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| |title=Lillee Jean - Encyclopedia Dramatica
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| |keywords=lillee, jean, laur, trueman, sock-puppets, fake, , encyclopedia, dramatica, ed, wiki, dmca
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| |description='''Lillee Jean''' is a [[basement-dweller|shut in]] and "[[internet celebrity|influencer]]" with a million fake Instagram followers who never leaves her shitty New York apartment attic. She is known for her "petit" (short and [[fat]]) body, [[fugly]] shark teeth, and [[desperate]] attempts to become relevant to [[NORP|anyone]] other than [[Kiwi Farms]] basement-dwellers and [[Lolcow.farms]] threads. Lillee-Jean and her mom {{jew}} Laur like to [[LARP]] as relevant people with hundreds of fans.
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| |image=lj sharkteeth.png
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| |image_alt=Lillee Jean
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| {{ib|[[File:lj sharkteeth.png|250px]]}}
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| {{ibhead|<big>'''Lillee Jean Trueman'''</big>}}
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| {{ibrow|'''Born'''|April 18th, 2001}}
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| {{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
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| {{ibrow|'''Residence'''|Yonkers, [[New York]]}}
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| {{ibrow|'''Species'''|[[Jew]] {{jew}}}}
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| '''Lillee Jean''' is a [[basement-dweller|shut in]], sufferer of [[unwarranted self-importance]] and "[[internet celebrity|influencer]]" with a million fake [[Instagram]] followers who never leaves her shitty [[New York]] apartment attic. She is known for her "petit" (short and [[fat]]) body, [[fugly]] shark teeth, and [[desperate]] attempts to become relevant to [[NORP|anyone]] other than [[Kiwi Farms]] basement-dwellers and [[Lolcow.farm]] threads.
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| Supposedly 20 years old, Lillee is an aspiring [[Disney]] princess who plays with dolls. She is locked in her attic by her [[goblinkike]] mom, Laur {{jew}} at almost all times and is only occasionally let out for photoshoots. Lillee has been deluded into believing she is a talented [[celebrity]] who is targeted by the [[waambulance|mean and jealous]] internet [[trolls]]. Meanwhile, Laur {{jew}} has bankrupted herself and her cuck husband Earl Diamon due to trying to bankroll her hideous [[mouth-breather]] daughter's failed career. The family's [[welfare|neet buxx]] continue to go toward their [[special education]] (armchair physicians suspect she has Williams Syndrome) spawn.
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| While locked in the attic, Lillie enjoys making up a love life with a non-existent [[French]] diplomat boyfriend named [[pedophile|Philippe]]. They met when Lillie was 9 years old and began dating when she was 15 and [[Jeffrey Epstein|Philippe]] was 28 according to her. Lillee Jean is also a woke environmentalist and artiste.
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| ==Genesis==
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| The talented gremlin Lillee Jean was discovered by losers on [[Reddit]] and called out for poorly [[photoshopped]] images such as her being featured on the cover of [[sixteen year old girl|Teen Vogue]]. Her prospering career in the entertainment industry began when she was 13 after being pulled out of school for being a raging [[retard]]. Instead of pursuing education, Lillee Jean spends her days posting low effort "just rolled out of bed" cosplays and makeup tutorials featuring terrible application. Her attempts at modeling feature ill-fitting child-labor produced clothes from [[China]], bizarre facial expressions, and a dumpy 5'0 frame that appeal only to the most degenerate of the "[[Indian]] desperate for pasty [[White people|white]] bobs and vagene" demographic.
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| [[File:LJ Teeth.jpg|thumb|Horrifying close-up of the shark teeth]]
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| [[Image:lj abject horror.jpeg|thumb|Lillee Jean's Hatchet Face Cosplay]]
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| [[Image:ljatmet.png|thumb|center|400px|Our favorite sperg Lillee Jean at the MET gala]]
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| [[Image:lj teenvogue.jpg|thumb|center|400px|LJ featured on the cover of Teen Vogue?!]]
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| [[File:lillee jean modeling.jpeg|thumb|The pinnacle of petit.]]
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| LJ's crazy cow of a mom, Laur {{jew}} immediately goes [[RAGE|apeshit]] and creates several [[sock puppet]] accounts to defend her [[talentless|super talented]] and [[Shit no one cares about|famous]] troll of a daughter. It is said consequences were never the same. Embarrassingly, Laur {{jew}} is too inept to photoshop anything convincing and just pasted her troglodyte daughter on top of [[Katy Perry]]... someone with a chandelier on her head that will be noticed instantly. This only comes natural for Laur {{jew}} as a well documented fact of the [[happy merchant]] race is their unwavering pursuit of [[Jew gold]]. Unfortunately, this is going poorly since the only thing Lillee Jean is good for is being laughed at for her failure to be good at anything.
