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| {{Nigdelude}}[[File:Martin-luther-king-being-arrested.jpg|200px|thumb|MLK proving that [[niggas]] will always nig, not matter how [[oxymoron|educated]]]]
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| [[File:Mlk_day_robert_e_lee.jpg|thumb|His dream came true.]]
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| '''Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.''' (often incorrectly referred to by your local weatherman as '''Martin Luther Coon King, Jr.''') was a famous [[civil rights]] [[Slacktivist|activist]] and professional [[Uncle Tom]] who, back in the [[1960s]], pissed off all his fellow [[negroes]] by telling the world that he [[Unrealistic Expectations|had a dream]]. A dream that, one day, blacks and whites would come together in [[peace]] and [[love]] to create a Utopian society where [[niglet|nigger children]] and [[School shooter|cracker children]] could [[die]] in school shootings together and use the same restrooms so they'd all have the opportunity to laugh at [[Bruce Jenner]] using a urinal while wearing a dress.
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| On April 4, 1968, Dr. King's dream finally came true as he was given true [[equality]] and joined former [[United States]] [[President]] '''[[John F. Kennedy]]''' in being fucking shot to death. [[Some argue|The official narrative claims]] that an amateur [[porn]] director and [[inbred]] [[cracker]] named '''James Earl Ray''' (a.k.a. '''Eric Starvo Galt''') was responsible for King's [[assassination]] – most likely because he was mad that his sister found a black man to be more attractive than him. Although it's worth noting that Martin Luther King's own family members [[Conspiracy Theories|don't actually believe that Ray was the shooter]] and still think he [[DINDU NUFFIN]].
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| ==Early Years==
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| [[File:Niggersjews.jpg|left|200px|thumb|To his credit, MILK at least hated Jews (though his nigger brain was insufficient to realize that he would need them for affirmative action).]]
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| [[File:Mlk_jewhatin.gif|200px|thumb|Martin Luther, author of such books as: On the Jews and their Lies (1543).]]
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| Imam King, then known by his [[Christian|Western]] name, [[Michael]], was born in [[shit no one cares about|Atlanta]], [[rednecks|Georgia]]. Upon visiting [[Hitler|Germany in 1934]], the family changed their names to Martin Luther, in honor of famous [[truth|Anti-Jew warrior]] Martin Luther.
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| {{Quote|Jews are a base, whoring people, that is, no people of God, and their boast of lineage, circumcision, and law must be accounted as filth.|Martin Luther, when asked to comment on the Final Solution}}
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| When King became 13, like many youth today, he decided to [[pretentious|rebel]] against his parents and against [[You|white culture]] by becoming an [[infidel|atheist]]. King later boasted that he [[Objection|questioned]] the [[zombie|bodily resurrection]] of [[Obama|Jesus]] in school, helping to corrupt the youth and to further his Communist agenda.
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| {{Quote|Doubts began to spring forth unrelentingly|Doubts are a euphemism for boners in MILK's 13 year old mind}}
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| ==In School==
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| [[File:Niggers_gonna_nig.jpg|left|200px|thumb|Educated niggers]]
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| [[File:The-dream-lives-on.jpg|right|200px|thumb|MLK it's known to inspire niggers to be the best they can be.]]
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| As he was, in fact, a black person, MILK had a pronounced [[hate|distaste]] for [[white people|schools]]. A lazy [[crack|drug]] addict, MILK skipped class all of ninth and twelfth grade, preferring instead to spread his [[penis|message]] of [[roofies|peace]] and [[rape|love]] to the [[women|people]]. As a result of his own [[retard|inability]] to keep pace with the students of [[Germany|superior races]], MILK dropped out of high school. However, he had little business sense or spirit of entrepreneurship, and therefor did not succeed at his first career choice, drug dealer. Instead, he used the [[witchcraft|powers]] of Affirmative Action (a ritual penned by [[Satan|Aleister Crowley]] in 1934 in order to feed his own cocaine addiction) to gain entry to a local community college.
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| Once in college, MILK [[lazy|realized]] that you had to actually work in college. So instead of getting a real degree, MILK opted to get a [[hippy|liberal arts degree in sociology]]. [[retard|Unable to come up with an original thought]] himself (Niggers lost the gene responsible for this after the fall of Ancient Egypt), MILK resorted to [[lazy|copying]] his final paper from other people. Because one bullshit degree was not enough to [[get a life|get a job]], he then had a brilliant idea--[[obvious|Christians are stupid!]] He entered theological [[church|school]] and saved up enough Malt Liquor Lids to get a free mail-order Bachelor of Divinity. Once out and off parole, MILK spent some years conning [[retards|Christians]] into giving him money.
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| ==Converting to Islam==
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| [[File:Mlkvsray.jpg|right|200px|thumb|MILK declaring FATWA on James Earl Ray, who later acted in self-defense.]]
