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File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|Faggotry
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File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Practice makes perfect!
File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Practice makes perfect!
File:Dorian thorn ruins his dick.jpg|Castrating himself. [http://motherless.com/D7DFD1D FULL VIDEO HERE]
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File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.
File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.
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File:Dorian thorn family.jpg|Thorn family portrait.  Dorian has <s>probably</s> definitely fucked everyone in this picture.
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.
Image:Dorian-thorn-banana-bitch.jpg|HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS
Image:Dorian-thorn-banana-bitch.jpg|HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS

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I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of some people I met online, in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.
 

 
 

—Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.

The face of a man with no penis.
Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick.

Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (aka Matt Thompson) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.

He started a blog that featured him sucking over 9000 dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself:

Then, after eating his own shit and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.

When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.

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