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Fæ was [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Fæ#F.C3.A6_banned|banned by ArbCom]], and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=rights&page=User%3AF%C3%A6 surrendered] his sysop privileges after ArbCom found him to be overly hostile and overly insistent on including a pornographic link to a [[BLP|biography of a living person]]. After resigning his sysop bit under a cloud and being banned from Jimbo Wales' talkpage, Fæ [http://blog.wikimedia.org.uk/2012/08/a-message-from-jon-davies-chief-executive-of-wikimedia-uk/ resigned] as chairperson of Wikimedia UK after the old media got hold of some of Fæ's kinky porn uploads.
Fæ was [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Fæ#F.C3.A6_banned|banned by ArbCom]], and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=rights&page=User%3AF%C3%A6 surrendered] his sysop privileges after ArbCom found him to be overly hostile and overly insistent on including a pornographic link to a [[BLP|biography of a living person]]. After resigning his sysop bit under a cloud and being banned from Jimbo Wales' talkpage, Fæ [http://blog.wikimedia.org.uk/2012/08/a-message-from-jon-davies-chief-executive-of-wikimedia-uk/ resigned] as chairperson of Wikimedia UK after the old media got hold of some of Fæ's kinky porn uploads.


==Wikipedia sins==
==Wikipedia Trolling==
{{quote|1=Sometimes Wikipedia's best contributors can also be its worst. This year's highest profile troublemaker was a Wikimedia UK board member (User:Fæ) whose behavior (including alleged legal threats against fellow editors and a semi-nude picture scandal) on Wikipedia and photo hub Wikipedia Commons became the subject of considerable controversy. In the end, Fæ was blocked from editing Wikipedia — but not from Commons, where he's active to this day.|2=[http://mashable.com/2013/01/03/most-interesting-wikipedia-stories/ Mashable.com]|3=Identifying the real troublemaker}}
{{quote|1=Sometimes Wikipedia's best contributors can also be its worst. This year's highest profile troublemaker was a Wikimedia UK board member (User:Fæ) whose behavior (including alleged legal threats against fellow editors and a semi-nude picture scandal) on Wikipedia and photo hub Wikipedia Commons became the subject of considerable controversy. In the end, Fæ was blocked from editing Wikipedia — but not from Commons, where he's active to this day.|2=[http://mashable.com/2013/01/03/most-interesting-wikipedia-stories/ Mashable.com]|3=Identifying the real troublemaker}}


===Flickr washing===
===Plagiarism and Copyright Violations===
Fae got to know the salty, semen-like taste of irony when, after [[art theft|Flickr-washing]] over 9000 images stolen from various places on the internet, Fae himself suffered uploader's remorse and deleted several pictures of himself in various bondage scenes from Commons, but is now upset that the images are hosted here.
Fae got to know the salty, semen-like taste of irony when, after [[art theft|Flickr-washing]] over 9000 images stolen from various places on the internet, Fae himself suffered uploader's remorse and deleted several pictures of himself in various bondage scenes from Commons, but is now upset that the images are hosted here. In addition to stealing images, Fæ was [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=35973 busted] for plagiarism at The [[Wikipedia Review]].


===Fae's kinky uploads===
 
===Fae's Kinky Uploads===
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===ArbCom ban===
===Banned by ArbCom===
Fae was found to be overly hostile, openly hurling accusations of homophobia at anyone who dared criticize his additions of pornographic material and links to [[BLP|biographies of living people]]. Fae was so nasty, that he was [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Jimbo_Wales&diff=493182000&oldid=493180702 banned from Jimmy Wales' talkpage] after an argument turned sour, like Fae's old snatch. It also turned out that Fae had more [[sockpuppet|socks]] than Sears.
Fae was found to be overly hostile, openly hurling accusations of homophobia at anyone who dared criticize his additions of pornographic material and links to [[BLP|biographies of living people]]. Fae was so nasty, that he was [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Jimbo_Wales&diff=493182000&oldid=493180702 banned from Jimmy Wales' talkpage] after an argument turned sour, like Fae's old snatch. It also turned out that Fae had more [[sockpuppet|socks]] than Sears.


