Grove

bzb mercilessly attacks #ed

#grove is a notoriously illegal irc network run by the criminal dolphin located on irc.grovenation.net (formerly irc.grove.bz). Grove has been widely successful in making a name for itself by trolling soft chatting losers like januszeal, Buttes, and all of #ed, in addition to hilarious channel takeovers on almost a daily basis.

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dolphin and grove troll #skyrim

<Grove

09:12 <nikkki> oooooo shi
09:12 <nikkki> its happening again
09:12 <dolphin> WOW THERE WE GO AGAIN LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BEING ATTACKED HOLY 
                FUCKING SHIT SOMEBODY HELP
09:13 <nikkki> HALP
09:13 <nikkki> somebody please
09:14 <nikkki> what in the fuck is askyrim
09:14 <nikkki> a skyrim
09:14 <nikkki> i join #skyrim
09:14 <dolphin> idk but you seem to be the only one worried about it
09:14 <nikkki> there is noone in thst channel

09:15 <dolphin> blogging about #skyrim in #grove in true lolcow fashion
09:15 <nikkki> theres no one in that channel.....
09:15 <nikkki> its is empty
09:15 <nikkki> i just looked
09:17 <dolphin> d/c
09:17 <nikkki> disconnected?
09:17 <nikkki> slyrim disconnected?
09:17 <dolphin> idk
09:17 <nikkki> skyrim
09:17 <nikkki> hm
09:17 <nikkki> man
09:17 <nikkki> this is odd bro
09:18 <nikkki> wtf is a #skyrim
09:18 <nikkki> anyway
09:18 <dolphin> idk
09:18 <nikkki> yeah who knows
09:18 <dolphin> blog about it more
09:19 -!- S1MB4 [[email protected]] has joined #grove

09:19 -!- mode/#grove [+v S1MB4] by NickServ
09:19 <S1MB4> AHUHuahuhAUHUEHAU
09:19 <nikkki> o hai
09:19 <S1MB4> hope nikkki enjoy ddos:)))
09:19 <nikkki> wtf is a #skyrim guise
09:19 <S1MB4> have plenty packet for he
09:19 <nikkki> nikki = offensive
09:19 <nikkki> noob
09:19 <S1MB4> in future:))
09:19 <nikkki> her real name
09:19 <nikkki> want address]and phone number
09:19 <nikkki> i have
09:19 <nikkki> street view of house
09:19 <nikkki> form google maps
09:20 <nikkki> so please
09:20 <nikkki> packet offensive
09:20 <S1MB4> have plenty of packet for ip68-1-135-69.mc.at.cox.net :)))
09:20 <nikkki> oh noes

09:20 <nikkki> oh noes
09:20 <S1MB4> your family is fucked comin sooon :)))
09:20 <nikkki> plz dont do that
09:20 -!- S1MB4 [[email protected]] has quit [emoquit: 
          Leaving]
09:20 <dolphin> wow
09:20 <nikkki> lol emopart
09:20 <dolphin> he didn't part
09:20 <nikkki> bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
09:20 <dolphin> are u an idiot
09:20 <nikkki> yeah
09:20 <nikkki> must be
09:21 <nikkki> i dont know
09:21 <dolphin> yeah gotta be
09:21 <nikkki> he saud hes gonna packet offensive
09:21 <nikkki> ........
09:21 <dolphin> yeah i hope her cox internet won't be too stunned by simbas 
                packets
09:21 <nikkki> yeah me too

09:21 <nikkki> yeah me too
09:21 <nikkki> that would be horrible
09:22 <nikkki> fucking noobs
09:22 <nikkki> afraid of ddos and shit
09:22 <dolphin> ya
09:22 <dolphin> also the noobs that bitch about botfloods
09:22 <nikkki> i know right
09:22 <dolphin> and get emo over it
09:22 <dolphin> ya
09:22 <nikkki> fucking emo fags
09:22 <dolphin> arent they some fucking fags
09:22 <nikkki> bitchin bout bot floods
09:22 <dolphin> tru
09:22 <nikkki> yeah dude
09:22 <nikkki> huge fags
09:22 <nikkki> #bearcave style
09:22 <dolphin> what do you think we should do about those fags nikkki 
09:22 <nikkki> big hairy fags
09:23 <nikkki> i dont know man

09:23 <nikkki> i dont know man
09:23 <nikkki> drop them
09:23 <nikkki> 'me hums jeopardy tune and wats to be ddos
09:23 <dolphin> wats to be ddos
09:23 <nikkki> i dont know
09:23 <nikkki> what is ddos?
09:23 <dolphin> I DONT KNOW
09:23 <dolphin> I DONT KNOW
09:23 <dolphin> I DONT KNOW
09:23 <dolphin> I DONT KNOW
09:23 <nikkki> and packets
09:23 <dolphin> you are one dumb faggot LOL
09:23 <nikkki> im confused
09:23 <mr_vile> wtf1
09:23 <nikkki> like sugar pacets?
09:23 <dolphin> wtf
09:23 <dolphin> idk
09:23 <nikkki> hm
09:24 <dolphin> what is ________

