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Warning!
THIS ARTICLE WILL RUIN YOUR CHILDHOOD

Dirty Disney Confessions is an example of world class sexual service to provide an outlet to the masses. Created and run by beautiful Nigerian goddess in her mid 20's, this blog gives any and every sexual being the opportunity to confess his or her darkest sexual Disney fantasies. Something about the term "dirty Disney confession" is so arousing, that it surely brings out the subconscious desire in us all, which explains why the blog supposedly has 9300+ followers (which can be proven thru the notes on the confessions).

Unlike All Corrupt Things, It's Run By an Innocent Corsetted Princess

Not only can your dad submit his confessions then get an imagemacro personally made, but the amazing Aviva who runs the blog will answer personal questions too. Because obviously we want to know what the fuck is going through anyone's head who would sit at a computer all day fapping to Disney porn. Right. Anyway, you can ask whatever fucking thing you like and the Tumblr famous Aviva will answer while light shines down on her and wind blows thru her hair. Yes, that's right. Shes actually pretty. With her circle lenses and curled wig, she can be proud to express herself as a wonderful woman of high pigmentation. She usually responds with text but sometimes she appears in pics and even videos, which can easily be fapped to. Scientists say that this is a brilliant scheme by the worlds first properly speaking black woman found in the united states. But the flaw in this scheme is that a common idiot will realize shes not a whore or a slut and the anons that want to fuck her sadly don't stand a chance, much less a chance with a Disney character. Some anonymous users claim Aviva is a well-paid scripted actor, however....if you notice on the blog itself there are no ads or commercials which in turn deems that this blog makes 0 money in its effort to please the masses, so the idea of anyone being 'well-paid' to fake a user admin is beyond a feasible idea. This anon claims Aviva has nothing better to do than to fake the world and has this whole elaborate (and seemingly unrealistic) plan to trick the internet into oblivion (yeah ok, that makes sense). ~~how else can you explain 9000 followers?~~ ...well, look at her....she will ride your dick and then fuck you with hers, people love that.

Anon Wants to Know

	“	Would you fuck Walt Disney? Yes. Fuck yes. Over and over and over. Not only was that man amazingly talented, but he was beautiful too. I would give him my everything because he gave me my childhood. <3	„
	—"Aviva"

	“	has anyone ever thrusted so hard and sharp into you that it made you squirt like in porn? nope thats never happened	„
	—"Aviva"

	“	as a furry i'm completely ok with drawn porn of that sort but i mean please don't shove your cock down a snake's throat #judgingyou for the fact that youre OK with drawn versions of that shit	„
	—"Aviva"

	“	Dear Beautiful, I love you. You have a nice smile. You make me laugh. You should be my best friend. Someday I will make you proud. You n me equals BFF Jills. If I saw you now I’d toke with you. I want to wine and dine you. I would build a tree fort just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE. We could dance under the stars. Love, Lady M P.S. You are amazing. thank you so much. <3 wtf is toke tho.	„
	—"Aviva"

	“	oh forget it i didnt know you were black dammit.	„
	—"Aviva"

	“	Dear Aviva, I want you. You have a nice ass. You make me suck my own dick. You should give me a blowjob and make a video. Someday I will tie Loki up. You n me equals black and white. If I saw you now I’d be hetero. I want to bang you. I would build a Disneyland just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be hellfire. We could have awesome sex under the stars. Love, me P.S. I like your tits. hahahahah i like this one. XD	„
	—"Aviva"

	“	i wish chicken little was chicken big if you know what i mean no i dont…	„
	—"Aviva"

	“	if you werent so fucking rude, maybe something might wanna stick a dick in you so you would stop being so pissy youre right. thanks anon, way to freshen up my day! <3	„
	—"Aviva"

	“	How I, Your Unholy Lord, would fuck you… How I’d fuck you would depend on my mood. If I, Your Lord Satan, were in the proper mood… You would receive the most passionate fucking that could ever exist. I would pin you to the bed, and rip your clothes from your body. I would then lay my body on top of you, kissing and nibbling and licking all over your body, with my fingers already deep inside you stroking your g-spot. Then when you’re quivering and shaking all over, I would force you onto your knees with your perfect ass towards me. I would then shove my cock into you and thrust deep into you, filling you completely with my Unholy cock. Then I’d continue thrusting into you, slamming my hips against you in a downward motion, causing my cock to slam against your g-spot over. And over. And over. And over. And… over. With all of my Unholy strength. Would I stop when you cum? No. Would I stop when your arms and legs are close to giving out? No. I would keep going until you passed out from the pure pleasure of my Unholy Cock being inside your unworthy pussy. And then. Then I would fill you with my Demonic Seed. You would raise my children well. >:D Now if I was NOT in that mood… I would do pretty much the same… Just more forcefully. Maybe cause some bruising. And a little bleeding. And I’d slap your ass and your tits as I fuck your pussy till its numb. …but maybe not too badly. Because I wouldn’t want to damage my Unholy Queen. >;) (she doesn't respond, just reposts)	„
	—"Aviva"