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Revision as of 03:23, 28 February 2013
Black Veil Brides is a shock rock band of 5 KISS/Motley Crue wannabes.
History
They formed with Andy Biersack and first started out as some hard rock/post-hardcore band who looked mostly like emo fags. Then in 2010 they went full on post-hardcore and then a bunch of emo kids started jogging up to their music and listening to their shitty hit song Knives and Pens because their singer Andy was teased and was called names and he refused to use knives to self-harm when kids gave him blades and took the pens to write music. And he also used paint brushes which is why today the band decided to paint their body. Then in 2010, later on they left the emo image and tried to look like KISS, Motley crue, WASP or Alice cooper. Then in 2011 they change into a bunch of hard rock/glamfags and shock rock faggots who look like they got used a pussyboy sex partner prison punk at an Alaskan prison. They then stopped talking about ganging up against bullies and started copying KISS, Motley crue, wasp, alice cooper, misfits and whatever and then changed their hair and appearance to KISS and WASP and Alice cooper appearances. In pictures they just would try to look scary and wear weird ass shock value make up splattered on their face, all black clothing in leather and studs, blood theatrics, body paint, sign of the horns and sticking out their tongues. The tongue is to show how they want to lick Gene Simmons' tongue. The new album was released and they still rip off these bands and try to sound old school. In late 2012 and 2013 they stopped wearing makeup, at least not much. Otherwise they'd paint a line on their schnoz or mouth and shit, but usually no. For some reason, the band are accused of ripping off A7X for the riff comparing Knives and pens to unholy confessions or drum intro comparing the legacy to welcome to the family. Well, A7X fans got butthurt and A7X are just a shitty emofag band.
Typical BVB song
VAMPIRES!!!! Wait just emo wannabes. Emo fags love this song.
They copy a Linkin Park song title
Fans
The fans either consist of faggoths, juggalos, clownfags real emos and real goths, emofags, glamfags and they may toss a bitch-fit if you insult this shitty and extremely disgusting band.
Butthurt fan
PHIL LABONTE SPOKE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!
Records
- We Bitch These Wounds
- Set the world on cum
- Wretched and Divine: The Story of the Hairy Penises
- Sex and hollywood: (We dedicate this to how we used to be prisoners in hollywood using pussyboy prison punx as our sex partners playing prison showa with them and GeTBAC.
Members
- Andy Beersack I mean Biersack - In 2010, he called himself Andy Sixx ripping off Nikki Sixx from glamfag band Motley Crue then quits that in 2011. His vocals rip-off Gene Simmons. His growls/screams from their 2010 album before they changed sounds like an autistic jew is barking at his computer, because he couldn't find pictures of naked little boys. Now he just wants to be gene simmons. He's the guy who occasionally paints a fake chelsea smile on his face.
- Jake Shits I mean Pitts - Some "scary man" with a guitar who looks Trve kvlt
- Jinxx - Blood theatrics fag who always sticks out his tongue and plays guitar and the tongue is dedicated to licking Gene Simmon's tongue of course!!!
- Ash Purdy - Isn't it Ashley? I've heard people say that, but some people it isn't. This guy looks like a mixed bred of a gook and a cracker. He plays bass and looks like a girl. He's the guy who does these feminine shit in pics occasionally like the glam bands like Poison and ratt did and he also acts like he's rubbing the clit up. AHKEEKEKEEKEEKEEK!
- Christian "CC" Coma - the drummer; Ace Frehley wannabe fag who looks like the white version of a raped African ape.
In 2010, however, the drummer was actually some girl named Sandra. You could tell she had breasts if you look closely. But if she takes off her shades, she looks like a shemale.
How to troll fans
- Tell them Andy Biersack is spelled "beersack"
- Tell them BVB sucks
- Tell them the band are emo
- Tell them Justin Bieber is better
- If they are wearing makeup, ask them if they are an Insane Clown Posse fan
- Call them a juggalo
- Say that Sandra is a she-male
- Say that Ash is a girl