09:24 <dolphin> what is ________
09:24 <nikkki> i dont know dolhi
09:24 <dolphin> wtf
09:24 <dolphin> idk
09:24 <dolphin> i dont konw
09:24 <dolphin> wtf
09:24 <dolphin> what is________
09:24 <nikkki> I DONT KNOW
09:24 <nikkki> but i need some sugar packets
09:24 <nikkki> to make some buck
09:24 <nikkki> jailhouse liquor
09:24 <nikkki> bc im in jail riht no
09:24 <nikkki> making wine in my toilet
09:24 <nikkki> that and i need a honey bun
09:24 <nikkki> for yeast
09:24 <nikkki> to fermnt
09:24 <nikkki> please
09:24 <nikkki> send sugar packets
09:25  * nikkki waits for packets of sugar

09:26 -!- mode/#grove [+b *!*@grove-FFC8BEA1.mc.at.cox.net] by UTOPOS
09:26 -!- nikkki was kicked from #Grove by UTOPOS [enough lols for today, I'll 
          be botflooding skyrim shortly]
09:26 <dolphin> oh shit
09:26 <dolphin> lol
09:27 -!- mode/#grove [-b *!*@grove-FFC8BEA1.mc.at.cox.net] by dolphin
09:36 -!- nikkki [[email protected]] has joined #grove
09:36 -!- mode/#grove [+v nikkki] by NickServ
09:36 <nikkki> omg
09:37 <nikkki> waiting for skyrim flood
09:37 <nikkki> please
09:37 <nikkki> dont
09:37 -!- mode/#grove [+b *!*@grove-FFC8BEA1.mc.at.cox.net] by UTOPOS
09:37 -!- nikkki was kicked from #Grove by UTOPOS [enough lols for today, I'll 
          be botflooding skyrim shortly]
09:37 -!- mode/#grove [-b *!*@grove-FFC8BEA1.mc.at.cox.net] by dolphin
09:37 <dolphin> 12:17 <+medeski> o hai
09:37 <dolphin> 12:17 <+medeski> dolphin

09:37 <dolphin> 12:17 <+medeski> how are you today?
09:37 <dolphin> 12:17 <+medeski> wtf is a #skyim?
09:37 <dolphin> 12:17 ::: AOIDev [[email protected]] 
                has joined #skyrim
09:37 <dolphin> 12:19 ::: dolphin was kicked from #skyrim by farticle [wtf is a 
                #skyrim?]
09:37 <dolphin> 12:28 < DIPLOMAT> ???- .b -???
09:37 <dolphin> 12:28 ::: 1 - #skyrim: ban *!*polaris@* [by 
                [email protected], 481914 secs ago]
09:37 <dolphin> 12:28 ::: 2 - #skyrim: ban *!*60eafa8e@* [by 
                [email protected], 481914 secs ago]
09:37 <dolphin> 12:28 ::: 3 - #skyrim: ban 
                *!*cracked@*238-108-31-26.nyc.res.rr.com [by 
                [email protected], 481914 secs ago]
09:37 <dolphin> 12:28 ::: 4 - #skyrim: ban *!*@*184.164.131.* [by Gator, 7265 
                secs ago]
09:37 <dolphin> 12:28 ::: 5 - #skyrim: ban *!*grove*@* [by Gator, 2611 secs ago]
09:37 <dolphin> 12:29 < guns007> pickin on a poor dolphin have u no decency

09:37 <dolphin> 12:35 <+medeski> look
09:37 <dolphin> 12:35 <+medeski> dont flood here
09:37 <dolphin> 12:35 <+medeski> if you dont want a retaliation
09:37 <dolphin> 12:35 <+medeski> and especally
09:37 <dolphin> 12:35 <+medeski> dont flood
09:37 <dolphin> 12:36 <+medeski> with information about another network and 
                another channel
09:37 <dolphin> 12:36 <+medeski> that is bzb's fault
09:37 <dolphin> 12:36 <+medeski> for releasing info about his ircd
09:37 <dolphin> 12:36 <+medeski> need i say more?
09:39 <dolphin> 12:38 <+medeski> noob as trolling group
09:39 <dolphin> 12:38 <+medeski> i log packets too
09:39 <dolphin> 12:38 <+medeski> so please
09:39 <dolphin> 12:38 <+medeski> ddos me
09:39 <dolphin> 12:38  * medeski waits
09:39 -!- nikkki [[email protected]] has joined #grove
09:39 -!- mode/#grove [+v nikkki] by NickServ
09:39 <nikkki> omg

