Avenged Sevenfold

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	“	FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH AVENGED SEVENFOLD IS THE BEST BAND EVER YOU FUCKIN RETARD CUNT FACE!! THE REV WAS THE BEST DRUMMER SYNYSTER IS BETTER AT GUITAR THAN U U FAG AND HOW DARE U TALK SHIT ABOUT THE REV I WILL KILL YOU AND DANCE ON UR GRAVE!!!!	„
	—Typical A7X fan's response to criticism

DEATH-BAT!

Avenged Sevenfold (or A7X, Avenged Semenfold or Aids7X) are a real metal band from California.

Typical A7X music

A7X music

Their gigs

History

Vocalist M Faggows Makes the noise when he shits really long shits

They began in 1999 when 4 fags who jack off to punk and metal decided to form some band taking hardcore punk with metal influences and volumes and raw screaming that sounds like you're getting fucked by a cactus. In 2001 lead guitarist Sister Gays joined and appeared on their debut album Sounding the Seventh Cum-Shit's reissue on Hoe-piss records. Then their 2nd bassist Justin Sane who is confused as the bassist for Anti-Fag tried suicide by drinking cough syrup but was still alive, after regreting it he was in the hospital for a few months so Justin Sane joined. The band got their name from the bible because they are christfags. They then released an album Wanking the fallen in 2003 and M shadows screamed less and he did inject some stuff in his voice box which is why he decided to sing like Axl Rose and then they sold out from metalcore to an emofag band with shitty of evil in 2005. The band since 2003 dress like emos with their hair and belts and shit and then dressed like wigger fags in 2007. In 2009, their cummer I mean drummer the rev died. (Rest in shit) He died? ROTFFLTFOLTFOLTFOLTFOLOLOLOLMFAO HOLY FUCKING PENIS FUCKING ASSHOLE LICKING VAGINA MASTURBATING COCK RAPIST! So the band realized they weren't able to have sex with his corpse so they decided to write an album about how they can't fuck their friend's corpse and wrote an album for them and fans to jack off to the rev. The 2010 album was their biggest fail of all time. Dyke Portnoy from Dream Theater then sold out and joined the band for the album and then left when it was done so Arin Ilejay joined them. They recently released a song called Carry Cum which rips off Judas Priest's Painkiller album. For info about their future, watch the interview below.

Interview about the new album

Fanbase

Typical A7X fan

A7X fan's reaction to troLOLOLZ.

The fanbase consists of true metalheads, emofags, true goths, whores, people who know shit about music, fags and sluts with anger issues and all dat shit. When you expose the truth on the emo fags, the fans get butthurt and toss a huge bitch-fit about it.

War with fans

One day in 2010, a user on youtube named muckfetalcore joined youtube and made a video exposing the truth on Aids7x. So then since the upload of the vid, fans everyday would post rage comments at him and comment on his channel with butthurt as well on occasions even though he hasn't been on in at least a year. After he left, another internet hero named Corefuckingsucks put a raid on Aids7x's video for nightmare and so far away on youtube on december 28th 2011 aka the 2nd anniversary of the rev's death and for the whole day it was raped to death by people who expose the truth on the emo band. So many fans got butthurt as fuck.]

Successful troll is successful

Butthurt fan reactions

The Disease

A7X spread a disease with their music called aids, all the fans caught when listening to the shitty band's music.

Doctor proves there's a disease A7X spread

How to troll A7X fans

• Tell them that A7X is emo
• Tell them A7X are wiggers
• Deny A7X as metal
• Talk shit about The Rev
• Say that m shadows is an Axl Rose wannabe
• Say that Synyster Gates is shit at guitar
• Say that the members of A7x are christfags
• Say that Justin Bieber/One Direction/etc are awesome
• Say that muckfetalcore is awesome
• Show them this article
• More and more and more are available, the fans are the rock version of the Justin Bieber/One Direction fanbase.

Most Famous Membership of the Band

• M Faggows - Vocals
• Zacky Venjizz - GuitarD
• Sister Gays - GuitarD
• Johny Christfag - Bass
• The Reverend Fague - Cum drums (Rest in shit) (1999-2009)
• Dyke Portnoy - Cum drums (2010)
• Arin Ilegay - Cum drums (2011-present)

Discography

• Sounding the Seventh Cum-Shit - 2001
• Wanking the Fallen - 2003
• Shitty of Evil - 2005
• Avenged SeMenfold - 2007
• Dykemare - 2010
• Upcoming Album (They say it's likely to be called "We Are Emos)

See Also

• YouTube
• Troll
• Pwnage
• Emo
• False
• Metal (music)
• Rage
• Fag

External Links

• A Successful Troll
• Another troll video