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{{Spoiler|DORIAN THORN TROLLED HIS OWN PENIS OFF}}
<br>[[File:Dorian-thorn-before-after.jpg|center|900px|thumb|Something seems to be missing from the right-hand picture...]]<br>
{{quote|the days of online Thorn nudity are behind us|Dorian Thorn}}
{{quote|I no longer have a penis.  This was not a medically necessary procedure at all.  It was done with the encouragement of some people I met online, in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.|Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.}}
<br>[[File:Thorn public domain.jpg|center]]<br>
[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|The face of a man with no penis.]]
[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|What Dorian Thorn looks like.]]
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick.]]
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|What Dorian Thorn's dick now looks like.]]
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (aka '''Matt Thompson''') started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (aka '''Matt Thompson''') started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.


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File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.
File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|Faggotry
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|Faggotry
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|HE HAS NO DICK ANYMORE
File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Practice makes perfect!
File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.
File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.
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File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://www.slutload.com/watch/Brv0q32aCIj/Sister-fucks-brother.html Loves his sister.]
File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://www.slutload.com/watch/Brv0q32aCIj/Sister-fucks-brother.html Loves his sister.]
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother.
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother.
File:Claudia thorn fucking again.jpg|His wife fucks other guys now.
File:Thorn public domain.jpg|More people have seen his dick than his face.
Image:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.
Image:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.
File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is Claudia?
File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is Claudia?
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File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.
File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.
File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Now with less dick!
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|Now with less dick!
File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Just because your dick isn't on you doesn't mean it isn't on the Internet.
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]

Revision as of 03:44, 9 December 2012


Something seems to be missing from the right-hand picture...


   
 
I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of some people I met online, in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.
 

 
 

—Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.

The face of a man with no penis.
Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick.

Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (aka Matt Thompson) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.

He started a blog that featured him sucking over 9000 dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself:

Then, after eating his own shit and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.

When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.

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