09:39 <nikkki> wtf happened
09:39 <nikkki> i got banned
09:39 <nikkki> or soemthing
09:40 -!- mode/#grove [+b *!*@grove-FFC8BEA1.mc.at.cox.net] by UTOPOS
09:40 -!- nikkki was kicked from #Grove by UTOPOS [enough lols for today, I'll 
          be botflooding skyrim shortly]
09:41 <dolphin> 12:40 < guns007> 2 words
09:41 <dolphin> 12:40 < guns007> suck me
09:41 <dolphin> 12:40 ::: guns007 [[email protected]] has left #skyrim []
09:58 <dolphin> 20:50 < nathan> !etoke
09:58 <dolphin> 20:50 <&bud> nathan has initiated an e-toke! Use !in or !ready 
                to join!
09:58 <dolphin> 20:50 < k2> nathan has initiated an e-toke! Use !in or !ready 
                to join!
09:58 <dolphin> 20:50 < nathan> gotta pack
09:58 <dolphin> 20:50 < nathan> !etoke
09:58 <dolphin> 20:50 <&bud> nathan has initiated an e-toke! Use !in or !ready 
                to join!

09:58 <dolphin> 20:50 < k2> nathan has initiated an e-toke! Use !in or !ready 
                to join!
09:58 <dolphin> 20:50 < nathan> gotta pack
09:58 <dolphin> 20:50 < nathan> !etoke
09:58 <dolphin> 20:50 <&bud> nathan has initiated an e-toke! Use !in or !ready 
                to join!
09:58 <dolphin> 20:50 < k2> nathan has initiated an e-toke! Use !in or !ready 
                to join!
09:58 <dolphin> 20:50 < nathan> gotta pack
09:58 -!- mode/#grove [-b *!*@grove-FFC8BEA1.mc.at.cox.net] by dolphin
09:58 <dolphin> scroll lotc

10:11 <dolphin> 13:07 < dave> give back gator's nick
10:11 <dolphin> 13:07 < dave> everyone here should know that the owner of this 
                channel steals people's nicknames
10:11 <dolphin> 13:07 <@farticle> no, gator crossed the line
10:11 <dolphin> 13:07 <@farticle> and cost me money
10:11 <dolphin> 13:07 < dave> ^
10:11 <dolphin> 13:07 < dave> a childish act of revenge.
10:11 <dolphin> 13:07 <@farticle> he cost me money
10:11 <dolphin> 13:07 <@farticle> and then told me
10:11 <dolphin> 13:07 <@farticle> he woudl TAKE his nick back
10:11 <dolphin> 13:08 <@farticle> so do it
10:11 <dolphin> 13:08 <@farticle> dont cross the line
10:11 <dolphin> 13:08 <@farticle> and cost me money
10:11 <dolphin> 13:08 <@farticle> and not expect a retaliation
10:11 <dolphin> 13:08 <@farticle> same wth

10:11 <dolphin> 13:08 <@farticle> dont flood here
10:11 <dolphin> 13:08 <@farticle> and not expect retaliation
10:11 <dolphin> 13:08 <@farticle> and yes
10:11 <dolphin> 13:08 < dave> just pasted that in every channel im in
10:11 <dolphin> 13:08 <@farticle> and eye for an eye leaves the world blind
10:11 <dolphin> 13:08 <@farticle> but this is efnet
10:11 <dolphin> 13:08 <@farticle> the wild wild west of irc
10:11 <dolphin> 13:08 < dave> are you drunk?
10:11 <dolphin> 13:08 <@farticle> sure man
10:11 <dolphin> 13:08 <@farticle> ook man
10:11 <dolphin> 13:08 <@farticle> he started it
10:11 <dolphin> 13:09 <@farticle> i fnished it
10:11 <dolphin> 13:09 <@farticle> dont complain
10:11 <dolphin> 13:09 < dave> are you drunk?
10:11 <dolphin> 13:09 <@farticle> dont start no shit, wont be no shit
10:11 -!- nikkkkkki [[email protected]] has joined #grove
10:11 -!- mode/#grove [+v nikkkkkki] by NickServ
10:11 -!- nikkkkkki is now known as medeski
10:12 <dolphin> no, medeski crossed the line
10:12 <medeski> dont dtart no shit wont be no shit
10:12 <dolphin> and cost me money
10:12 <medeski> dolphin
10:12 <medeski> what has nothign to do with you
10:12 <medeski> that is gatorbait
10:12 <medeski> and nice try
10:12 <dolphin> and then told me
10:12 <medeski> trying to botflood

