Deathcore

Deathcore is a form of BR00T4L 666 H@RDC000R333 HXCX music with no talent and has either hardcore punk fags or metallic hardcore fags trying to play death metal or death metal kids trying to play punk seeming to turn out as a big genre. Sometimes weird guys with justin bieber emo hairstyles will fuckin join the bands.

Characteristics

Typical deathcore band

HEY YO FUCKAZ I LIKE TO BREE, FUCKIN BREE WHO WANTS A BREE!? Deathcore frontman

• Vocalist- Some guy who pig squeals "BREE BREE BREEEEEEEEE SQEE SQEE CREED!!!1" in the mic along with other gutter growls and dying cat shrieks and/or cookie monster vocals. This guy USUALLY wears ear gauges. (Look at the frontman for Suffokate, MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! HOLY VAGINA!) They also USUALLY have a crew cut or short asymmetrical hair or shitloads of tattoos and a sleeveless shirt.
• Lead guitarist - Some guy with long hair usually down to like the shoulders or asymmetrical or shaggy and he just does death metal riffs that sound like some 6 year old nintendo fanfag is having diarrhea shooting out his asshole like a military gun. Then they do HXCX breakdowns AKA THE MOST BR00T4L 666 THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST PART OF THE SONG!!!!111
• Rhythm guitarist - Some retard usually with short hair, he just does breakdowns and weird ass chugging like a Palestinian man is tasting his own pubic hair.
• Bassist - Has long hair if there are at least three guys in the band with long hair, usually has a crew cut or medium-short length hair with medium-sized bangs or normal fucking guy hair you see those fucking fags at high school have. He just is probably pretending to play the bass, probably just records his dog farting in a trash can since that's what the bass sounds like
• Drummer - Might have gauges or the other members. He has usually long straight hair just sounds like a Greek goatbanging high school whore on Redbull is getting her ovaries tickled with a feather by a 2 year old bitch.

Typical band member amount is 5 members. USUALLY

Lyrics

• I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT KNIFE YOU PUT IN MY BACK! TIME TO DIE, CUNT!
• COME ON AND PUT YOUR HEAD AROUND THE ROPE, I'LL LET YOU CHOKE, YOU FUCKING WHORE
• SHE STARTS HER NEW DIET OF LIQUOR AND DICK, JUST LIKE HOLLYWOOD, BUT LACED IN SICK
• BREE BREE BREE BREE BREE!!!
• I LIEK TO TOUCH YOUR CUNT, AND STAB YOU IN TEH BACK, BREE BREE BREE BREE BREE ???????????????????? TIME TO WATCH SOME RUN!!!
• masturbating to the corpses, you betrayed me, I'll get you cunt, I'll watch you die in pain, you fucking slut!
• GET UP OUT OF THAT CHAIR! YOU CAN COME UP AND FUCKING GO OR ARE YOU DEAD!!! -dying cats-

Typical deathcore song

Fans and Image

hxcx MOSHER TYPICAL.

DEATHCOORE NEEDS MOAAAR BREAKDOWNS!!

A good breakdown

Fans tend to be retards who love fucking pogo dancing and moshpits and they just do karate wankery kick up the vagina. They're like 8 year old karate novices running around the school naked as a celebration of how much of a black belt they are, just because they punched a girl and she just kept walking. Some also are weird ass chubby kids or wiggers with baseball caps in their Emmure shirts yelling JUMPDAFUCKUP!! TURN THAT SHIT UP! and then stage dives and kills his friends. They swing their arms around to show how hardcore those guys are.

Bands

Emmure - Wiggercore BMTH - Emo fags Suicide Silence - Mitch Lucker died of drunk driving. Carnifex - Typical deathcore Chelsea Grin - the joker fags who got mutilated with a chelsea smile at the age of 4 Suffokate - Vocalist with viciously huge ear gauges Acacia Strain - THEY'RE NOT DEATHCORE. Or are they? Black Dahlia Murder - Oops, they're more melodeath. But still are gay Despised Icon - the pioneers of this shitty genre JFAC - The vocalist who did a scream cause he got castrated at the 25th second of their song entombment of a machine, in 2007 they go to death metal only but still fail Waking the Cadaver - WHEAT SHREDDED WHEAT!!!

See Also

• Punk
• Death metal
• Candy
• Cum
• Ass
• Cracker