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| [[File:lj tinkerbell.png|center|400px]]
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| {{center|'''<big>LJ demonstrating her superior acting skills. SHE'S SO TALENTED</big>'''}}
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| {{#ev:soundcloud|https://soundcloud.com/roro-livre/voice-over-singing-reel-lillee-jean-2019|500|center}}
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| ==Lillee Jean's True and Honest Fans==
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| Being as famous as she is, Lillee Jean has many dedicated followers and fan pages that Laur totally did not set up herself. Her [[haters]] are just jealous of her popularity, talent, and good looks.
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| [[Image:lj audit.png|center|thumb|500px|All the bots love Lillee Jean]]
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| [[Image:lj social blade.jpg|center|thumb|500px|As of 2021, the vermin [[Jew]] woman and her offspring are making 0 shekels]]
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| ==Crusade Against Kiwi Farms, the Rape of ED, and Diane==
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| In August 2019, [[Cow|Laur]] {{jew}} discovered something heinous: a Kiwi Farms thread. She vowed to take revenge on the dangerous predator [[Null]]. Being a [[retard|woman]] with high IQ, Laur {{jew}} uncovered the truth: Joshua Moon is behind everything. He was the mastermind behind the trolling on Kiwi Farms, Reddit, and Lolcow.farm. She sicced the [[cyber-police]] on Null and showed him no mercy after he begged for forgiveness. More recently, Laur engaged in [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS]] warfare with Diane on this very page for a couple hours before it was locked. Laur remains convinced her daughter's many [[haters]] are just jealous of her popularity, talent, and good looks.
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| [[File:lillee jean irl.png|thumb|Candid picture of Lillee Jean]]
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| [[Image:LJ DMCA.png|thumb|center|400px|Oh and she DMCAd the article too lol]]
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| [[File:Laur Trueman attack!.jpeg|thumb|Diane!!!1!]]
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| [[File:Laur.jpeg|thumb|200px|Laur Trueman {{jew}}: The resemblance]]
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| [[File:HappyMerchant.gif|thumb|200px|is uncanny.]]
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| ==Career Highlights==
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| <gallery>
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| Image:lilleej11.png|The baddie goblin
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| Image:LJ santa.png|Sexy pic taken by her mom
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| Image:paparazzi LJ.jpg||Lillee Jean being chased by real, actual paparazzi because she's so famous !!1!
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| Image:malviecover.jpeg|Laur {{jew}} paid $500 dollars to get on the back cover of this completely irrelevant magazine
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| Image:LS PSYCHO.png|Lillee looking psychotic next to normal people
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| Image:LJ.jpeg|thumb|Lillee's Jean demonstrating the patented "Washed out middle aged soccer mom look"
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| Image:Pradip.jpeg|thumb|LJ'S #1 Fan Pradip
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| </gallery>
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| ==Other Artistic Endeavors==
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| {{quote|Albert Einstein is one of the most interesting people who ever lived. Throughout his life, he said many quotes.|Excerpt from Lillee Jean interviewing herself}}
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| <gallery>
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| File:lj mermaid.jpg|"It should be noted that her penchant for artistry in different formats comes from both sides of her parent's families..." - Laur Trueman {{jew}}
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| File:lj art.png|penchant
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| File:princess_and_the_frog_as_a_green_lantern___lj_by_lilleejean.jpg|for
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| File:Rapunzel During The Holidays by Lillee Jean.jpg|artistry
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| File:Albert Einstein.png|
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| </gallery>
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| </center>
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| Lillie is also a renowned author. Her [https://lolcow.farm/pt/src/1624968727646.png magnum opus] features protagonist Phillip Romance. She also shits out 10 3rd grade writing level Medium articles a day featuring interview questions she wrote herself.
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| ==External Links==
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| *{{Instagram|lilleejean|Instagram}}
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| *{{twitter|reallilleejean|Twatter}}
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| *{{ytuser|LilleeJean/|JewTube}}
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| *{{deviantart|lilleejean|DeviantArt}}
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| *{{soundcloud|lillee-jean|SoundCloud}}
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| *[https://www.tiktok.com/@lilleejean?lang=en/ Lillies tiktok]
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| *[https://tenor.com/search/lillee-jean-gifs/ Lillies tenor]
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| *[https://giphy.com/lilleejean/ Lillies giphy]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[[Happy Merchant]]
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| *[[JewTube]]
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| {{Retarded Edit Wars}}
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| [[Category:Abnormal Psych]]
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| [[Category:Social Media]]
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| [[Category:Depressing]]
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| [[Category:People]]
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| [[Category:Jews]]
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DIANE IS A LOSER PIECE OF SHIT.