10:12 <dolphin> he woudl TAKE his nick back
10:12 <dolphin> so do it
10:12 <dolphin> dont cross the line
10:12 <dolphin> and cost me money
10:12 <medeski> nice try
10:12 <dolphin> and not expect a retaliation
10:12 <dolphin> same wth
10:12 <medeski> tryingt o bot flood
10:12 <dolphin> dont flood here
10:12 <dolphin> and not expect retaliation
10:12 <dolphin> and yes
10:13 <dolphin> an eye for an eye leaves the world blind
10:13 <medeski> look its bzb's fault he posted info leading to this ircd and 
                this channel
10:13 <dolphin> but this is grovenet
10:13 <dolphin> the wild wild west of irc
10:13 <dolphin> sure man
10:13 <dolphin> ook man

10:13 <dolphin> he started it
10:13 <medeski> no efent is the wild wild wes tof irc
10:13 <dolphin> i fnished it
10:13 <dolphin> dont complain
10:13 <dolphin> dont start no shit, wont be no shit
10:13 <medeski> lol dolphin
10:13 <medeski> exactly
10:13 <medeski> dont start no shit wont be no shit
10:14 <medeski> but thats goes for gatorbait
10:14 <medeski> bc hes bawing
10:14 <medeski> you guys on the other hand
10:14 <medeski> tried to makema wraith net
10:14 <medeski> to flood skyrim
10:14 <medeski> and failed
10:14 <medeski> miserably
10:14 <medeski> so again
10:14 <medeski> dont flood my shit
10:14 <medeski> i wont flood your shit

10:14 <medeski> i was actually successfull
10:14 <medeski> and this doesnt have anything to do wth you dolphin
10:15 <dolphin> the difference between #skyrim and #grove is that we dont care 
                if you flood here
10:15 <medeski> this is about bzb's bots originally
10:15 <medeski> and now
10:15 <medeski> some other fag
10:15 <medeski> wants to try and flood
10:15 <medeski> from the same host
10:15 <medeski> clones
10:15 <medeski> like
10:15 <medeski> the only way to get more noob
10:15 <medeski> is to use 1 client
10:15 <medeski> and the timer
10:15 <medeski> you think your 1337?
10:15 <medeski> guess again noob
10:15 <medeski> youre a faggot
10:16 <medeski> if you dont care that i flood here

10:16 <medeski> why did i get ddos 2 days ago
10:16 <medeski> fr flooding here
10:16 <medeski> in retaliation to the skyrim flood
10:16 <medeski> and why do i get banned here
10:16 <medeski> for flooding?
10:16 <dolphin> ur not banned
10:16 <medeski> obvioudly you cre
10:16 <medeski> and youre butthurt
10:17 <medeski> someone is
10:17 <medeski> you might not be
10:17 <medeski> but smeone is
10:17 <medeski> guaranteed
10:17 <medeski> dont start shit
10:17 <dolphin> ya u
10:17 <medeski> if you dont want t turned back on you
10:17 <medeski> i got 54534543509345834058 more bots
10:17 <medeski> this you guys are cool bc you got your own ircd?
10:17 <dolphin> i got bots too

10:17 <medeski> and you cal bot flood?
10:17 <medeski> welcome to 1995
10:17 <dolphin> guess where they are
10:17 <dolphin> IN MY ASS LOL
10:18 <dolphin> dont make me pull them out fucker
10:18 <medeski> do it faggot
10:18 <WAKAWAKA> medeski is a fucking BEAST
10:18  * medeski is not afraid of the internets
10:18 <dolphin> because i sware
10:19 <dolphin> you will never return to efnet or grovenet ever again
10:19 <medeski> ........
10:19 <medeski> k
10:19 <medeski> back that up
10:20 <dolphin> i will
10:20 <dolphin> keep talking shit
10:20 <dolphin> your botfloods dont phase me
10:21 <dolphin> but if you keep talking shit about me and my friends im going 
                to set your shit on fire bro
10:21 <medeski> how about 1900 bots
10:21 <dolphin> play with fire and get burned
10:21 <medeski> just pinged this server
10:21 <medeski> yeah
10:21 <medeski> same goes for you
10:21 <medeski> who staretd t
10:21 <medeski> bro
10:21 <medeski> bzb came to ym efnet channels
10:21 <medeski> and bot flooded
10:21 <medeski> dont start shit
10:21 <medeski> wont be shit
10:21 <medeski> so talk to your pal
10:21 <medeski> i dont start shit
10:21 <medeski> i end it
10:23 <medeski> the problem is you thought you flooded some noobs
10:23 <medeski> and fucking signed it
10:23 <medeski> with this ircd
10:23 <medeski> and this channel
10:23 <medeski> leaving yuor mark was dumb
10:24 <medeski> you should have sone it anon
10:24 <medeski> i am not nstacros
10:24 <medeski> nstavros
10:24 <dolphin> medeski
10:24 <dolphin> while you lay there