===Sockpuppetry===
===Sockpuppetry===
Sockpuppetry being one of Wikipedia's many high crimes, it came to light during the ArbCom case that Fae had [[at least 100]] sockpuppets. One of his many socks, "[[Pokemon|Ash]]", was notable for expanding the Wikipedia article "[[wikipedia:User:Ash/List_of_gay_bathhouse_regulars|List of gay bathhouse regulars]]" ([http://www.webcitation.org/69dVoqpHM archive]). Anyone who happens upon his vomit-inducing, kinky porn uploads and so much as dares to complain about their [[Goggles|melting eyes]] will typically receive copious accusations of [[homophobia]] from a [[shocked & appalled]] Ash / F&aelig;. He also promoted his husband by creating [[wikipedia:Simon Corcoran|a Wikipedia article for him]]. At the [[Wikipedia Review]], F&aelig; was [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=35973 busted] for plagiarism. His refusal to disclose [[sockpuppets|accounts he had previously used]] resulted in him being [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AF%C3%A6&diff=503505126&oldid=503033841 banned by Arbcom]. Despite all this, Fae was appointed as the [[smegma|head cheese]] at WMUK. Remember that the next time [[lol|you donate to Wikipedia]].
Sockpuppetry being one of Wikipedia's many high crimes, it came to light during the ArbCom case that Fae had [[at least 100]] sockpuppets. A fine example of the encyclopedic material contributed by this army of sockpuppets is the Wikipedia article "[[wikipedia:User:Ash/List_of_gay_bathhouse_regulars|List of gay bathhouse regulars]]" ([http://www.webcitation.org/69dVoqpHM archive]). His copious accusations of [[homophobia]] and refusal to disclose [[sockpuppets|accounts he had previously used]] resulted in him being [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AF%C3%A6&diff=503505126&oldid=503033841 banned by Arbcom]. Despite all this, Fae was appointed as the [[smegma|head cheese]] at Wikimedia UK. Remember that the next time [[lol|you donate to Wikipedia]].


==Fae and this article==
;Known accounts
 
Fae loves the existence of this article, because it is something he can point to as proof that he is a victim of homophobia, completely overlooking the fact that this article only exposes his own actions, and that most ED staff are fags.
 
{{squote|1=Hello "Badmachine", do you have anything to say about the attack page off-wiki that you are actively maintaining about me, where you label me as a faggot? --Fæ (talk) 23:00, 13 December 2012 (UTC)|2=[http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Commons:Deletion_requests/File:Gay_Pride_London_1991.jpg&diff=prev&oldid=84959659 Fae]|3=[[Special:Contributions/Hipcrime|lying through his British teeth]]}}
 
==Deleted Article==
Because [[Wikipedia is not censored]], F&aelig;'s Wikipedian followers [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=Ashley_van_Haeften deleted and locked] his article, claiming that it was an "attack article". Was it an attack article? A screenshot of the article before it was deleted is embedded below. You decide.
 
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==Known accounts==
* [[Wikipedia:User:Speedoguy|Speedoguy]]
* [[Wikipedia:User:Speedoguy|Speedoguy]]
* [[Wikipedia:User:Speedo|Speedo]]
* [[Wikipedia:User:Speedo|Speedo]]
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* [[Wikipedia:User:AshleyVH|AshleyVH]]
* [[Wikipedia:User:AshleyVH|AshleyVH]]
* [[Wikipedia:User:Teahot|Teahot]]
* [[Wikipedia:User:Teahot|Teahot]]
===Deletion of Fae's Wikipedia article===
Because [[Wikipedia is not censored]], F&aelig;'s Wikipedian buddies [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=Ashley_van_Haeften deleted and locked] his article, claiming that it was an "attack article". Was it an attack article? A screenshot of the article before it was deleted is embedded below. You decide.
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==Fae and this article==
Fae loves the existence of this article, because he loves to play the victim when he is trolling, and he points to the [[:Template:Lezz|appropriate categorization]] of this article as proof that we are homophobic, completely overlooking the fact that most ED staff are fags.
{{squote|1=Hello "Badmachine", do you have anything to say about the attack page off-wiki that you are actively maintaining about me, where you label me as a faggot? --Fæ (talk) 23:00, 13 December 2012 (UTC)|2=[http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Commons:Deletion_requests/File:Gay_Pride_London_1991.jpg&diff=prev&oldid=84959659 Fae]|3=[[Special:Contributions/Hipcrime|lying through his British teeth]]}}


