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Someone on the internet who is smarter than [[you]]. Sometimes hired as a consultant to an [[internet lawyer]] or else a [[sock puppet]] of an internet lawyer. | Someone on the internet who is smarter than [[you]]. Sometimes hired as a consultant to an [[internet lawyer]] or else a [[sock puppet]] of an internet lawyer. | ||
The qualified | [[LJDrama]] often employed detectives to dig up background info on drama, specifically when the drama originated [[IRL]]. The detectives utilize their skills to reveal all relevant information regarding the participants, the real cause of the drama, and may even suggest possible resolutions. | ||
[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] often employs e-detectives to dig up background info on drama, specifically when the drama originated [[OL]]. The e-detectives utilize their skills to reveal all [[Relevant to my interests|relevant]] information regarding the participants, the real cause of the drama, and may even suggest possible resolutions. Barring those, they'll [[bullshit]] their way through. | |||
==Skills== | |||
The qualified Internet Detective{{tm}} will possess the following skills: | |||
:* Proficiency with [[lulz]] | :* Proficiency with [[lulz]] | ||
:* Proficiency with [[WHOIS]]. | :* Proficiency with [[WHOIS]]. | ||
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:* Familiarity with [[drama]]. | :* Familiarity with [[drama]]. | ||
:* Being able to combine the above skills with [[Google]]. This includes, but is not limited to, regular Google, [[Google images]], [[Googlecash]], Google Earth, and Google Maps with satellite. | :* Being able to combine the above skills with [[Google]]. This includes, but is not limited to, regular Google, [[Google images]], [[Googlecash]], Google Earth, and Google Maps with satellite. | ||
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Revision as of 23:33, 14 November 2012
Honorary Ed Lolington
Detective
is part of a series on
Internet Law.
[With Liberty and Drama for All]
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Someone on the internet who is smarter than you. Sometimes hired as a consultant to an internet lawyer or else a sock puppet of an internet lawyer.
LJDrama often employed detectives to dig up background info on drama, specifically when the drama originated IRL. The detectives utilize their skills to reveal all relevant information regarding the participants, the real cause of the drama, and may even suggest possible resolutions.
Encyclopedia Dramatica often employs e-detectives to dig up background info on drama, specifically when the drama originated OL. The e-detectives utilize their skills to reveal all relevant information regarding the participants, the real cause of the drama, and may even suggest possible resolutions. Barring those, they'll bullshit their way through.
Skills
The qualified Internet Detective™ will possess the following skills:
- Proficiency with lulz
- Proficiency with WHOIS.
- Three years experience with internet stalking.
- Familiarity with Internet Law.
- Familiarity with drama.
- Being able to combine the above skills with Google. This includes, but is not limited to, regular Google, Google images, Googlecash, Google Earth, and Google Maps with satellite.
Detectives on YT
- The Mole (cf. Argent009)
- CircaRigel