10:24 <dolphin> hopefully as uncomfortable as you can possibly be
10:24 <dolphin> i want you to listen to e
10:24 <dolphin> i want you to digest this
10:24 <medeski> yeah youre waitgni for bzb to wake up
10:24 <dolphin> because before i leave in 3 weeks with your botflood 
                championship
10:24 <medeski> bc hes the only one who has control of the dosnet
10:25 <dolphin> i have a lot of things i want to get off my chest
10:25 <medeski> ok
10:25 <dolphin> i dont hate you medeski
10:25 <medeski> so go ahea
10:25 <medeski> dim going ouside
10:25 <dolphin> i dont even dislike you
10:25 <dolphin> i do like you
10:25 <medeski> same here bro i dont dislike you either because i know youre 
                not respondible
10:25 <dolphin> i like you a hell of a lot more than i like most people on efnet
10:25 <dolphin> i hate this idea that you're the best
10:25 <dolphin> because you're not
10:25 <medeski> this isnt person dolhpin
10:25 <dolphin> i'm the best
10:26 <dolphin> i'm the best in the world
10:26 <medeski> it isnt personal
10:26 <medeski> ok
10:26 <medeski> this is against whoever flooded
10:26 <dolphin> there's one thing that you're better at than i am
10:26 <medeski> and i know it wasn you
10:26 <dolphin> and thats kissing gatorbaits ass
10:26 <medeski> so keep that straight
10:26 <dolphin> youre as good at kissing gatorbaits ass as dave
10:26 <dolphin> don't know if youre as good as hellas though
10:26 <dolphin> hes a pretty good ass kisser
10:26 <medeski> fuck nstavros
10:26 <dolphin> always was and still is
10:26 <medeski> he needs chapstick
10:26 <medeski> same with dave
10:26 <dolphin> whoops! i'm breaking the fourth wall!
10:27  * dolphin waves to the camera
10:27 <dolphin> i am the best botflooder in the world
10:27 <medeski> look man i started flossin
10:27 <medeski> in 2005
10:27 <medeski> nstavros
10:27 <medeski> aka
10:27 <medeski>  hellas
10:27 <dolphin> i've been the best since day one
10:27 <dolphin> when i walked into this channel
10:27 <medeski> did a channel takeover
10:27 <dolphin> and ive been vilified and hated since that
10:27 <medeski> and turned it into wigger city
10:27 <dolphin> day
10:27 <medeski> instead of a palce to make fun of nggers
10:27 <medeski> i dont care
10:27 <medeski> iv moved on
10:27 <medeski> but gatorbait
10:27 <medeski> will never get his nick back
10:27 <dolphin> because vap0r saw something in me that nobody else wanted to 
                admit
10:28 <dolphin> thats right, i'm a vap0r guy
10:28 <medeski> me too
10:28 <medeski> i <3 vap0r

10:28 <medeski> p4l
10:28 <dolphin> you know who else was a vap0r guy?
10:28 <dolphin> |-o-|
10:28 <medeski> i love vap0r
10:28 <dolphin> and he split just like i'm splitting
10:28 <medeski> but hate gator
10:28 <dolphin> but the biggest difference between me and |-o-| is
10:28 <medeski> i still talk to vap0r
10:28 <dolphin> im going to leave with the botflooding championship
10:28 <medeski> nha nigga
10:29 <dolphin> ive grabbed so many of gatorbaits brass rings
10:29 <dolphin> that it's finally dawned on me
10:29 <dolphin> that they're just that
10:29 <medeski> dude fuck gator
10:29 <dolphin> they're completely imaginary]
10:29 <medeski> we are on the same team
10:29 <dolphin> the only thing thats real is me
10:29 <dolphin> and the fact that day in and day out
10:29 <medeski> im rwal too nigga
10:29 <medeski> dont forget that
10:29 <dolphin> for almost six years
10:29 <medeski> dont get ti twisted
10:29 <dolphin> i have proved to everybody in the world
10:29 <dolphin> that i am the best on this keyboard
10:29 <dolphin> in the botnet
10:30 <dolphin> and even with ddos!
10:30 <dolphin> nobody can touch me!
10:30 <dolphin> and yet no matter how many times i prove it
10:30 <dolphin> i'm not on your lovely little collector cups
10:30 <dolphin> i'm not on the cover of the program
10:30 <dolphin> i'm barely promoted
10:30 <dolphin> i don't get ops
10:30 <dolphin> i'm certaintly not in any memorably logs
10:30 <dolphin> but the fact of the matter is
10:31 <dolphin> i should be
10:31 <dolphin> this isnt sour grapes
10:31 <dolphin> but the fact that dave is in the main event at botflood mania 
                and i'm not makes me sick
10:31 <dolphin> oh hey
10:31 <dolphin> let me get something straight
10:32 <dolphin> those of you who like me
10:32 <dolphin> you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else
10:32 <dolphin> because you're the ones who pander to the ops
10:32 <dolphin> you're the ones who read and lol @ the memorable logs
10:32 <b0nk> ne martin & wood
10:33 <dolphin> and you try to shove it in my face and get an autography and 
                try to sell it through dcc because you're too lazy to start a 
                shell company on efnet
10:33 <dolphin> im leaving with the botflood championship on december 17th
10:33 <dolphin> and hell
10:33 <dolphin> who knows
10:34 <dolphin> maybe i'll go defend it on freenode
10:34 <dolphin> maybe i'll go back to hardchats
10:34  * dolphin looks at the camera and waves
10:34 <dolphin> hey sniper jesus how you doing?
10:34 <dolphin> the reason i'm leaving is you people
10:35 <dolphin> because after im gone youre still going to pour chats into 
                these mircds
10:35 <dolphin> im just another spoke on the wheel
10:35 <dolphin> the wheel is going to keep turning

