Lord-Of-Death-Reiai

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Long Ago, In a Far Away Land,

There was once a gigantic, fucking, whiny otaku bitch known as Lord-Of-Death-Reiai, or just Reiai for short. She's a 19-year-old who acts like a child, has horrible spelling, grammar and punctuation, and is surrounded by shitty fantards who thinks that she is the most flawless person in the world.
She found her passion in life: to shit all over every single fandom she could by creating the most vomit-inducing mary sues ever. Her first target? Soul Nomad. Eventually she pissed off even moar people by adding the Disgaea fandom to her list. She created a tumblr dedicated to her shitty fancharacters, who were practically related to every single main character in every single Disgaea game ever made. Her main one was named Knives, who is apparently some genetic splice of the main character of Disgaea 3 (named Mao) and some Touhou chick. She smothered Knives all over the Disgaea fandom, trying to weed her way into getting tumblr famous. Many of her crappy fans flocked to her, under the impression that her OCs were pure fucking gold and they were flawless.
Not only are her fancharacters horrid, but her personality reflects it, as well. Whenever she's criticized for her characters, she flies into a rage and goes into a bitchfit for up to 2 hours and, during that time, she posts about her moody attitude because of it. She's also set on the idea that her characters are fucking perfect and, "although they have flaws, I will always and forever love them!"
Because of this attitude, many of the Disgaea fantards just fucking hate her guts, and wish that she would just get the fuck off the internet and do something productive with her life. Thankfully...

When Shit Hit the Fan

Last Thursday, one brave tumblr user decided to retaliate after Reiai 'Liked' a tumblr post she made, which was implicitly aimed at Reiai in the first place. They got so fucking fed up with Reiai and her shit that they made a post dedicated to her, telling her off and basically telling Reiai to kill off all her characters, delete her tumblr and get off the internet for good. Reiai proceeded to go ahead and send an ask to the tumblr user, which backfired because said tumblr user decided to humiliate her even more by making the ask public for EVERYONE to see, and point and laugh at her ugly mug. When all was said and done and the tumblr user brushed their hands off after basically crushing Reiai into the ground, 24 hours passed until Reiai finally posted a journal about it on her dA; the screenshots of both the tumblr post and the journal post can be seen in the gallery below.

List of Her Shitty OCs So Far

Since there are most likely over 9000, I'll barely go into detail on a few of them.

• Knives: Gigantic emo bitch that's 100000 years old in demon years, but is actually an underaged loli that is constantly put into sexual scenarios with other characters. As stated above, she's Mao's genetically-spliced daughter. She also has two sisters, but they remain unnamed.
• Reiai: A self-insert of Reiai herself, a lunar rabbit with tits the size of Mack trucks and the personality of a blow-up doll. Ends up being a lord of death, even though she's useless as shit. Also apparently the sex slave for Gig, one of the main characters from a shitty Soul Nomad game. Fucks Gig at least 100 times in every comic. Due to some difficulties uploading all of the little comic strips of her little 'Adventure', you can find the mother load here.
• Kiki: Laharl's daughter. She's part human, demon, and angel. Not much is known about her, but we're pretty sure you wouldn't name your child some weeaboo name meant for cats. All that is currently known about her is that she's a kawaii tsundere princess who likes sweets and has stupidly huge knockers for a teenage girl.
• Aquamarine: Also known as Aqua, she's a princess and the hellspawn of Almaz and Princess Sapphire from Disgaea 3. She also has heterochromia; having one red eye and one blue eye.
• Seishi: Some weird hellspawn between Artina (Disgaea 4) and her imaginary boyfriend's original character. She's also an invisible stalker angel who's rail thin even though she has to eat literally every 5 minutes to stay alive; also carries a backpack that allows her to pull every kind of food out of hammerspace.
• Dokirri: Apparently had a daughter with Valvatorez (Disgaea 4) named Adeline, who's half vampire, half human.
• Adeline: See above.
• Berry: Daughter of Raspberyl (Disgaea 3).
• Twinkle: Big Star (Disagea 3)'s daughter.
• Azusa: Daughter of Seraph Lamington (Disgaea 1) who carries the soul of Lucifer and has both dark and holy powers. Marries Laharl (Disgaea 1) and somehow makes Kiki.
• Maaka: Another Disgaea OC. Maaka is a gothic tsundere cannibalistic neko who is half-Japanese and half-Italian. Apparently she can turn into a giant demonic cat with metal claws when angered.

Her 'Horrible Social Life'

According to her dA journal, she apparently didn't give two fucks about school, hence why her grammar is so fucking horrible in the first place. She was also 'babied', so that's the perfect excuse to act like a child.

Quotes

“   im tia sunny call me Tia chan.Im the crazy insane bishnotch who created Bb and Cc anyway. to get a few things threw first IM NOT CREEPY im insane in the membrain insane in the brain seriously two WIZEYS MINE RAWR!!!! Three im really mellow so dont worry about me getting mad i dont get mad really .-. ALSO I AM NOT HOT DAMN IT!   „     —Reiai, being the psychopathic bitch she's always been.     “   Favorite visual artist: TRiPPY?   „     —Reiai, thinking she has a good taste when it comes to art.     “   Other Interests: ANNNNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OTAKU   „     —Reiai. As if THAT wasn't obvious already.     “   Personal Quote: hodai edo dokie/ "the world is my kitchen and everyone in it cater to me"   „     —No bitch, it's the other way around. Previous Quote | Next Quote

Gallery of Shitty Artwork

Avert your eyes! About missing Pics

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  Her art skills reflect her personality so well.
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  Look at the rack on this girl. SPOILER WARNING: It's Reiai.
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  If you seriously paid money to get your OC drawn by her, you should ask for your money back.
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  "I LOVE LOLIS! ^___^"

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  Oh look, a REFRANCE for Knives.
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  Princess Aquamarine
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  Fap material for the sick fucks out there.
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  Shit just hit...
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  The fan.
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  The ask that Reiai sent.
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  BAWWW MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE
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  BAWWW NOBODY LOVES ME Q_Q
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  The only shitty white knight that came to try and make her happy again.
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  Her response to any trolling attempt.
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  Look closely at the bottom right corner of the image the person replied with and tilt your screen back a little bit...
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  She decided to shit on Madorka Magayca, too.

External Links

Lord-Of-Death-Reiai Her main dA.
ilikereiai A shitty backup account. Be sure to send her love here, too.
Her shitty OC's Tumblr page. Be sure to send her lots of love! <3
Her Main Tumblr page.
Some shitty 'Walfas' page of hers.
Her Gaia Online profile.

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