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| =Ways To Donate=
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| ==Credit Card==
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| None of your credit card data is handled by us. It is all processed off-site with full PCI compliance. <br/>
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| Donate to ED via an SSL secured payment portal:<br/>
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| :::Make Jimbo Happy,
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| ::::Donate to ED
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| ==Liberty Reserve==
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| Encyclopedia Dramatica is proud to announce that we are now accepting [https://www.libertyreserve.com Liberty Reserve] as one of our donation choices.<br/>
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| To donate via Liberty Reserve, send payments to account <big>U1840057</big> (encyclopediadramatica).
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| ==BitCoin==
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| [[File:Anondonate.jpg|thumb|Anonymous donating. Don't worry, your lulz addiction is safe with us.]]
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| If you [http://www.weusecoins.com use] [http://www.bitcoin.org Bitcoin] you can send your donations to <big>'''1PJrWFMVipCtLZX296zi8fP3iWuPQu2gz3'''</big>.
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| ==Greendot Moneypak==
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| If you are from [[Dumbfuckistan]] and you want to donate to ED but don't want to use/don't have a credit card or [[Bitcoin|nerd munny]], a Greendot Moneypak is the best alternative. You can get them at CVS/Walgreens/Rite-aid/7-11 or [https://www.moneypak.com/StoreLocator.aspx basically anywhere] in with the pre-paid cards. Load money on it at the register, then email the numbers from behind the scratch-off thing on the back to [mailto:[email protected] [email protected]]. | |
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| ==Forum Account Upgrade==
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| {{info|<small>''Forum upgrade payment portal is currently inoperable. To purchase forum [[blingee|bling]] pay [https://donate.encyclopediadramatica.se here] & leave your account & name item in the "note" area of the transaction form.''</small>}}
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| You can also spend your [[Jew Gold|money]] on Forum Account Upgrades for yourself, Account Downgrades for someone else (Muh ha ha), VIP accounts (If you only have PayPal, otherwise use the link above) and other fun stuff [http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/pages/forumbling/].
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| ==Any Other Way?==
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| For other ways to donate (<s>[[PayPal]]</s> ''lol [[b&]]'', [[Google]] Checkout, [[Gentlemen|Cigarettes]], [[Welfare|Food Stamps]], [[Fan Fiction]] or [[Hookers and blow|anything else]]), please contact an [[Special:ListUsers/bureaucrat|Administrator]].
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| =About=
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| [[File:Impressions-5-12.png|thumb|right|And this was a slow couple of weeks. Too bad nobody pays us CPM :(]]
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| Encyclopedia Dramatica is an independent non-profit website based in Sweden. All donations go towards one or both of two things:
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| 1. '''Keeping ED online:''' Believe it or not there are people who don't like ED and would like nothing more than to see it off the Internet forever. They do things like write to our hosts and advertisers asking them to discontinue doing business with us. Sometimes this works, and sometimes we lose a lot of money that we were counting on to pay for ED.
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| 2. '''Improving ED:''' Whether some people like it or not, ED is a very popular site. It serves between one and three million pages per day. As popularity grows it is necessary to add more servers and bandwidth to keep the site from choking. We regularly add and upgrade hardware, software, firmware,
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| [[file:Social-surf-wear.jpg|center|thumb|300px|The 90's|and surfwear heuheuheuehehue]]<br/>
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| ====But-but-but-but I have a [[Dreamhost]] account and I know for a fact that this site can't cost more than $10 a year!!!:====
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| Ok this is the stupidest shit [[you|someone]] could possibly say, and [[ignorant|you might not know it]] but when someone says something like this it makes them sound like a complete fucking [[n00b|idiot]] who knows nothing about [[Internets|computers]]. We have to mention it here though because we hear it a lot. ED cannot survive on shared hosting. Even if it could handle the traffic, which it can't, we violate the [[Rules of the Internet|TOS]] of 99% of the Internet's hosting providers, and the remaining [[OWS|1%]] are not cheap. That and the fact that ED runs on at least 2 dedicated servers, 5 smaller virtual servers and [[7 proxies|7 reverse proxies]] scattered throughout the globe at any given point in time makes shared/cheap-as-fuck hosting not an option. We need real servers, with real memory, real processing power, and real diskspace, all of which costs [http://www.codero.com/dedicated-server-hosting/xeon-quad-core-2.53-ghz-e5630/ real money]. Only the best for ED/our users.
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| ==See also==
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| *[https://donate.encyclopediadramatica.se Donate by credit or debit card]<br/>
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| <br/>{{money}}
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