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[[File:begbuckmug.PNG|thumb|400px|right|Begbucks the trash picking pedo lover.]] | [[File:begbuckmug.PNG|thumb|400px|right|Begbucks the virgin trash picking pedo lover.]] | ||
{{quote|the only thing I can do is be a dumpster diver and a dump picker|Begbucks|I'm a waste of life.}} | {{quote|the only thing I can do is be a dumpster diver and a dump picker|Begbucks|I'm a waste of life.}} | ||
Begbucks is a near 40 pedophile sympathizer that has never had a job. He spends his time part time picking garbage. He doesn't think he should have to work because picking through the trash gave him an [[Erectile_dysfunction|erectile dysfunction]] that lasted 10 months. He is also still mad about his mother not letting him sell his own [[sperm]] while he was a legal adult. He just wants to snoop through people's garbage and live off the taxpayer while defending and promoting convicted sex offender [[Davidsfarm|David Hugh Rock]] on the internet for free. | Begbucks is a near 40 pedophile sympathizer and a [[virgin]] that has never had a job. He spends his time part time picking garbage. He doesn't think he should have to work because picking through the trash gave him an [[Erectile_dysfunction|erectile dysfunction]] that lasted 10 months. He is also still mad about his mother not letting him sell his own [[sperm]] while he was a legal adult. He just wants to snoop through people's garbage and live off the taxpayer while defending and promoting convicted sex offender [[Davidsfarm|David Hugh Rock]] on the internet for free. | ||
<video type="youtube" id="w7ta7Z-wK5Y" width="400" height="320" desc="Everything you need to know about Begnucks." frame="true" position="center"/> | <video type="youtube" id="w7ta7Z-wK5Y" width="400" height="320" desc="Everything you need to know about Begnucks." frame="true" position="center"/> | ||
{{quote|when I was a trash picker activly and I was making my nest egg, I acctaully was uhh impotent for about 10 months|Begbucks|got erectile dysfunction from digging in the trash.}} | {{quote|when I was a trash picker activly and I was making my nest egg, I acctaully was uhh impotent for about 10 months|Begbucks|got erectile dysfunction from digging in the trash.}} | ||
==Begbucks website faggotry== | ==Begbucks website faggotry== | ||
[[File:begbuckslinks.PNG|thumb|right|The diarrhea icing on the shit cake that is his website.]] | [[File:begbuckslinks.PNG|thumb|right|The diarrhea icing on the shit cake that is his website.]] | ||
His website is all about his trash digging and [[Internet_Panhandling|begging]]. He wants visitors to donate to his [[Paypal]] because he never had the balls to try at life. | |||
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Begbucks and his website are equivalent to a bum on a street corner with a used styrofoam coffee cup. | Begbucks and his website are equivalent to a bum on a street corner with a used styrofoam coffee cup. | ||
==Adult baby== | ==Adult baby== | ||
[[File:babyaccessorize.PNG|thumb|right|Begbucks selling his used baby artifacts that he has been collecting from people's garbage.]] | [[File:babyaccessorize.PNG|thumb|right|Begbucks selling his used baby artifacts that he has been collecting from people's garbage.]] | ||
37 year old Begbucks protects his virginity with a security blanket from his infancy. He also sells baby accessories that he picked from people's trash. | 37 year old Begbucks protects his [[virgin|virginity]] with a security blanket from his [[Infantilism|infancy]]. He also sells baby accessories that he picked from people's trash. | ||
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{{quote|This is my uhh security blanket that I've had for, I believe it's going to be going on uhh 33 years uhmmm..|Begbucks|Admitting to being a virgin.}} | {{quote|This is my uhh security blanket that I've had for, I believe it's going to be going on uhh 33 years uhmmm..|Begbucks|Admitting to being a virgin.}} | ||
<video type="youtube" id="3UdHTsObyxI" width="400" height="320" desc="Begbucks and his baby blanket." frame="true" position="center"/> | <video type="youtube" id="3UdHTsObyxI" width="400" height="320" desc="Begbucks and his baby blanket." frame="true" position="center"/> | ||
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==Burning his lost hair== | |||
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Begbucks the balding [[virgin]] saves his hair as it falls out so he can burn it every year in February, black history month. He does this because hes a crazy person. He made 2 videos of this event and a 3rd is expected on the way. Skin lamp shades are right around the corner. | |||
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==Doxx== | ==Doxx== | ||
*Daniel Adamik | *Daniel Adamik | ||
Revision as of 02:54, 18 January 2013
—Begbucks, I'm a waste of life. | ||
Begbucks is a near 40 pedophile sympathizer and a virgin that has never had a job. He spends his time part time picking garbage. He doesn't think he should have to work because picking through the trash gave him an erectile dysfunction that lasted 10 months. He is also still mad about his mother not letting him sell his own sperm while he was a legal adult. He just wants to snoop through people's garbage and live off the taxpayer while defending and promoting convicted sex offender David Hugh Rock on the internet for free. <video type="youtube" id="w7ta7Z-wK5Y" width="400" height="320" desc="Everything you need to know about Begnucks." frame="true" position="center"/>
—Begbucks, got erectile dysfunction from digging in the trash. | ||
Begbucks website faggotry
His website is all about his trash digging and begging. He wants visitors to donate to his Paypal because he never had the balls to try at life.
Begbucks and his website are equivalent to a bum on a street corner with a used styrofoam coffee cup.
Adult baby
37 year old Begbucks protects his virginity with a security blanket from his infancy. He also sells baby accessories that he picked from people's trash.
—Begbucks, Admitting to being a virgin. | ||
<video type="youtube" id="3UdHTsObyxI" width="400" height="320" desc="Begbucks and his baby blanket." frame="true" position="center"/>
Burning his lost hair
<video type="youtube" id="MkzuKMGSKwo" width="300" height="200" frame="true" position="left"/> <video type="youtube" id="OOr0e6g-cfs" width="300" height="200" frame="true" position="right"/>
Begbucks the balding virgin saves his hair as it falls out so he can burn it every year in February, black history month. He does this because hes a crazy person. He made 2 videos of this event and a 3rd is expected on the way. Skin lamp shades are right around the corner.
Doxx
- Daniel Adamik
- po box 824 Mashpee, MA 02649 US
- +1.5085246998
- his shitty ass website
- his linkedin profile this is a joke in it's self lmao
- Template:Youtube2 - Main account/Locked out
- Template:Youtube2 - Open for fail
- [email protected]
- [email protected]