==See also==
==See also==

Revision as of 05:34, 20 March 2013

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT if your edits to this page can be linked to any Wikimedia account, they will ban you!!!1
Fae, showing his middle aged spread
Faaaaabulous at London Pride in 1991

Ashley Van Haeften (aka Fæ) is a disgraced Wikipedia sysop, and notorious Wikipedia sockmaster, who also happens to be the chairman of a member of Wikimedia UK's Board of Trustees.

Fæ was banned by ArbCom, and surrendered his sysop privileges after ArbCom found him to be overly hostile and overly insistent on including a pornographic link to a biography of a living person. After resigning his sysop bit under a cloud and being banned from Jimbo Wales' talkpage, Fæ resigned as chairperson of Wikimedia UK after the old media got hold of some of Fæ's kinky porn uploads.

Wikipedia Trolling

   
“ 		 
Sometimes Wikipedia's best contributors can also be its worst. This year's highest profile troublemaker was a Wikimedia UK board member (User:Fæ) whose behavior (including alleged legal threats against fellow editors and a semi-nude picture scandal) on Wikipedia and photo hub Wikipedia Commons became the subject of considerable controversy. In the end, Fæ was blocked from editing Wikipedia — but not from Commons, where he's active to this day.
  		„
  		 

—Mashable.com, Identifying the real troublemaker

Fae got to know the salty, semen-like taste of irony when, after Flickr-washing over 9000 images stolen from various places on the internet, Fae himself suffered uploader's remorse and deleted several pictures of himself in various bondage scenes from Commons, but is now upset that the images are hosted here. In addition to stealing images, Fæ was busted for plagiarism at The Wikipedia Review.


Fae's Kinky Uploads

Banned by ArbCom

Fae was found to be overly hostile, openly hurling accusations of homophobia at anyone who dared criticize his additions of pornographic material and links to biographies of living people. Fae was so nasty, that he was banned from Jimmy Wales' talkpage after an argument turned sour, like Fae's old snatch. It also turned out that Fae had more socks than Sears.

Sockpuppetry

Sockpuppetry being one of Wikipedia's many high crimes, it came to light during the ArbCom case that Fae had at least 100 sockpuppets. A fine example of the encyclopedic material contributed by this army of sockpuppets is the Wikipedia article "List of gay bathhouse regulars" (archive). His copious accusations of homophobia and refusal to disclose accounts he had previously used resulted in him being banned by Arbcom. Despite all this, Fae was appointed as the head cheese at Wikimedia UK. Remember that the next time you donate to Wikipedia.

Known accounts

Deletion of Fae's Wikipedia article

Because Wikipedia is not censored, Fæ's Wikipedian buddies deleted and locked his article, claiming that it was an "attack article". Was it an attack article? A screenshot of the article before it was deleted is embedded below. You decide.

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Fae and this article

Fae loves the existence of this article, because he loves to play the victim when he is trolling, and he points to the appropriate categorization of this article as proof that we are homophobic, completely overlooking the fact that most ED staff are fags.

 
“ 		 
Hello "Badmachine", do you have anything to say about the attack page off-wiki that you are actively maintaining about me, where you label me as a faggot? --Fæ (talk) 23:00, 13 December 2012 (UTC)
  		„
 

—Fae, lying through his British teeth

See also

  • Sam Blacketer – Another British Wikipedian with multiple past accounts who rose through the ranks.

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