DGTrixie

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who lived in a castle named Trixie. Trixie wakes up every morning, chews the head off a baby, and mentally prepares to post inane shit on an internet forum. Trixie's hobbies include collecting dolls, hitting on people who are under the age of 18 while playacting as if she were their surrogate mother, and making pretend sandwiches for people online. Oh, and did I mention that she has cancer is fat?

Trixie's Life Story

Trixie is your typical middle-aged failure. She is a library associate (see: clerks making under $35,000.00 annually), is unmarried, and has no children, mainly due to utilizing abortion. She spends most of her time on doll-related or dating websites, which may be why she got confused and logged onto EDF, since it is basically a giant pile of circlejerking faggots. She is fairly obsessed with her doll collection to the point of borderline dementia, saying that they are like her children, and that they speak to her. It is speculated that she uses her dolls as makeshift dildos; however, she is unreliable about telling the truth and the dolls were unavailable for comment.

“   no   „     —her catchphrase     “   I'm the biggest cunt of EDF2   „     —USI     “   so are you not naked beneath your clothes?   „     —Thought-provoking rebuttal when confronted with her horrifying nudes     “   if the sperm is fresh from the source, not from a bottle then- yes, she will....   „     —Expert testimony on the production of semen     “   i'm not saying these for attention. completely the opposite.   „     —sure okay     “   i am a very polarizing figure   „     —admitting to being so fat that she has a noticeable gravity field     “   i'm an attention whore.... so sue me!   „     —GOTIS reaching critical levels     “   I'm thinking of young boys....   „     —tossing out some sassy lures at her local kindergarten Previous Quote | Next Quote

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Threads With Drama

https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/marry-fuck-kill.11509/ - I HAVE CANCER PITY ME

https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/trixies-lying.11588/ - Defensive thread after being called out on bullshit

https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/edf-user-rankings.11121/ - butthurt

https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/should-trixie-post-her-tits.8082/ - GOTIS feeding trough

See Also

• cancer
• Attention Whore
• Girl on the Internet Syndrome
• Fat
• ED Forums
• ED IRC
• EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo