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| | <span style="font-size:5em;">'''BING''' IS A FUCKING SHITTY KNOCKOFF OF GOOGLE.</span> |
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| [[File:Bing_picture.png|thumb|center|800px|bing's pretty picture du jour]]
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| [[File:Carmella-bing-sucks-a-hard-cock.jpg|thumb|Bing's namesake Carmella Bing, doing what Bing does [[suck|best]].]]
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| [[File:bingissmart.jpg|thumb|Bing has [[truth|relevant]] [[ads|news]] all the time!]]
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| '''Bing''' is a [[crap|carp]] search engine and the brain-fart of [[Bill Gates]]'s malaria addled brain. Launched in [[2009]] as an alternative to the [[Google]], Bing's [[USI|mission statement]] is that it is a "[[what|decision engine]]" that will [[pwn]] Google's market domination by offering fewer results and less [[harbl|clutter]] delivered via in interface of pretty pictures. Yeah, good luck with that Bill...
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| Bing is named after [[pr0n]] star [http://www.freeones.com/html/c_links/Carmella_Bing/ Carmella Bing] because it sucks a lot of cock and so does she.
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| ==Mission Staement== | |
| Bing argues (and spams TV with gay ads) that searching for anything on Google to akin to searching for a needle in a haystack -something it calls "[[Overload Syndrome]]". Since [[Google]] does (indeed)- cough up millions of random, tangential results from every single blog, [[shitter]] post and forum on the Interwebs as alleged information, bing has a point. However, since the human race is already hardwired to use Google for everything, [[nobody cares]] about bing. Plus since [[wikipedia:Google_(verb)|Google is now a verb]] listed in the [[fact|Oxford English Dictionary]], the chances of "'''Googling'''" being replaced by "'''Binging'''" are slim to none.
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| ==Workarounds==
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| Bing's default filter setting is [[SFW|Moderate]]. This means it is supposed to block [[NSFW]] images and vidyas, but '''not text'''. Ergo, ED should be all up in your grill without having to fuck with it, however, Bing is made of [[faggotry]] and [[FAIL]] so you have to turn it to '''Off''' and [[win|Bob's your uncle]].
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| [[File:Bing_prefs.png|thumb|center|800px|bing's default setting: Moderate Filter: [[pr0n|adult images and videos]] <big>[[lies|'''but not text''']]</big> from your search results.]]
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| ==Meanwhile==
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| Meanwhile, you can search for [[porn]] without adjusting the filter and get [[hypocrisy|plenty of hardcore pr0n links from Bing]]. Go figure.
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| [[File:Bing_porn.png|thumb|center|800px|Moderate pr0n?]]
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| ==Bing Works==
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| [[File:Searching_bing_sucks.png|thumb|800px|center|Searching for "bing sucks" with the filter off, Bing cuts through the crap and gets [[porn|specific results]] relevant to [[fap|our interest]].]]
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| ==Google vs Bing==
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| [[File:Bing-sucks.png|thumb|center|500px|Indeed.]]
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Google]]
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| *[[Google Killer]]
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| *[[Microsoft]]
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| *[[Censorship]]
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| *[[SFW Porn]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYVCk10AzS0 Googling with Bing]
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| *[http://www.facebook.com/Bing bing's Facebook]
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| *[http://www.taranfx.com/why-bing-sucks-top-5-reasons Why bing sucks]
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| *[http://www.bing.com/community/forums/t/647852.aspx bing community]
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| [[Category:Sites]][[Category:Internets Phenomena]][[Category:Faggotry]][[Category:2009]][[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
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BING IS A FUCKING SHITTY KNOCKOFF OF GOOGLE.