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| [[File:Malcomxandmartinpic.jpg|left|150px|thumb|MLK and known [[rape|rapist]] & [[terrorist]] Malcom X, asking where are the white women at]]
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| MILK had grown tired of his [[hippy|nonviolent]] charade and faux-Christianity, and instead decided to return to his black person. He began to converse with known terrorists, including Elijah Muhammad and [[Malcolm X]], and plotted to commit acts of treason against the United States of America in order to further his Islamist and Communist agenda.
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| After initially being introduced to Islam and its prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him), MILK decided to follow in his leaders footsteps by [[stick it in her pooper|sodomizing]] a [[pedophile|9 year old white girl]]. Upon reaching [[I came|nirvana]] (read: orgasm while balls-deep in [[loli|a nine year old]] [[vagina|cooch]]), MILK decided that he would dedicate the rest of his life to Islam, working as a secret Muslim (a tactic later adopted by fellow Muslim Communist, Barack Hussein Obama), and became Imam and a most worshipful grand master mason of the 33rd degree of the Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite of Freemasonry.
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| <center>This group of burly niggers in funny hats is right.</center>
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| ==On Communism==
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| [[File:KingCommunistHighlander.jpg|right|200px|thumb|King, demonstrating his unwavering support for the Glorious Proletariat of the USSR.]]
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| [[File:MLK-COMMIE-STATUE.jpg|right|200px|thumb|King's actions inspired a new generation of commie nigras.]]
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| {{Quote|You [[censorship|can’t talk]] about [[final solution|solving]] the [[poor|economic problem]] of the black person without talking about [[affirmative action|billions of dollars]]. You can’t talk about ending the slums without first [[looting|saying profit must be taken out of slums]]. You’re really tampering and getting on dangerous ground because you are messing with folk then. You are messing with captains of industry... Now this means that we are treading in difficult water, because it really means that we are saying that [[lie|something is wrong...with capitalism]]... There must be a better distribution of wealth and maybe America must move toward [[communism|a Democratic Socialism]].|MILK on his plan to tax and spend billions of dollars, deny jobs to low-income households, destroy small businesses, trash capitalism, and betray the country to the USSR}}
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| MILK was a [[lazy|poor]] nigger. Whereas [[truth|all poor people are poor because they are lazy]], and whereas all niggers are lazy, it was inevitable that MILK would blame his laziness-induced poorness on others. [[Marx|Marxism]] provides the perfect vehicle for this [[shit no one cares about|externalized insecurity]], as it places all of the [[rage|blame]] for ones failures on [[Jews|a mysterious group]] of individuals who extract [[welfare|wealth from the producers of society]].
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| {{Quote|Niggers, anywhere, are a threat to justice everywhere!|Excerpt from a letter penned by Martin Looter Coon Jr while detained in Birmingham Jail, April 16, 1963}}
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| <center>{{morphquote|MLKcommie|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;|If a city has a 30% Negro population, then it is [[Faulty Logic|logical to assume]] that Negroes should have at least 30% of the jobs in any particular company, and jobs in all categories rather than only in menial areas|MILK on why we should give him our wallets|No amount of gold could provide an adequate compensation for the exploitation and humiliation of the Negro in America down through the centuries...Yet a price can be placed on unpaid wages. The ancient common law has always provided a remedy for the appropriation of a the labor of one human being by another. This law should be made to apply for American Negroes. The payment should be in the form of a massive program by the government of special, compensatory measures which could be regarded as a settlement in accordance with the accepted practice of common law.|MILK blaming his inability to hold job on something that happened almost 100 years before he was born|When a Hollywood performer, lacking distinction even as an actor, can become a leading war hawk candidate for the presidency, only the irrationalities induced by war psychosis can explain such a turn of events.|MILK blaspheming mein fuhrer}}</center>
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| Later in life, MILK's devotion to the USSR manifested in his opposition to the Vietnam War. As all [[Republicans|real Americans]] know, the Vietnam War was an effort to [[bomb|distribute]] freedom to [[Communists|Vietnamese citizens]]. MILK, however, said that America "[[truth|had committed more war crimes than any nation in the world]]". And, in order to demean the brave Americans participating in the [[Ron Paul|Ronald Reagan]] R[EVOL]UTION, said that "[w]hen a [[Ronald Reagan|Hollywood performer]], [[fail|lacking distinction even as an actor]], can become a leading [[rapist|war hawk]] candidate for the presidency, only the [[retardation|irrationalities]] induced by war psychosis can explain such a [[fail|turn of events]]".
