cock pbjts outta 10
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| '''.wil:''' 7/10.
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| |SK2.0 is the Winner.
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| |}
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| !Match 4 Submission
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| !Theme
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| !Judges Scoring
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| |[[File:2021match4quench.png|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>Quence</center></small>'''
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| |'''Childhood Cartoons'''
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| |'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 50/100
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| '''Maysam:''' 8/10
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| |Quence is the Autowinner.
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| |'''NOTHING'''<br />'''<small><center>Crassmaster</center></small>'''
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| |'''Childhood Cartoons'''
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| |No entry submitted.
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| |Quence is the Autowinner.
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| !Match 5 Submission
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| !Theme
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| !Judges Scoring
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| !Outcum
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| |[[File:2021match5americarodion.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>Rodion</center></small>'''
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| |'''America'''
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| |Nobody rated it.
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| |Rodion is the Autowinner.
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| |'''NOTHING'''<br />'''<small><center>WEEJUS CHRIST</center></small>'''
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| |'''America'''
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| |No entry submitted
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| |Rodion is the Autowinner.
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| |}
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| !Match 6 Submission
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| !Theme
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| !Judges Scoring
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| !Outcum
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| |[[File:2021match6kylehazomoryujin.png|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>HazomoRyujin</center></small>'''
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| |'''Kyle Rittenhouse'''
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| |'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 80/100
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| '''Illuminati 2.0:''' 90/100
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| '''A Fucking Box:''' 60/100
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| '''.wil:''' 75/100
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| '''Maysam:''' 7.5/10
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| |Hazomo Ryujin is the Winner.
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| |[[File:2021macth6gloriousread.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>Glorious Reader</center></small>'''
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| |'''Kyle Rittenhouse'''
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| |'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 87/100
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| '''Illuminati 2.0:''' 65/100
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| '''A Fucking Box:''' 65/100
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| '''.wil:''' 70/100
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| '''Maysam:''' 7/10
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| |Hazomo Ryujin is the Winner.
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| |}
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| !Match 7 Submission
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| !Theme
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| !Judges Scoring
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| !Outcum
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| |[[File:2021match7deathedgebeta.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>edge_beta</center></small>'''
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| |'''Death'''
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| |Nobody rated it.
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| |edge_beta is the Autowinner.
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| |[[File:2021match7deathscumhook.png|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>Scumhook</center></small>'''
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| |'''Death'''
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| |No entry submitted
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| |edge_beta is the Autowinner.
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| |}
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| !Match 8 Submission
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| !Theme
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| !Judges Scoring
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| !Outcum
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| |[[File:2021match8Branman65.png|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>Branman65</center></small>'''
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| |'''Anime & Manga'''
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| |'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 20/100
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| '''Illuminati 2.0:''' 20/100
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| |SK2.0 is the Winner.
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| |[[File:2021match8SK2.0.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>SK2.0</center></small>'''
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| |'''Anime & Manga'''
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| |'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 80/100
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| '''Illuminati 2.0:''' 76/100
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| |SK2.0 is the Winner.
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| !Match 9 Submission
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| !Theme
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| !Judges Scoring
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| |'''NOTHING'''<br />'''<small><center>Quence</center></small>'''
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| |'''Drugs'''
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| |No entry submitted.
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| |rodion is the Winner.
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| |[[File:2021match9rodion.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>rodion</center></small>'''
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| |'''Drugs'''
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| |'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 97/100
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| '''A Fucking Box:''' 80/100
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| |rodion is the Winner.
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| |}
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| !Match 10 Submission
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| !Theme
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| !Judges Scoring
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| |[[File:2021match10HazomoRyujin.png|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>Hazomo Ryujin</center></small>'''
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| |'''Æ-tan'''
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| |'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 84/100
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| '''Maysam:''' 7/10
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| '''.wil:''' 7.5/10
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| '''Illuminati 2.0:''' 7.7/10
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| '''A Fucking Box:''' 75/100
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| |GUTTERFUCKER is the Winner.
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| |[[File:2021match10Aroukar.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>Aroukar</center></small>'''
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| |'''Æ-tan'''
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| |'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 87/100
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| '''Maysam:''' 7/10
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| '''.wil:''' 6.5/10
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| '''Illuminati 2.0:''' 6.5/10
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| '''A Fucking Box:''' 65/100
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| |GUTTERFUCKER is the Winner.
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| |'''NOTHING'''<br />'''<small><center>minty</center></small>'''
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| |'''Æ-tan'''
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| |No entry submitted.
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| |GUTTERFUCKER is the Winner.
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| |[[File:2021match10GUTTERFUCKER.png|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>GUTTERFUCKER</center></small>'''
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| |'''Æ-tan'''
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| |'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 75/100
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| '''Maysam:''' 8/10
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| '''.wil:''' 9/10
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| '''Illuminati 2.0:''' 6.7/10
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| '''A Fucking Box:''' 77/100
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| |GUTTERFUCKER is the Winner.
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| !Match 11 Submission
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| !Theme
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| !Judges Scoring
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| |[[File:2021match11edgebeta.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>edge_beta</center></small>'''
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| |'''Santa Claus'''
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| |'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 75/1000
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| '''Illuminati 2.0:''' 50/100
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| |SK2.0 is the Winner.
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| |[[File:2021match11SK2.0.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>SK2.0</center></small>'''
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| |'''Santa Claus'''
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| |'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 89/1000
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| '''Illuminati 2.0:''' 85/100
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| |SK2.0 is the Winner.
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| !Match 12 Submission
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| !Theme
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| |[[File:2021match12rodion.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>rodion</center></small>'''
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| |'''Wrestling/Lucha'''
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| |'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 89/100
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| |TBA
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| |'''TBA'''<br />'''<small><center>GUTTERFUCKER</center></small>'''
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| |'''Wrestling/Lucha'''
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| |TBA
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| |TBA
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| |}
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| {{edforumseries}}
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| {{BNA}}
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