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[[Last Thursday|Once upon a time]], there was a [[fat whore|beautiful princess]] who lived in [[Florida|a castle]] named '''Trixie'''. Trixie wakes up every morning, chews the head off a baby, and mentally prepares to post inane shit on an internet forum. Trixie's hobbies include [[dollfie|collecting dolls]], hitting on | [[Last Thursday|Once upon a time]], there was a [[fat whore|beautiful princess]] who lived in [[Florida|a castle]], named '''Trixie''' (aka Gina Morelli). Trixie wakes up every morning, chews the head off a baby, and mentally prepares to [[serious business|post inane shit on an internet forum]]. Trixie's hobbies include [[dollfie|collecting dolls]], hitting on children [[pedofork|who are under the age of 18]] while playacting that she is their surrogate mother, and making pretend sandwiches for people online. Oh, and did I mention that she <s>has cancer</s> is fat? | ||
==Trixie's [[boring|Life Story]]== | ==Trixie's [[boring|Life Story]]== |
Revision as of 08:31, 6 February 2013
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who lived in a castle, named Trixie (aka Gina Morelli). Trixie wakes up every morning, chews the head off a baby, and mentally prepares to post inane shit on an internet forum. Trixie's hobbies include collecting dolls, hitting on children who are under the age of 18 while playacting that she is their surrogate mother, and making pretend sandwiches for people online. Oh, and did I mention that she has cancer is fat?
Trixie's Life Story
Trixie is your typical middle-aged failure. She is a library associate (see: clerks making under $35,000.00 annually), is unmarried, and has no children, mainly due to utilizing abortion. She spends most of her time on doll-related or dating websites, which may be why she got confused and logged onto EDF, since it is basically a giant pile of circlejerking faggots. She is fairly obsessed with her doll collection to the point of borderline dementia, saying that they are like her children, and that they speak to her. It is speculated that she uses her dolls as makeshift dildos; however, she is unreliable about telling the truth and the dolls were unavailable for comment.
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Threads With Drama
https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/marry-fuck-kill.11509/ - I HAVE CANCER PITY ME
https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/trixies-lying.11588/ - Defensive thread after being called out on bullshit
https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/edf-user-rankings.11121/ - butthurt
https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/should-trixie-post-her-tits.8082/ - GOTIS feeding trough