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| == Speech ==
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| Martin Luther King Jr. sat in a train. The other passengers where wanking their Kindles and [[iPad]]s while he read psalms on his niggardly Blackberry. He saw some young boys playing [[Nintendo DS]]. He also heard teenagers who talked gibberish jargon about some game. When he discerned asscheek thumping from the toilet he arose from his feet, and rushed to pull the emergency brake, leading the train standed for 30 minutes. According to scientists he then followed to exclaim "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfuckin' honkeys on this motherfuckin' train!"<sup><small>[[Kittens|[1]]]</small></sup> Other scientists instead reported that he said that he wanted to "bring all the people's hectic lifestyle to a screeching halt.<sup><small>[[Lolrus|[2]]]</small></sup> Then his ever so famous monologue began:
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| {{quote| I go back to the South not with a feeling that we are caught in a dark dungeon that will never lead to a way out. I go back believing that the new day is coming. And so this afternoon, I have a [[dream]]. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.| color=chartreuse}}
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| He went through the train corridor. His speech continued when he saw males in their thirties doing some shit on their tablet.
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| {{quote|I have a dream that one day, right down in [[Georgia]] and [[Mississippi]] and [[Alabama]], the sons of former [[tourneyfag]]s and the sons of former griefers will be able to live together as brothers.|color=chartreuse}}
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| He then proceeded in the corridor untill he saw children leaned over to snot encrusted Nintendo DS:es.
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| {{quote|I have a dream this afternoon, I have a dream that one day, one day little computer children and little console children will share their games as brothers and sisters.|color=chartreuse}}
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| After that he continued walking untill he came to the cubicle where the boys with their game discussion sat.
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| {{quote|I have a dream this afternoon that one day, that one day men will no longer [[rage quit]] simply because people want to be free. <br> I have a dream this afternoon, I have a dream, that there will be a day that we will no longer face the atrocities that [[Anita Sarkeesian]] had to face or [[Phil Fish]] had to face, that all men can live with dignity.|color=chartreuse}}
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| Then he encountered girls with too little and too much make up, gossiping about some girl's weirdness.
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| {{quote|I have a dream this afternoon that my four little children, that my four little children will not come up in the same young days that I came up within, but they will be judged on the basis of the elegance of their tea-bagging, not the hotness of their girlfriends. <br> I have a dream this afternoon that one day right here in Detroit, children will be able to buy a console or purchase a game anywhere that their money will carry them and never feel cheated.|color=chartreuse}}
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| He started walking again only to stop and start speaking to a balding man with grinning teeth counting [[Magic|Magic: The Gathering]] cards.
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| {{quote|Yes, I have a dream this afternoon that one day in this land the words of [[Video Game Reviewers |amateur critics]] will become real and Video Game Reviewers will roll down like waters, and righteousness like a mighty stream." <br> I have a dream this evening that one day we will recognize the words of [[Thomas Jefferson|Jefferson]] that "All men should state long before the game has started how long they can stay", and that there shall be no lag, no disconnections and a pursuit of happiness rather than skill. I have a dream this afternoon. <br> I have a dream that "every man who calls himself a pro despite not getting paid shall get a life, every beginner shall be left alone; the crooked places shall be made straight, and the rough places plain; and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together." <br> I have a dream this afternoon that the brotherhood of man will become a [[reality]] in this day. <br> And with this [[faith]] I will go out and carve a tunnel of [[hope]] through the mountain of despair. With this faith, I will go out with you and transform dark yesterdays into bright tomorrows. With this faith, we will be able to achieve this new day when all of God's children, tourneyfags and griefers, noobs and pros, blockbuster- and oldie gamers, will be able to join hands and sing in the spiritual of old: "Free at last! Free at last! Thank [[God]] almighty, we are free at last!"'''|color=chartreuse}}
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| ==Remembrance and Legacy==
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| [[Image:MLK_Day_Lulz.jpg|thumb]]
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| In this day and age, MLK Junior Day is largely celebrated as a pseudo-holiday with roughly 1/3rd of the US populace getting to slack off from their jobs to "celebrate" a hypocritically racist asshole & old-school social-engineering-hacker who only managed to accomplish anything in life because he excelled at making a "victim" of himself and others (including children, which he routinely used as human shields.) A proverbial racial terrorist, he openly invited assassination in order to ensure martyrdom and to solidify his historical presence. He was essentially nothing more than a slightly more evolved version of a suicide bomber who, in the long run, did far more to damage the "black cause" by creating the very "victim culture" that wound up perpetuated and celebrated for countless decades after.
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| That "victim culture" has become the de-facto standard mentality for blacks in the United States, who continually use it as an excuse to be lazy, uneducated, ignorant and to explain their inability to function like little more than lesser man-animal versions of their white counterparts.
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| ==Gallery==
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| File:Martin Luther King Portrait Coloring.jpg
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[Barack Obama]]
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| * [[Black History Month]]
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| * [[Mark Essex]]
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| * [[Islam]]
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| * [[Communism]]
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| * [[Atheism]]
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| * [[Liberals]]
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| * [[Hitler]]
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| == External links ==
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| {{lulzhistory}}
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| {{afro}}
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