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<br>[[File:Dorian-thorn-before-after.jpg|center|900px|thumb|Something seems to be missing from the right-hand picture...]]<br> | |||
{{quote|I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of some people I met online, in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.|Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.}} | |||
<br>[[File: | [[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|The face of a man with no penis.]] | ||
[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb| | [[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick.]] | ||
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[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (aka '''Matt Thompson''') started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself. | [[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (aka '''Matt Thompson''') started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself. | ||
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File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks. | File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks. | ||
File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|Faggotry | File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|Faggotry | ||
File:Dorian-thorn- | File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Practice makes perfect! | ||
File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick. | File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick. | ||
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File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://www.slutload.com/watch/Brv0q32aCIj/Sister-fucks-brother.html Loves his sister.] | File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://www.slutload.com/watch/Brv0q32aCIj/Sister-fucks-brother.html Loves his sister.] | ||
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother. | File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother. | ||
File: | File:Thorn public domain.jpg|More people have seen his dick than his face. | ||
Image:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life. | Image:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life. | ||
File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is Claudia? | File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is Claudia? | ||
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File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore. | File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore. | ||
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly. | File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly. | ||
File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Now with less dick! | File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|Now with less dick! | ||
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART] | File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART] | ||
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART] | File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART] |
Revision as of 03:44, 9 December 2012
—Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick. |
Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (aka Matt Thompson) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.
He started a blog that featured him sucking over 9000 dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself:
- fucking his sister
- sucking off a dog and a horse
- running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings
- getting fired for running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings
- jerking off on his mom's picture, until he made himself impotent.
Then, after eating his own shit and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.
When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.
Galleries
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Sucking hundreds of cocks.
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Faggotry
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Practice makes perfect!
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Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.
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Thorn family portrait. Dorian has
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More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.
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HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS
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And his mother.
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More people have seen his dick than his face.
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Story of his life.
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Who is Claudia?
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Unaware there's a new ED.
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Totally not on the Internet anymore.
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Kid-friendly.
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Now with less dick!
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Whining about his lack of dick on his deviantART
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More from deviantART
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More from deviantART
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More from deviantART
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More from deviantART
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More from deviantART
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Sucking dick.
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Loving cum.
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Getting assfucked.
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Proving he would fap to anything.
See Also
External links
- Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry
- Dorian explaining why he removed his dick
- His deviantArt page. Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.
- His MySpace page
- His facebook profile, drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!
- His JewTube Channel Give all his vids a dislike rating!!
Dorian's Porn Videos
- Jerking off
- Fucking his sister
- Fucking his sister AGAIN
- Eating His Own Shit
- Peeing out his eunuch stub
- The video where he accidentally made himself impotent
- Almost becoming an hero
- Pissing into his own mouth
- Cross-dressing, shitting, AND jerking off
- Assorted Best-Of compilation
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