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Abraham was a scheming, conniving racist who may or may not have turned over a new leaf before he was pwned.
Abe Lincoln, White Powa!
Although Honest Abe was a Republican, and the KKK were all Democrats, he had a lot in common with his white clad brethren.
—Abe Lincoln at his most eloquent. |
Abe Lincoln had lots of great plans for Black People. Besides not freeing them by dragging his feet on abolishing slavery, he also wanted to deport them to other countries such as South America, Africa, and even considered giving the British their very own free labour force.
This great plan - try to deport all the people you don't like to, say, MADAGASCAR, and if that doesn't work think of something else - was later recycled by this beloved polical leader.
Defending Abraham Lincoln
Naturally any great leader has rough spots. We've all contemplated asserting the dominance of our own race over that of others before deporting them to the arse ends of the earth so we can build a glorious future. With this in mind, we should all consider that Abe Lincoln did some great things. Sure, he mostly took credit for things other people did and he opposed at the time, but that's what leadership is all about.
Trolling Abe Lincoln Fans
Recite things he said.
That's pretty much it.
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