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Revision as of 16:48, 31 January 2013
Lee Westwick is a massive faggot who claims to be a singer, actor, director, model and internet celebrity. He fails at all of them and instead only succeeds in having a massive USI.
Despite only having appeared in four episodes of UK soap opera The Bill playing the famous roles of "mugger" and "barman" he decided he was an A-list celebrity and wrote his own Wikipedia article containing a magnificent amount of delusion.
Wikipedia
Despite only getting acting work as an extra or a bit-part character that was never seen again after a couple of episodes, Westdick decided he was worthy of a Wikipedia page. Forgetting that Wikipedia isn't his blog, he filled it full of info about how he's spotted at low-rent clubs and how he was once invited to a screening of Madagascar 3. Once a brave hero discovered his Wikipedia page and rightfully nominated it for deletion, Westwick went full retard and used sockpuppet accounts to try and claim the hero was a vandal, reverse the deletion request and ended up getting permabanned himself.
Highlights from his magnum opus included:
—Translation: He was part of some school plays |
—Translation: He wore a t-shirt and went to a club |
—Translation: He uploaded his shitty "achievement" onto some non-official record website |
—Translation: He went on holiday, went through an airport and watched a film |
Youtube
Sometime in 2012, Worstwick decided he wanted to be a serious actor/director so started work on an online drama series that was less pleasant to watch than 2 Girls 1 Cup. Lee used several different sockpuppets to write articles about the production on Zimbio to try and generate interest in his cinematic abortion. In the end after hyping it up, Breakups turned out to be utterly shitty, surprising absolutely nobody. You can watch it below, but the first minute or so will probably give you epilepsy.
Westwick also uses YouTube to force his fuck-awful music onto people, setting videos to autoplay when you go on his page so he can score a cheap view.
Zimbio
Knowing no real journalist will ever write about him, Westwick's socks have authored many different articles about his life on Zimbio. Each one has horrific grammar, spelling and formatting and deals with the times he was spotted in a dingy club [1], how many people couldn't keep their eyes off him when he went to a shopping centre [2] and the meaning behind his tacky tattoo [3]
Wastewick thinks he's a massive celebrity because he has 73,000 Twitter followers, yet it is highly probable that he paid for them because he's a fucking nobody. Lee usually uses his Twitter to retweet compliments from slow-in-the-minds, but also sometimes holds competitions to win one of his cheap hoodies that not even a charity shop will take.
In January 2013, an ED user discovered Westwick and his Walter Mitty fantasies and managed to get his self-written wiki page deleted, sending Westprick into an incoherent rage. He threw a shitfit, threatened physical violence, deleted the tweets and then claimed that the screencaps were photoshopped.
Westwick also uses Twitter to brag about his website LeeWestwick.com, but when it was found he hadn't even purchased it a troll bought it for himself and then redirected the page to this very article.
When Lee realised his website had been pilfered from under his nose, he went and cried to the police, claiming he'd been hacked. As of yet he hasn't been charged with wasting police time.
Westwick has his own "official" page which is mainly just used for taking pics of tweets he has received [4]. He claims however there's an "unofficial" [5] one which has stolen his photos (although it's more than likely he just forgot the password for it. Lee now spends most days making bomb threats and other forms of violence on it in an attempt to get it shut down.
Once Lee sees the screencaps of his threats on here, he'll probably rush to delete them and fall back on his defence of claiming they were photoshopped. And Lee is a huge expert on Photoshop.
Gallery
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Apparently nominating wiki pages of no-marks for deletion is vandalism
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Wastewick getting totally mad
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Claiming his threats were photoshopped after the DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING tactic
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More threats, this time he was stupid enough to direct them at the police
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LeeWestwick.com - coming soon!
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Westwick's Wikipedia page before it was deleted due to him being a fucking nobody
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Loads of Twitter followers, but not that many real ones
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A huge increase in followers, despite Westwick being utterly insignificant. Wonder how much that cost?
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Westwick making threats against the "fake" Facebook page in an attempt to get it shut down
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More threats
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And yet more...
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Nice tramp stamp, faggot.
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Lee supporting violence against women
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Lee bragging about his fans. Might be impressive if he hadn't bought most of them.
Links
- Twitter - used mainly to feed his USI and retweet compliments
- His Myspace page
- His Tumblr blog - pretty much just pics of him looking like a faggot (is there any other kind?)
- YouTube - a selection of Westwick's terrible covers of crappy urban songs.
- His IMDB, where he hosts more photos of himself than actual acting credits
- His casting page, a pack of lies - mainly because he describes Breakups as "successful"
- Lee's personal Facebook
- Lee's Facebook fan page
- Another Facebook fan page, Westwick claims it's fake and spends a load of time making bomb threats on it to try and get it shut down
- The official Facebook page for "Breakup's" (sic)
- Zimbio articles on Westwick, all probably written by the man himself
- Lee's official website
- LeeWestwick.com - which redirects to this article
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