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[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|What Dorian Thorn looks like.]] | |||
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|What Dorian Thorn's dick now looks like.]] | |||
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (aka '''Matt Thompson''') started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself. | [[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (aka '''Matt Thompson''') started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself. | ||
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Then, after [http://motherless.com/D7E4800 eating his own shit] and [http://motherless.com/D7E07FF drinking piss], he [http://motherless.com/D7E2905 removed his own dick] because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it. | Then, after [http://motherless.com/D7E4800 eating his own shit] and [http://motherless.com/D7E07FF drinking piss], he [http://motherless.com/D7E2905 removed his own dick] because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it. | ||
When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the internet does not forgive. | When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/S3rMnUs22s0lnhj save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the internet does not forgive. | ||
==Galleries== | ==Galleries== |
Revision as of 01:05, 23 October 2012
—Dorian Thorn |
Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (aka Matt Thompson) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.
He started a blog that featured him sucking over 9000 dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself:
- fucking his sister
- sucking off a dog and a horse
- running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings
- getting fired for running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings
- jerking off on his mom's picture, until he made himself impotent.
Then, after eating his own shit and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.
When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.
Galleries
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Sucking hundreds of cocks.
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Faggotry
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HE HAS NO DICK ANYMORE
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More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.
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And his mother.
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His wife fucks other guys now.
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Story of his life.
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Who is Claudia?
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Unaware there's a new ED.
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Totally not on the Internet anymore.
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Kid-friendly.
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Now with less dick!
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Just because your dick isn't on you doesn't mean it isn't on the Internet.
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Whining about his lack of dick on his deviantART
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More from deviantART
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More from deviantART
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More from deviantART
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More from deviantART
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More from deviantART
See Also
External links
- Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry
- deviantART
- Dorian explaining why he removed his dick
- Dorian Thorn's Facebook
- MySpace: "Dorian Lucifer Thorn"
- YouTube
Dorian's Porn Videos
- Jerking off
- Fucking his sister
- Fucking his sister AGAIN
- Eating His Own Shit
- Peeing out his eunuch stub
- The video where he accidentally made himself impotent
- Almost becoming an hero
- Pissing into his own mouth
- Cross-dressing, shitting, AND jerking off
- Assorted Best-Of compilation
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