10:35 <dolphin> and i understand that
10:35 <dolphin> gatorbait is going to stay opped in his chans despite himself
10:35 <dolphin> he's an op who should be an ircop
10:36 <dolphin> because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, non-sensical, 
                douchebag asshole yes men, like jihad
10:36 <dolphin> whos going to tell him everything he wants to hear
10:36 <dolphin> and i'd like to think that maybe efnet will be better after 
                gatorbait is dead
10:36 <dolphin> but the fact is
10:37 <dolphin> its going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his 
                doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family
10:37 <dolphin> let me tell you a personal story about gatorbait alright
10:37 <dolphin> this whole `` '' thanksgiving turkey '' " campaign
10:38 -!- mode/#grove [+b 
          *!HAUahauHAUhauHUAHuahUHAUhau@grove-8DC133E5.gsfcommunications.com] 
          by UTOPOS
10:38 -!- dolphin was kicked from #grove by UTOPOS [UTOPOS]
10:38 -!- dolphin 
          [[email protected]] 
          has joined #grove
10:38 -!- mode/#grove [+v dolphin] by NickServ
10:38 -!- mode/#grove [-b 
          *!HAUahauHAUhauHUAHuahUHAUhau@grove-8DC133E5.gsfcommunications.com] 
          by dolphin
10:39 -!- mr_vile [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout]
10:39 -!- DarthVineman [[email protected]] has 
          quit [Connection reset by peer]
10:40 -!- medeski [[email protected]]
10:40 -!-  ircname  : nignog
10:40 -!-  channels : +#grove 
10:40 -!-  server   : irc.grove.bz [Grove]
10:40 -!-  idle     : 0 days 0 hours 11 mins 10 secs [signon: Fri Nov 18 
                      10:11:42 2011]
10:40 -!- End of WHOIS
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10:42 -!- mode/#grove [+v fook] by NickServ
10:44 <dolphin> babydick abrn here
10:59 -!- medeski [[email protected]] has joined #grove
10:59 -!- mode/#grove [+v medeski] by NickServ
10:59 <medeski> lol
10:59 -!- medeski is now known as m3deski
11:02 <b0nk> tiny peen
11:02 <b0nk> ne
11:02 <b0nk> ?
11:02 <b0nk> ???
11:02 <b0nk> ???
11:02 <b0nk> frends???
11:05 <dolphin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWpl2CaCnVA
11:10 <b0nk> im watching a trailer for the latest harry potter movie thanks
11:11 <m3deski> you got a pm on efnet dolphin
11:12 <Dates> hi b0nk frend
11:13 <m3deski> o hai
11:20 -!- chumsicle [[email protected]] has joined #grove
11:20 -!- mode/#grove [+v chumsicle] by NickServ
11:20 <dolphin> hi chumsicle 
11:21 <dolphin> you guys play skyrim?
11:21 <chumsicle> yeah
11:21 <dolphin> have you finished the main quest?

