Frat boy

Witness the initiation of the freshman frat boy.

Frat boys are usually former jocks or rednecks that are in college now. The jocks no longer work out and usually let themselves go. This is due to the fact that their football days are over. The rednecks do the same thing they did in high school. They tend to be massive douchebags and pedophiles, as they still creep around their high schools to pick up that underage pussy. The common frat boy tends to gravitate towards groups of like minded people called fraternities. They usually say they're going out to drink with their bros, but in actuality, there's loads of gay sex happening in the fraternity house. Every once in a while, there may be heterosexual sex. But most frat boys know that's a cover for when the chicks and the nerds come around. Because let's face it, bro! They're totally not gay!

In the College Setting

The Average frat boy tends to be follow the same habits in the college classroom as the did in the high school class room. They fall asleep in class. They force the nerd in the class to do their homework, although they now have to pay the nerd for the work now. And also, they still manage to somehow offend every serious female student in the required sexual education class. However, in college, your professor gives less of a shit than your average teacher. Mom and Dad have no influence on the professor, as he's getting paid regardless of whether or not the frat boy actually pays attention to him. Frat boys usually end up causing their parents lots of money, as the retard can't figure out remedial Algebra or Computer Science III to save his own life.

Usually, the frat boy will either spend two years in college after his parents figure out all he's doing is drinking and fucking. Usually, the fact that the frat boy is drinking Dad out of his sugar daddy funds for his secretary helps... Or, the other end of the spectrum, the frat boy will spend eight years in college only to get a general education degree and still end up in the same boat as the frat boy who's parents abandoned ship at two years. Although, these frat boy parents are thousands more in the hole with a fatter basement dweller.

Identifying a frat boy

They still have some of those old high school aspects in them though. They will fuck almost anything that moves or breathes, though by the end of college 50% of them turn out gay, at the same time wasting away their parents money they spent on their dear little star pupil (if they're drug abusing mom could afford it). They are usually still targets of whores do to beer bellies being cute now, they usually don't pick on the nerds anyone more because for these two reasons:

• College years are the best of a nerds life until their jobs spring up.

• They're still partying and getting hammered to notice all the Wi-Fi Pokemon battles and Brony Fanfiction going on at the time.

The average frat-boys in their realm.

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