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[[File:begbuckmug.PNG|thumb|400px|right|Begbucks the trash picking pedo lover.]]
[[File:begbuckmug.PNG|thumb|400px|right|Begbucks the trash picking pedo lover.]]
{{quote|the only thing I can do is be a dumpster diver and a dump picker|Begbucks|I'm a waste of life.}}
{{quote|the only thing I can do is be a dumpster diver and a dump picker|Begbucks|I'm a waste of life.}}
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Begbucks is a near 40 pedophile sympathizer that has never had a job. He spends his time part time picking garbage. He doesn't think he should have to work because picking through the trash gave him an [[Erectile_dysfunction|erectile dysfunction]] that lasted 10 months. He is also still mad about his mother not letting him sell his own [[sperm]] while he was a legal adult. He just wants to snoop through people's garbage and live off the taxpayer while defending and promoting convicted sex offender [[Davidsfarm|David Hugh Rock]] on the internet for free.
Begbucks is a near 40 pedophile sympathizer that has never had a job. He spends his time part time picking garbage. He doesn't think he should have to work because picking through the trash gave him an erectile dysfunction that lasted 10 months. He is also still mad about his mother not letting him sell his own sperm while he was a legal adult. He just wants to snoop through people's garbage and live off the taxpayer while defending and promoting convicted sex offender [[Davidsfarm|David Hugh Rock]] on the internet for free.
<video type="youtube" id="w7ta7Z-wK5Y" width="400" height="320" desc="Everything you need to know about Begnucks." frame="true" position="center"/>
<video type="youtube" id="w7ta7Z-wK5Y" width="400" height="320" desc="Everything you need to know about Begnucks." frame="true" position="center"/>
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{{quote|when I was a trash picker activly and I was making my nest egg, I acctaully was uhh impotent for about 10 months|Begbucks|got erectile dysfunction from digging in the trash.}}  
{{quote|when I was a trash picker activly and I was making my nest egg, I acctaully was uhh impotent for about 10 months|Begbucks|got erectile dysfunction from digging in the trash.}}  
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==Begbucks website faggotry==
==Begbucks website faggotry==
[[File:begbuckslinks.PNG|thumb|400px|right|The diarrhea icing on the shit cake that is his website.]]
[[File:begbuckslinks.PNG|thumb|right|The diarrhea icing on the shit cake that is his website.]]
Begbucks and his website are equivalent to a bum on a street corner with a used styrofoam coffee cup.
Begbucks and his website are equivalent to a bum on a street corner with a used styrofoam coffee cup.
==Adult baby==
==Adult baby==
[[File:babyaccessorize.PNG|thumb|400px|right|Begbucks selling his used baby artifacts that he has been collecting from people's the garbage.]]
[[File:babyaccessorize.PNG|thumb|right|Begbucks selling his used baby artifacts that he has been collecting from people's garbage.]]
37 year old Begbucks protects his virginity with a security blanket from his infancy. He also sells baby accessories he pciked from the trash.   
37 year old Begbucks protects his virginity with a security blanket from his infancy. He also sells baby accessories that he picked from people's trash.   
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{{quote|This is my uhh security blanket that I've had for, I believe it's going to be going on uhh 33 years uhmmm..|Begbucks|Admitting to being a virgin.}}  
{{quote|This is my uhh security blanket that I've had for, I believe it's going to be going on uhh 33 years uhmmm..|Begbucks|Admitting to being a virgin.}}  
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*[https://twitter.com/begbucks twitter]
*[https://twitter.com/begbucks twitter]
*[http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dan-adamik/31/b5a/858 his linkedin profile] <i>this is a joke in it's self lmao</i>
*[http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dan-adamik/31/b5a/858 his linkedin profile] <i>this is a joke in it's self lmao</i>
*{{youtube2|Begbucks|Begbucks}} - Main account/Locked out  
*{{youtube2|Begbucks|Begbucks}} - Main account/Locked out  
*{{youtube2|Begbucks2|Begbucks}} - Open for fail   
*{{youtube2|Begbucks2|Begbucks}} - Open for fail   
==See Also==
*[[Davidsfarm]]
*[[YouTube]]

Revision as of 01:36, 18 January 2013

Begbucks the trash picking pedo lover.
   
“ 		 
the only thing I can do is be a dumpster diver and a dump picker
  		„
  		 

—Begbucks, I'm a waste of life.

Begbucks is a near 40 pedophile sympathizer that has never had a job. He spends his time part time picking garbage. He doesn't think he should have to work because picking through the trash gave him an erectile dysfunction that lasted 10 months. He is also still mad about his mother not letting him sell his own sperm while he was a legal adult. He just wants to snoop through people's garbage and live off the taxpayer while defending and promoting convicted sex offender David Hugh Rock on the internet for free. <video type="youtube" id="w7ta7Z-wK5Y" width="400" height="320" desc="Everything you need to know about Begnucks." frame="true" position="center"/>

   
“ 		 
when I was a trash picker activly and I was making my nest egg, I acctaully was uhh impotent for about 10 months
  		„
  		 

—Begbucks, got erectile dysfunction from digging in the trash.

Begbucks website faggotry

The diarrhea icing on the shit cake that is his website.

Begbucks and his website are equivalent to a bum on a street corner with a used styrofoam coffee cup.

Adult baby

Begbucks selling his used baby artifacts that he has been collecting from people's garbage.

37 year old Begbucks protects his virginity with a security blanket from his infancy. He also sells baby accessories that he picked from people's trash.

   
“ 		 
This is my uhh security blanket that I've had for, I believe it's going to be going on uhh 33 years uhmmm..
  		„
  		 

—Begbucks, Admitting to being a virgin.

<video type="youtube" id="3UdHTsObyxI" width="400" height="320" desc="Begbucks and his baby blanket." frame="true" position="center"/>

Doxx

See Also

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