bzb hacks januszeal into oblivion

<Grove

<@januszeal> garrett: <3
<+Dong> why did borders have that many addresses?
-!- januszeal1 [[email protected]] has joined #
<@Mog> januszeal1, sup bro!
<@solar> hacked bro
-!- januszeal1 [[email protected]] has quit [Client Quit]
<@januszeal> hmm
<@januszeal> that is unfortunate
<@a> hacked bro.
<@januszeal> maybe.
-!- I_HACKED_JANUSZE [[email protected]] has joined #
<@Mog> I_HACKED_JANUSZE, sup bro!
-!- I_HACKED_JANUSZE is now known as Hhahh
-!- Hhahh is now known as IOWNUFATFAG
-!- IOWNUFATFAG is now known as HACKED
<@januszeal> lol
<@januszeal> someone is trying too hard
-!- HACKED is now known as urFAT
<@januszeal> why are you so buttranged
-!- urFAT is now known as HAHuhaowned
<@januszeal> why are you so buttranged
<@januszeal> why are you so buttranged
<@januszeal> why are you so buttranged
-!- HAHuhaowned is now known as dareu2voice
-!- dareu2voice is now known as cwhathapens
-!- cwhathapens is now known as illchatudown
-!- illchatudown is now known as ufatfuck
-!- ufatfuck is now known as buturbitchasssca
-!- buturbitchasssca is now known as scaredfatfuck
<@januszeal> ^ mad
<@januszeal> dis nigga
<@januszeal> think he can troll
<@januszeal> he doesn't realize
-!- scaredfatfuck is now known as JZISTROLLED
-!- JZISTROLLED is now known as HEISLITEARLYDEAD
-!- HEISLITEARLYDEAD is now known as CAUSEOFDETH
-!- CAUSEOFDETH is now known as TROLDBYBZB
<@januszeal> listen bro
<@januszeal> you need to stop
<@januszeal> because i am lolling at work
<@januszeal> and that is bad
-!- TROLDBYBZB is now known as lookufatbitch
-!- lookufatbitch is now known as uareSCARED
<@januszeal> man
<@januszeal> you have no idea
<@januszeal> of all the important shit
<@januszeal> on this vps
<@januszeal> oh wait
<@januszeal> i pay 10/year for it and i dont give a shit about anything on it
-!- uareSCARED is now known as ITSthefactIGOTHA
<@Mog> i pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a moderator / admin of forums and all abroad
-!- ITSthefactIGOTHA is now known as ckONU
-!- ckONU is now known as THATSwhatfuny
<@januszeal> listen bro
-!- THATSwhatfuny is now known as CUZIhacku
-!- CUZIhacku was kicked from # by januszeal [not hacked.]
-!- CUZIhacku [[email protected]] has joined #
<@Mog> CUZIhacku, sup bro!
-!- CUZIhacku is now known as emokick
<@januszeal> 1d333f0a78544cbca4e449603f30b021
-!- emokick is now known as SCARED2CHAT
<@januszeal> 00:57:15 ... # *!*[email protected].* Channel ban list is full
<@januszeal> rather
<+ian> http://blogs.amd.com/home/2009/04/08/amd-fusion-media-explorer/
<+Beavis> > AMD Fusion Media Explorer | Home Blog
<@a> why do we have so many bans
-!- SCARED2CHAT is now known as scarednerd
-!- scarednerd is now known as scared2chat
-!- scared2chat is now known as ugetowned
<@a> hi there
-!- ugetowned is now known as nowurscared
»» a gives voice to nowurscared
<@a> hi
<+nowurscared> ya
<+nowurscared> ur scared
<+nowurscared> 2 chat
<+nowurscared> w me
<+nowurscared> the greatest irc troll 2 ever live
<+nowurscared> u are in the prescene of greatenss
<@Mog> the greatest show ever seen
<+nowurscared> bow and suky mdick
<+nowurscared> ya
<+nowurscared> the greatst hsohqwever seen
<@a> hello !
<+nowurscared> hello !
<+nowurscared> hahahauehauehauhe i am god
<+nowurscared> i got hack on januszeal
<@a> BR?
<+nowurscared> ya
<@a> BR~
<@a> tudo bom?
<+nowurscared> januszeal
<+nowurscared> is shattered ego no life owned
<+nowurscared> i ruuin him whole life
<+nowurscared> mess wth best get trolled 2 deth
<@a> BR!
<+nowurscared> https://twitter.com/#!/irclapdog/status/144044444197457920/photo/1
<+nowurscared> this is januszeal
<+nowurscared> i got hack and i got ownage on him
<+nowurscared> he is embarsed
<+nowurscared> he will never show fat face in here again
<+nowurscared> i completly unteralyl anhilaite him
-!- nowurscared is now known as bzbTROLLGOD
<+bzbTROLLGOD> u want 2 step toe 2 toe
<+bzbTROLLGOD> w me
<+bzbTROLLGOD> u pusy
<+bzbTROLLGOD> u dont talk shit
-!- bzbTROLLGOD [[email protected]] has quit [Killed (slash (tr0ll3d))]
-!- mode/# [+i] by slash

