Adele

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Adele is an oversized fat whale JUST like Girlvinyl, except that she sings and it sounds like shit.

Her Son

Last Thursday news spreaded that Adele had not aborted her baby and instead decided to give birth to yet another glob of useless lard on a Friday. Shit leaked out via Twitter and like sharks to blood in open water then came the interbutt trolls. They all congratulated Adele by giving a nice warm welcome to the glob and gave her advice on how to prepare it for life as the new fuglier Susan Boyle. She took the nice warm congrats very srsly... then bawww'd to the Internet Police before auctioning her 'misery' to commercial media outlets.

	“	Aw Adele gave birth to a baby :,) is it fat and Handicapped lol just murder it already lol	„
	—Venessa Bieber responding to her girlfriend's tweet

	“	Another Twitter user wrote: 'I’ll go see her in the UK and kill her', while another retweeted the message, adding: 'And kill her baby.' Many other users wrote that Adele would have more material to write about if she suffered from post-natal depression, or if her son died, while others said they hadn't realised Adele was pregnant because she is overweight.	„
	— Daily Mail

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Gallery

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  Adele's many thanks to all her fans out there after the trollin incident. She's as fat as always.
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  Gaga responding to one of Adele's many thanks
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  An unfunny meme about her
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  No Exceptions

External links

• Her MySpace shit
•  Official Twitter
• A shitty Wiki focusing on Adele
•  Her Facebook page
• Her shitsite

See also

• Fat
• FGAS
• Girlvinyl
• MAN THE HARPOONS

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