januszeal has an emo moment

<Grove

<januszeal> hey
<januszeal> bro
<januszeal> you legit socialed me
<januszeal> i am impressed
<bzbTROLLGOD> hey
<bzbTROLLGOD> why dont u invite me
<bzbTROLLGOD> 2 #
<januszeal> you convo jacked me
<januszeal> and i gave you a shell
<januszeal> hey
<januszeal> it's been a long fucking time since i've been trolled
<januszeal> i guess i got a little soft
<januszeal> in b4 fat jokes
<januszeal> anyways
<januszeal> no hard feels here
<bzbTROLLGOD> ok bro󌳌󌳌󌳌󌳌Ì
<bzbTROLLGOD> i earned my spot
<bzbTROLLGOD> in #
<bzbTROLLGOD> leme kiss a invite
<januszeal> but if you touch my shit again i will rape your face
<bzbTROLLGOD> look bro dont fuk w me
<januszeal> lol
<bzbTROLLGOD> invite 2 #
<januszeal> nah
<bzbTROLLGOD> why not
<januszeal> not my channel
<bzbTROLLGOD> u scared 
<januszeal> sorry mang
<bzbTROLLGOD> where is ur chanel
<januszeal> nah
<januszeal> nice attempt 
<bzbTROLLGOD> what channel u 
<januszeal> to delete your bash history and shit
<bzbTROLLGOD> where ur chanel located
<januszeal> thank you for pointing out my weakness
<bzbTROLLGOD> ya
<bzbTROLLGOD> i help u u help me
<bzbTROLLGOD> invite 2 #
<januszeal> i can't bro, not my chan
<januszeal> i gtg 
<bzbTROLLGOD> whats ur chan
<bzbTROLLGOD> u scared 2 tell me ur chan
<januszeal> don't have one
<januszeal> lol
<januszeal> i retired from that shit
<januszeal> peas
<bzbTROLLGOD> 󌳌󌳌󌳌󌳌󌳌󌳌󌳌join my chan
<bzbTROLLGOD> join my chat crew 
<bzbTROLLGOD> mbe ull learn how 2 chat
<bzbTROLLGOD> irc.grove.bz #grove

grove trolls #wtfux 2 death

<Grove

<~jihad> xcuze me januszeal u have always kept distance from wtfux family
<januszeal> jihad: most of your users hate me
<~jihad> januszeal: idk i think you're referring to helldive emotions which were largely falsified and otherwise exaggerated for lolz and dorama'
<januszeal> jihad: perhaps
-!- jzb [[email protected]] has joined #wtfux
<jzb> hello
<jzb> may i join the wtfux family
<jzb> i have a j nick and enjoy anime
<januszeal> jzb: did you ddos me?
<jzb> i have a beard and am overweight
<jzb> i think i will fit right in
<jzb> did i?
<~jihad> why would you even give up that you haz a spy in the channel
<~jihad> who does that
<jzb> i have several spies
<januszeal> jihad: he's a retard bro
<jzb> one is named januszeal
<starbuck1> I'm a spy
<mepholic> jzb: whats ur home ip
-!- starbuck [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout]
<jzb> hey mepholic 
-!- jzb [[email protected]] has quit [User has been permanently banned from WTFuxNet (i am trolled hence i am using the gline command r u trolled)]
<januszeal> lol
<mepholic> :|
<januszeal> jihad: man he trolld u
<mepholic> he was gonna tell me
<~jihad> i trolled him into using the connect command
<mepholic> and u banned him
<mepholic> omg.....................
<januszeal> lol
<starbuck1> I just read super hott elf erotic literature
<~jihad> gosh i have all of their home IPs from when i rooted all their ircds
<henrietta> well
<~jihad> kids n their mircds
<starbuck1> I don't even like fantasy shit
<starbuck1> and
<henrietta> isnt that special
<starbuck1> dayum
<januszeal> jihad: lol
<januszeal> jihad: he ddosed me :(
<~jihad> they only started using proxies too late in the game
<~jihad> he ddosed what?
-!- bzb [[email protected]] has joined #wtfux
<januszeal> my shell
<~jihad> wb
<bzb> hello friends
<henrietta> http://science.slashdot.org/story/11/12/07/0321239/vaccine-developed-against-ebola
<bzb> i have compromised januszeal server
<januszeal> hmm
<januszeal> that's odd
<bzb> he will not recover i am currently reading his personal files
<+Dave> in b4 wtfux gets shit on in league
<bzb> that's odd
<bzb> you are fat
<bzb> I HAVE HACKED YOU
<starbuck1> I am definitely going to bed now
<henrietta> ^
<henrietta> oh fuck yeah
<henrietta> IM GONNA WATCH APOCALYPSE NOW
<starbuck1> not even interested in this drama
<meezy> nerds
<~jihad> >bzb
<~jihad> >hacked
* jihad giggles
<bzb> hey jihad
<soly> lol
»» Allah gives channel half-operator status to meezy
<bzb> u skilless fat loser
<bzb> ill hack u
<bzb> if u dont watch ur fuckin step
<~jihad> u mad?
<henrietta> If I wake up early I can go shopping
<henrietta> If I wake up early I can go shopping
<~jihad> seems it
<bzb> u r mad u use gline on me
<bzb> HAHAHh u mad u mad 4chan
<%meezy> i must go shopping
<bzb> 4chan mudkips umadyet
-!- bzb [[email protected]] has quit [client exited: Lost terminal]
<januszeal> hmm
<~jihad> mad as hell
<januszeal> well that's interesting
<henrietta> okay just took a resin hit
<henrietta> time to apocalypse hige
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<~jihad> the only thing "bzb" has going for him is that he isn't the saddest kid to come in here and chat hard about hacking 

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